Massage Parlor Reports

[Senior Leche]

What the hell is wrong with you guys!! There is no doubt the American male is the greatest sucker of all time! You guys are paying these gals way too much! The more you pay them the more they disrespect you. The newest scam is European Spa on Mission Gorge. They have a coupon in the Reader for $40 off 1 hour massage. You also get table shower. Not bad? Extras start at $100. I guess you suckers are willing to pay it. What morons. FS there is $200. I told her just 1 hour massage please. She wouldn't budge and I wouldn't budge. I got at most a 40 minute massage and out the door. I do NOT go to the Korean mp's any more. I had to see what was going on at this place. Never again......

Chukichz raises once again the long-standing debate that has been going on for years on these boards. I have been mongering for more than 20 years, and have been to AMP all over the US, so I am pretty experienced. Here's my take. First, I do not think what one monger pays (whether too high or low) has that much impact on what the girls demand. As long as you proceed on that basis that the girl is going to try to rip you off and get as much as possible, you have the right attitude. They all ask for more than we should pay. $200 seems to be the standard opening demand these days, but good FS is available for $ or less.

Each monger has to make an individual decision based on ability to pay, level of horniness, quality of the girl, etc. Just because I may pay $80 for FS does not mean that other mongers can get the same price. Or if I agree to pay $200 (which I never would), that doesn't mean other mongers won't get a better price. Ultimately, in my experience, price is dictated by two things: if the girl has had a slow day, price will be better, and vice versa. Also, if you have treated the girl kindly and with respect and she thinks you'll be a repeat customer, price may be lower.

For me, I am willing to pay more to a girl I see regularly who has proven to me that she gives superior service. The harder negotiation is with a new girl who has the potential to be a regular, excellent provider.- I hate to lose out on the potential for high quality, repeat service just because I was cheap the first time out, but I also do not like getting ripped off. Ultimately, each monger has to set his limit and stick to it.- eventually, by visiting a few places, each will find a provider that matches his financial and service expectations.

[Chukichz]

Oh, I'm really sorry.......That should be Officer Butthead

[Chukichz]

Hey Officer Bolthead. Why don't you look in all the places the rest of us look. I really dislike this BS."Hey, tell me about all your experiences". If you're curious, go get a massage and then tell US all about it. LE should work a bit more like the rest of us.......

[Chukichz]

What the hell is wrong with you guys!! There is no doubt the American male is the greatest sucker of all time! You guys are paying these gals way too much! The more you pay them the more they disrespect you. The newest scam is European Spa on Mission Gorge. They have a coupon in the Reader for $40 off 1 hour massage. You also get table shower. Not bad? Extras start at $100. I guess you suckers are willing to pay it. What morons. FS there is $200. I told her just 1 hour massage please. She wouldn't budge and I wouldn't budge. I got at most a 40 minute massage and out the door. I do NOT go to the Korean mp's any more. I had to see what was going on at this place. Never again......

[Senior Leche]

I drove by the other day and thought about going in...

I will probably go anyway just to check it out...

Joe

Went there last week, first time in about a year. It does not appear that anything has changed. Saw Jean, young with a killer body but face ugly as a sack of a**holes. Great service, though. $1.2 cost. On my way out, saw a very attractive lady reading the paper in the lobby. Will go back to check her out. This place may not have the best looking providers, but surroundings are comfortable (one of the few places that still has mattresses on the floor instead of tables) and the service always is consistent.

[Bolthead]

Hey guys, joined up because I wanted your help with the AMP scene. I am a young vet of the TJ thing, done that plenty of times on my own.

But im in North County and the drive is a killer. Is this legit, this AMP stuff? By that I mean is it easy to find these places? I get massages all the time but its the total, by-the-book kind. real professional.

I never had an asian massage and I want to try it out.

I know the places and prices in TJ. I have no idea about the places and prices for AMP in San Diego county. Please help!

PS. Mira mesa is an easy drive for me so any in that town would be great!

[HoneyBoy]

Is the hairy lady?

Dudes, A while back I was telling you all about Nana at Yoshi. She has resurfaced as Chanel at Jae Hee (formerly Crystal) on Mira Mesa blvd. She is fantastic, a true sweetheart (Girl friend experience). She is pricy, but likes her job. Like I said before, I really like her. She is wonderful. Check her out, tell me how it goes. You can PM or send the message to all the boyz. Just check her out. I think she works Sunday thru Wednesday. Enjoy.

Jerry

[Shellback]

Had a chance to check out Ginza Spa last week (Saturday), and had a fairly decent time. I say decent, and not great, becuase I made the mistake of going on a Saturday late afternoon following a payday.

I'm only in town on business, and so I take public transportation everywhere. I accidentally got off WAY early on the bus, and walked for about 45 minutes before I got the place. I must of looked really worn-out, becuase despite being extemely busy, the mama-san allowed me to hang out in one of the rooms, and literally take a short nap (about 45 min.). The room was nice, cool, and clean...soft music playing in the background...and since I really didn't have anything else planned for the day it was actually a nice respite.

The girl finally came in, and she was a pretty cute, mid-30's Korean. I'd give a definate 8 out of 10.

She gave me a fairly decent table shower - I've had the chance to "sample" several having spent the last two years in Japan (Okinawa). It was nice to feel her hands on me, and as always the occassional "accidental" brush against certain body parts.

We then went back to the room for about a 15 minute massage, followed by "the question." I had $80 on me, so I thought I could atleast get a little something, but she started right off at $100 for anything! After ten minutes of back-and-forth (Korea is a country that expects haggling over prices), I got it down to $70 but felt I was still getting robbed. [That service was less than stellar, by the way].

Afterwards, she actually continued giving me a legite massage, hitting all of the points that I requested - I was actually in need of a legite massage. She was also very personable, and gave a decent performance in trying to pretend to be interested in me. She was sweet, and won me over when it was all said and done (perhaps making up for lack of skill in other areas?).

Over all experience - a 7. I chalk it up to coming at exactly the wrong time, on exactly the wrong day as far as price goes. Nice, friendly staff, though.

[WalkerJim]

Dudes, A while back I was telling you all about Nana at Yoshi. She has resurfaced as Chanel at Jae Hee (formerly Crystal) on Mira Mesa blvd. She is fantastic, a true sweetheart (Girl friend experience). She is pricy, but likes her job. Like I said before, I really like her. She is wonderful. Check her out, tell me how it goes. You can PM or send the message to all the boyz. Just check her out. I think she works Sunday thru Wednesday. Enjoy.

Jerry

[Onceuponatown]

Any advice on PB massage parlors?

Thanks in advance.

[Joe Coodidge]

I drove by the other day and thought about going in...

I will probably go anyway just to check it out...

Joe

[Boberati]

Had the usual urges today to get the usual stuff for around the usual amount, then thought otherwise about it for some reason.

Found myself at the Guitar Center and got a beautiful Gibson acoustic that was on sale for $99. Went back to the hotel, ordered some room service and spent the night learning three songs - Skating Away by Jethro Tull, Feelin Allright by Joe Cocker and One by U2. (All the music is written out for free in "tab" form on the internet, as are most songs that you would know).

I mean nothing derogatory by posting this, just a different enjoyable way to spend about the same time and money.

OK, now let's get back to that asian beaver.

[Double Nickle]

Downtown San Diego is a happening place and you can get a great legitimate massage there. If there is any place with extras it is extremely well hidden though. Southwards appears to be free of rub and tug establishments until you reach the Mexican border although 2 places reportedly offering happy endings in the past are trying to reopen. In Mexico you can get the works at massage parlors although the "massage" is scarcely worthy of the name. Go north young monger for the type of massage you're looking for. There are quite a few places on or just off the El Cajon Boulevard, accessible by bus 15 from the Courthouse downtown.

On my last day of a 19 day vacation I was suffering withdrawal pangs for a table shower and a good oriental massage with happy ending. I had gotten nothing resembling a table shower for the whole trip. I had gotten good massages and I had gotten sex, but I hadn't gotten the 2 together. When the older mamasan opened the door in a yellow kimono I was very happy. A real oriental place. I would even have gotten serviced by her I was so in need of a real table shower, decent massage, and proper finish. I paid $100 for an hour massage with hot bath and scrub.

After being escorted to the room I see the mamasan with another lady who I immediately get the hots for. She is 30 something or maybe even a well preserved 40 something; perhaps too old for the younger monger but absolutely perfect for me. She is slim, medium height, with a delicate and classically beautiful facial structure. I give her a big smile and a "Hi," hoping she'll be my masseuse.

I was in luck for as soon as I am naked the door opens and she walks in. I'll call her Jennifer. She tells me she is Japanese but lived in Hawaii for 15 years. I tell her I need to use the men's room so she hands me a small towel and escorts me there. She seems amused that the towel leaves my butt fully exposed.

Back in the room I remove the towel and my glasses and climb in the tub. She has me put up my feet on the sides and she scrubs my feet and legs. Very nice. I'd gotten partially erect from my first sight of this babe (unusual for me at my age) but by now I was fully erect and maintaining. She washes my arms and torso. She has a nice smooth touch and rinses periodically with the spray hose. I sit up and she does my back. Now she has me stand up and washes a few of the missing bits. She wants me to scrub my penis, balls and anus myself. I soap up and wash my rock hard dick etcetera with her right in front of me watching attentively. I love it.

Now I lie face down on the massage table in the same room. She puts the towel over me and presses hard with her palms to absorb any remaining wetness. She rearranges the towel so it is just covering my ass though I think my balls are hanging out. I get a short but good massage of back, neck, and legs.

"Turn over." She covers my cock with the towel and massages my arms, chest, and legs. I quiver as she does light feathertouch strokes down my chest to just above my cock and up my legs to just below my balls. She keeps this up for quite a while as I lie there quivering and heavy breathing.

Finally she stops and asks, "Is there any other part you want massaged?" Cock, balls and anus were the only parts she missed so I point to them through the towel. Oh please God let that be the right answer. "What do I want?" she asks, making the handjob signal. "If possible I'd like everything." "Everything?" she asks in wonder. "I'm very naughty," I admit. She puts her finger to her teeth. I think that's the sign for silence but in this case it apparently means blowjob. "It's expensive." "How much do I want to pay?" I offer $100 which would get me FS (intercourse) in Connecticut. She will do it for $140.

She gets a condom and skillfully applies it with her mouth. She also takes off her top and pulls down her cute flowery bra exposing beautiful round boobs. They aren't real big but are a nice handful, smooth and just the right firmness. She likes having her nipples stroked very likely. I can't resist also stroking her nice flat firm belly. She takes her pants down to her knees and I stroke her lovely ass, thighs, and hips. They might have spread a bit since her teens, but it is in all the right places.

I deflate a little which will happen if the blowjob is too vigorous. When she asked if I was done I told her "No, I usually have to finish by hand (because of a retarded ejaculation condition)." So she commences a HJ while I continue fondling her great body. Finally I take pity on her and start jerking myself off. Meanwhile, she strokes my chest, legs, and balls; pursing her rosebud mouth into a perfect O. I explode while watching her perfect face.

She brings tissues to clean me off, and we get dressed. She asks if I have enough money left. She also says not to tell anyone which is why I have changed her name and left out the name and exact address of this massage parlor. I get a big hug and a tissue wrapped condom to throw away at my hotel. I love San Diego and want to go back. First thing I'll want to "do" is "Jennifer" again. -Double Nickle

[Double Nickle]

Spa Tiki is an asian massage parlor of sorts. It is marked on the map of the "Asian Pacific Historic District of San Diego." The spa menu includes polynesian massage and even a "Thai Contouring Body Ritual." Part of the staff is asian. Decor is from Hawaii, Fiji, and Thailand. But it is not the standard rub and tug or full service AMP where we mongers can get everything we want at a reasonable price.

It is one of a number of upscale businesses located in a huge ultramodern building at 200 Harbor Drive. You should make an appointment first or you may be waiting there the whole day. You can choose a male or female therapist. On the first floor is a huge reception area with appointment desk, store, and waiting area. All is polynesian themed. Come in at least 15 minutes before your appointment. I think I paid around $160 for an 80 minute session.

After waiting a short time I was led to the elevator and shown around the second floor. There are many massage rooms - some deluxe, lounge, co-ed steam room, men's locker room ("Big Kahunas"), women's locker room, etc. I change into robe and sandals and put my clothes into a locker, taking key with zippered pouch. Then I go to the lounge and lie in a lounge chair amid about equal numbers of robed men and women. There are magazines to read and the staff will bring you a tropical alcoholic drink.

My masseuse, Rene, arrived at the lounge and called my name. She towered over my 5 foot 7 inches and was young, blonde, slender, and beautiful. The massage room had Hawaiian music playing, lit candles, polynesian decor, and the obligatory massage table. She left the room, telling me to disrobe, lie face down, and pull the covers over me.

Renee gave an amazing massage, knowing many different techniques. She had even studied Lomi Lomi in her native Hawaii. I got lots of long soothing strokes, and lots of attention to my butt cheeks. On the flip my arms and legs got more work and she massaged scalp, face, neck and shoulders. As usual the rest of the front torso, inner thighs, and "privates" were neither exposed nor massaged. She took the entire time. Locker room and lounge time was not counted. I walked out of there feeling like I was floating.

Afterwards I checked out the steam room. I had been told to keep a towel on here because it was co-ed. For a while I was the only guy in the steam room with 2 young ladies - one in only a towel; one in only a robe. Very nice.
I understand why this place was voted "Best of San Diego."

I paid at reception with a credit card. I was told I could leave a cash gratuity for the masseuse if I wished. I put about 20% in a small envelope and dropped it in a box at the desk.

Double Nickle

[AzinDude]

I was horny over the weekend so I ventured into that new place on ECB by Rolando. It was 7pm on Sat. Standard $60 entry fee. Receptionist was hot looking 24-28 years old. Either korean or viet. Didn't get her name, and mistaken thought she was gonna be mine. Sad to say I had to endure 25 minutes of torture by a chapped skinned, ugly a$$, lame massage by a 40 year old, dress like a 15 year old teeny bopper. Her name is Sophia or something like that. Didn't really care. Cause I didn't pay more than the standard fee. When she asked if I wanted more. Pretended that I didn't know what she was talking about. I was not about to let those rough skinned fingers touch my johnson.

As I was leaving she did mention that there were more girls to choose from. Next time I know to as for a younger and prettier girl.

Took one for the team. At lucky spa. Don't ask for Sophia.