Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6633** · 02-11-21 17:37

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...275946049.html

Saw her repeatedly on CG but she doesn't state a name so had a hard time looking through the forum for her. Intel / experience with her is appreciated.

**Member #6633** · 02-11-21 17:35

Originally Posted by BramStroker [View Original Post]

I think overall experience was similar. Girl was hot, massage was meh, place looked and felt great + safe and private. But extras were only an overpriced HE with no other extras offered.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...063&viewfull=1#post5096063.

Appreciate the report, here's an update since I decided to try out Angelina out of curiosity:

Went to book a hh with her, she wasn't as prompt on comms but eventually made it happen. I gave her 1. At the desk and said to apply the. 3 as her tip instead of getting back change. Massage itself was mediocre as I expected, and I felt initially this would go nowhere at first. We had good banter and she had a personality in comparison to the robotic vibes I had from the other girls working in the same suite. Before telling to flip, she teased heavy in the thighs and by the boys. On the flip she did my chest and legs and then looked and asked if I wanted a massage down there. I nodded. She promptly lathered with oil and got to work. Allowed OTC & UTC roaming up top and gave a clean finish. Overall: 4/10 massage, 8/10 HE, would repeat again. Best part was she didn't ask for additional tips unlike the other girls who asked for a blatant minimum of. 5 before even doing the HE. Total damage: 1.

**Stiffy99** · 02-11-21 17:34

Angelina has a profile on SA that teases a little, mentions she does massage. Worth a try!

Originally Posted by ShadowLotus513 [View Original Post]

TOFTT, as another poster after mentioned correctly, she works the same building as Carla's. They require you to wash your hands and the whole place smells like essential oils galore. Did the hr for 1. And overall was a mediocre massage and she doesn't talk much. Not bad, but not memorable either. She looks like her pics, but they might be a year or two old cause her hair is brown and she's a bit chubbier, but still looks great. I inquired about a handshake and she quoted. 6 which was way too much imo. Tried to negotiate. 4 but she wouldn't budge and was kind a rushing me at the end, so the mood didn't connect and I didn't go for it. Tipped. 2.

I'm curious to see hear any reports about Noelle or Angelina if anyone has experience with them (CG links below). Can confirm those pics of Angelina are real (2nd one), I walked past her in the hallway to the massage room and she seemed quite bubbly.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...267650592.html

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...274501536.html

**ILoveRedheads** · 02-11-21 16:40

Originally Posted by Jjjapd [View Original Post]

Great body, multiple posts on CL, pic of a second girl now as well. I think a I asked before. Has anyone toftt?

They're hotties!

A simple HE by one of these two would be a pleaser IMO.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...271844590.html

Hot girl but I think this must be run by the same owner as la roca. Doesn't allow any touching at all, bad attitude, unfriendly, and rushed. I was only there 20 minutes tops even though I paid for an hour. If you want a subpar massage by a hottie in a bikini and nothing more, this is the place for you. I wish I could've spared myself the blue balls by reading the other reviews.

**MidwestMayhem** · 02-11-21 13:16

After two weeks of wasted time, I'm giving on seeing Sarah. She said she's supposed to be going to south to visit on the 13. I'm probably going to see Jenny or Tiffany, just curious as to who the better option is, unless someone else is better recommended, thanks.

**Epoks** · 02-11-21 09:10

I hope that doesn't mean Jenny is gone.

Originally Posted by TMan [View Original Post]

Tried out Alice Spa in Macomb and got Diane. Pretty lady with a nice body, maybe a few extra pounds but still nice. Got the typical undraped massage with a soft / medium touch and a little bit of teasing. On the flip a good HE with OTC allowed. Paid. 8 for the hour and. 4 for the tip. I may repeat, but would prefer Bella since you get a much better massage with the same ending at the same price.

One other thing that was interesting. They put me in the first room on the left to wait a bit while Diane finished up her previous massage. Within that room were another set of doors that were partially opened. I took a peek inside a saw a cozy looking bed along with a full set of luggage. Looks like someone just came into town and was staying there.

**SpasRhealing** · 02-11-21 01:20

Anyone know of any Asian or non-Asian providers in the area?

**Averily** · 02-10-21 21:36

Good on you!

Originally Posted by ShadowLotus513 [View Original Post]

TOFTT, as another poster after mentioned correctly, she works the same building as Carla's. They require you to wash your hands and the whole place smells like essential oils galore. Did the hr for 1. And overall was a mediocre massage and she doesn't talk much. Not bad, but not memorable either. She looks like her pics, but they might be a year or two old cause her hair is brown and she's a bit chubbier, but still looks great. I inquired about a handshake and she quoted. 6 which was way too much imo. Tried to negotiate. 4 but she wouldn't budge and was kind a rushing me at the end, so the mood didn't connect and I didn't go for it. Tipped. 2.

I'm curious to see hear any reports about Noelle or Angelina if anyone has experience with them (CG links below). Can confirm those pics of Angelina are real (2nd one), I walked past her in the hallway to the massage room and she seemed quite bubbly.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...267650592.html

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...274501536.html

**SkinDogToo** · 02-10-21 19:59

Originally Posted by FunNights69 [View Original Post]

Does she use gloves during the massage like Tiffany?

I texted Tiffany yesterday about seeing megan. I was unable to make it so I texted back that I would try today. I make it over there and Tiffany shows me into the room. A few minutes later an older thin Asian lady walks in. I said hi what's your name. She says I am at michelle. I said are you the new girl she said yes. I am thinking to myself this is not the Megan that I read reports on. Needless to say, apparently I got taken because this lady didn't understand much English and was very new. The whole thing including the weak massage was very awkward and disappointing. I did not have a good time. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

**Jp1225** · 02-10-21 18:14

Originally Posted by JoeyKing [View Original Post]

I am sorry about your experience, thanks for TOFTT. I texted her yesterday to set up an appointment and she was really selling the 2 or more hours but I insisted on just one hour so she became a bit hostile saying how she looked me up and that I am a trouble maker and give the legit business a bad name by being cheap and not willing to follow recommendations or read her ad that says no questions. Does she really expect everyone to not ask any questions? She finally said that I need to send a pic and have the cash in hand. I said no thanks and she kept sending nasty text messages. I know I should have blocked her but I was amused for a little while. Don't waste your time with this one. Still searching for something good out in the north east area if anyone has any recommendations.

Guys. This chick is like *ucking psycho. After 1 text I asked her a question. She wanted a pic of me holding 2 fingers or whatever. I think I asked something about her availability and to send a confirmation pic. She goes off about how I'm not to ask questions and how I can't read her ad. She is also posting on Craigslist. Someone needs to call her out on her BS.

Needless to say I called her coo-coo and ended that shit before it went any further.

**TullyBlanchard** · 02-10-21 17:29

Originally Posted by Argongas [View Original Post]

Why does this make me kind of want to try? The trill of the hunt sometimes is self-defeating for me, LOL.

Agreed. That gray area of will it or won't it happen is always thrilling.

**Joey King** · 02-10-21 14:52

I am sorry about your experience, thanks for TOFTT. I texted her yesterday to set up an appointment and she was really selling the 2 or more hours but I insisted on just one hour so she became a bit hostile saying how she looked me up and that I am a trouble maker and give the legit business a bad name by being cheap and not willing to follow recommendations or read her ad that says no questions. Does she really expect everyone to not ask any questions? She finally said that I need to send a pic and have the cash in hand. I said no thanks and she kept sending nasty text messages. I know I should have blocked her but I was amused for a little while. Don't waste your time with this one. Still searching for something good out in the north east area if anyone has any recommendations.

Originally Posted by Wally2822 [View Original Post]

I was very curious after I posted this so I decided to TOFTT yesterday. Reached out to her and she asked for a face pic for her safety. Sent her a fake pic. We text back and forth to setup a time and which package I wanted. She insisted I do the $200 package (of course she would) for a complete body treatment. She asked if I had the cash on me or if I had to goto the bank before LOL. I told her cash is on me. She sent an address to a tim hortons near m59/ heidenrech road. After I got there, she asked if I had to use the restroom at all and if I did to use it at the Tim Hortons. I told her I don't need to and then she told me to park behind an insurance building nearby and she would open the door. She asked that when I walk in to have the cash ready, mask on, and I was not allowed to discuss services out loud because of the offices nearby. I walked in to a tiny mini office (10 x10 room), no bathroom, extremely dark and she had a mattress on the floor along with a unfolded massage table on the side. BTW, she is definitely not the girl in the pics. She was blonde with colored eyes but extremely short and chunky. I decided to go along with it bcz this was a first "cuddle session" for me overall and really didn't know what to expect. I paid her the money and she thanked me 3 x and she told me to get comfortable. I got undressed and she told me to keep my pants on for the first portion of the session. We laid on the mattress and we started to "cuddle". She had so many fucking rules it got very annoying. I had to keep my mask on and she wouldn't allow roaming or kissing at all. She blocked my hands multiple times. She then started to tease jr with her hands and legs even with my pants still on so I was ok with how things were going. After about 20 min or so, she had me get up, moved the mattress to the side and set the massage table up and asked me to lay face down. She gave a slightly below avg massage with heavy lotion all over my body. No teasing. Asked me to flip. Massaged just about every area and I could tell the end was very near. I asked her if she was going to massage the main area and pointed down. She acted like she was so stunned that I had asked her that. She was so shocked. She said she does not partake in anything "illegal" and that she wants to live her life not looking over her shoulder because she is doing "illegal things". I told her there is no way I am the first to ask her to do that and she said in her ad it specifically says no sexual services. I told her you were on rubratings and 95% of those ads say that but shit always goes down. She kept saying she doesn't condone in illegal activity and she is getting uncomfortable with me asking her more than once. I told her lets end the session and she's like I don't want you yo be upset. I want you to come back. I told her I can spend $200 elsewhere and have a much better time. Overall it was a complete waste of time and I paid $200 for blue balls. Definitely will not repeat and I hope I save some fellow mongers some time / money with this review.

**Streethunter** · 02-10-21 13:09

Don't want to confuse, but all is good. I would not hesitate to follow your dreams.

**Argongas** · 02-10-21 11:51

Why does this make me kind of want to try? The trill of the hunt sometimes is self-defeating for me, LOL.

Originally Posted by Wally2822 [View Original Post]

I was very curious after I posted this so I decided to TOFTT yesterday. Reached out to her and she asked for a face pic for her safety. Sent her a fake pic. We text back and forth to setup a time and which package I wanted. She insisted I do the $200 package (of course she would) for a complete body treatment. She asked if I had the cash on me or if I had to goto the bank before LOL. I told her cash is on me. She sent an address to a tim hortons near m59/ heidenrech road. After I got there, she asked if I had to use the restroom at all and if I did to use it at the Tim Hortons. I told her I don't need to and then she told me to park behind an insurance building nearby and she would open the door. She asked that when I walk in to have the cash ready, mask on, and I was not allowed to discuss services out loud because of the offices nearby. I walked in to a tiny mini office (10 x10 room), no bathroom, extremely dark and she had a mattress on the floor along with a unfolded massage table on the side. BTW, she is definitely not the girl in the pics. She was blonde with colored eyes but extremely short and chunky. I decided to go along with it bcz this was a first "cuddle session" for me overall and really didn't know what to expect. I paid her the money and she thanked me 3 x and she told me to get comfortable. I got undressed and she told me to keep my pants on for the first portion of the session. We laid on the mattress and we started to "cuddle". She had so many fucking rules it got very annoying. I had to keep my mask on and she wouldn't allow roaming or kissing at all. She blocked my hands multiple times. She then started to tease jr with her hands and legs even with my pants still on so I was ok with how things were going. After about 20 min or so, she had me get up, moved the mattress to the side and set the massage table up and asked me to lay face down. She gave a slightly below avg massage with heavy lotion all over my body. No teasing. Asked me to flip. Massaged just about every area and I could tell the end was very near. I asked her if she was going to massage the main area and pointed down..

**ShadowDancer36** · 02-10-21 11:46

Originally Posted by Johnny075 [View Original Post]

FWIW. I chatted with someone at La Toca. $ for an hour massage. Some specials available. Would discuss the specials after I arrived. Didn't make an appointment. Just didn't have the time to follow up.

Thanks for the info. I'll leave details if anything takes place.