Massage Parlor Reports

[TheBadGuy]

I have been in this game for years, does it seem lately like in the last year or so, the ads are even more fake than before? The ladies or their handlers bring you in at a low price then when you arrive it goes up and keeps going even after they being asked when booked what is the total? AMPs or most independents are no better, they lure you in for a low ball price, the it practically doubles then they want tips on top of the increase.

I for one would appreciate those placing ads were honest, if their ladies are 40-50's say so, don't tell me they are 24 and when I show up 10 min later, oh she off today. I understand the need to added services to be more discreet. I may still visit the 40-50 yr old or choose the 24 year old, but if they outright lie about age, give you the apartment number next door, the lady doesn't even look close to photos, why should I trust you that you are healthy, safe or clean?

Again this is just me and something to think about.

I always get the price advertised because that's all I bring in my "house fee" pocket. Costly mistake for a guy in the game for years.

If I can't get the price advertised, I walk out. Can't get the masseuse confirmed on the appointment, I walk out.

Anything feels off, I walk out.

[InAviation70]

I agree with Serpico. Give it time. Hadn't been here in years and went in to see Coco based on reviews and found it was a former provider I had been with before and the experiences was unbelievable and I will definitely repeated soon.

[JmSuttr]

So I made an appointment over Saturday and venture to Reston to find Miki who wasn't Miki and no where near the pictures advertised and received through text. It was someone closed to 50+ and when I told her I don't want to stay, she pointed to another girl. Low & behold it was Alice that used to be in Tysons for a long time, she was much younger in looks but this woman will talk your eyes off all about herself and how guys will pay her up the ying yang while giving you a mediocre massage. I said hell no and left. Stay away from these woman, they are bait and switches and all they want is your hard earn money and in turn give you a lame ass service.

Stay the F away. Not worth the time.

https://dc.rubratings.com/151503

From your description, I'm guessing you're talking about this Alice:

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...n-girl/7076063

It was your description of how she talks (too much and all about herself) that gave it away.

Very much agree that she's not worth seeing. Lackluster massage and overpriced HJ, while you have to endure her telling you how lucky you are.

She used to own one of the spas behind the 7-11 on Gallows but she was such a b*tch to the women working for her that they kept leaving.

[WinterIsCame]

Thanks for the comment. I tried the one on Church by 28 a little while ago and she told me no HE, no nothing, but nice massage. I'll give Eden a try and report back.

Eden's all legit. I went there months ago and they made sure to keep your underwear on. Paid upfront and gave a tip in a little envelope to the guy up front.

Although the place on Church near 28 is open to fun. I went and got a 30 minute massage (. 5) with table shower (2). The MMS upfront took me to the room and collected the upfront fees. While this happened, a younger (in her early to mid thirties) woman came and handled the rest. The table shower was good and gave a very slight preview of what was to come. Back in the room and I got the massage. Fairly good and at the end some motioning for a HE. I asked for her to release the twins and they were held in a padded bra but looked to be large Bs or small Cs. Masks on the whole time so no nursing action and nothing beyond a HE. She was open to take direction and after all was said and done, she went back to the massage until time expired. I tipped her. 5 for the fun and she seemed to be very grateful.

[WalkerC]

Past 2 weeks. No Angel. Anyone have any intel. She has been my ATF for awhile now.

Vacation maybe? Did you ask whoever answers the phone?

[WalkerC]

I got a reply back almost instantly and was able to get something set up in less then an hour. Good timing I guess.

I must have done something to have got blocked. Probably texted her 10 times and not one reply. Don't know what it could have been because I've never talked to her.

[DoYouKnow]

Past 2 weeks. No Angel. Anyone have any intel. She has been my ATF for awhile now.

Sorry. Meant no Linda at Angel.

[BrudaHthdc]

Long time lurker and first time contributor. I've mainly seen Thai independents for massages and the occasional PV at Blue Gems.

KK and Tara are on my normal rotation and need no introduction or review. I will say that KK's menu does open up in my experience but I've been seeing her for years. KK and Tara's massages are hands down the best I have experienced in the area.

Bluegems.

TOFT on both Maria and Sophie. Both of them are on the younger side of 20's. As with BG's YMMV and dependent on the provider what you get.

Sophie was a mix Asian, Latina, Russian. About 5'1" with nice natural large B's. She was comfortable getting fully undressed and provided a very sensual HJ and took direction well. She allowed me some LFK and DATY with FIV, and I was able to get her to climax. She's very new to the business so aside from that there were no other extra's on the table. She's a sweet girl and very pleasant. Will note that she does have braces, which with the blurring of BG's model pics you wouldn't have been able to know. Didn't bother me one bit.

Maria on the other hand was a bit standoffish and cold. She told me that she was on her period and therefore wasn't willing to get fully nude and did not allow any kissing due to COVID precautions. She's very pretty, photos accurate with a perky set of B's, which the photos on the website don't do justice. Small booty and overall thin. Downside was no extras were really offered besides HJ. She also didn't really seem into doing anything, opting that "I lead the show". With that many restrictions there was really nothing that I could think of besides having her finish. HJ was nice, but definitely not worth the price of admission.

[SlyFrog]

Lucky guy. I can't get as text back from her (or her handler). In the last month or so (or however long she's been back) I've probably texted 5 times and never a reply. Not sure why? Looks like she's gone again? I've not seen her as in about a week.

I got a reply back almost instantly and was able to get something set up in less then an hour. Good timing I guess.

[DoYouKnow]

Past 2 weeks. No Angel. Anyone have any intel. She has been my ATF for awhile now.

[PilotAviator]

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.

I think I know this lady -- she showed me her drivers license -- I did the math, she was 52 .

Always be nice to the ladies (and the brother mongers!

PA.

[TheDrowned]

A good review on this board can increase a place foot traffic. I believe a lot. I was in the area and haven't been for years. I went inside and got the mamasan with the Fro. That's old. I was so worried she was about to be my masseuse because of how it was unwinding, I asked her who's working today. From memory I said Anna from reading the board. I needed a switch, I knew this old lady wouldn't be able to get my dick hard. I was so turned off by her.

She's like you don't know Anna! But you can still see her. I had to wait like 10 minutes or more standing in a room for her. Anna is old, but does have some sexy appeal to her. She's like a 5 or 6 and the mamasan is a zero.

I got a light rub from Anna on my stomach and I could tell she got naked except for her thongs. On the flip she started with a HJ and kept complaining I took my mask off. Not going to wear a mask if I'm doing this. We are so close, a mask does nothing IMO.

I asked for sex and she was so against it. Over and over no sex. People talk and this place no sex. I offered a nice tip, I was horny as shit. She kept rejecting everything. I asked for head and was told again and again no blow job. She kept lecturing me about people talking and making trouble. Like the law cares between a HE and FS, BJ..

Just echoing what you posted here. Same situation with Anna. The entire session she just killed the mood because she kept complaining about people posting on the board that she offers FS when she doesn't. I get she is probably tired of the wave of mongers hounding her but like. Unless she's paying me to act as her therapist and listen to her problems I'm paying her to fulfill my needs. Which she did so poorly that I couldn't even finish I gave up and did tip her. 6 for the efforts but man what a mood killer. I won't be returning to FW anytime soon.

You win some you lose some.

The power of a review can make or break a place and that's why I agree with Serp that even a negative review has merit.

[Mike85]

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.

She worked out of circle towers, 9th floor.

[Serpico99]

I stopped by Bamboo in Woodbridge today just to try it out again after a long hiatus from my first visit. This place is 60 for 30 minutes and 80 for the hour. I opted for 30 minutes.

I don't think they have a table shower. The woman I saw was the same one as I saw her pre-covid, and I recall she is the owner or only woman working there. Very chatty, so I of course obliged in some banter and chat to set the mood. She is older and is ok looking, wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt. She just focused on one part of my back that was bothering me and then went for the soft touch finger nail thing. The way she proceeded with things, I think either she has someone there in the back office who doesn't know she gives standard noVA or the walls are very thin that she doesn't want the offices next door to hear any moaning LOL But I suspect it's the former rather than the latter.

Anyway, she edged me good (telling me to be quiet) and I lasted a long time before erupting like a volcano. I just gently rubber her ass. After cleaning me up, she then proceeded to slide my boxers on while I remained on the table before she opened the door to the room back up, and said to me in a normal voice level: "thank you for leaving those on. " Umm, ok LOL I probably wouldn't go out of my way to go to this place, it just that I had the urge to get my nut on and did not want to drive over to Pine to spend for FS activities.

[NyHornet]

I agree with you 100%. I can understand that independents want to protect their identity by posting obviously fake pictures, but what really throws me off is the lies about age. I am not talking about 5 years different between the posted age and the actual age. As I had posted in the past, I was literally greeted by a nanny when I arrived the apartment when I was expecting a maybe 35 years old (while the ad said 30 years old). I have been going to independents in the past because I would have thought independents have a better incentive to making new customer into regular by providing good services, but I have been proven wrong many time. Now I think I should start shifting gear to AMP. I start to think that at least the AMP MMS would servers as a gate keeper to filter out those nannies who has been way over their prime years.

Several years ago I started seeing an Indy Thai provider who advertised being 29. After seeing her semi-regularly for a few years, she still advertised as 29. So on one visit, I asked her real age and she replied 47. I didn't really care as she looked great, both face and body and was very sexy. While I never really thought she was 29, there was no way I you'll have guessed she was 47.