Suitcase city shanking

[HeadsUp313]

Not really, but I did notice how Detroit sounds kinda like "deep throat it" if you are a Florida shrimper. Isn't that what all you guys up North say to each other to keep warm this time of year. Down here, we have women with no teeth for that shit.

To me Detroit sounds like "shit-hole city that I would never set foot in unless it's to rent pussy. " Never heard the term "Florida shrimper" or noticed the no teeth thing, but I do love a good gum job. People seem to talk a lot of shit about Florida and I don't know why (I've only been to Tampa), even in Detroit there is a radio station that has a Florida bit where they make fun of Florida. I remember one time they made fun of a guy that strapping downed a light pole to his car roof. I've also notice a lot of Florida girls have way too many tattoos.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...-highway-theft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mh8TwcBQg

[HeadsUp313]

That's old. Come up with something newer.

I didn't know that, I'll work on something else.

[HeadsUp313]

If it happens to me, I'm a dumbass for getting caught. Am I going to cry to the HCSO to not post my pic? No.

You can't barely see anything, and several have said it looks like just LEO around someone you can't even tell. Rules say don't post mugshots or similar. Don't see a headshot of a monger, or was that you?

If it was me I would have PM-ed A2 and demanded Carlanga be banned. Look under the textbox when you post something, do you see in red where it says "NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFO! If you post anyone's last name or street address your membership will be deleted automatically. " Posting a pic of a monger is IDENTIFYING INFO so a banning would be warranted.

Let me ask you this, today Carlanga post a blurry pic, next week someone posts a not so blurry pic, the week after that someone posts a pic as clear as day. Where do you draw the line? You can't start splitting hairs, the rules are very clear.

[HeadsUp313]

True that. Pussy trumps fighting. As much as I like a good jab, jab, move left in word boxing, I. Love a good slap and tickle with my favorite trollops even more. Time to tussle as Jo Lo would say.

I can't tell you how many reports I've read where a monger posts about SW X and says something like "I seen a cute SW today on Main street but didn't have time to scoop because I was on my way to work." I just think to myself BS, I'd of picked her ass up and been an hour late to work. Pussy trumps all for me just like drugs trumps all for hookers.

[HeadsUp313]

Honestly, you just blasted yourself since you know he likes to pull trains on guys.

I know the world is round too, doesn't mean I went around it. I also know your a limp-dick littlebitch with a dirty pussy, doesn't mean I seen your bottle of ED pills or smelled your pussy.

[HeadsUp313]

WTF?! Is that a girl, a guy, or both? Good, Gawd, that's a boner killer right there. Yeah, I think you have nailed it. I'd run away from that, too.

That's HeeJunk, apparently Mitch1965 paid for a plane ticket and picked him up at the airport when her heard about his dick sucking skills. Something tells me Mitch1965 as a new ATF.

[TeamCommando]

I see why you neuron-deficient clowns are looking in Tampa. Go scrape some ice off your mom's car.

WTF?! Is that a girl, a guy, or both? Good, Gawd, that's a boner killer right there. Yeah, I think you have nailed it. I'd run away from that, too.

[Mitch1965]

I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.

HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/memb...776710-HeeJunk.

I see why you neuron-deficient clowns are looking in Tampa. Go scrape some ice off your mom's car.

[Smitty Qbert]

I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.

HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/memb...776710-HeeJunk.

Honestly, you just blasted yourself since you know he likes to pull trains on guys.

[HeadsUp313]

I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.

HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/memb...776710-HeeJunk.

[TeamCommando]

Is there really pumpkin spiced tampons?

Yes, but only available between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM on Thanksgiving Day at the CVS on 30th and Fowler. They keep them locked up behind the Pharmarcy counter and you have to be a 300+ lbs woman with either provable implants or false teeth provided by Medicaid (with a receipt from within 30 days) and a marriage certificate that proves you were married in Juarez to your First Cousin on your Mothers side or a notarized Divorce Decree showing you were married to your brother. An annullment for marriage to your sister also qualifies. If you're a guy trying to spice things up at home trying to earn your Red Wings, you're shit of luck unless you're packing some Gunshine State love, then they're free until you get as far as Nebraska Avenue.

Seriously, you really asked that question? SMFH.

[TeamCommando]

I don't get why guys complain about what's posted in the fight thread, it's not stopping you from getting any pussy. The only thing that's stopping you from getting pussy is you (the guy complaining), you're wasting time reading and posting in this thread instead of booking an appointment.

True that. Pussy trumps fighting. As much as I like a good jab, jab, move left in word boxing, I. Love a good slap and tickle with my favorite trollops even more. Time to tussle as Jo Lo would say.

[Smitty Qbert]

This isn't a LE website you fucking dumb ass. It's also against the fucking forum rules to post pics or links to pics like that, can you understand that? You just wont get it until it happens to you.

If it happens to me, I'm a dumbass for getting caught. Am I going to cry to the HCSO to not post my pic? No.

You can't barely see anything, and several have said it looks like just LEO around someone you can't even tell. Rules say don't post mugshots or similar. Don't see a headshot of a monger, or was that you?

[Smitty Qbert]

You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.

That's old. Come up with something newer.

[TeamCommando]

You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.

Not really, but I did notice how Detroit sounds kinda like "deep throat it" if you are a Florida shrimper. Isn't that what all you guys up North say to each other to keep warm this time of year. Down here, we have women with no teeth for that shit.