Massage Parlor Reports

**Trumpeter** · 02-09-21 00:00

It seems nothing ever stays as good as you hope, or maybe my expectations start to get too high and then I'm disappointed. The first time I visited EZ, I just wanted a good massage and that's what I got but it was obvious there was more and she was very playful. The next time we moved beyond a massage but there was still a lot of teasing and seduction during the massage. The massage was also better than average. I went again last week and this time familiarity has set in and there just wasn't the fun of the two previous trips. One thing that really bothers me is when they short me on time. This time I was shorted about 10 minutes. The whole thing wasn't bad, but it's time to move on.

One thing that was a bit funny is that I brought a gift for her and she was very appreciative. Before the massage started she disappeared for a bit and told me when she got back that she went to try it on. The other girl working must have been around to see this because when I left the other girl was at the entrance and all smiles.

**TicoRubbs** · 02-08-21 22:05

I liked this place because I could always expect cleanliness. Usually I see them change the towels after I leave. Not this time. She folded them, rolled them and placed them back on the table. This is a newer girl. First time seeing her. She was grabbing at my dick as soon as I was in the room. In addition to grabbing at my wallet in my pocket. Went for the BJ before the massage. Reasonable price. I must say it was one of the better BJ's I've had at one of these places. S he took her time, licking up and down the shaft from balls to tip, sucking the balls, slowly stroking, and some tongue action on the head. Lots of eye contact as well. Pretty erotic I must say. I thought she would pull away when it was time to blow. She didn't. Once done, she left to spit and gargle. More is available as she kept saying her pussy was too small for my dick. I said nah and she eventually, on her own, undid her pants and showed me. I told her next time I'll see how it fits. I think she was shaven and I saw part of a tattoo. The massage was pretty substandard compared to what I am used to there. As I was getting dressed, she called the other girl in to see and play with my dick a little before I left. That's always nice.

I don't comment on age or looks and YMMV.

**Amp Guide** · 02-08-21 20:43

I had a nice massage from a wonderful nice lady. Not young or old. It went slightly beyond expectation. She was sweet and nice.

Hard to see the face with all the mask stuff. I love looking at a pretty face. I was still left happy with my massage.

More places open all the time. In seattle, One of the massage fourms said about some white girls working at a place.

Just a dream for Portland for now.

Stay safe out there.

**NoFearToTry** · 02-08-21 14:29

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan! 😂.

Always use the star 67 before you call prevents your number from showing up, anytime I am a first time caller I always use it.

I much prefer cold call walk in play the casual guy inquiry when checking out a new place to see the surroundings.

**WestSidePunter** · 02-08-21 12:21

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan!.

I think she was spamming everyone.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-08-21 11:37

Got Lucy, attractive 30+ Chinese lady which gave OK massage. After flip, received nice face and foot massage with standard ending in between. At one point, she was standing by the head of the table, reaching to massage my abdomen. I looked up and noticed her gumdrops had conveniently popped out of her short crop top. Good times. Unfortunately, her drawstring bottoms were staying put. I did not meet her, but there is another lady named Wendy, anyone have any experiences with her? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

**Drex Diggler2** · 02-08-21 03:37

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan! 😂.

Had that happen with Comfort Place and CEN in the past. It is not even subtle either. Have not been back since.

**Phantxtc** · 02-07-21 18:34

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and — probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs — CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan! 😂.

**Phantxtc** · 02-07-21 18:29

Originally Posted by Sscdrake [View Original Post]

I went and got an hour and the table shower. Shower's good, but I enjoy them whether or not there's perks to them so eh. The girl I got couldn't give me a name I could make sense of no matter how hard I tried, but at least one of the three I saw there is a dud, so fair warning. There is indeed HE and she'll remove her top for you, but that's about it. The massage itself was probably the worst I've ever had; one of those that kind of just stupidly rubs one spot for 15 minutes not doing anything. I get that a lot of these ladies have no actual experience or training, but it's not really rocket science to cup and press into muscle, etc. Sitting there lazily and halfheartedly rubbing one a shoulder blade doesn't even count as effort. The HE was also pretty terrible. She tried, but despite being middle-aged it was like she had no idea what she was doing and was mutilating the poor little fellow.

Unless I hear good reports about the other two I saw, or an unseen lady there, I definitely won't repeat.

Appreciate the feedback, 'drake. Good to know there's no point in going beyond the 15 minute table shower plus HE. I'll keep it economical. The one I had that told me there were 3 ladies gave me the names but I don't remember them all. I think hers might have been Eve and one started with an A but I didn't understand it either, so maybe that's who you drew.

**Souljurn** · 02-07-21 09:43

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Same place I visited last week, just before you Peep the arcade in Aloha, and I went for the $20 15-minute table shower again but added a $40 tip this time to see what would happen. I drew a different girl she said there are 3, all about the same age (probably late 40's to early 50's is my guess for the two I've seen). She took me in, did not bother with a hand towel to cover anything, and used her bare hands to wash me, except involved a "loufa" for my feet. She did my back and most of my front pretty quick and then asked "you want wash?" which I took to mean the one area she had not already washed, so I nodded. She went right at it, giving me a nice long soapy HJ for what must have taken me past the 15-minutes. She let me fondle her large but bra-ensconced tits over her clothes but as I tried to slide underneath she said "no have time. " So, I'll have to escalate to a half hour massage next time, but to be honest, the table shower with a handy is so economical it's going to be hard to not simply opt for that each time.

I went and got an hour and the table shower. Shower's good, but I enjoy them whether or not there's perks to them so eh. The girl I got couldn't give me a name I could make sense of no matter how hard I tried, but at least one of the three I saw there is a dud, so fair warning. There is indeed HE and she'll remove her top for you, but that's about it. The massage itself was probably the worst I've ever had; one of those that kind of just stupidly rubs one spot for 15 minutes not doing anything. I get that a lot of these ladies have no actual experience or training, but it's not really rocket science to cup and press into muscle, etc. Sitting there lazily and halfheartedly rubbing one a shoulder blade doesn't even count as effort. The HE was also pretty terrible. She tried, but despite being middle-aged it was like she had no idea what she was doing and was mutilating the poor little fellow.

Unless I hear good reports about the other two I saw, or an unseen lady there, I definitely won't repeat.

**JonB2301** · 02-06-21 23:48

I went to the spot in NoPo fit for a king, for a return visit. Cute girl answered, got an hour. A little spendy, but was worth it last time.

But not this time. She might as well have been 5-0 with a Terry frisk. Barely any pressure at all and no technique whatsoever. Had me flip (early, not early) and gave me the menu. Overpriced! About choked when I got the numbers back. The kingdom's going for overnight riches.

On the plus side, I did get all 60 of my minutes. SMDH.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-06-21 22:19

Got Gigi, pleasant 30+ Chinese lady. Excellent massage with detailed technique. Sometimes it hurt, but that's how the kinks get worked out. After flip, she suggested self service. I told her no thanks, then she decided to take care of it. I may return the next time I want a detailed good quality massage, but I don't think much more is available. Everything looked clean, only odd thing was curtain across room entrance, no door.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-06-21 17:35

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

I just read the title.

There are massage places everywhere. I was just driving down Mcloughlin, and within one mile, I saw 4 different AMPs. If you are referring to the word King, there's a place near 23rd and Raleigh. But there's also 2 AMPs at the corner of King and 82nd. Or maybe it's a place called Super. Or nice. Or super nice. All those words are in the title. Maybe it's a place in Vancouver. That's why I asked AG what he's referring to, but thanks for the feedback.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-06-21 16:33

Originally Posted by Dracer66 [View Original Post]

Looking for a massage with the girl walking on my back. Any place for sire that you guys no of thanks in advance.

Check my posts in this section, named at least 3 places. Can't remember the names right now.

**TekTite** · 02-06-21 14:35

Originally Posted by Dracer66 [View Original Post]

Looking for a massage with the girl walking on my back. Any place for sire that you guys no of thanks in advance.

Dragon Bay on 82nd had those, the girl used her toes to pop every vertebrae in my back, it was fantastic. Every other fun activity was too expensive, and a d!psh! T customer that came in yelling for the girl that was my masseuse interrupted my session. All that said, if I wanted my back done again I'd book a half hour there then go have fun somewhere else. I wouldn't even recommend getting the HE.