Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Got Lucy, attractive 30+ Chinese lady which gave OK massage. After flip, received nice face and foot massage with standard ending in between. At one point, she was standing by the head of the table, reaching to massage my abdomen. I looked up and noticed her gumdrops had conveniently popped out of her short crop top. Good times. Unfortunately, her drawstring bottoms were staying put. I did not meet her, but there is another lady named Wendy, anyone have any experiences with her? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

[Drex Diggler2]

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan! 😂.

Had that happen with Comfort Place and CEN in the past. It is not even subtle either. Have not been back since.

[Phantxtc]

This is weird. It's an hour before the Super Bowl and — probably out of desperation for what must be a dead day for the AMPs — CEN, a shop I've not yet been to but once called to inquire about pricing and whether or not they had table showers, is cold-texting me (coldcalling w / o the call) what time I want to come in. LOL. It doesn't work that way, Mamasan! 😂.

[Phantxtc]

I went and got an hour and the table shower. Shower's good, but I enjoy them whether or not there's perks to them so eh. The girl I got couldn't give me a name I could make sense of no matter how hard I tried, but at least one of the three I saw there is a dud, so fair warning. There is indeed HE and she'll remove her top for you, but that's about it. The massage itself was probably the worst I've ever had; one of those that kind of just stupidly rubs one spot for 15 minutes not doing anything. I get that a lot of these ladies have no actual experience or training, but it's not really rocket science to cup and press into muscle, etc. Sitting there lazily and halfheartedly rubbing one a shoulder blade doesn't even count as effort. The HE was also pretty terrible. She tried, but despite being middle-aged it was like she had no idea what she was doing and was mutilating the poor little fellow.

Unless I hear good reports about the other two I saw, or an unseen lady there, I definitely won't repeat.

Appreciate the feedback, 'drake. Good to know there's no point in going beyond the 15 minute table shower plus HE. I'll keep it economical. The one I had that told me there were 3 ladies gave me the names but I don't remember them all. I think hers might have been Eve and one started with an A but I didn't understand it either, so maybe that's who you drew.

[Souljurn]

Same place I visited last week, just before you Peep the arcade in Aloha, and I went for the $20 15-minute table shower again but added a $40 tip this time to see what would happen. I drew a different girl she said there are 3, all about the same age (probably late 40's to early 50's is my guess for the two I've seen). She took me in, did not bother with a hand towel to cover anything, and used her bare hands to wash me, except involved a "loufa" for my feet. She did my back and most of my front pretty quick and then asked "you want wash?" which I took to mean the one area she had not already washed, so I nodded. She went right at it, giving me a nice long soapy HJ for what must have taken me past the 15-minutes. She let me fondle her large but bra-ensconced tits over her clothes but as I tried to slide underneath she said "no have time. " So, I'll have to escalate to a half hour massage next time, but to be honest, the table shower with a handy is so economical it's going to be hard to not simply opt for that each time.

I went and got an hour and the table shower. Shower's good, but I enjoy them whether or not there's perks to them so eh. The girl I got couldn't give me a name I could make sense of no matter how hard I tried, but at least one of the three I saw there is a dud, so fair warning. There is indeed HE and she'll remove her top for you, but that's about it. The massage itself was probably the worst I've ever had; one of those that kind of just stupidly rubs one spot for 15 minutes not doing anything. I get that a lot of these ladies have no actual experience or training, but it's not really rocket science to cup and press into muscle, etc. Sitting there lazily and halfheartedly rubbing one a shoulder blade doesn't even count as effort. The HE was also pretty terrible. She tried, but despite being middle-aged it was like she had no idea what she was doing and was mutilating the poor little fellow.

Unless I hear good reports about the other two I saw, or an unseen lady there, I definitely won't repeat.

[JonB2301]

I went to the spot in NoPo fit for a king, for a return visit. Cute girl answered, got an hour. A little spendy, but was worth it last time.

But not this time. She might as well have been 5-0 with a Terry frisk. Barely any pressure at all and no technique whatsoever. Had me flip (early, not early) and gave me the menu. Overpriced! About choked when I got the numbers back. The kingdom's going for overnight riches.

On the plus side, I did get all 60 of my minutes. SMDH.

[WarpFactor69]

Got Gigi, pleasant 30+ Chinese lady. Excellent massage with detailed technique. Sometimes it hurt, but that's how the kinks get worked out. After flip, she suggested self service. I told her no thanks, then she decided to take care of it. I may return the next time I want a detailed good quality massage, but I don't think much more is available. Everything looked clean, only odd thing was curtain across room entrance, no door.

[WarpFactor69]

I just read the title.

There are massage places everywhere. I was just driving down Mcloughlin, and within one mile, I saw 4 different AMPs. If you are referring to the word King, there's a place near 23rd and Raleigh. But there's also 2 AMPs at the corner of King and 82nd. Or maybe it's a place called Super. Or nice. Or super nice. All those words are in the title. Maybe it's a place in Vancouver. That's why I asked AG what he's referring to, but thanks for the feedback.

[WarpFactor69]

Looking for a massage with the girl walking on my back. Any place for sire that you guys no of thanks in advance.

Check my posts in this section, named at least 3 places. Can't remember the names right now.

[TekTite]

Looking for a massage with the girl walking on my back. Any place for sire that you guys no of thanks in advance.

Dragon Bay on 82nd had those, the girl used her toes to pop every vertebrae in my back, it was fantastic. Every other fun activity was too expensive, and a d!psh! T customer that came in yelling for the girl that was my masseuse interrupted my session. All that said, if I wanted my back done again I'd book a half hour there then go have fun somewhere else. I wouldn't even recommend getting the HE.

[Dracer66]

Looking for a massage with the girl walking on my back. Any place for sire that you guys no of thanks in advance.

[EoCowbooy 1]

Saw a post recently about Me Me out in SE, went to check it out but found a girl older than mentioned and I decided to look elsewhere. Drove down 82nd a bit of Magic.

The massage was decent, younger gal, some straddling during the massage which I like, however having to negotiate was a turn off and she cut the time a bit short.

As I just stated, my single experience at Me Me was different. The lady that came to the front desk was an older mamas. The girl that I actually saw was considerably younger than her. It sounds like my actual experience there was much better than your Magic. That most places are equivalent to or better than my Me Me one is good news in my book.

[EoCowbooy 1]

This place is a rip-off with extremely high prices and always cut the time short.

Interesting. I had just been there one time. The specific girl I saw did not cut my session. I did 90 minutes with Table shower. HE was the only offering and after, she finished the massage. Basically a dollar a minute with $40 tip. I thought that was pretty standard.

But, it was my single experience there. That there are better rates elsewhere with he same mileage for less is good news IMO.

[Benson008]

I just read the title.

Any hints about the name and location please? Or you can send me a direct message?

Thanks.

[WarpFactor69]

And considerate. Treat them well and you might be rewareded. Nice body. Usually good thing about asian women is they keep the figure up for a long time.

Check it out. Its fun and not expensive.

Stay safe out there. Spring is around the corner. Warmer weather will help.

Any hints about the name and location please? Or you can send me a direct message?

Thanks.