Massage Parlor Reports

**CoffeeTurd** · 02-07-21 22:43

Most say no black, but I'm interested in seeing providers that would see me anyway. Please pm me with any recommendations or advice.

Thanks,

Turd.

**MartyByrde** · 02-07-21 22:02

Visited this AMP earlier today:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/180230

Since this is a Sunday, no parking issues (was free). Also, went about an hour before the Super Bowl began. As expected, things were slow. In fact, I was the only customer. Only one Chinese gal. Not bad looking, and somewhat young. Name is (surprise, surprise!) Coco.

Started out laying completely nude on my stomach. She initially had a towel draped over the lower part of my legs, but disappeared. About 10 minutes into the massage. Decent sensual massage, but not much playing with henry, nor the boys. Did rub my anus a little. On the flip, got a nice HJ. I told her to take her time, with the HJ being nice and slow. She obliged, and in fact rubbed my anus nicely. After I blew my load, she cleaned me up, covered me with a towel, and proceeded with the massage. Got the full hour. Typical fee / tip structure: $60 for the hour, and $40 tip for the HJ. Would recommend, especially if you want a good massage, and the entire hour.

**ItssHHuk** · 02-07-21 21:38

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Got it if you need it!

Have you reached out and she respond recently?

**Donhoe** · 02-07-21 20:48

Looking for big boobies. Like them older and natural.

**FunLover1981** · 02-07-21 17:04

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Any intel on Panda Massage Spa in Everett? They have an ad up on FB Marketplace and a link to someone that is (supposedly) the owner. Thanks!

I never had luck there, damn good massage though. I think all the RM reports are BS. If you do go and have some luck please report back.

**Member #6240** · 02-07-21 12:42

Any intel on Panda Massage Spa in Everett? They have an ad up on FB Marketplace and a link to someone that is (supposedly) the owner. Thanks!

**MassageMeow** · 02-06-21 21:16

Originally Posted by Rumb28 [View Original Post]

Yes, just saw cici at Crown a week ago. Same good attitude, same good service.

Cici still he only? Always thought she was cute but kept getting April when I would knock on the door, and I don't like asking for someone else.

**Rumb28** · 02-06-21 15:41

Yes, just saw cici at Crown a week ago. Same good attitude, same good service.

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Where am I going to go to get my special "Cup" treatment? For those who didn't see my post, I saw her on 12/7 and she totally mangled me with poor "cupping" technique (see picture below).

Funny thing is, weeks later, after Christmas, I had finally let down my guard as "Hoody Man" and as I was leaving the shower with just a towel on (we only have 1 bathroom and it is downstairs), my teenage son sees my neck and says loud enough for my wife to hear, "What happened to your neck?

My wife hears and says "Let me see. " I just explained it away that I had that "cup thing" done at physical therapy and it still hadn't gone away. Close call.

Jessica / April is a sweetheart, but if she returns from LA, don't let her go near you with those cups!

Any intel on who came in to replace her at Crown? Is Cici still there? I enjoy seeing her. She has a nice personality and provides a relaxing experience!

Rock Chalk.

**VinceHeartSk** · 02-06-21 15:39

Originally Posted by SeaTownDave [View Original Post]

Haven't gone I was warned away by another poster.

Anyone think otherwise?

The one time I've been there was expensive, very business like and emotionless. Its an extraction operation.

**JMirage** · 02-06-21 14:46

Originally Posted by Paulie46 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to see Shirley lately? I wish I got her number.

Got it if you need it!

**AussieFury** · 02-06-21 13:58

Originally Posted by SeaTownDave [View Original Post]

Haven't gone I was warned away by another poster.

Anyone think otherwise?

I saw Monica there maybe a year or more ago. Heavier than the pics (which often seems to be the case) and expensive upsell options. Service was perfunctory.

I've also seen Jenna253 at a private hotel incall, but I believe she used to be there and / or is sometimes at the collective house. Maybe my expectations were too high based on her reviews but she was just "meh. " Looks exactly like the photos and is super hot looking, but was totally transactional and didn't seem into it at ALL.

I keep considering going to see Irie who is currently there. She also has a bunch of great reviews, but a few say things like "upsell" and "heavier than pics" which is always easy to believe. So I'm not sure whether to pull the trigger.

**AussieFury** · 02-06-21 13:50

All I want is:

1) LMT-type therapeutic massage.

2) BBBJCIM ending.

3) Attractive Asian provider who is younger than 50.

It's easy to find 2 out of 3, but all 3 seems near impossible.

**SeaTownDave** · 02-05-21 17:27

Originally Posted by ChuckVindaloo [View Original Post]

What's been your experience at Georgetown Collective?

Haven't gone I was warned away by another poster.

Anyone think otherwise?

**RockChalk** · 02-03-21 21:24

Originally Posted by LurkerGrande [View Original Post]

Moxibustion is best left to a trained technician. I think that she is probably much more skilled at the other cupping.

Jessica has cupped me both ways and she is much better cupping balls with her hand than she is with those instruments of torture!

I do hope she returns from LA, though. If anyone sees her back, please let us know.

**LurkerGrande** · 02-03-21 14:07

Moxibustion is best left to a trained technician. I think that she is probably much more skilled at the other cupping.

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Where am I going to go to get my special "Cup" treatment? For those who didn't see my post, I saw her on 12/7 and she totally mangled me with poor "cupping" technique (see picture below).

Funny thing is, weeks later, after Christmas, I had finally let down my guard as "Hoody Man" and as I was leaving the shower with just a towel on (we only have 1 bathroom and it is downstairs), my teenage son sees my neck and says loud enough for my wife to hear, "What happened to your neck?

My wife hears and says "Let me see. " I just explained it away that I had that "cup thing" done at physical therapy and it still hadn't gone away. Close call.

Jessica / April is a sweetheart, but if she returns from LA, don't let her go near you with those cups!

Any intel on who came in to replace her at Crown? Is Cici still there? I enjoy seeing her. She has a nice personality and provides a relaxing experience!

Rock Chalk.