Massage Parlor Reports

[Miguel Honcho]

You're living in the "before times" of 2019.

In order to treat yourself to a week in Thailand, you must first acquire a special tourist visa. Then you have to treat yourself to a mandatory two-week quarantine at a designated hotel.

If you're willing to get through that, there's more. Since Covid-19 is on the rise in Thailand now, many of those fishbowls and massage places are closed. The situation changes daily and of course many places are still staying open under the radar, just like MPs here. But it's not what it used to be. As a sign of the times, the famous Poseidon fishbowl just announced it's closing for good.

There are always ways to find fun in Thailand but the pandemic has dramatically had its effect.

Sadly, yes I went pre-COVID. Someday, it will be behind us.

[JulianK]

Providers don't usually do BBFS, so by DATY you're not putting your mouth on something that someone else's dick was in direct contact with 5 minutes ago. And at last word, there's no evidence of Covid being transmitted through oral sex. It could easily transmit through kissing though. Providers also go down bareback on their clients all the time, so you are kissing a mouth that's had who knows how many dicks in it that day before your session.

That being said, yeah there's still risks. STDs are more commonly transmitted through oral sex than through kissing. But assuming she's clean and she doesn't do BBFS, DATY just seems a little less gross than DFK.

Granted, I've done the BJ bars in Japan. But there they have you and the provider both brush your teeth and gargle a special mouthwash before and after the service.

Yeah, but when you get that taste of lube and latex.

If you think too much about the girl's history in this hobby, it could drive you crazy.

[Edward Appleby]

Tbh you're better off saving your pennies a little and treating yourself to a week in Thailand. A flight to BKK is as low as $800 if you time it right. Hotels are cheap there. For a couple hundred bucks a day you could hit several different places, with many of them having huge fishbowls where you pick the girl you want from behind one way glass. Or pick 2 or 3 girls if you want. You can go to a blowjob bar for a quickie under the table BJ. You can go to a go go bar and take a girl back your hotel for either a "short time" or a "long time. " Short time means you bang her once and she leaves. Long time means you bang her, she spends the night in your bed cuddling with you, you wake up and bang her in the morning, and she leaves. All in probably about $3000 for a week including hotel, air, food, and entertainment.

You're living in the "before times" of 2019.

In order to treat yourself to a week in Thailand, you must first acquire a special tourist visa. Then you have to treat yourself to a mandatory two-week quarantine at a designated hotel.

If you're willing to get through that, there's more. Since Covid-19 is on the rise in Thailand now, many of those fishbowls and massage places are closed. The situation changes daily and of course many places are still staying open under the radar, just like MPs here. But it's not what it used to be. As a sign of the times, the famous Poseidon fishbowl just announced it's closing for good.

There are always ways to find fun in Thailand but the pandemic has dramatically had its effect.

[Grimmy23]

Yes, Thailand is fucking awesome!! I went to Pattaya a couple of times before COVID. They have girls in stadium seating with numbers, you sit on a sofa and have a beer checking them out. You tell them which number you want and the girl takes you up to a room. Soapy nude B2 B massage, kind of like nuru, then whatever you want to do. Total out the door about $75 US. You can get 2 or 3 if you want. Yes, YMMV like always girls will be girls, but the worst Thai girl was better than most here in OC.

Japan has pink salons which are basically blowjob bars. Usually big open, dimly lit rooms with a bunch of couches facing the same direction. You pick a girl from the pictures up front, they escort you to your spot, and she shows up. You make a little small talk, make out with her, undress her, touch whatever you want to touch, and at the end she takes your pants off and blows you. The funny part is there's usually another guy getting a BJ 5 feet away from you with nothing between you but a fake plant. People tend to mind their own business, but you'll get a little look at some of the other action on your way out. They're usually around $60 - $70 for 30 minutes. Some of them have 3 girl specials where 3 different girls blow you for 10 minutes each and you finish in the last one. It's always BBBJ with cim. A little bizarre, but fun times. Most other stuff in Japan is pretty expensive. The thing with Japan is prostitution is illegal there, but it's only considered prostitution if there's actual p in v insertion. Even anal is legal. I never found a foreign friendly anal place though other than the outcall services that wanted $500 for that. "Sumata," or simulated sex which is basically a camel slide, is pretty common over there.

[Slammer6008]

If you don't have a private number. If you call an appointment with the guy. Only do half hour because most of the time she'll have some other girl come in give you a massage and then she comes in as the final act. If you ever get a massage by her she will be cracking your bones. If she ever comes in and gives you a massage just tell her finger touch. LOL she sticks to the same routine with every monger for the last 10 plus years. But I use only see her a few times a year. And she knows I like to change it up every time I see her. Last time it was suck my cock get me hard I bent her over the massage table had her bite down on one of her towels. By the way it is really super clean in there. And fucked that ass from behind. Yeah it sucks. The walls don't go all the way up.

Now I got a tear in my eye just thinking about those memories. Back when she used to work in La Palma. It was her Nancy and Sheila. Oh man I wish I can hook up with those two again. One out of the business the other lost her number. 🤣.

[Slammer6008]

Providers don't usually do BBFS, so by DATY you're not putting your mouth on something that someone else's dick was in direct contact with 5 minutes ago. And at last word, there's no evidence of Covid being transmitted through oral sex. It could easily transmit through kissing though. Providers also go down bareback on their clients all the time, so you are kissing a mouth that's had who knows how many dicks in it that day before your session.

That being said, yeah there's still risks. STDs are more commonly transmitted through oral sex than through kissing. But assuming she's clean and she doesn't do BBFS, DATY just seems a little less gross than DFK.

Granted, I've done the BJ bars in Japan. But there they have you and the provider both brush your teeth and gargle a special mouthwash before and after the service.

If you don't have a private number. If you call an appointment with the guy. Only do half hour because most of the time she'll have some other girl come in give you a massage and then she comes in as the final act. If you ever get a massage by her she will be cracking your bones. If she ever comes in and gives you a massage just tell her finger touch. LOL she sticks to the same routine with every monger for the last 10 plus years. But I use only see her a few times a year. And she knows I like to change it up every time I see her. Last time it was suck my cock get me hard I bent her over the massage table had her bite down on one of her towels. By the way it is really super clean in there. And fucked that ass from behind. Yeah it sucks. The walls don't go all the way up.

[Plasma Spray]

Yes, the dollar goes a long ways in most of asia: Thailand, the phillipines, Veitnam.

Singapore, Hong Kong and esp. Japan is a bit spendy. But asia beats the US everytime!

[Grimmy23]

Curious about the part quoted above. I don't DFK AMPs either, but I'm interested in the attitude that kissing is bad and eating their pussy is good. Don't get me wrong, I like to kiss and eat pussy, but not with some chick that's likely been busy sucking or fucking all day. I just don't get the distinction regarding the willingness to do one and not the other. I see this all over the forums.

Anyway, sounds like you had a decent time. Thanks for sharing.

Providers don't usually do BBFS, so by DATY you're not putting your mouth on something that someone else's dick was in direct contact with 5 minutes ago. And at last word, there's no evidence of Covid being transmitted through oral sex. It could easily transmit through kissing though. Providers also go down bareback on their clients all the time, so you are kissing a mouth that's had who knows how many dicks in it that day before your session.

That being said, yeah there's still risks. STDs are more commonly transmitted through oral sex than through kissing. But assuming she's clean and she doesn't do BBFS, DATY just seems a little less gross than DFK.

Granted, I've done the BJ bars in Japan. But there they have you and the provider both brush your teeth and gargle a special mouthwash before and after the service.

[Miguel Honcho]

Tbh you're better off saving your pennies a little and treating yourself to a week in Thailand. A flight to BKK is as low as $800 if you time it right. Hotels are cheap there. For a couple hundred bucks a day you could hit several different places, with many of them having huge fishbowls where you pick the girl you want from behind one way glass. Or pick 2 or 3 girls if you want. You can go to a blowjob bar for a quickie under the table BJ. You can go to a go go bar and take a girl back your hotel for either a "short time" or a "long time. " Short time means you bang her once and she leaves. Long time means you bang her, she spends the night in your bed cuddling with you, you wake up and bang her in the morning, and she leaves. All in probably about $3000 for a week including hotel, air, food, and entertainment.

Yes, Thailand is fucking awesome!! I went to Pattaya a couple of times before COVID. They have girls in stadium seating with numbers, you sit on a sofa and have a beer checking them out. You tell them which number you want and the girl takes you up to a room. Soapy nude B2 B massage, kind of like nuru, then whatever you want to do. Total out the door about $75 US. You can get 2 or 3 if you want. Yes, YMMV like always girls will be girls, but the worst Thai girl was better than most here in OC.

[Miguel Honcho]

What services does she offer and how much?

Search the forum, google and RM for New moon. It's the spa formerly known as Lavender. From what I've read here its FS, similar rates as before. I recommend that you go check them out and let us know how it goes. As the saying goes, "Put me in, coach. ".

[RogerOver]

I've had multiple tell me to be sitting on the edge of the table waiting for her when she came in, and I'd get more mileage that way. That was my plan, but that kind of got foiled by their "system" today. I've also been told she does a lot of DFK, but a) I'm not about to DFK any provider with the pandemic still going on, and b) I'm not DFKing anyone who's already had 5 or 6 cocks in her mouth that day.

Curious about the part quoted above. I don't DFK AMPs either, but I'm interested in the attitude that kissing is bad and eating their pussy is good. Don't get me wrong, I like to kiss and eat pussy, but not with some chick that's likely been busy sucking or fucking all day. I just don't get the distinction regarding the willingness to do one and not the other. I see this all over the forums.

Anyway, sounds like you had a decent time. Thanks for sharing.

[Grimmy23]

Indeed the holy grail. I thought I had a sure thing with Thai Body works and provider was named "champagne"! She gives a GREAT massage but only walks the line, teasing and that's it. I have been back many times hoping for more (and because it's such a good massage anyway) but no luck. I'll have to try the Laguna Beach spot near Oak. Any names? RM says a Dawn or Pita.

Tbh you're better off saving your pennies a little and treating yourself to a week in Thailand. A flight to BKK is as low as $800 if you time it right. Hotels are cheap there. For a couple hundred bucks a day you could hit several different places, with many of them having huge fishbowls where you pick the girl you want from behind one way glass. Or pick 2 or 3 girls if you want. You can go to a blowjob bar for a quickie under the table BJ. You can go to a go go bar and take a girl back your hotel for either a "short time" or a "long time. " Short time means you bang her once and she leaves. Long time means you bang her, she spends the night in your bed cuddling with you, you wake up and bang her in the morning, and she leaves. All in probably about $3000 for a week including hotel, air, food, and entertainment.

[Skinny Dugan]

Dawn and Pita are at Bay Thai, not TBW.

The owner is Channa. She likes to massage guys without a towel or sheet but rarely gets sensual. I ran into her old bf and he said she is crazy and don't get involved with her. She wants and needs a husband. If you charm her into extras you will be stuck with her.

I don't know much about the two that you mentioned other than they will play. The girls at TBW's stay away from extras. The boss has set up a few girls then made an example out of them.

Indeed the holy grail. I thought I had a sure thing with Thai Body works and provider was named "champagne"! She gives a GREAT massage but only walks the line, teasing and that's it. I have been back many times hoping for more (and because it's such a good massage anyway) but no luck. I'll have to try the Laguna Beach spot near Oak. Any names? RM says a Dawn or Pita.

[July1714]

This place is a hit or miss. The famous apple worked here for a bit. After her being gone I tried another provider just to test someone new but her shit was loose LOL I didn't pay up front. I told her I was new there and I could give her my car keys once we did the deed and she could hold them while I went to the 711 next door to get cash out. Haha those were spare keys from an old car I junked days before not the one I was driving so I left. If you go park away from them closer to the 711. P.S. I know that was fucked but she messed up my nut. Has anyone tried some one else here?

[SneakyPete7]

Sadly I have probably spent 10,000 over the years searching for a place like this. I too created some "relationships" that treated me very nicely in the beginning but then all of a sudden quit doing Thai style massage due to it being too difficult (thanks covid). I only truly had it one time in HB at the place that was upstairs on beach and Warner that was long ago closed. I do travel to LA so I'll see what I can more up there. I'll let you know my findings.

Indeed the holy grail. I thought I had a sure thing with Thai Body works and provider was named "champagne"! She gives a GREAT massage but only walks the line, teasing and that's it. I have been back many times hoping for more (and because it's such a good massage anyway) but no luck. I'll have to try the Laguna Beach spot near Oak. Any names? RM says a Dawn or Pita.