Suitcase city shanking

**HeadsUp313** · 02-06-21 00:03

Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 23:51

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

Interrogative. Who on this thread thinks that comparing themselves to Ike Turner, an infamous misogynistic wife beating drug addict who offed himself with cocaine, as if he is some heroic figure to be admired, elevates the stature or credentials of their posts?

If I was given to such narcissism, I might invoke a young Cassius Clay, Mike Tyson, or even Floyd Maryweather instead of some bat swinging thug. If you are engorged with hubris, at the very least do it with some style, some class, not like some prokaryotic bacterial disease.

I'm going to type really slow so you can understand, try to keep up. Ike Turner was a pimp that would beat his bitchs. I just put the smack down on you and the rest of the Tampa monger pole smoker club, now all your littlebitch buddies are on Nebraska making me my money.

**TeamCommando** · 02-05-21 23:16

Interrogative. Who on this thread thinks that comparing themselves to Ike Turner, an infamous misogynistic wife beating drug addict who offed himself with cocaine, as if he is some heroic figure to be admired, elevates the stature or credentials of their posts?

If I was given to such narcissism, I might invoke a young Cassius Clay, Mike Tyson, or even Floyd Maryweather instead of some bat swinging thug. If you are engorged with hubris, at the very least do it with some style, some class, not like some prokaryotic bacterial disease.

**TeamCommando** · 02-05-21 20:24

Tattoo47, if you have any left, spot me a bag of popcorn. I'll pay you back after the Super Bowl. I promise. LOL.

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 11:27

Now that I did some light stretching who wants to be the next littlebitch to get a Ike Turner smack down and put out on the track?

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 11:22

Originally Posted by SmittyQbert [View Original Post]

The sheriff will do that soon enough, or TPD.

Karma is a real motherfucker, all these guys that think its cool to post pics of mongers getting busted just might get theirs someday.

I tried to give you all a "HeadsUp813" but none of you want to listen to me.

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 11:18

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

Wait, what? You want help licking homeless dudes asses? Whatever pulls your trigger, but down here we like the ladies.

Don't give up your day job at Bradley's on 7th because that was a half half hearted attempt at a burn. Keep practicing and come back when you can post something worthwhile.

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 11:11

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger [View Original Post]

DUDE! I just literally spit out my coffee!!

I'm assuming "coffee" is code in Tampa for some guy I meet at the rest stops cum. Kind of like when you guys say dream, right?

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 11:07

Originally Posted by ChaseStar [View Original Post]

I figured it wouldn't take long for dickheadsup to take the bait. I don't know exactly what he posted and don't really much care but I can guess his 2 posts were directed at mine and Mitch's posts that immediately preceeded his (or maybe Quien's). Of course, if one of those last 2 posts was in response to mine, it just goes to show that dickheadsup is too stupid to understand what my adding him to my ignore list means. I can't even see whatever he writes.

But again I can make a pretty good guess at what those last 2 posts said based on the character of his other posts leading up to that. Lame insults calling anyone who calls him out a pussy and accusing them of pretty graphic homosexual behavior. So this is the last point I'll bother making before ceding the stage to the asshole (because, as we all know, trolls always have to have the last word anyway). I find it rather curious that dickheadsup seems so preoccupied with other mongers and talking about homosexual acts that I couldn't even imagine. It doesn't bother me personally because, well, I know I'm completely straight. But even if I wasn't, so what?

But with ol' Dickheadsup on the other hand its a whole different story. He seems to feel threatened by the whole idea of gayness, that he would fashion it as his insult of choice. The reason seems obvious to me. Every time he hurls one of his gay insults he's simply projecting his own insecurity and feelings of guilt about his own repressed latent homosexuality. What other explanation could there be for his overwhelming fascination with that topic?

That's it. That's all I have to say on this subject. I'll just close by apologizing to the rest of you for my feeding the troll with my last couple of posts and thank you for indulging me. I expect the dickhead will feel compelled to respond to this in some way, probably by adding yet more gay / pussy insults that only further prove my point but for my part I'm really done wasting any more time on this butthead.

Chase Star, I know how ignore works. You're just too much of a dumb-fucking-douche-nozzle to use it correctly. If your going to act like a littlebitch and put me on ignore then don't start crying because you're still seeing my posts. Man the fuck up and stay out of the fight thread.

**Brasky** · 02-05-21 11:03

Yep. Hand up and fisting your wife's asshole. Do you like circle jerks? Perhaps we can meet up at Fantasy Land? XOXO.

Originally Posted by HeadsUp313 [View Original Post]

Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.

**HeadsUp313** · 02-05-21 10:58

Originally Posted by Brasky [View Original Post]

Dude who fucked you in the ass in Boy Scouts? Go back to Detroit.

Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.

**RookieMonger** · 02-05-21 06:38

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

Wait, what? You want help licking homeless dudes asses? Whatever pulls your trigger, but down here we like the ladies.

DUDE! I just literally spit out my coffee!! ROTFLMMFAO.

Thanks for the laughter this morning bro!!

**Chase Star** · 02-05-21 02:56

I figured it wouldn't take long for dickheadsup to take the bait. I don't know exactly what he posted and don't really much care but I can guess his 2 posts were directed at mine and Mitch's posts that immediately preceeded his (or maybe Quien's). Of course, if one of those last 2 posts was in response to mine, it just goes to show that dickheadsup is too stupid to understand what my adding him to my ignore list means. I can't even see whatever he writes.

But again I can make a pretty good guess at what those last 2 posts said based on the character of his other posts leading up to that. Lame insults calling anyone who calls him out a pussy and accusing them of pretty graphic homosexual behavior. So this is the last point I'll bother making before ceding the stage to the asshole (because, as we all know, trolls always have to have the last word anyway). I find it rather curious that dickheadsup seems so preoccupied with other mongers and talking about homosexual acts that I couldn't even imagine. It doesn't bother me personally because, well, I know I'm completely straight. But even if I wasn't, so what?

But with ol' Dickheadsup on the other hand its a whole different story. He seems to feel threatened by the whole idea of gayness, that he would fashion it as his insult of choice. The reason seems obvious to me. Every time he hurls one of his gay insults he's simply projecting his own insecurity and feelings of guilt about his own repressed latent homosexuality. What other explanation could there be for his overwhelming fascination with that topic?

That's it. That's all I have to say on this subject. I'll just close by apologizing to the rest of you for my feeding the troll with my last couple of posts and thank you for indulging me. I expect the dickhead will feel compelled to respond to this in some way, probably by adding yet more gay / pussy insults that only further prove my point but for my part I'm really done wasting any more time on this butthead.