Massage Parlor Reports

[Pussy Smasher]

Wrinkled bulldog face chewing on my cock complete with copious amounts dripping saliva flying everywhere.

Too funny!

[Wolverines]

Thanks again JMaul.

I recently saw Lexi. She's cute, thin with a nice body, very friendly and talkative. Massage was standard for panacea and I wasn't expecting someone with formal training. Standard ending. Her clothes stayed on although I didn't ask her to undress. She didn't try to upsell me and there was no mention from her about a tip. I was there a full hour and my tip matched the hour massage rate.

I saw Melissa recently too. She's also cute with a nice body. Also friendly and talkative. Standard ending although she was topless. Also was there the full hour.

I'd see either of them again if / when I'm in that area again.

Very late review on a few ladies I visited at panacea, both were several months ago.

Melissa.

Pleasant surprise overall. I did another walk-in and was told Aliese would be with me. Awesome! She's my fave there. Get undressed and then told Aliese had someone call specifically for her or had a schedule issue and Melissa would cum in instead.

Bummer, but she was cute as a button and really nice. Massage was average, she switched to a light touch and that was much better. Her skills on the flip are top notch, really drawn out and enjoyable. Same door 40 + 60. Again with the mention of the tip and a little more means tops off. Ugh.

I would see her again though.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...b/025869904088

[Wolverines]

Thanks JMaul.

Very late review on a few ladies I visited at panacea, both were several months ago.

Alison.

Went in one day for walk in to see who was available, Alison said she was the only one available. I said I left money in my car and went out to retrieve it. Heavily debated on just leaving as I didn't necessarily feel an instant attraction but little head won over big head. Opted for Hhr and immediately she's like speed rubbing me, totally not enjoyable. I asked her to slow down and she did and it was more enjoyable, but still average or slightly below for panacea. On to the flip and a mention of tipping, which I dislike. Overall the visit was ok, I think I paid 40 door + 60 finish for some clothing removal on top.

Wouldn't choose her again but if I did a walk in and she was the only one I'm not sure if I would go for repeat.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...b/025869904088

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/425384343817

Saw Anita wonder just b 4 Christmas. Door fee +$. Fun, BBBJ, big girl tho not really for me. Saw Ava panacea all reports true and accurate. Door + $ Let me play alittle more than what been said. YMMV. Also Jessica at 76th fun time. Door fee no tip. Nude from start roaming allowed. Not a fan of the set up I don't like a few girls there when I'm there. Rather be alone w the girl. I'd like to try all the girls still waiting for the next unicorn.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reports.

Drew her as a walk-in at Serenity. Biggest waste of money ever.

I had the unfortunate draw of winter also. Was not impressed at all. She's the reason I have not returned to serenity. She doesn't belong in this hobby, let alone at Serenity.

I call serenity, and they tell me in the phone that they are having a very slow night and that I could easily book a hour. I walk in, and am told winter will be my masseuse that evening. A hour is 80, which I pay. 80 is a fair price for a good massage hour in my opinion. I'm sure winter has redeeming qualities, but the only one I saw was her slender frame.

She immediately walks in and tells me that they are swamped, and that they can only do a half hour. I tell her I already paid for a hour, to which she stumbles around before telling me she would put it towards my tip. She starts the massage, and I swear her hands are bonier than a old nun (the least of my complaints in my opinion). Her "light to medium" massage was extremely painful, so I was happy to hear her ask if I wanted to flip. She asks me how much money I have and I tell her that I have up to 700 assuming they make it a very good time. She then asks for 300. I reply "for what' to which she just says "I'll show you".

What followed was the teethiest BJ with condom on I've ever had. The ONLY thing I felt were her teeth. It was painful, rough and a turn off immediately, so I asked her to stop after about 3-5 minutes and just finish with her hands. Halfway through her manager barges in and asks her how to message a client, so she is talking with this lady for the next 10 minutes. I notice I am already past the "half hour" time. It was embarrassing enough having someone barge in the middle of the session, but she herself was extremely rude.

Finally I just got fed up after another 20 minutes of rubbing with her sharp nails and fingers going places I told her multiple times to not have them go, cringy whispers, and enough lotion to give a crocodile silky skin, and told her I just didn't think it was happening. She asks for the 300, to which I replied that was not happening for obvious reasons. I ended up giving her 150 because I didn't have the heart to tell her that with a bad a time as I had I didn't think she "deserved" anything.

I'm sure serenity has good masseuses and has a good loyal clientele, but after that experience I just don't think I can go to serenity again to find out.

On the flip side, I would highly recommend Trinity to anyone who asks me. I will just have to remember to conserve my money to go back to her again sometime!

I wish I had better things to say but I tried setting up an outcall appt. With Winter last weekend and her communication skills are 1/10. It was just a really annoying and strange experience. I'd message her, wait a few hours for her to respond, I'd send a message back and get crickets. Eventually I went with another provider, but. Don't these girls want our money? LOL it seems like I have to work really hard to see a girl nowadays and I feel like it didn't used to be like that.

Anybody have an UTR or a girl they know who will come out for an outcall? I don't have a car this weekend and would love some company.

Thanks!

Hungry.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/072576100155

Seen winter because no one else was available. Next time I turn around and walk out. What a real shitty personality without any concern at all to please her customer. Negotiated a BJ, pretty lousy one at that $$. With Vicki or Marie no double takes are needed to determine if you would like to fuck them. I made the wrong on the spot assessment with winter, who is young for such heavy makeup use that didn't become evident until I see that wrinkled bulldog face chewing on my cock complete with copious amounts dripping saliva flying everywhere. My predominating thought was hurry up and cum so I can get this thing off me. I would fully expect a better BJ in a ghetto back alley.

Out of curiosity, has any monger on this site ever requested her?

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

Saw Ava panacea all reports true and accurate. Door + $ Let me play alittle more than what been said. YMMV.

Stopped in after calling and had the 3:30 pm appointment. I know that Natasha used to work the day shift and I was afraid that Ava might be leaving for the day, but no, I was her first as she had just come in at 3:00 pm. As MichGMpro reported earlier she is a tiny little thing, with shorter hair pulled up out of the way. Nice, soft skin and a technique that I enjoyed and actually helped some of the kinks that I had. Overall, a typical Panacea massage and very enjoyable, relaxing massage. I would not hesitate to request Ava again, but most of the girls at Panacea are attractive and will take care of your Prurient interests. Thank you Ava for taking care of the old guy.

Title sounds like she's royalty. And rightfully so. Called up Panacea to see who was in around 8 pm. Eve, Ava, and Annie. After a little subtle flirting, I told her I'd be in. Upon arrival, Annie was at the desk and asked if I was the one who just called and spoke to Ava, to which I confirmed that I did just call. Paid the $60 for an hour and She showed me to the room and within 3-5 minutes in walks Ava. Threw me off for split second due to her hair being short now as opposed to the pic in the ad. I actually like her hair better now. Gives off a real sexy-type vibe. I now see why see is recommended by many. Great music, just the right amount of conversation with a great personality. She asked what I liked and went to work. Stripped to her panties but told me those stayed on. And they did. She is first class and extremely beautiful with a flawless rack and overall great body. Massage was very sensual with varied pressure which worked wonders for me after a long day. She took verbal and physical cues well and thankfully too cause I almost blew early. Her soft moans are what really got me going. That along with the "extra" attention junior was getting I busted extremely hard and whether she faked the enthusiasm or not, I couldn't tell as she somewhat cheered me through it but in a sexy soft loud whisper way. Made the whole experience that much better. My new favorite and I will definitely be making return visits but will now call and schedule with Ava. That said, if she isn't available, I will be more than happy to give Lexi a try. Planned to tip $80 but threw in a extra $20 to show my appreciation as her last customer of the night.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...b/025869904088

[Wolverines]

Thanks.

http://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ann-escor...-182817#erotic

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/388133463058

Definitely not the girl in the pic. Dark hair but still really cute. Great body. Attitude was cold but not unfriendly. Massage was a 4/10, very little teasing, hhr door fee plus $.

Works at a parlor that the owner doesn't like reviews. I overpaid but left happy. Probably will repeat because of how cute she is.

After the recent shootings at some of these providers hotels I appreciate the safety of the parlor atmosphere. So yes, I overpaid for the service but the peace of mind was worth the extra money.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

Mia and the other ladies, pre-Covid, were known for Time Shorting! As in, 1 hour equals 45 minutes tops! Mia knows how to handle a cock but doesn't know how to tell time. Bring your own timer!

Saw Miaa again recently, another great visit.

She asked if I wanted light, medium or hard pressure. I said I liked them all so she varied over the course of the session. Big plus for me is I asked to avoid an oil overload and something unscented and she followed through with that. She's an absolute tease on the flip but in a good way. Borderline ATF for me. I can't speak for everyone but I got my full time every appointment. As long as you are clean, act with respect and want to have some fun I would think you'd receive a similar experience. Today was door fee 70 + tip 100 for the hour and I threw her a little more based on how well the session went. As I've posted before, that puts the total cost out the door at a higher rate than Panacea, which I also enjoy. I can't speak of the other parlors except serenity but that's another story.

I saw another post about her posting fake pics. I found her pics accurate, she's curvy but not BBW IMO. I will see her again and she's on my short list.

Be safe and happy hobbying!

Just an FYI.

Miaa is using old pics.

It's been over a year since I've seen her, she couldn't fit into that black teddy back then.
Her massage was light touch and what else do you need. Her appointment wasn't about the massage.
I'm good with curvy girls, love the big titties. Bigger tits=bigger hips too. As long as the girl is proportional, looks good to me.

I won't support girls using old or fake pics.

If I was going to see her again, I would ask for fresh pics and a real massage.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

Lexi is amazing, one of the best girls there, of all time. She's young, fit, pretty, perky, and tons of fun. If you like the Panacea experience, you need to see her. She is relatively new, so treat her well, and you will enjoy. She doesn't pester with talk of tips, and enjoys the experience. Nough said.

But if you want more said, let me know.

I recently saw her. She's cute, thin with a nice body, very friendly and talkative. Massage was standard for panacea and I wasn't expecting someone with formal training. Standard ending. Her clothes stayed on although I didn't ask her to undress. She didn't try to upsell me and there was no mention from her about a tip. I was there a full hour and my tip matched the hour massage rate.

I saw Melissa recently too. She's also cute with a nice body. Also friendly and talkative. Standard ending although she was topless. Also was there the full hour.

I'd see either of them again if / when I'm in that area again.

[Wolverines]

Thanks Stroker.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/008349843434

Gentlemen, I had a terrible encounter at 5 Star with this one and would avoid her like the plague.

She barely spoke 100 words to me the whole time except to say, "I'm sorry I don"t do that. " Which she said several times. She said it when I tried to touch her nipples, she said it when I tried to touch her pussy and the weirdest thing of all, she would not look at me when I was face up on the table. Her manual skills weren't that great and while she was stroking she actually had her back to me. When I sat on the edge of the table to finish myself, with her in front of me, not only would she not look at me she moved away so there was no body contact. I couldn't take it anymore so I got up and left before my time was up.

This was the weirdest time I have ever had at a MP not to mention the most unfulfilling.

[Wolverines]

Thanks Cruzer.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/964870796098

Her pics are not recent, has put on some weight.

Pros: no waiting; got on the table and she was ready to start;
Got completely comfortable from the get-go.
Outgoing, tried to make it a GFE.
Nice, but soft, titties.
Got up on table for a little body slide, pretty sure Cowgirl would've been possible.
Unlimited roaming.

Cons: rather large all over, floppy stomach with stretch marks.
Older than her pics.
Rushed through the session; out the door within 30 - 35 minutes on hour session, which seems typical for Royal Touch.
No front rub, straight for the boys.

Will not repeat. I think there's better choices out there. 60/60, probably overpaid.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

I usually check first but did not this time. Had to check out the Latina in the ad. Went to a new massage location on Eastern.

Paid before going into the room. I usually don't do that. Rub (if you can call it that) and a tug for 120. Ripoff.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/808195062671

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/latina-babe/36541944

[Mr Cruzer]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/964870796098

I am thinking of booking an hour with Anna, I was wondering if we have any reviews on her and any info on her menu?

Her pics are not recent, has put on some weight.

Pros: no waiting; got on the table and she was ready to start;.

Got completely comfortable from the get-go.

Outgoing, tried to make it a GFE.

Nice, but soft, titties.

Got up on table for a little body slide, pretty sure Cowgirl would've been possible.

Unlimited roaming.

Cons: rather large all over, floppy stomach with stretch marks.

Older than her pics.

Rushed through the session; out the door within 30 - 35 minutes on hour session, which seems typical for Royal Touch.

No front rub, straight for the boys.

Will not repeat. I think there's better choices out there. 60/60, probably overpaid.

[Swcdt]

Saw Allison at Panacea a few days ago. I've seen her a few times in the past and its always a fun experience with her. She's really good at remembering the way I like things done, and she really seems to enjoy doing those things to me, LOL. She's not a clock watcher. She has a great set of tits, nice legs, beautiful feet / toes. And a great attitude on top of it all.

[Member #6603]

Saw Casey tonight and it was a great experience. Her rates were $110 for hh and $180 for a hr. Because of time I did the hh. She got comfortable right away and to me she has an amazing body. She did the massage naked and towards the end of the massage on my stomach she did some light teasing which really turned me on. While on my stomach I had my hands on her legs, rubbed them up and down her legs and played with her vag for a little bit but no FIV. On the flip she got some oil and with her light, gentle touch went to town on my junk. She rubbed her hands all over it, rubbed it against her tits and lastly used both hands and rubbed the shaft and boys at the same time. She took directions well when I asked her to go a little faster, a little harder and in no time I had a huge smile on my face. I say give her a try. She is a keeper in my eyes.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/835179732431

Hello Gents,

For those looking for a good massage from a beautiful looking woman, look no further than Delilah. Flat rate, no upcharge or GPS. She is my new go to gal. I promise yall won't be sorry! I will repeat as often as I can and will recommend!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/291379021460

Happy hunting!

She is incredibly Beautiful, very sensual, and very accommodating. Also a very nice person.