Escort Reports

[GMarts018]

Actually, that is funny as hell. If you do have one come to your residence, just put the egg away first! No way would I have one know where I live!

Haha! The risky business comment was pure gold!

The outcall thing is so intriguing. I live alone but I guess I suppose it could go sideways real quick.

[Bush Baby]

Met with the lovely Kaci Tanner last week in a very upscale hotel in Crystal City. There are not a whole lot of reviews for her around, and when we met I understood why; she's one of those providers who dislikes the whole 'review culture'. She didn't flat out say not to review her, but she hinted that she would prefers the whole 'what happens behind closed doors, should remain behind close doors' policy. My stance on that is, if you are in a service based industry, then being reviewed on your service comes with the territory.

Initial contact, as always with me, was via P411 and she responded via email in a timely fashion. I usually hate going to Crystal City because parking around there is usually a nightmare, so I left home extra early, and had to drive around for a good 30 minutes before I lucked out on a spot. Had to walk 15 minutes just to get to the hotel. Texted when I arrived and she was ready on time. Greeted by a gorgeous half black / half Indian babe wearing heels and a form fitting dress. Most of her web pics have her face blurred, but you can get a hint of her pretty face on her twitter feed and the link provided below. She's very friendly and funny. Dropped off the 500 donation, hit the shower and she gets right down to business. DFK as we undress, then onto the bed for some more caressing and groping. DATY on her was very nice. She has a nicely trimmed landing strip and stimulates herself using a small vibrator on her clit, as I serviced the rest of her peach with my tongue. BBBJ was good; perfect amount of pressure for me. After some time, we cover up and she starts on top and is a fantastic rider. She's very vocal and orgasmic. Went to mish and she continues to stimulate herself with her vibrator as I fuck her standing on the side of the bed holding her legs nice and wide for a fantastic view. She orgasms hard and pushes me away. She recovers in a minute, then I flip her over for K9. She probably has the nicest ass of any provider I've seen. Round, blemish free, with the right amount of bounce to it. The sight of me pounding way and hearing it slapping up against my hips brought me to the finish line in knee weakening fashion. Quick shower and we spend the rest of the time talking. She's a fun girl. I'm sure MSOG was on the menu as she remained nude for the remaining duration of the visit, but the amount of man gravy I produced for round 1 left me spent for the rest of the hour.

As noted in my other reviews, 500 is my limit and seems to be the new norm in the DMV. There are still a few good GFE providers who I've seen recently who are at the lower rate, like Adriana Novak and Harley Knox, but in time I can see their rates creeping up too.

Kaci Tanner is a definite repeat for me.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1457970

https://tryst.link/escort/kaci-tanner

[SonChi]

Well of course I had no idea she was a dead fish until after I dropped off the envelope and well into the session. At the time she only has 2 reviews on the other site and it read as a YMMV experience. I TOFTT that's for sure.

That sucks. Thanks for sharing.

[DeCoria]

The following's legit.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...xis_sigmannoah

She's a real thin gal, yet has a nice soft bubbly ass and real, small, but perky tits.

The first (attractive & non-overweight & under 30) girl, I've seen since August 2017; check my post history.

Non-rush / non clock-watcher.

At 2. 4 for half hour, you can't do better than this IMO.

Was hesitant to visit her due to lack of feedback, but since she didn't have 1 hour as the minimum time, it was worth the risk.

[MikelSuTiger]

I hear ya. Got a couple I see when they are in town, regarding the crapshoot, I have walked out more times than I've stayed. Today should have been another and final time. Far too.

Much wasted time, the drive, work, etc.

Cheers and be safe!

I hit that awhile ago. I only see girls I know now. Mostly just SB's for me, but I still see a few regulars that are hot and go above and beyond the norm.

[Bush Baby]

And you parted with 5 Benjamin's for a 'dead fish'? Posts like yours re-enforce my belief to either move out of the DMV area or come up with another avenue to get my mongering needs filled. The rates and service in this area for supposedly high class providers is just insane!

Well of course I had no idea she was a dead fish until after I dropped off the envelope and well into the session. At the time she only has 2 reviews on the other site and it read as a YMMV experience. I TOFTT that's for sure.

[Saffah]

https://www.brittanystar.ch

Met with Brittany last week when she was in Tysons. Like 9/10 of the providers I see, I contacted her via P411. If a provider is not on P411, I ask if she accepts that verification and send her a P411 request to view my okays; fortunately Brittany is already a member. Reached out for a one hour tryst. Turns out screening is done via her assistant, who later forwarded me Brittany's cell number once I was verified. Brittany confirmed via text the day before.

Incall was a familiar Tysons hotel. She was ready on time and I was greeted by a young, friendly and cute provider. She lives in Portland and her background is Chamorro of Guam. Her website pics are a bit dated; she's a little heavier around the mid-section, and her ass is bigger which I liked and her face is cuter. Just know she is not as toned as she appears on her website, but to me she is still attractive. She's quite talkative, but seemed a little shy and coy. I could tell that I would have to lead.

Dropped off the donation, hit the shower, and she is waiting for me by the bed. She keeps talking and seems to be in no rush to get the fun started. I start by LF kissing her softly and taking off her lingerie. We lay on the bed, and I ask her what doesn't she like sexually. No CIM, nothing in her ass, no hickies, and no DFK. I kiss my way down to her peach. It's clean shaven, an inny. My favorite. And smells great. I can tell she's not into it as her body tightens up while I'm down there, and when I look up she's staring up at the ceiling with a 'deer in the headlights' look on her face. I disengage and ask her to perform a BBBJ. It's so slow and light I can barely feel anything. She appeared to be anticipating a surprise CIM but I assured her I wouldn't be able to finish that way and that she can 'dig in' but it got no better. So we cover up and she starts on top. She's a very petite girl, maybe 4'9" but I was surprised at how loose she was down there. So loose I couldn't feel a thing. We switch the mish, and again she's so loose I had to periodically check whether I was still inside her. Same with doggie. I'm not small by any means but could hardly feel any sensation during the main event. After a lot of concentration, I finally finished in the bag, hit the shower and she gives me a pretty good post-coital massage.

She's a vey attractive, friendly girl but honestly a dead fish when it comes to sex. Her rate is 500 which is way to high for someone with the lackluster skill set and borderline GFE session she offers. If you like shy, coy girls, who need to be lead throughout the session, you may like her but for me and for that price, it's a definite no-repeat. YMMV.

And you parted with 5 Benjamin's for a 'dead fish'? Posts like yours re-enforce my belief to either move out of the DMV area or come up with another avenue to get my mongering needs filled. The rates and service in this area for supposedly high class providers is just insane!

[InSearch69]

I hit that awhile ago. I only see girls I know now. Mostly just SB's for me, but I still see a few regulars that are hot and go above and beyond the norm.

I actually met her earlier. I responded to a crapshoot ad last week, she opened the door and the mj smoke knocked me out, as did her friends room next door. Ncrapshoitseedles to say, I left a fewnseconds later. Today, new location, different ad, different number, same girl, ugh, no smoke this time. I stayed but my experience was pretty lackluster. Should have left. Her body is actually not bad, petite, dark skin, her, face didn't do it for me. No attempt to speak English at any point. Went through the motions, CBJ, multiple positions, couldn't unload, more CBJ and HJ, stiff as a rail but no unloading, again, indidmt find her very attractive. Looks like my days of answering any more crapshoot ads are over as I haven't been a winner in any of them. Best of luck and be safe.

[MikelSuTiger]

I actually met her earlier. I responded to a crapshoot ad last week, she opened the door and the mj smoke knocked me out, as did her friends room next door. Needles to say, I left a fewnseconds later. Today, new location, different ad, different number, same girl, ugh, no smoke this time. I stayed but my experience was pretty lackluster. Should have left. Her body is actually not bad, petite, dark skin, her, face didn't do it for me. No attempt to speak English at any point. Went through the motions, CBJ, multiple positions, couldn't unload, more CBJ and HJ, stiff as a rail but no unloading, again, indidmt find her very attractive. Looks like my days of answering any more crapshoot ads are over as I haven't been a winner in any of them. Best of luck and be safe.

Yes I have seen her. I place no stock in any of the Latino crapshoot ads as they are almost always copy and paste, low effort affairs on the handler's part. I provided the link strictly as a means to pass the booking phone number along in accordance with the forum rules on phone numbers. If you do a forum search on Lydia you will see several seniors have discussed her positively.

[HardanFast]

I have seen her a couple of times now and, from the reports, it seems like YMMV. A lot. For example, someone said CBJ only, but mine was BBBJ, FIV. Gently, - she is really tight, LFK, and MSOG until I was totally spent. Did not try DFK as that is not really my thing. If you look at the bookalatina site, the photos are spot-on. She looks exactly like the photos. In fact, one time I saw her, she was wearing the red outfit from the photos and the other time it was the black one. For me, she was really friendly, and started touching me, dancing, and rubbing that magnificent ass on me almost immediately after I arrived and took care of the gift and washed my hands. I had just showered, so I did not need another one, and she made sure I knew the towel she handed me to dry my hands was clean. I definitely needed a shower afterwards. We cycled through mish, CG, and finally K9 and lazy K9. She was really into it and energetic in every one of them with me. She said she came in mish, but she was pretty quiet when she did. I certainly believe her though because, even though there was already plenty of natural lube, her temperature down there immediately increased and the natural lube jumped to a whole new level. Ended up leaving a wet spot on the bed. For me, at least, I can say she is in my top 3 all time, along with Lauren Love / Naomi who I used to see at a much lower rate as Kelci, and with Milena from Elite, formerly Nice Sense. I certainly recommend trying her once. At worst, you will have the chance to bang a really hot Latina in her late 20's actual age.

I met her, very pretty, great fit thin enhanced body. She didn't seem keen on a msog and cut the session short.

Lfk, CBJ, fiv.

Not sure if I'd repeat at that donation.

[HardanFast]

Actually, that is funny as hell. If you do have one come to your residence, just put the egg away first! No way would I have one know where I live!

I think Tom Cruise would tell you that having a prostitute come to your residence is Risky Business.

[MiRoad]

Yes I have seen her. I place no stock in any of the Latino crapshoot ads as they are almost always copy and paste, low effort affairs on the handler's part. I provided the link strictly as a means to pass the booking phone number along in accordance with the forum rules on phone numbers. If you do a forum search on Lydia you will see several seniors have discussed her positively.

Saw Lydia today for a 30 minute session. She's in Herndon now. Hot, sexy spinner body. All natural. No GFE. No kissing or FIV. I speak Spanish so don't know how her English is. Did DATY (clean and tasty), cowgirl, mish, CBJ. Good value for a hot girl but I'm a GFE guy so probably won't repeat. Fake passion, rushed service. My guess is she's in her 30;s, not 20's but is sexy, pretty and has a dynamite little bod. I was in and in out in 20 minutes. If I saw her again it would be for 1/4 hour. She'll provides rates in response to texts. She said the other two girls with the same description in their ads as hers (but in English) are friends of hers and also Dominican.

[Mandane]

Did you actually see her? This ad is the same words if you translate that one from Spanish. Thats suspect to me.

https://us.escortsaffair.com/frederi...8f0a4e7139264c

Yes I have seen her. I place no stock in any of the Latino crapshoot ads as they are almost always copy and paste, low effort affairs on the handler's part. I provided the link strictly as a means to pass the booking phone number along in accordance with the forum rules on phone numbers. If you do a forum search on Lydia you will see several seniors have discussed her positively.

[RyanHarvey]

Be careful of this one. Had the audacity to ask where I work (I guess to justify 'hoe-ing' by being with 'higher status' individual, a. K. a. Hypergamy), and demand that I send a selfie, even though there are 'arbiter' websites like P411.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...jademariekimxo

https://archive.is/wip/VQeAA

Presumably a fat asian, demanding $3 for hh, and $5 for the whole hour.

Pro-tip, those reviews on PrivateDelights for all providers, not just this on, are unreliable, at least compared to TER.

I saw her probably 3 or 4 years ago, maybe even 5. Even then her ad used the same pictures LOL. It was a duo session and Jade was more preoccupied with the other girl than me. I remember mid session wishing I had just done a solo with the other girl. I would skip Jade. She also was a lot cheaper back then.

[Mongeroose]

This board has been raving about Zina so I was thinking about making an appointment. I'm curious to hear a differing opinion: What about the session did you not think was a great value?

Started late, yet ended on time; only one pop in an hour session, contrary to booker's assurance; tried to get me to use the same towel twice; marginal massage technique. YMMV.