Streetwalker Reports

[Humpty Dumpty]

I am in Wisconsin doing some "work" right now. I haven't had sex or jacked off in almost a month. I have a huge load saved up and I need to give it to the right lady. I will be cruising the streets on Saturday night. Why isn't my inbox full of ladies' full names, social media profiles and numbers? Sullivant will run white with cum on Saturday night. It's going to be a big mess. So quit messing around, guys. Blow up my inbox with info of ladies under 25 ready to take Niagara Falls sized load of sperm. If I take more than 2 laps on Sullivant to find my love connection, I am going to be pissed off. Oh yeah, my dick has healed. Thanks to all you guys who prayed for my penis. Jesus Christ reached down my pants and touched my dick and now it's as good as new!

[Daman2]

I previously reported on her. Report number 12354 I think. If I got it wrong search for "Cassie". Yeah, the tats are hideous and her technique was so terrible I had to fake an orgasm.

I'll be back in action in a week and a half, guys. Anyone got some numbers of pretty ladies under 25? I have gone damn near a month without having sex or jacking off and I have an epic load saved up for some lucky lady.

Appreciate you responding to my post Humpty. I've laughed at many of yours for sure. I only get to cruise the loops a couple days in a row around once a month when I pass through Cbus and started doing so last Summer.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Now I am 100% sure, it was Jamie. Picked her up this morning down in the bottoms, off to a quiet place for some BBBJ fun. Told her 20 plus 5 tip. She worked her ass off, very good job at following directions, DT as much as I wanted and got the job done exceptionally well. Gave her an extra 5 on top. Will pick again. Showing some street wear, nodding off a bit but not bad.

Does Jamie think she's Taylor Swift? If a woman scoffs at a super generous 25 bucks for BBBJ offer (which I think is overpaying) then she isn't worth it. If a woman demands more money, tell her if she wants more she needs to get younger and prettier. Pretty soon, Jamie will go from getting 25 bucks to no guys picking her up at all.

[Boosted1]

Now I am 100% sure, it was Jamie. Picked her up this morning down in the bottoms, off to a quiet place for some BBBJ fun. Told her 20 plus 5 tip. She worked her ass off, very good job at following directions, DT as much as I wanted and got the job done exceptionally well. Gave her an extra 5 on top. Will pick again. Showing some street wear, nodding off a bit but not bad.

After seeing the pics of Jamie, I'm 95% sure tbat is who I picked up last week. Hair was shorter, all blond, but I'm nearly positive. Tolld her 20 and a tip, got tbe "that's all you got" feedback then said ok. But needed to drop some stuff at her sisters first. Last I saw her. No cash lost, just time and the risk driving back into a really shitty apartment complex. Maybe next time.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Does anyone recognize this SW? The video was take by the same guy who took the Kimmy Kay video.

https://www.xvideos.com/video5968817...te_car_blowjob

That's Sara T. The T rhymes with Gloria Gaynor. I've blown my load in her mouth and her pussy. She doesn't look too good here though.

[JizMan]

Does anyone recognize this SW? The video was take by the same guy who took the Kimmy Kay video.

https://www.xvideos.com/video5968817...te_car_blowjob

[Humpty Dumpty]

Can anyone tell me anything about the cute WSW that kept hanging around Sully / Dana a few nights ago that said her name was Cassie with some kind of tattoo markings on her left eye brow ridge? Chatted with her briefly but didn't partake because was surprised she had not got picked up in 15 minutes of me crushing. I passed because maybe she's a poor performer??

I previously reported on her. Report number 12354 I think. If I got it wrong search for "Cassie". Yeah, the tats are hideous and her technique was so terrible I had to fake an orgasm.

I'll be back in action in a week and a half, guys. Anyone got some numbers of pretty ladies under 25? I have gone damn near a month without having sex or jacking off and I have an epic load saved up for some lucky lady.

[Daman2]

Can anyone tell me anything about the cute WSW that kept hanging around Sully / Dana a few nights ago that said her name was Cassie with some kind of tattoo markings on her left eye brow ridge? Chatted with her briefly but didn't partake because was surprised she had not got picked up in 15 minutes of me crushing. I passed because maybe she's a poor performer??

[CreeperJay]

Hmmmm. What is a chubby "FB"? Female black? If so, that may be part of the problem, but definitely not all of it. I'll bet you didn't do the window test? That's when you roll down the window and ask their name before letting her in. If she has a deep voice, no teeth, has a bad vibe or is totally wacko, then the window test will spare you the trouble of trying to kick her out. One time I had to kick this lady out because from a distance she looked good, but when she got in, I realized she was just a bit too old and a bit below my standards. I had to play dumb and act like I just noticed her and thought she was someone else. She started crying. "Everyone says that when they pick me up! No one used to do that! It's because I'm old and ugly now!" I kept playing dumb, but she was totally right. I dropped her off up the street. Guys, always do the window test or you might regret it, whether on Hudson or in the west side!

Good tip, I didn't that time. Pulled up, she got in and the convo started and went down hill quickly. She was black, was going for something different, and I sure got it LOL. Will stay clear and try the window test in future thanks.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Wed morning cruise netted Priscilla near Ryan & Sulli. She passed on a BM and hopped in with me. . . Talked about a few spots and finally went to one of hers. Other driver waiting so we looped and returned, then sat awhile. Lip kissing then great BBBJ, going slow & shallow, then faster and deeper. Finally blew in her & tip o' 5. Had nice convo & drop at her place on Harris. Seemed like a cool chick - 5'1, 135, longer reddish brown hair.

Priscilla G? Prissy? I last creampied her about 15 years ago. When I passed her by a couple months ago, I couldn't believe she recognised me and even remembered my USASG name! "Humpty Dumpty! You don't want me anymore?" Seriously, the west side has much better options, why settle for her? She used to work the Short North back when hookers used to be there.

[Dream Monger]

Wed morning cruise netted Priscilla near Ryan & Sulli. She passed on a BM and hopped in with me. . . Talked about a few spots and finally went to one of hers. Other driver waiting so we looped and returned, then sat awhile. Lip kissing then great BBBJ, going slow & shallow, then faster and deeper. Finally blew in her & tip o' 5. Had nice convo & drop at her place on Harris. Seemed like a cool chick - 5'1, 135, longer reddish brown hair.

[Boosted1]

So who has the info on the black haired WSW at warren and sully this mornjng? I looped but the guy in front of me choose to take the alley and beat me back around on her. Med build, longer black hair.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Is CeCe the nickname of Celeste M who looks like Molly Ringwald? I did shoot some sperm in a girl named CeCe in report number 12009.

[Rwade9]

Shoutout to the white trashy, obviously inebriated (high, drunk, it was anyone's best guess what was going on with him) guy across from the Marathon on Friday maybe around 9 or 10 o clock. This King managed to convince his woman (pretty sure she was with him and not a walker) to just ever so slightly bend over the bus bench and let him get in there from behind. This is in completely full view of traffic, the other people waiting by the bench, and anyone at the Marathon. A cop definitely drove by at one point, how it could not have been more obvious I have no idea. At first she seemed tentative, but he rubbed on her a bit and planted a couple big wet kisses on her neck and it was off to the races. On top of all this adversity, it was fairly cold out that night too. I didn't want to be rude and watch any longer than I needed to recognize his greatness. I look to him as an example of how little fucks one can actually give. I still have a lot to aspire to. Making Sullivant proud. You the real MVP.

[JonHangcok]

As far as what the SW looked like, I couldn't give you a good description of her facial features. She had the hood of her coat pulled up so I couldn't get a proper look at her face seeing as it was dark and Sully isn't the most well lit street. She was a brunette as well. One other detail I forgot to mention, is that when I came around a few minutes later, I saw her walking down Clarendon past the food truck in the direction of the cruiser. Once again could be just a coincidence.