Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Damn you paid way too much! I am guilty of being horny as fuck and paid more than I should though especially if she's hott like you said she is. When I went there I got fat Asian with cute face her name was maggie and was asking for 150! I'm like what? I never paid more than 100 and it's all I have. She was ok with that. Was disappointed I didn't got the hott Asian girl I saw though and was probably Eva.

Eva is decent. If she was on sweetasian gem or ktown or any of the other unethical k-girl sites guys would be double parked on sawtelle or Norton to fuck her. She could tone a bit, of course, but she is actually fuckable objectively. I did not have trouble getting hard and Asians give me a catastrophic occlusive case of ED.

I will not be going back because the set up in that place is ridiculous, I cannot fuck wearing a mask, and I do not appreciate the papasan wearing a fanny pack over his shoulder. That is just unacceptable.

[Jbjb1983]

So, for obvious reasons, I was looking to hit an MP and have an Asian woman with poor English skills, with an employee break room reeking of sour cabbage and totally unsanitary sheets stick a finger up my ass and make me coom all over the place.

I saw there was an actual review of Eva at this joint:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/208346

Damn you paid way too much! I am guilty of being horny as fuck and paid more than I should though especially if she's hott like you said she is. When I went there I got fat Asian with cute face her name was maggie and was asking for 150! I'm like what? I never paid more than 100 and it's all I have. She was ok with that. Was disappointed I didn't got the hott Asian girl I saw though and was probably Eva.

[PriscillaM]

How fucked up is it that in order to get a handjob I have to call ahead to the finger, get in through the side door off of westwood boulevard, get my temp taken (36.1 Celsius boyos - 97 degrees Farenheit), and get my hand sanitized so that I can play with titties.

I feel like I am on the south side of chicago in the 20's looking for a gin on the rocks. If I was on the southside now, I would prolly be shot.

In any event, it would appear that the terrific trio of garshitti, newoslini, and ferrshit (not a medical doctor) cannot stop the human penor and its relentless pursuit of getting jerked off by the top notch gal at the finger.

[RoyAnderson]

Yeah I agree you definitely need to be closer to LA, there's one in Torrance I believe their Instagram is 310 massagespa, they have a variety of girls who work there on different days. They all do a really good nuru massage ❤65039; Very sexy and young playful girls. The spot is very clean. They have a shower available.

[RoyAnderson]

I went to skin and body studio in Torrance, the girls are very friendly and nice! Well worth the money, the girls there are very slim and sexy. Very young and beautiful girls, the place is located in a plaza with lots of parking. There's girls of all ethnicities.

You get you choose your therapist.

[Fat Jerk76]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

I have a fave Chinese provider and I bought her a teddy from victorias secret. She playfully wrote it during the massage which gave me super easy access to her great breasts after the flip. So maybe it was a gift for me.

[Mvmvm]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

This is so wholesome. Just wanted to give you kudos for treating your providers nicely.

[PriscillaM]

So, for obvious reasons, I was looking to hit an MP and have an Asian woman with poor English skills, with an employee break room reeking of sour cabbage and totally unsanitary sheets stick a finger up my ass and make me coom all over the place.

I saw there was an actual review of Eva at this joint:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/208346

I had been texting the owner for some time and he told me there were young girls in their 20's at the place. He also told me that tom brady never cheats at football and that all the pictures on the ad on rub ratings are real.

So today, I text him and see if they are open, due to the governor's decision to end all joy to us pleb mongers. He said they are open and to enter in the back.

The place is in culver city, in the 5700 block of Sepulveda. Right at Jefferson, across from the big lots. At the back are two white luxury cars with some Chinese beverages in the cupholders and a make shift ash tray with about one million cigarettes. Oh, and a mop ringer. I knock on the back door, which is open.

No answer so I push in. There is this small like cleaning closet that looks like the hole that the trans guy in silence of the lambs kept his victims. I am still scarred. The mops in this closet look like they were used to bludgeon yaks in Nepal.

Thankfully, in walks up the gal I would later fuck, Eva, and pointed for me to go to the front. The room she was in was like the break room and had like a dining room table, a fridge, and I think a grand piano.

I walk the hallway all the way to the front and papasan is standing there with a fanny bag draped over his shoulder. This is their cash management system. I give him 70 for an hour and he gives me back 10. So it is 60 for the hour.

He shows me into the first "room" by the front lobby. It is a space with four tables, partitioned by a huge curtain and separated from the next room by a three quarters wall. The actual door to this place is really just a curtain.

Eva, dressed in a pink above the knees dress showing some boobage tells me to get face down. It is as dark as tom Brady's soul in there. I get nude and face down and Eva comes in.

I confirm this is Eva, yeah she is over 30 but has a way above average body. Ass is as flat as the uss enterprise, but has ample tits (maybe fake), great nipples and smooth legs and other shit. She had a mask on, I did not. She started to do a massage that lasted like 10 minutes. Oh but first she sanitized my hands with 100% rubbing alcohol. Massage was nothing special at all, and I was paying for the hour so I did not reach for anything. After about 10 minutes, she is working my ass and balls and cock for a good 5-10 minutes and I am harder than a lug nut on a 67 Chevy.

She taps me and says to turn over.

I turn over and here is where I get the F in negotiation. She says using sign language that do I want to put my dick in her growler, I said yes. So she whispers in my ear. You pay me.

I said, ok, 100 (rule #1, never make the first offer). But boyos, I was pretty hard and Eva, even in a mask, is hotter than the chum on sawtelle with fake pics and garlic breath.

She says. And make sure you are sitting down - 200. I immediately got dressed and called consumer affairs. I then countered at 150 (rule #2 - I set the lower bracket too high) - but boyos, I was hard, and she looked as tasty as a yum yum donut during quarantine.

She said no.

So (rule #3 broken) I offered 160 - this is called negotiating against oneself. She said ok.

She left to get supplies.

She came back and in enforcement of CDC guidelines, I had to Mask Up. She went down on me covered and took off her mask and then fucked the shit out of me cowgirl. The butt slapping could be heard at the fucken sprouts down the street. I just let her bounce as she did not wear a mask and her face is not that bad. In accordance with CDC guidelines, only one of us had to wear the mask, the one on top was exempt.

She then said you fuck me. I got on top and hit that shit, all the while there is a conversation about the shift in US energy policy in Chinese among the staff and some dumb fuckin monger requesting a line up.

I was too tired to ask for doggy, so she got on top again. The best part was she stopped to listen in to the conversation and her pussy started squeezing my python.

I looked at the clock and it was at the 45 minute mark, so I had her jerk me off. She was going too fast, so I told her slow and she did not understand, so I paced her and she said, oh, slowly. I asked her what English language school teaches adverbs before adjectives. She said USC. Figures.

I urged her to get to the balls and shove a finger up my tailpipe a la goldfinger, but she did not really get into it.

She spread a formation of Kleenex all over me. No towels here boys, this place has done the cost effectiveness study. 6 Kleenex is cheaper than towels.

I nutted not that hard and she cleaned me up. She sanitized my hands again. And I walked out the rear. This time I saw one of the other girls. Dressed in a kind of black dress with a short hair cut, but she ducked away. There were two guys and a fat lady eating yoshinoya in that back lunch room. The same two cars were there.

So, 220 total for a desperado fuck from prolly the hottest Asian gal I have seen in any Asian MP (other than coco or the Lynn at goldfinger) since like ginja days.

Way better than any shit on private delights. Not rushed or ROB like fig. The set up is pretty horrible at this place, there is no privacy. There is a "foot massage" sign on the front. Not sure it was worth entering from the back, although it saved me the interrogation.

[PriscillaM]

To have Goldfinger open now and a Chinese finger up my shitter.

[Santooki]

Fresh fruit. Like the dozen oranges, pears, etc. In those cardboard boxes you see at Asian markets.

Nothing beats cold hard cash in a big red envelope. Greatest holiday ever.

[WabFlyer]

Aloha! Thanks for the report. Was it similar to the AMPs in Honolulu?

Aloha brothers! In town for work and stopped by this place and saw Eva (https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html.

6 for an hour $. 6 FS on the flip. Descent Chinese massage. Very giggly and fun on the flip. Cute, 20's, fit, nice ass. Was not shorted on time. Broken English and lots of smiles.

Monger on!

[EastHornDog14]

Dried fruit or fresh?

Fresh fruit. Like the dozen oranges, pears, etc. In those cardboard boxes you see at Asian markets.

[FlandersFan1]

Aloha brothers! In town for work and stopped by this place and saw Eva (https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html.

6 for an hour $. 6 FS on the flip. Descent Chinese massage. Very giggly and fun on the flip. Cute, 20's, fit, nice ass. Was not shorted on time. Broken English and lots of smiles.

Monger on!

Where in culver? Will have to check it out this weekend!

[SirWilliam]

A box of some fruit does wonders. You can find it at any large local Asian market like 99 Ranch. It might not seem much but it goes a long way in Asian culture.

Dried fruit or fresh?

[EastHornDog14]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

A box of some fruit does wonders. You can find it at any large local Asian market like 99 Ranch. It might not seem much but it goes a long way in Asian culture.