Streetwalker Reports

**Windy Splurt** · 02-06-21 23:43

Spent almost three hours hunting almost everywhere within reason and saw no one certain game. The cold is a big factor, of course.

Imagine how roly poly she looks with double coats, thick scarf, knit cap, mittens, and gosloshers on her feet. Is it a streetwalker or a civilian trying to keep her balance on the ice.

Less than six more weeks or Winter. I can't wait.

**Jonova1** · 02-06-21 08:27

Have to agree, this frigid weather has nothing to show out here. Went down Cicero from Roosevelt north at midnight, not a soul out here, be safe.

**OPIllini** · 02-04-21 16:18

Did some recon a little while ago on Pulaski between Division and North. Couple of stragglers, but no one appealing. Got to feeling this Arctic-like weather may put things in a deep freeze as far as SW activity goes for a while.

**Ump1969** · 01-29-21 23:42

Did a recon stroll Friday pm. Almost nothing to see. Did see one blond on South Cicero across from Popeyes. Was built and looked like Joanie Weston, the old Bay Area Bomber roller derby star. (Older members will understand the reference). Was wearing thin jacket and fishnets that showed a wide load. I'm not into BBWs. Hard to do much in the car and my experience is that they don't want to do much for the money. So passed. Around 3:30.

**HellCat2018** · 01-22-21 21:11

Took a stroll yesterday between 9 and 10:30 pm, only ladies out on 5th were Kayla (Gigi) and Julie, WSW, about 5'5" 130, cute face by the school on 5th. Headed north to Grand Pulaski and there was absolutely nothing out. Headed south to 47th where there was a really cute WSW out by the McDonalds. She was walking away from McDs, I went around to scoop her up and she pulled the Keyser Sose on me. Pooooof gone.

**GBaby32** · 01-22-21 16:06

Driving home from work seen 3 SW. One was HSW 5"9 looked bigger longer hair kinda looked like a gang banger chick. Kept west on 47 and seen 2 BSW one maybe 5"6 the other 5"9 los wise the shorter one was maybe a 5 taller one was maybe a 7. I did not partake but wanted to report. I was heavy into the SW game but have been retired for a few years moved on to MP.

**George Stark** · 01-21-21 20:11

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

...I guess all we can do is everyone- and I mean EVERYONE put him on "ignore" He is probably getting his rocks off when people slam him, anyway. Maybe he'll go away when he realizes no one is reading his garbage. I know I just put him on ignore, so whatever he believes he is accomplishing, I won't know about it.

Which also means not quoting him, like I just did 😭 - so that those ignoring him don't have to see him that way either.

Ditto for that HanginBalls guy and all his aliases.

**Ump1969** · 01-21-21 19:43

Originally Posted by FaceGlazer2018 [View Original Post]

This has to be homies / one of his many usernames / banned member LOL.

I have gotten in trouble with administration for slamming him. Administration has said they can't stop such people. Because they simply change screen names. I guess all we can do is everyone- and I mean EVERYONE put him on "ignore" He is probably getting his rocks off when people slam him, anyway. Maybe he'll go away when he realizes no one is reading his garbage. I know I just put him on ignore, so whatever he believes he is accomplishing, I won't know about it. And I know when he realizes everyone is ignoring him, he'll simply change I'd again. Ok. His stories are easily recognizable as BS so ignoring him again won't be tough. At least he is obvious. A temptress like that on Fifth? Why even bother?

**FaceGlazer2018** · 01-21-21 18:05

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

"Posts: 1" - Need I say more?

This has to be homies / one of his many usernames / banned member LOL.

**George Stark** · 01-21-21 15:10

"Posts: 1" - Need I say more?

Originally Posted by Bjcbbc [View Original Post]

Holy crap fellas. I had the dream of a lifetime. Dreamt of a 23 year old Latina. She's 5 foot tall, 105 pounds. Long hair. Juiciest ass you'll ever see on a girl weighing 105 pounds. Prolly a 11 out of 10 on streetwalker scale. Literally doubt I'd find another like this. I definitely haven't in like 10 years of on and off mongering. Anyways she honestly sucks and bangs like she works for brazers. Took her to a motel and straight up pounded her for 1. 5 hours and she loved every minute of it. Doesn't look at clock. Chick was unbelievable and should prolly keep her number to myself but am willing to swap if you got a girl similar. Plan on seeing her tomorrow night will take photos for you guys because it prolly sounds to good to be true and honestly this chick will prolly let me film and take pics. Said her name was Sam. Found her Cicero and fifth.

**Bjcbbc** · 01-21-21 11:15

Holy crap fellas. I had the dream of a lifetime. Dreamt of a 23 year old Latina. She's 5 foot tall, 105 pounds. Long hair. Juiciest ass you'll ever see on a girl weighing 105 pounds. Prolly a 11 out of 10 on streetwalker scale. Literally doubt I'd find another like this. I definitely haven't in like 10 years of on and off mongering. Anyways she honestly sucks and bangs like she works for brazers. Took her to a motel and straight up pounded her for 1. 5 hours and she loved every minute of it. Doesn't look at clock. Chick was unbelievable and should prolly keep her number to myself but am willing to swap if you got a girl similar. Plan on seeing her tomorrow night will take photos for you guys because it prolly sounds to good to be true and honestly this chick will prolly let me film and take pics. Said her name was Sam. Found her Cicero and fifth.

**GBaby32** · 01-20-21 13:22

Originally Posted by Adelita [View Original Post]

Fifth been popping they out every morning & evening.

How early I haven't been in the SW game for a few years might jump back in.

**Adelita** · 01-20-21 08:53

Fifth been popping they out every morning & evening.

**Mannheim** · 01-19-21 11:04

They were out in the Grand Blvd neighbourhood in the cold. Had a picking of 3 ladies on 1 corner. Great covered BJ for 40 at 5 am. Nice looking BSW.

**Fdottt** · 01-17-21 11:03

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

Went out Friday night. Did 47th first. Did South Cicero next. Zero. Went to 5th. Zero. Did Pulaski. Zero. Did North Cicero from Belmont to North. Zero. Did Pulaski again. Two wacked out looking BSWs. Pass. Went up Pulaski to 5th. Zero. Went on 5th to Cicero. Two NFL type BSWs. Pass. Went south on Cicero to Archer. Zero. Did 47th to Dan Ryan. Zero. Hit State Line on way home. Zero. Total for evening- 4 BSWs only their mothers could love. Oh well, it gets me out of the house.

The last three times I've been out looking I've seen nothing worth picking up. It's just driving around to kill time at this point.