Massage Parlor Reports

[ShortIrish]

I've been to Lily, the mistake across the street from Lily, 72nd and North, and the waste of time in West Bend, and none have table showers. Is that not a thing in Wisc?

Last table shower I had was years ago at 144th. I think that the actual shower table is still there.

[M5519]

New to this scene how do I get Into it?

Go to Mt. Prospect. Exercise, Yun, MT. See the Illinois forum.

[MSmith9999]

New to this scene how do I get Into it?

Walk into any massage place and have your money ready. At least $100, all in tens and fives. Say the magic words. "I am not a cop" and then hand it to the woman who runs the slowest. I'll warn you, you better be quick or they all get away. Be ready for an all-out sprint, only 40-50 yards.

Then, once she has the money, pull down your pants to your knees, no lower. Demand a "Happy endiing" while making a stroking gesture with your left hand. DO NOT USE YOUR RIGHT HAND, all cops are right-handed.

She will immediately get to work on your junk. Be ready, she's a pro. Let loose while yelling "Thanks Mama-san!" Spray your baby batter on anything you want, None of it should be near her though. Practice your aim.

Then pull up your pants before the cops arrive. They have a special sense when you are having fun and are looking to bust your ass.

Good luck, it's a hard world we live in, but we all do this to get the magic sauce.

[Premious]

New to this scene how do I get Into it?

[JiminyLickIt]

I've been to Lily, the mistake across the street from Lily, 72nd and North, and the waste of time in West Bend, and none have table showers. Is that not a thing in Wisc?

[Mark2000]

I went there a few days ago expecting really good. Had a 30 something. She gave an aggressive rough massage. I'm still sore and feel bruised. I should have said to lighten up. No tease. On the flip more massage. Probably the most thorough I've ever had but again rough. Fast passes. Then was told to finish myself as she let me touch utc above waist only. So. Not so great. Probably won't go back.

[BuckyBad55]

Made visit to Charm. High expectations based on messages here. Not positive of name but sounded like A-Ann. Cute, nice butt in spandex. Mediocre massage with zero tease and only SS. Definitely will not repeat with her.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Anyone know any massage places in oak creek that do happy endings or more? Or know of any in Milwaukee? Or do you have to go a few times? Was trying to find somewhere that is a guarantee I'll leave happy.

Reading the forum is a good place to start. There is plenty of information if one takes the time to look it over.

Sometimes it's necessary to get out and do some legwork and report back your findings.

[Croppyboy]

Any recomendations for massage in the City of Waukesha? Haven't tried any out that way yet. Also any places were the ladies might be willin g to do more? Thanks.

Try Still Point. Look up the address in Rub Maps.

Looks like a house. They will probably take you up the stairs if you want to pretend that you are there before.

However, probably nothing more than a L1. But maybe if you go a few times you can work on more.

[Buick123]

Any recomendations for massage in the City of Waukesha? Haven't tried any out that way yet. Also any places were the ladies might be willin g to do more? Thanks.

Anyone know of any in Oak creek or in west Allis that is a Guarantee to get a happy ending? First time. Not trying to go a bunch to get one.

[Buick123]

Anyone know any massage places in oak creek that do happy endings or more? Or know of any in Milwaukee? Or do you have to go a few times? Was trying to find somewhere that is a guarantee I'll leave happy.

[OlderGuys2]

Any recomendations for massage in the City of Waukesha? Haven't tried any out that way yet. Also any places were the ladies might be willin g to do more? Thanks.

[JustAMonger]

I doubt her name was See See. In Chinese, See See means Thank You.

See See or Ci Ci? It's a very popular name for girls in Spa's almost every spa has had one work there at one time or another!

[DaveDream]

I've been to China and handful of times and know some of the language. I've got massages there for Asian women that are close to 10's. Didn't make it past the BBBJ.

I doubt her name was See See. In Chinese, See See means Thank You.

[BrewersBuzzard]

You don't want to mislead these guys. You definitely found a unicorn in a haystack. It's been my experience that some of what you are saying is true but the girl you are writing about is far and few in between. Most mongers that have frequented AMPs I'm sure will agree.

Hey Red,

I thought perhaps it was my good looks, charm and big cock that dazzled her! LMAO. I'll try my charm on another girl sometime in the future and see where it goes. .