Escort Reports

**HospyPro** · 01-10-21 21:05

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Jesus, ain't that the truth. Simple business logic should tell you that a repeat customer is worth 10 x a new customer. What gets me are these girls who act like it's a big fucking inconvenience to answer the phone. "Not coming today? BLOCKED! Want to hear a b. . . B. . . ? Talk to her then ask her if you can see her the next day. Holy shit, that's a Federal Offense. I think a girl could beat the competition simply by putting "Window Shoppers Welcome" in her ad.

Let's say I start looking on Wednesday before payday on Friday. I call up girl A, girl B and girl C just to see what they sound like and which one I might prefer. Friday rolls around and guess which one I pick?

Yep, Girl D, because A,B and C blocked me for calling on the wrong fucking day. Or, if they didn't block me, they were snotty and rude when I asked about Friday.

I swear to god, if I had a vagina, I'd be a millionaire.

Coochie (baffled) Eater.

P.S. On second thought, these girls are catering to the market. Us guys with our brains in our dicks and some spare cash will put up with this shit, or it would stop. Still, I think a girl with some customer service savvy would do much better than the skanks with shitty attitudes.

"Low tier sex workers are not know for anything other than a flash in the pan of good reviews most often followed by tragedy. This is a sub culture that is isolated from well being. I don't expect any consistency in this arena. At this price point you get what you get. I suppose there are a few that come around that know how to capitalize and provide good customer service with consistency. But as we all know stability is not a common ingredient with this subset of our culture. It's like playing slot machines. You know you're most likely going to lose. But you keep going back for the big maybe. ".

**Flagrant** · 01-10-21 20:02

Originally Posted by Buford87 [View Original Post]

Well came home fully loaded, thought I had something set up with Brittan and confirmed in the am when I was in town, made it to the destination and get a txt as I pulled up that she had an emergency come up. Had high hopes on it as communication was going very well, so much for that.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm not surprised. She's notorious for radio silence.

**AnthonyJc** · 01-10-21 19:17

Originally Posted by Buford87 [View Original Post]

Well came home fully loaded, thought I had something set up with Brittan and confirmed in the am when I was in town, made it to the destination and get a txt as I pulled up that she had an emergency come up. Had high hopes on it as communication was going very well, so much for that.

That's amusing I was also supposed to see her right around noon after her rescheduling from last night, but she never told me there had been an emergency just stopped replying to me.

**Buford87** · 01-10-21 18:20

Well came home fully loaded, thought I had something set up with Brittan and confirmed in the am when I was in town, made it to the destination and get a txt as I pulled up that she had an emergency come up. Had high hopes on it as communication was going very well, so much for that.

**Flagrant** · 01-10-21 17:44

Sometimes a girl will stay on my maybe list for a long time. Take Jessica for example:

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...r/964194730106

I'd heard good things. Nice body, tight, game to fuck, etc. But whenever I tried to coordinate, her attitude eventually revealed itself (rushed, rude, bitter). And I'd set her back on the shelf.

I was desperate recently and as "luck" would have it timing worked, I didn't spend a lot of time communicating, I just pulled the trigger, so to speak. Within 15 minutes, I was in her room.

She's older than I prefer. Splotchy skin. Resting ***** face. And although I paid $150 for a hhr, once I was between her legs, and I hadn't popped in less than a minute, she started rushing me. Total time was less than 20 minutes, so there was plenty of time left. The fragile illusion I'd maintained was gone, I hurried up and popped, and proceeded to get the fuck out as quickly and unceremoniously as I could.

She whines about people playing games with her. Gosh, I wonder why.

I'll never repeat. Not even for free.

**LumberJack5555** · 01-10-21 17:27

Originally Posted by Flagrant [View Original Post]

I've spent a lot of time hunting. It often yields no fruit. I assume I'm not alone. Lately, I've tried to hone the approach that any friction whatsoever and I walk. Friction varies:

1. Unreliable communication, lots of delays.

2. Bad communication, rudeness, not answering questions.

3. Clear intent not to satisfy me, simple questions met with "no" or vague bullshit that essentially means no ("I prefer to discuss that in person" really means "No, but please feel free to come over, hand over the money, and then I'll clarify No".

4. No pics or pics from the ad (the purpose of asking for pics is to feel confident what she looks like now, not 2 years ago).

I often say there's no one really worth seeing in Madison. I hunted today. Contacted about a dozen girls. Encountered friction with every single one. That's what I mean.

I have plenty of I wish they were more forgettable memories of how much these experiences suck. I don't need yet another one. LOL. The upside is all that cash I was prepared to burn is still in my wallet.

Once again Flagrant you simmer this hobby down to its base elements. To add to your thoughts, if I've learned anything from this Covid trial, it's to be patient. I don't like it, but why feed and reward those who don't meet a modicum of expectation? Friction is a good measure.

**Flagrant** · 01-10-21 11:45

Originally Posted by GottaHaveSum [View Original Post]

Look who is back? Avoid Avoid Avoid!

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...l/266898771244

It helps to leave names in your posts warning of ripoffs, so that subsequent searchers can find them.

**Coochie Eater** · 01-10-21 11:36

Originally Posted by Flagrant [View Original Post]

Desperate and conniving. They lie through their teeth because of the desperation. Very few of them actually focus on delivering you anything of value in a way that delights you into coming back. I assume repeating is rare for most of these girls. So no one ever repeats, because their service is shitty, and therefore their service gets even shittier. It's a race to the bottom.

Jesus, ain't that the truth. Simple business logic should tell you that a repeat customer is worth 10 x a new customer. What gets me are these girls who act like it's a big fucking inconvenience to answer the phone. "Not coming today? BLOCKED! Want to hear a b. . . B. . . ? Talk to her then ask her if you can see her the next day. Holy shit, that's a Federal Offense. I think a girl could beat the competition simply by putting "Window Shoppers Welcome" in her ad.

Let's say I start looking on Wednesday before payday on Friday. I call up girl A, girl B and girl C just to see what they sound like and which one I might prefer. Friday rolls around and guess which one I pick?

Yep, Girl D, because A,B and C blocked me for calling on the wrong fucking day. Or, if they didn't block me, they were snotty and rude when I asked about Friday.

I swear to god, if I had a vagina, I'd be a millionaire.

Coochie (baffled) Eater.

P.S. On second thought, these girls are catering to the market. Us guys with our brains in our dicks and some spare cash will put up with this shit, or it would stop. Still, I think a girl with some customer service savvy would do much better than the skanks with shitty attitudes.

**GottaHaveSum** · 01-10-21 09:45

Look who is back? Avoid Avoid Avoid!

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...l/266898771244

**Flagrant** · 01-09-21 18:30

I've spent a lot of time hunting. It often yields no fruit. I assume I'm not alone. Lately, I've tried to hone the approach that any friction whatsoever and I walk. Friction varies:

1. Unreliable communication, lots of delays.

2. Bad communication, rudeness, not answering questions.

3. Clear intent not to satisfy me, simple questions met with "no" or vague bullshit that essentially means no ("I prefer to discuss that in person" really means "No, but please feel free to come over, hand over the money, and then I'll clarify No".

4. No pics or pics from the ad (the purpose of asking for pics is to feel confident what she looks like now, not 2 years ago).

I often say there's no one really worth seeing in Madison. I hunted today. Contacted about a dozen girls. Encountered friction with every single one. That's what I mean.

I have plenty of I wish they were more forgettable memories of how much these experiences suck. I don't need yet another one. LOL. The upside is all that cash I was prepared to burn is still in my wallet.

**TJ321** · 01-09-21 13:54

Originally Posted by Buford87 [View Original Post]

Going to be in the area this weekend and looking was hoping to visit someone while in town, any info on any legit reliable providers would be very appreciated.

As for the madusa Starr post I do recognize the photos as of cherish Starr but I have no experience with her besides some communication a few years ago when she was touring in my area. If anyone has any info on Medusa being her and legit that would be great.

Thanks,

Buford.

Just go to Geisha House.

**Flagrant** · 01-09-21 13:44

Originally Posted by LoveBoydodo [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear that. All of these ladies are BSC!

I had to look it up. LOL.

I'm not sure "crazy" is the most accurate and charitable description. Let's start with the obvious: These girls are nothing if not desperate. Why else would a girl sling ass to potentially any dude with cash? I mean, even at the supposed premium of $300 for an hour, we're talking about a relatively small amount of cash. How much money would it take to get you to open up your ass to a random dude? I tell you what, it'd be a lot more than $300 for me. LOL.

Set aside your fantasies of the nympho with a bottomless appetite for cock. Aside from maybe both Native Shae and Indonesian Shae and a scant few others, that's extremely uncommon in my experience. Desperate is a much more accurate way to describe what I've witnessed.

Desperate and conniving. They lie through their teeth because of the desperation. Very few of them actually focus on delivering you anything of value in a way that delights you into coming back. I assume repeating is rare for most of these girls. So no one ever repeats, because their service is shitty, and therefore their service gets even shittier. It's a race to the bottom.

**Flagrant** · 01-09-21 13:24

Originally Posted by Buford87 [View Original Post]

Going to be in the area this weekend and looking was hoping to visit someone while in town, any info on any legit reliable providers would be very appreciated.

As for the madusa Starr post I do recognize the photos as of cherish Starr but I have no experience with her besides some communication a few years ago when she was touring in my area. If anyone has any info on Medusa being her and legit that would be great.

Thanks,

Buford.

Hi Buford, there is very little worth seeing here in Madison, as you can see from recent discussions. Brittan has her fans. I haven't seen her in years. She can be hard to get in touch with.

The nature of the situation now, with the pandemic and all, is that any girl that's worth seeing, is going to be overwhelmed with interest. And so therefore hard to reach. I honestly can't recommend anyone. Sorry.

**Mad Jockey** · 01-09-21 00:33

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Any secret to her actually responding LOL.

Also didn't she say no new people after the new year in a ad? That lasted a week lmao.

I could have just been the lucky one who's text popped up at the right time.

I had an appointment to see her before the end of last year and she went silent on me. Who knows.

**Buford87** · 01-08-21 23:38

Going to be in the area this weekend and looking was hoping to visit someone while in town, any info on any legit reliable providers would be very appreciated.

As for the madusa Starr post I do recognize the photos as of cherish Starr but I have no experience with her besides some communication a few years ago when she was touring in my area. If anyone has any info on Medusa being her and legit that would be great.

Thanks,

Buford.