Streetwalker Reports

[LuvNitdc5]

Took the long way home yesterday afternoon. First glance was from a WSW at about 26th on G. Another WSW heavy makeup on 9th and another wandering, left turn. Now there's 2 BSW in masks on the back street. One very petite, the other decent with a bit of acne. Made a long stare and decided to keep driving. The heavy makeup WSW ends up very nearby, right as the wanderer crosses in front of me at the crosswalk. It was all a bit obvious and it seemed like the right move to keep driving. 2 min later a tiny WSW on 20th, long stare, quick point and another left turn. Things went very well. Not saying there's always 6 to choose from, but there was yesterday!

[HuntingStreets]

If you have seen SW / escort Shondell in the last month or two please pm me asap. Info you need.

HS.

[HuntingStreets]

Highest crime zone in Milwaukee? It's one of the highest crime zones in the Nation (barring the US Capital). They even made a movie about it. 53206. But really, I have been cruising the North loop since the Bears last won the superbowl and the only problem I've really had was being followed by an unmarked car at night who pulled me over as I was picking up a pre-arranged date. Good thing I had my brown trousers on. Ultimately, the cops stopped me too soon, because there's no law against giving someone a ride, even a known prostitute. If they had been smart they would've stalked me another 10 minutes, and they would have caught me with my pants down (literally and figuratively).

So cruise to your hearts content, but don't pick up any trannies, unless you're into that kinda thing.

Coochie (by the hair of my chinny chin chin) Eater.

God Bless you all.

P.S. My ex-wife had gone off the deep end and was being super religious so I had a ton of those little pamphlets in my glove compartment. I wound up giving the cop one of those little tracts about Jesus, telling her that I was trying to save the hooker's soul. I thought I was being really smart, but in retrospect I think they stopped me too soon before any crime had actually been committed.

You're not wrong, but the guy is new in town. I didn't tell him to avoid the area, just to be extra aware. I would never park right in the immediate area or go to a spot the SW recommended (not that you should ever do that).

I would have absolutely shit myself if I'd been in your position of getting pulled over, but highlights the importance of staying calm, thinking quick and having a cover story. When I got rousted outside of an escorts incall on the South Side I had to do some quick explaining myself. My bowels were so loose after that one I barely made it to the nearest gas station.

HS.

[Ranger51]

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[Coochie Eater]

Welcome to Milwaukee. There are really only two loops. The North is Lisbon Av from 26th to 35th. Almost exclusively AA and watch yourself, it's smack in the middle of the highest crime zone zip code in Milwaukee.

Highest crime zone in Milwaukee? It's one of the highest crime zones in the Nation (barring the US Capital). They even made a movie about it. 53206. But really, I have been cruising the North loop since the Bears last won the superbowl and the only problem I've really had was being followed by an unmarked car at night who pulled me over as I was picking up a pre-arranged date. Good thing I had my brown trousers on. Ultimately, the cops stopped me too soon, because there's no law against giving someone a ride, even a known prostitute. If they had been smart they would've stalked me another 10 minutes, and they would have caught me with my pants down (literally and figuratively).

So cruise to your hearts content, but don't pick up any trannies, unless you're into that kinda thing.

Coochie (by the hair of my chinny chin chin) Eater.

God Bless you all.

P.S. My ex-wife had gone off the deep end and was being super religious so I had a ton of those little pamphlets in my glove compartment. I wound up giving the cop one of those little tracts about Jesus, telling her that I was trying to save the hooker's soul. I thought I was being really smart, but in retrospect I think they stopped me too soon before any crime had actually been committed.

[HuntingStreets]

My name is Humpty. Please read my reports in many other cities. I enjoy doing BBFS with creampie with ladies under 30 years of age. The most I pay is 30. Unless she looks like Taylor swift then I pay as much as 40. I need to know where I can find the best looking women. I also need to know where a good clean toilet can be found near the neighborhoods used by SWs. Thanks!

Welcome to Milwaukee. There are really only two loops. The North is Lisbon Av from 26th to 35th. Almost exclusively AA and watch yourself, it's smack in the middle of the highest crime zone zip code in Milwaukee.

The South Loop is National Av, 27th to 16th; Greenfield Av from 6th to 27th, and Lincoln Ave from 6th to 18th. We call it the loop because if you look at it on a map you can make an easy serpentine route that encompasses all 3.

For a clean bathroom the McDonalds or BP on 1st St just North of National is about it. The Speedway on 9th and Greenfield is usually passable, but I wouldn't call it clean.

To the nitty gritty. In Milwaukee the best looking women for 30 FS are in Chicago LOL. "Best looking" and "SW" are relative to begin with. You might get lucky once in a blue moon but for the most part it's "Well that ones not TO bad". Many will do BBBJ for 20, most ask 30 because they can get both types of the candy they are addicted to. FS might be had for 30, typically 40, and you're not finding anyone looking like remotely like Taylor Swift. On most of them you will find scabs, sores and emancipation.

Let us know if you find the unicorn.

HS.

[JimHoll]

Cruised today. Saw one WSW thin and light hair on Green and about 6th. Was posted on the corner and not really moving. Was dressed in a hoodie and tight gray yoga type pants. SHe turned and it looked like she had a nice ass. As I drove up Green I saw a LSW walking but did not appear to be looking for anyone. I was stopped and close, she walked past without looking. Maybe she was out just walking in the hood with good intentions and no SW desire. I then turned onto 31st or 35th and head over to National. Around 24th or under on National I saw a WSW who was dressed to impress. Blond hair and appeared to be tall. She had on boots with heels that were grayish. She had jeans on. She looked good but did not catch her face as I was traveling opposite way. The bad was she was stumbling as she walked. Not sure if drunk, high or the heels just did her in. Anyone see or ca tch her?

Hard to tell who's who out there without a #. Let's all stick with what we know as tried and true.

[KTown262]

Cruised today. Saw one WSW thin and light hair on Green and about 6th. Was posted on the corner and not really moving. Was dressed in a hoodie and tight gray yoga type pants. SHe turned and it looked like she had a nice ass. As I drove up Green I saw a LSW walking but did not appear to be looking for anyone. I was stopped and close, she walked past without looking. Maybe she was out just walking in the hood with good intentions and no SW desire. I then turned onto 31st or 35th and head over to National. Around 24th or under on National I saw a WSW who was dressed to impress. Blond hair and appeared to be tall. She had on boots with heels that were grayish. She had jeans on. She looked good but did not catch her face as I was traveling opposite way. The bad was she was stumbling as she walked. Not sure if drunk, high or the heels just did her in. Anyone see or catch her?

[MuffDiver17]

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[BigMilwaukee]

Are you a wandering conisour of female flesh? Welcome and what made you choose this city of all places.

My name is Humpty. Please read my reports in many other cities. I enjoy doing BBFS with creampie with ladies under 30 years of age. The most I pay is 30. Unless she looks like Taylor swift then I pay as much as 40. I need to know where I can find the best looking women. I also need to know where a good clean toilet can be found near the neighborhoods used by SWs. Thanks!

[HobbyGuy6000]

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[Humpty Dumpty]

My name is Humpty. Please read my reports in many other cities. I enjoy doing BBFS with creampie with ladies under 30 years of age. The most I pay is 30. Unless she looks like Taylor swift then I pay as much as 40. I need to know where I can find the best looking women. I also need to know where a good clean toilet can be found near the neighborhoods used by SWs. Thanks!

[Mrwhite12]

Had the day off and decided to give the north loop a try. Not sure if I was looking in the wrong area but only spotted one BSW. Before I could turn around she had vanished.

Checked out national and saw nothing but the usual BTranny. G had a nice surprised prepared, met Hazel on 21st. Lovely girl, quoted me. 4 for FS. Picked a spot and the clothes came off. Wonderful time with her! She worked for her money, and was friendly.

[HuntingStreets]

I scooped Kay today for the first time. I met her on about 16th and Greenfield. She is 21, very quite but quite nice. She does good work. I recommend. Today was the first time I ever saw her.

Has anyone else ever seen Kay? What was your opinion?

It sometimes makes it difficult that you can't search 3 letter names. She's been discussed in the past. I'd wait a few weeks before repeating. She's not 21. She has an important milestone birthday this month. And watch yourself then, she's had several rip-off reports as well.

HS.

[MongerWaukesha]

Haven't hit the stroll in a while, saw and didn't recognize angel yesterday. She hopes in, asks for 60 for head, I just laughed at her and said $25, then she starts on the tip thing. Told her to have a good day, then for 60 we can do FS. So I agree (my mistake, fricken little head) and then she wants cash up front, I said no way, but said I'd show it to here but not till we were done does she get it. She then had to pee. Gets out pees in the street, then says to come see her when I'm not a broke ass ***** and walks away.