Massage Parlor Reports

[TempletonRat]

Hey guys,

These are the only two places I've seen advertised in the LA weekly. Has anybody had any experience with them?

Long ago, superior establishments like Momo and Bebe Therapy were adbertised in the back of the Weakly.

Jim Powers of JM Productions had an ad for "Free Sex" for them bukkake / gokkun / blow bang fun times in a warehouse Valley, for which we were each paid fiddy bucks!!

My, how the mighty habe fallen.

[Watnow78]

Hey guys,

These are the only two places I've seen advertised in the LA weekly. Has anybody had any experience with them?

[Grimmy23]

If the gal you saw in no ho ten years ago was tracey (blonde rocker girl with a pug) from massage anywhere, you are correct. She gave a true massage. And a decent handie.

There is peg leg in playa del rey. She is CMT quality, I believe has a bit of a license. https://sacrederos.com/listing/maril...hakra-healing/.

On thatmall, I think these are ok for massage:

https://www.thatmall.com/tiana/

https://www.thatmall.com/colleen/

But I agree, a CMT massage is a different experience. There was this nut job - https://theecstaticbody.com/.

Who did work in culver city. It was a CMT massage. It was like something I never had before. I had to fucken sleep it off. But no handie. Do this. Go to the fig, and pop a few BSW, then go to burke williams.

The one Inused to see was Lindsey who worked out of her apartment in No Ho. She was a blonde Brit girl, actually very nice looking. She'd come home from work (her real job) to give the massage, meet you outside all professionally dressed. I remember following her up the stairs that first time thinking those clothes are going to be off in a couple minutes. It was a full hour of massage with her completely nude, and the closest I've ever had to "cmt" at a non-cmt establishment. It was only the last couple minutes where she did the HJ where it was anything but a legit massage. Even then it was limited touching. She'd let me rub her butt a little during the HJ and she was nice eye candy, but other than that it was pretty clinical. Very enjoyable though. I went back several times. Just to give an idea of timeframe, she advertised in the LA Weekly classifieds. That was pre-backpage days.

[Bro Hymn]

If the gal you saw in no ho ten years ago was tracey (blonde rocker girl with a pug) from massage anywhere, you are correct. She gave a true massage. And a decent handie.

There is peg leg in playa del rey. She is CMT quality, I believe has a bit of a license. https://sacrederos.com/listing/maril...hakra-healing/.

On thatmall, I think these are ok for massage:

https://www.thatmall.com/tiana/

https://www.thatmall.com/colleen/

But I agree, a CMT massage is a different experience. There was this nut job - https://theecstaticbody.com/.

Who did work in culver city. It was a CMT massage. It was like something I never had before. I had to fucken sleep it off. But no handie. Do this. Go to the fig, and pop a few BSW, then go to burke williams.

Fair enough. I guess I should walk back the "cmt" part of my question and ask about any providers that give a massage that isn't just getting wiped down with oil and finished in a rush, which as you said is hard enough to find. I appreciate the intel both of you have. Just got back from a session with kimberly cavalli (who came as a rec from someone on the board) and overall, I am pleased.

She advertises on pd and her pics probably aren't real, but a decent representation of what she may have looked like 5 years ago. She's probably in her late 40's or early 50's but obviously takes very good care of herself and gives a very decent, relaxing massage with he. Before the session, I thought it was a bit of an overcharge for what I would get in comparison to krystal, but not driving to deep oc was kind of worth it. She has a ton of covid related rules and seemed a bit wary of me (because I wouldn't give 5 stars to anyone on pd) but she is professional and fair. One small detail that I appreciated is that she doesn't count shower time against your massage time considering that hygiene is more important. She will definitely go in the rotation.

[PriscillaM]

To be perfectly honest, nowhere. I own a legit massage establishment and have a staff of 25 CMTs, so I know very well what "CMT quality" is. I have never come across anyone in this hobby who I would even remotely consider hiring. Not once in 25+ years. I've come across some halfway decent massages that were relaxing, but nothing close to CMT quality. The only thing I've ever had that I'd consider remotely close was a provider I used to see in NoHo who gave a "legit" nude massage with a HJ finish, but she disappeared 10 years ago. Even her skills weren't good enough to get hired at any halfway decent CMT establishment. You might get lucky and find a provider who actually gives you a full hour without just rushing to the finish, and actually knows how to make you relax, but if you're looking for someone to get the knots outa d do the numerous other things a CMT is capable of doing, you won't find it in the hobby. Not too many legit CMT would risk their license and future employment to get a few extra bucks for a happy ending.

If the gal you saw in no ho ten years ago was tracey (blonde rocker girl with a pug) from massage anywhere, you are correct. She gave a true massage. And a decent handie.

There is peg leg in playa del rey. She is CMT quality, I believe has a bit of a license. https://sacrederos.com/listing/maril...hakra-healing/.

On thatmall, I think these are ok for massage:

https://www.thatmall.com/tiana/

https://www.thatmall.com/colleen/

But I agree, a CMT massage is a different experience. There was this nut job - https://theecstaticbody.com/.

Who did work in culver city. It was a CMT massage. It was like something I never had before. I had to fucken sleep it off. But no handie. Do this. Go to the fig, and pop a few BSW, then go to burke williams.

[Ydi77]

She went back south down to Oceanside last I heard. Said she was getting a boob job and then stopped all contact. Was a bummer as you're right she was pretty awesome.

Leaving the game is good, going under the knife for no reason is bad. I guess the universe is balanced after all.

[Grimmy23]

I know I've posted similar questions before, but I figured I'd ask again since I know there has to be something I'm missing. Where can I find a cmt quality massage with finish? I already have the obvious favorites (krystal in oc being #1 and vicky at thai tara being my backup). I don't really want to try anyone off of thatmall because from the reviews I've read, it seems overpriced and massage quality seems subpar. The only one I've seen reviews for that I'm interested in seeing this coming year is victoria / annabelle diamond. Rr seems like mostly backpage spam and pd has only given me options that are below my top two (amber / bellaroyalspa is decent and miss lovelace is a bit of a stretch but overall both are fine). Any suggestions are welcome.

To be perfectly honest, nowhere. I own a legit massage establishment and have a staff of 25 CMTs, so I know very well what "CMT quality" is. I have never come across anyone in this hobby who I would even remotely consider hiring. Not once in 25+ years. I've come across some halfway decent massages that were relaxing, but nothing close to CMT quality. The only thing I've ever had that I'd consider remotely close was a provider I used to see in NoHo who gave a "legit" nude massage with a HJ finish, but she disappeared 10 years ago. Even her skills weren't good enough to get hired at any halfway decent CMT establishment. You might get lucky and find a provider who actually gives you a full hour without just rushing to the finish, and actually knows how to make you relax, but if you're looking for someone to get the knots outa d do the numerous other things a CMT is capable of doing, you won't find it in the hobby. Not too many legit CMT would risk their license and future employment to get a few extra bucks for a happy ending.

[Yoyo8899]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156375

Anyone knows where she disappeared to? She used to be in DT, a true gem. She was kind of awesome and she alone lowered the average age of providers in the city by 3 years at least. Vanished all of a sudden, if anyone has info, much appreciated.

She went back south down to Oceanside last I heard. Said she was getting a boob job and then stopped all contact. Was a bummer as you're right she was pretty awesome.

[Bro Hymn]

I know I've posted similar questions before, but I figured I'd ask again since I know there has to be something I'm missing. Where can I find a cmt quality massage with finish? I already have the obvious favorites (krystal in oc being #1 and vicky at thai tara being my backup). I don't really want to try anyone off of thatmall because from the reviews I've read, it seems overpriced and massage quality seems subpar. The only one I've seen reviews for that I'm interested in seeing this coming year is victoria / annabelle diamond. Rr seems like mostly backpage spam and pd has only given me options that are below my top two (amber / bellaroyalspa is decent and miss lovelace is a bit of a stretch but overall both are fine). Any suggestions are welcome.

[SFVsag]

Has anyone seen Fiona (Fiona Bliss)? Seems legit but I might TOFTT here as she looks young and smoking hot. 2. 5 for 2 hours is a little steep for a legit massage. Any experience here? Thanks.

Don't just talk about "might TOFFT" and just do it. Get back to us on how it went.

[LAguy28]

Has anyone seen Fiona (Fiona Bliss)? Seems legit but I might TOFTT here as she looks young and smoking hot. 2. 5 for 2 hours is a little steep for a legit massage. Any experience here? Thanks.

[EastHornDog14]

Hello fellow mongers.

I come from far far away lands of the OC. Recently I moved to Covina and am here to check out the local talent. I'm interested in royal bliss therapy off Merced. Any info? Girls, rates, etc. Or if anybody got a rub maps account they can loook up for me? I have info in few oc places where girls will treat you right if any of why'all would like to make the voyage.

Last time I was there was maybe 2 years ago now so I'm not sure what has changed since then. It seemed to be a LMP, with a pretty curvy Latina MMS opening the door when I knocked. I guess she also worked but doubled as the manager. Got led into a clean, comfy private room and another Latina girl came in. She had a pretty big ass from what I could tell. After a pretty weak massage we got to CFS. I think door fee mightve been. 6 and CFS was $. 4. Again I don't remember exactly since it's been quite a while. I'm more into petite girls but I guess this place might be good for those with curvier preferences.

[Stickens]

Hello fellow mongers.

I come from far far away lands of the OC. Recently I moved to Covina and am here to check out the local talent. I'm interested in royal bliss therapy off Merced. Any info? Girls, rates, etc. Or if anybody got a rub maps account they can loook up for me? I have info in few oc places where girls will treat you right if any of why'all would like to make the voyage.

From what I can see on Rubmaps, you want Bella. BBBJ, CFS from the last couple reviews.

[Jlh03]

Went over to west in weho the day before New Year's Eve and all in all I had a good time. Showed up and they say closed but you just knock and they let you in. .5 to mamasan and in I went. Rooms had thin walls but they went straight up to the ceiling so I didn't mind. I had Yame (who I would rate a 7/10 with a 8/10 performance. Started with light teasing and on the flip asked for $.2 but I only ever take $ cause at that point it's overpaying. Started with CBJ where whenever I would move my mask down she reminded me to put it back up which all things considered kinda moot. Did the usual FS from there and then went on my merry way. On the way out mama did tell me they had American girls so might go visit again soon.

Side note: anyone here ever heard of Tiffany who left aroma? Says she stayed by Downey I think. Message me if you got info on her, really want to see her again!

[JankyRed]

Hello fellow mongers.

I come from far far away lands of the OC. Recently I moved to Covina and am here to check out the local talent. I'm interested in royal bliss therapy off Merced. Any info? Girls, rates, etc. Or if anybody got a rub maps account they can loook up for me? I have info in few oc places where girls will treat you right if any of why'all would like to make the voyage.