Massage Parlor Reports

[Jacko0]

Stopped by to have a lookie. 2 girls there, one was a bit too chunky for me the other jess thin and good looking and they both flashed their knockers at me in the foyer. Jess she was pretty aggressive about getting me in the room. I would have split if she wasn't so damn good looking. She did the massage routine for a few and I asked for FS, she said no and she proceed to upsell to fully remove her shreds, I said no. So we finished with a HE. She's one of the better looking girls I've had in these shops.

[JaySteeze]

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[Trumpeter]

Had heard good things about the place out on Sandy and decided to give it a try. It was very busy on a wet Tuesday afternoon. I was looking forward to see what Mandy and Kylie looked like. An older came out from a room and greeted me. Not cute or attractive so I'm assuming she was someone else. I saw another lady peak her head out and I'm guessing she wasn't either one of them either. She told me to wait for a few minutes in the front and called someone on the phone to bring in another provider. The lady that greeted me then led me to a room in back and told me it would be 20 minutes. She was right and in 20 minutes in walks Cindy. She was probably around 30 and cute enough. A very good massage and some fun teasing and a nice finish. It's quite a drive for me so I don't think I'll be back.

What's a lot closer is the place North of 26 on Cornell. I had stopped in when they first opened and nothing enticed me enough to stay. Based on another tip here I decided to give it another try. It was good enough that I'll probably go back.

Stopped by recently, met Mandy (pretty), and kylie, also attractive. Kylie gave me an excellent quality massage, including walking on back. Got to see some gumdrops, would not remove bottoms. Nice personality, left happy, would return.

[WarpFactor69]

Got Lucy again. OK massage, after flip. Starts pointing to certain body parts. It was clear that FS was not on the menu, just about everything else was. Started with HE, added face sitting, but it wasn't working for me. Went back to just HE while I imagined I was with someone else. Gave 50, started to walk to restroom when she called me back to room, insisted on 60. Big turn off. Based on other reports, not sure if I will return. Definitely not seeing Lucy again.

[Swim88]

EZ out west. Lucy. Paid for hour. Massage was a pathetic run down. Unenthusiastic BBBJ for 80. She asked for 100. I said 80. Tried to cut time short. Insisted on her finishing massage. She forced Lulu to come in and finish my massage, and she was seemingly a much better masseuse.

Sandy. Cindy. Sexier woman than average. Good, hard massage. Plenty of teasing. HJ finish for 40. Got her top up. When bottoms came down, she asked "how much you tip? I asked her if she goes all the way, she said no. So I said nothing more. This interaction made me lose interest and she had to work extra hard. She tried to cut me 20 minutes short on the hour after the finish. I told her to finish the massage. She tried again at 15 minutes early. I told her what time I entered the room. Tried again 10 minutes early. I told her again. She went out, conversed with someone, then came back in to actually finish the allotted time I paid for and was seemingly intentionally rough on my neck because she was irritated I kept her honest.

At this point, I'm over this hobby. Some of why'all must be letting these women get away with this shit. There's no joy in it anymore. Almost impossible to find a memorable experience these days.

[Drex Diggler2]

It starts with informing people like you that are overpaying.

I call bullshit, some of you are just cheap fuckers, and wonder why you get the no, and others get the yes. Never overpay, but some of us view certain things to be worth more than others. A good BBBJ is anywhere from 60-80 for me. But I usually don't get them asking me how much, unless they new to the shops I goto. Haggling ruins it for me.

[Byron414]

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[Byron414]

40- HE w / roaming.

50- as above but her topless / nude.

60- BBBJ.

70- BBBJ + DATY.

80- BBBJCIM.

90- FS.

Something like that?

90 for FS. I can see them eagerly ripping their panties off and spreading their legs.

[ORTailBlazer]

Went to my favorite spot many know Eazy a few days ago. Did not see the girl who usually does my massage. Paid for the hour but did not get my 10 in change. Paid. 8 1 hr was. 7.

Might have been an honest mistake. I know to bring exactly. 7 next time.

The lady I know came in and took over. There was a young lady, possibly new. She seemed to switch when the extras came. She did the same to other fellas as ladies were alternating clients. Let me know they were easing the lady in.

Massage was best yet and the flip even better. Got a clear view and her ass was tight oh so tempted to pop a finger in but did not.

Overall was going to take the 10 out of the other lady's tip but my lady was there so. 65 for mutual mouth enjoyment. She said told me as I left I was her favorite. Asked why it was so long since I been there. Want to try and get a home massage call. LOL.

Only bad part was the 10 but mistakes are made.

Anybody tried the Zen on Hallsss?

[FM5369]

Anything good in the Wellness by pro caliber in Vancouver?

Went there when they first opened. Never wen tback. But all these places are YMMV. Depending on how you are viewed by "them". It's really close to me. If you hear anything different. Let me know via PM.

[Byron414]

40- HE w / roaming.

50- as above but her topless / nude.

60- BBBJ.

70- BBBJ + DATY.

80- BBBJCIM.

90- FS.

Something like that?

Keep us posted how your pay scale works out for the girls. I am very sincere and intrigued by how this concept is received and streamlined to all parlors eliminating the need to barter.

[Byron414]

40- HE w / roaming.

50- as above but her topless / nude.

60- BBBJ.

70- BBBJ + DATY.

80- BBBJCIM.

90- FS.

Something like that?

I have no doubt all the women will welcome this progressive scale and fall to their knees to thank you.

[Byron414]

It starts with informing people like you that are overpaying.

I have faith that you can get all these girls from all these shops to follow your universal plan.

[Byron414]

It starts with informing people like you that are overpaying.

Good luck with that.

[Abducted Alien]

I went to GW a couple weeks ago. A slightly older, tiny lady met me at the door and directed me to a room. I opted for an hour. The massage was very good, she worked through several knotted up muscles and really had me relaxed. This is uncommon so I expected the flip to be blah. It was not! One important part to me, was she didn't ask for the tip up front. Actually didn't ask at all. She started with a covered BJ, moved to her on top, then laid back to let me finish. She cleaned us up and gave a nice foot massage while I recovered.

I'm not sure if she was the Amee discussed on here before, but I had such a great massage I had to go back later in the week. I asked for her when I arrived and she was available, so another wonderful massage that loosened more knotted up areas. This was followed up with a similar flip, BJ, her on top, laid back, and finishing me with an uncovered HJ and prostate stimulation. The whole experience was so good, I was shaking during and after.