Massage Parlor Reports

[Nohassles]

This is a great report. Thanks for posting. I'm often looking for a non AMP provider and, as you know, they are hard to find. I'm sending you a pm about one of them.

NH.

1. https://orlando.rubratings.com/207363?layout=list.

Princess Charming. Wants half deposit up front via cashapp because she's under a "company agent. " This is only to confirm your appointment, mind you. But don't worry, she assures you, she'll show up. Blah blah blah.

2. https://orlando.rubratings.com/152879.

Been reviewed by some who like her. I showed up and it was not her in the pics. Show me a flat-bellied girl in your pics and while that may not be your pic, you better be a flat-bellied girl. The girl I saw was pudgy in the tummy, and I declined. Not unattractive, but I'm not spending significant one on someone who is "meh. ".

3. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/2083663.

Also been reviewed by others. I actually thought this might be the girl's real pic. Not so much. Chubby Cuban girl, dark hair, very heavy down below. I declined. Actually, I tried to see her the same day as I saw "flat-bellied" girl (above), so that day was a total bust. And not in a good way.

4. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/1795759.

Not the girl in the pics, but a pretty girl nonetheless. Nice rack. Man-made. Nice rate (120 hhr). I saw her and would go back. You do have to wait until someone drives out of her gated community, but that isn't a big issue. Lots of people coming and going. English isn't great and she'll give you the wrong building number to check you out. But again, I'd repeat.

5. https://orlando.rubratings.com/145642.

Reasonably attractive. Lackluster performance for me. Some have reviewed her well. Pretty enough that I went through with it, but not good enough to repeat.

6. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/1352347.

Deziah. Been reviewed a million times, including by me. Does indulge dominatrix fetish. Truly does get wet when she plays that roll. Very nice, tight body. Always presents well. Fake eyelashes, nice eye makeup. Takes the time and values the quality of her service. If she ever did full service for, say, $250, I'd go broke. As it is, a nice option for a hhr back rub with a very hot woman. Full service rates are out of bounds for me.

[C Fombarlet]

1. https://orlando.rubratings.com/207363?layout=list.

Princess Charming. Wants half deposit up front via cashapp because she's under a "company agent. " This is only to confirm your appointment, mind you. But don't worry, she assures you, she'll show up. Blah blah blah.

2. https://orlando.rubratings.com/152879.

Been reviewed by some who like her. I showed up and it was not her in the pics. Show me a flat-bellied girl in your pics and while that may not be your pic, you better be a flat-bellied girl. The girl I saw was pudgy in the tummy, and I declined. Not unattractive, but I'm not spending significant one on someone who is "meh. ".

3. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/2083663.

Also been reviewed by others. I actually thought this might be the girl's real pic. Not so much. Chubby Cuban girl, dark hair, very heavy down below. I declined. Actually, I tried to see her the same day as I saw "flat-bellied" girl (above), so that day was a total bust. And not in a good way.

4. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/1795759.

Not the girl in the pics, but a pretty girl nonetheless. Nice rack. Man-made. Nice rate (120 hhr). I saw her and would go back. You do have to wait until someone drives out of her gated community, but that isn't a big issue. Lots of people coming and going. English isn't great and she'll give you the wrong building number to check you out. But again, I'd repeat.

5. https://orlando.rubratings.com/145642.

Reasonably attractive. Lackluster performance for me. Some have reviewed her well. Pretty enough that I went through with it, but not good enough to repeat.

6. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/1352347.

Deziah. Been reviewed a million times, including by me. Does indulge dominatrix fetish. Truly does get wet when she plays that roll. Very nice, tight body. Always presents well. Fake eyelashes, nice eye makeup. Takes the time and values the quality of her service. If she ever did full service for, say, $250, I'd go broke. As it is, a nice option for a hhr back rub with a very hot woman. Full service rates are out of bounds for me.

[Batman6969]

So I stopped by MC in a dream and in my dream it was busy. Jessica came in my room, she is beautiful, lean, and a pair of lovely C cups. She gave me a nice TS and rubbed her soapy tits, ass, and kitty all over my body. In the room she gave me a light kiss and amazing dtbbbj. Then I daty while I held onto those lovely tits and watched the expression on her face when she came. She looks so pretty when she comes and then I pounded her hard in Mish and enjoyed her moaning and tits flopping about until I filled the bag. I woke up from my dream with a new AMP ATF I feel.

I saw Jessica this morning and she is awesome. Had a great time with her and I would definitely repeat. We pretty much covered the alphabet.

[LargeProf]

Tell us about Karen. Seems like it will be a fun story.

Karen works out of her home.

Her advertisement consists of a jacuzzi.

Her home is not a good neighborhood.

The jacuzzi and work station is in her garage.

Her massage sucks. She just slaps lotion on you.

She gave no signs of HE. She probably does give it on the second or third visit.

But I should have left as soon as I arrived to her house.

[JayJayTwo]

Will be in Orlando in a few weeks. Can someone post a list of some of the better Spa options? All of these reviews use abbreviations like "MC" but this isn't helping me. Thanks very much!

The bible, as written by Dr Willy:

This thread, being VERY highly active, tends to bury this kind of info way back in the weeds quickly. In the interest of Community Service, I'll attempt to summarize some of the details that newer readers may struggle to run down while reading all the 'short-hand' and acronyms that tend to be used here. We're also limited by board restrictions that do not permit addresses and phone numbers, so land-marks and distances need to be used to describe a location. Below is some information on what most of us would consider the 5 Top-Tier AMPs in the area + a couple of places that have suffered reduced reputation, yet still worthy of consideration and discussion. There are MANY other AMPs not referenced below that offer a wide range of services and pricing, but these that follow seem to get most of the discussion here.

NDS, KMS, and King Spa:

At the commonly owned group of AMPs known as "NDS", or New Day Spa (on the north side of Sand Lake Road DIRECTLY across from the Chili's Restaurant by Florida Mall), "KMS", or Kissimmee Massage Spa (on the east side of John Young Parkway about 1000 feet south of West Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy, aka US192), and "KS", or King Spa (on the north side of East Colonial Drive about 500 feet east of Dean Road), the typical DAMAGE is 80 to the house and 160 tip for 1 hour. They quote the 45 minute rate at 70 to the house, which is not enough savings for me to have ever bothered to test the tip rate, but I would think it should be at least 10 less. There are several reports of customers paying 200 total and I'm guessing that may be the 30 minute rate for those inclined to shoot and run. One factor regarding NDS/KMS/KS, is that all their girls seem VERY well trained to closely follow the same standard service level protocol, which can only be described as wildly hedonistic nymphomania. NDS is in a strip shopping center facing Sand Lake Road, KMS is in a smallish multi-tenent building next to a Chiropractic practice and an Orthodondist, and King is in a small multi-tenent building between a burned down auto-shop and a barber shop with parking in the rear (rear entrance at far left and adequately marked).

MC:

The AMP "MC", or Massage Connection (on the east side of Semoran Blvd about 750 feet south of East Colonial Drive) usually LIMITS clients to their 45 minute session for a FULLY-PAID-UP-FRONT-AT-THE-WINDOW-BEFORE-YOU-EVER-GET-PAST-THE-LOBBY of 200 (shoved through a little curtained window in the lobby), which includes the house+tip fees (break down would be 60+140). If they're not busy (which is rare) and you ASK for an hour, you may be granted that opportunity, for which you would be expected to shove a full 240 (80+160) through the little curtained window in the lobby. MC is operated by the very pretty Keiko (or Kiko), who will occasionally offer her services for massage, however, many reports indicate she is, while very pretty, not the most enthusiastic provider and does NOT perform the B2B soapy slide in the Table Shower, among other limitations. Keiko formerly operated "BO" (Blue Ocean Spa ... see below) around the corner and went by the name Snow while there, however, BO was sold off to new owners following the Great Kraft Debacle, and Snow/Keiko popped up a few months later at MC. Keiko also does a very good job of assuring all of their girls are VERY well trained to follow the standard service level protocol, which matches the wildly hedonistic nymphomania noted above. One bit of heads-up is that, if you are offered "NEW Girl, just arrived", she may NOT be as well versed in that protocol and the expereince MAY be less exhilerating, so try those offerings at your own risk and report any deficiencies to Keiko on your way out (as well as here). MC is in a very small strip shoping center between a Tuxedo shop and an auto Speed Shop with parking also available in the rear. MC seems to pretty consistently run an add in SkipTheGames in the "Orlando/Massage or Massage Studio" section usually under the Subject Line "100% WILD Girls__Asians". This link won't last forever, but here's a current ad https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...s/892222116499

U-Massage:

The AMP U-Massage (on the north side of Vineland Road about 500 feet west of South Kirkman Road in a nice shopping plaza) is also 80 to the house and tipping is reportedly as low as 140, but I always go 160 because SOME girls will ask for that and I just don't want any discussion on the matter. Services are a bit more variable here, with some girls providing the same experience as those at NDS/KMS/KS and MC, while others seem to not quite measure up.

BO:

The AMP "BO", or Blue Ocean (on the north side of East Colonial Drive less than a mile west of Semoran Blvd, and RIGHT next to the persnickety people in the prominently labeled Geico office) was formerly owned/run by the OTHER fine folks now operating "MC", but the new "BO" doesn't QUITE seem to be living up to the former standards, although they are now sporting a staff including Caucasians and Latina's (Brazilian, Columbian, even Portuguese). With no Asian girls on their rotation, this would be a place for customers with a taste for alternate cuisine, and pricing should be same/similar to those noted above. If you go here, DO NOT PARK ANYWHERE NEAR THE FRONT OF THE GEICO BULIDING NEXT DOOR, as the morality police that work inside will try to have your car towed. Blue Ocean seems to consistently run an add in SkipTheGames in the "Orlando/Massage or Massage Studio" section usually under the Subject Line "Young Colombian, Brazilian, Latina & White girls". This link won't last forever, but here's a current ad https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...i/708680308955

GG:

The AMP "GG", or Golden Gate (on the east side of Semoran Blvd about 1500 feet south East Colonial Drive, and just south of the previously mentioned "MC") was formerly owned/run by the fine folks now operating NDS/KMS/KS, but the new/current operators also don't seem to be able to QUITE live up to the former standards. Pricing here should be same/similar to those noted above. Parking can also be dicy (RIGHT by the curb or crowded out back).

[BKoobs]

Two cans of diet coke stacked atop one another are "taller than Mickey". It may be close, but I'm pretty sure the coke cans would win out. She's definitely a cutie and very enthusiastic. I still long for Nei Nei's return, but Keiko has told me she's still in back in China.

I miss Nei Nei too.

[MasterDiver]

Tifton is good but is no Pandora Tiffany is very beautiful looks you in the eyes and she's giving a blow job but not as wild as Pandora and Pandora actually preferred it up the ass Pandora more of a woman. Never got a chance to direct Pandora she took charge and it was amazing but Tiff younger and she's more beautiful but pandora a woman, both a good fuck.

[Redfish11]

I am looking for an old friend Patricia. I used to see her when I lived in Olando. I am heading over that way and would love to see if she is still around. If anyone has some digits they can share please DM me. And yes the gilf from ihop LOL.

[ForestGreen213]

So I stopped by MC in a dream and in my dream it was busy. Jessica came in my room, she is beautiful, lean, and a pair of lovely C cups. She gave me a nice TS and rubbed her soapy tits, ass, and kitty all over my body. In the room she gave me a light kiss and amazing dtbbbj. Then I daty while I held onto those lovely tits and watched the expression on her face when she came. She looks so pretty when she comes and then I pounded her hard in Mish and enjoyed her moaning and tits flopping about until I filled the bag. I woke up from my dream with a new AMP ATF I feel.

[PharmHobby]

Will be in Orlando in a few weeks. Can someone post a list of some of the better Spa options? All of these reviews use abbreviations like "MC" but this isn't helping me. Thanks very much!

[Dr Willy]

I think everyone at MC is taller than Micky. LOL.

Micky is beautiful and my ATF there. I cannot wait to get back to Orlando to see her.

Two cans of diet coke stacked atop one another are "taller than Mickey". It may be close, but I'm pretty sure the coke cans would win out. She's definitely a cutie and very enthusiastic. I still long for Nei Nei's return, but Keiko has told me she's still in back in China.

[Don1990]

Not sure what happened to Golden. It's not as bad as previously said, but it's still a far cry from my visits last winter. It was kind of weird. No more Monica, no one even seemed to know who I was asking about. I got Kiki, who I must say was pretty sexy, I'd rank her at a 7. 5 among the dozen or so Orlando AMP girls I've seen. 80 to the house for an hr. After a little foreplay, I gave her 200 mario coins & thought that'd be the end of it as it is high for most places. Not sure what her plan was, but I had to ask for a TS. More play after TS (no slide), then she asked for 100 more mario coins for FS. I know a lot of guys would've had a fit right then, but as I've said, I'm non-confrontational & was thinking with my swollen head at that point. We proceeded as agreed, then a clean up, then she played with me a little more. No massage. Turned out to be a ploy just to get me worked up again & I can't believe she had the nerve to ask me for 150 more mario coins for round two. I said no as I had outsmarted myself & didn't take in more than I was prepared to lose. Her mask stayed on the whole time except for BBBJ. I don't need scolded, berated, or lectured, I know I spent too much, happens to all of us at some point or another, but hey, I TOFTT so you'd know what's up. Hopefully they'll figure out this is not competitive with the other places.

These things happen I'm glad you said no and got out of there before she milked you for 500 even thou you was close.

[ArtWater]

Not sure what happened to Golden. It's not as bad as previously said, but it's still a far cry from my visits last winter. It was kind of weird. No more Monica, no one even seemed to know who I was asking about. I got Kiki, who I must say was pretty sexy, I'd rank her at a 7. 5 among the dozen or so Orlando AMP girls I've seen. 80 to the house for an hr. After a little foreplay, I gave her 200 mario coins & thought that'd be the end of it as it is high for most places. Not sure what her plan was, but I had to ask for a TS. More play after TS (no slide), then she asked for 100 more mario coins for FS. I know a lot of guys would've had a fit right then, but as I've said, I'm non-confrontational & was thinking with my swollen head at that point. We proceeded as agreed, then a clean up, then she played with me a little more. No massage. Turned out to be a ploy just to get me worked up again & I can't believe she had the nerve to ask me for 150 more mario coins for round two. I said no as I had outsmarted myself & didn't take in more than I was prepared to lose. Her mask stayed on the whole time except for BBBJ. I don't need scolded, berated, or lectured, I know I spent too much, happens to all of us at some point or another, but hey, I TOFTT so you'd know what's up. Hopefully they'll figure out this is not competitive with the other places.

[Adiomans]

Went a couple weeks back, paid for half hour. Led to room and told to get undressed. Cute younger girl comes in not too much later and gives a decent massage. Points at junior on the flip and says "you want?" Of course I say yes. Standard handshake, nothing mind-blowing. Would go again if just in the mood for a good old HE.

[OrlandoOdi]

Finally stopped lurking here and took the much heeded advice given to visit King and see Tiffany. She is gorgeous and sexy. Totally makes you feel like the king while she is with you. Going to go back and try a double, or just Monica next time. Birthday is coming up and a double has been lacking for some time now!