EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Walker333** · 01-08-21 14:40

Although I agree with everything that has been said below, IMHO, euro prices are higher then asians because there are hundreds AMP per one EMP. Slightly similar to Chinese vs French, for instance, restaurants.

**Call Me Slappy** · 01-08-21 11:28

Originally Posted by ItsHowdyDoody [View Original Post]

Not every monger is going to get the same service as the other in Euroville. They do choose a bit, so they are not for everyone.

This right here. You will see reports of mongers who struck out with a certain MT while others got their pipes cleaned.

And don't be surprised if it takes 2-3 sessions before any fun is had. Like others said, show up showered, be polite, don't assume.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 01-07-21 15:09

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.

For newbies, Datsurman makes a fair point for walk-ins but not for advance appointments. I have two legit therapists in my rotation and it totally sucks for them if someone books an hour and ghosts. That's time and money they'll never get back through no fault of thier own. Almost all legit therapists require drapes, so walking out of a legit therapist's office because you want to go drapeless is like ordering dinner at a Chinese restaurant and running out before your food arrives because you suddenly decide to get pizza. If you roll the dice and book an advance appointment with a provider you don't know (RTFF to avoid this problem in the first place) then you should just TOFFT, enjoy the massage, and report back. Guys can usually tell you if a 2nd visit will be productive or not. Thanks to Uncle LEO it doesn't always help to ask in advance because even monger-friendly Euro therapists will generally say drapes are required to avoid suspicion. But if you really want to save time and moneythen make the call, explain your draping preferences and go from there.

**ItsHowdyDoody** · 01-07-21 11:26

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.

Treat it like you would a date also, shower, shave, etc. Euros, while some may come in this section and ask "what's the big deal, so what, Asians are cheaper, etc." there is a reason they want a Euro, and that this section exists. They are prettier, imo, and also, selective. Not every monger is going to get the same service as the other in Euroville. They do choose a bit, so they are not for everyone.

**Datsurman** · 01-06-21 14:52

I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

This post is for new mongers who are interested in massage. I've received some PMs asking for protocol etc. If you text the therapist, be professional. Don't ask a lot of questions. Keep the text simple and short such as: "hello my name is TheWimp, I would like to book a one hour appt with you on Friday at 9 am, are you available?" Then, wait for a response. They may ask where you saw their ad or how you received their cell phone. If they ask what type of massage, if you are looking for relaxation (aka standard ending) mention light touch. Any non legit therapist knows what light touch means. However, any legit massage therapist might understand this to mean "swedish".

Once you book appointment, arrive on time, arrive clean be friendly. It helps of you ask to use the restroom before the session. The therapist should walk you to the room, they may tell you to undress to your comfort level and confirm the time of session. If you undress fully and go under the sheets, make sure the sheet is loose and pulled down so some of your ass is exposed. If its a legit therapist, she will pull the sheet up tightly and drape you. If that happens, forget about getting standard ending and just enjoy the legit massage. If the therapist leaves the sheet where you left it, its a great sign for more to come. As you gain experience in this hobby, you will eventually not use a sheet and when the therapist walks in, she won't care that your completely nude and uncovered. Remember, there is not one legit therapist that will perform a massage on you without proper draping.

**TheWimp** · 01-05-21 23:57

This post is for new mongers who are interested in massage. I've received some PMs asking for protocol etc. If you text the therapist, be professional. Don't ask a lot of questions. Keep the text simple and short such as: "hello my name is TheWimp, I would like to book a one hour appt with you on Friday at 9 am, are you available?" Then, wait for a response. They may ask where you saw their ad or how you received their cell phone. If they ask what type of massage, if you are looking for relaxation (aka standard ending) mention light touch. Any non legit therapist knows what light touch means. However, any legit massage therapist might understand this to mean "swedish".

Once you book appointment, arrive on time, arrive clean be friendly. It helps of you ask to use the restroom before the session. The therapist should walk you to the room, they may tell you to undress to your comfort level and confirm the time of session. If you undress fully and go under the sheets, make sure the sheet is loose and pulled down so some of your ass is exposed. If its a legit therapist, she will pull the sheet up tightly and drape you. If that happens, forget about getting standard ending and just enjoy the legit massage. If the therapist leaves the sheet where you left it, its a great sign for more to come. As you gain experience in this hobby, you will eventually not use a sheet and when the therapist walks in, she won't care that your completely nude and uncovered. Remember, there is not one legit therapist that will perform a massage on you without proper draping.

I'm going to fast forward. The massage begins with you on stomach. They massage back, then they may move to legs. When they massage your thighs, feel how high they get on your thigh. The higher, the better! Make sure you spread legs a bit. This is a informal sign that you would like their hands higher. You can even raise up a bit (but that is more for an experienced monger). As the massage continues, they will have you turn over. Be hard! A legit therapist will take the sheet up to her eyes and not look at you turn over. A non legit therapist will ask you to turn over and not care of you are exposed. If you see this, bingo, you are making progress to a standard ending.

The therapist will continue the massage, fret, legs, thighs. Experience mongers will place their hand on her ass as she gets closer to your stomach. A non legit therapist will welcome this. A legit therapist will either move your hand back under sheets, or tell you she will end the session. Be polite and respect their decisions. If she allows you to touch her ass, then the session will end as diy or standard ending.

There is no need to ask for a menu. There is no need to discuss tips. Let them initiate the conversation. From my experience, the euros I've seen do not quote prices ahead of time. They know that I will tip accordingly (40-60 bucks). My tip depends on how I feel. If I am working for more, I tip more so the next time I see the Euro, I get more. This all depends on how much you want to spend. I'm in this hobby for myself. I don't care about standard tips etc. But the majority of my visits I tip 50 bucks.

Everything I wrote above is from my experience. Everyone on this site may differ. However, the basic details above get my needs met 90% of the time with Euros. AMPs is a complete joke as the odds of success are 100% for any normal man. There is more to this hobby but like you reading this, I'm bored. Again, this post is meant for the Euro rookies interested in a standard finish.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 01-05-21 18:47

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.

Ok, I heard the answer to my question is "no". The two therapists at Lux are mid-40's. Thanks guys.

**JamesTChicago** · 01-05-21 15:46

Any intel on this place? Location rates? Which girls to see? Thanks everyone. Pms are fine. Will report back.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/204399

**ZzTopSterZz** · 01-05-21 15:00

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.

**KiwiEater48** · 01-05-21 14:56

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

Also Refresh. See the Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove thread for more details. It's under Illinois / other areas.

**DLover64** · 01-04-21 20:38

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Isn't Anna the same as Natalya? She was Anna at Power of Touch 4-5 years back.

Good question. Nataliya was Anna. When she came here she decided to go by that name since Anna drew too many people thinking it was the legend Anna. The legend Anna ended up in some psychiatric hospital for a while then no one knows.

**TheWimp** · 01-04-21 20:30

Originally Posted by Pupsnu [View Original Post]

Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

**Pupsnu** · 01-04-21 13:15

Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.

**TheWimp** · 12-31-20 13:03

Originally Posted by AngelBravo [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.

PM me if you would like info. I have written about her in previous posts. She is average looking but for the money provides a perfect experience. She is a very nice person so will only provide info via PM.

**AngelBravo** · 12-30-20 15:10

Originally Posted by DLover64 [View Original Post]

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.