Massage Parlor Reports

**Area Gentleman** · 01-05-21 16:34

Sorry if this is a lame question, but I've gone to AMPs at advertised opening time and it's different. I went to MC recently (review soon) at 10 am as posted on web link thinking I might be first up, but on the door it said opens at 9:30 so had to wait. No big deal but I need my 1 hour prep before getting to NDS so that's why I'm asking. Don't know if calling would yield accurate info plus my hobby phone is down. Thank you!

-AG.

**Bertil** · 01-05-21 15:05

I tried hooking up with the girl Alan76 just reported on but she was busy. You will most likely have to make an appointment a day out with this one. I will definitely visit her when time permits do to her reviews.

Anyway I ended at NDS in the evening and I was hopeful to get in without a wait. I go in and pay the fee and the gal tells me to wait in the room for about 20 minutes because there are 4 girls that are all busy. While she is telling me this another monger walks in and she leaves me alone. When she comes back I told her to give me my money back and then I left. They are so busy that they don't even care LOL. What is a good time to go when it's not so busy? Afterwards I went straight down the strip mall to the other massage parlor at the other end. Older momma sans working there and I decided to only get a massage because I was stiff from all the driving that day. The massage was good. No extras here just a standard HE. I asked her if she would at least suck on it for a short time and she said they don't do any of that and to go down the strip mall to NDS LOL. Very friendly though and would go back for just a regular massage.

**Alan76** · 01-05-21 13:02

https://orlando.rubratings.com/207725

Went for a one hour session with this lady. Works with her significant other and they advertise a 4 hand experience as well. They are based out of Chicago and go all over the country. I chose the option with her only. Very good communications (when I saw her last week she was located in the Universal Studios area but has since moved to Altamonte Springs). She set up 50 candles (no kidding) in the massage area, so made a lot of effort. Pictures are accurate. She probably weighs a 100 lbs, if that. She seems to be professionally trained and gave a great massage. Ended with a HE with her top off. Some limited roaming. She did say that she offers more options on subsequent visits. Total damage was 160. Well worth the time. Will definitely repeat if she comes back to the Universal area.

**Big In Japan** · 01-05-21 11:58

Originally Posted by Tatertot1 [View Original Post]

I really enjoy reading Big in Japan reviews, I think they are well written and belong in a magazine forum but lets be honest, it is clear he is a walking advertisement for NDS & King. Again, nothing negative about either of these places and Big in Japan seems to be a good guy but is obviously very Bias.

Thank you but very biased? I consider myself to be a fairly straight shooter on these forums. Admittedly, I have been mostly writing about NDS and King these days. That's because as of late I have only been to NDS and King. They have given me the best service, my all time favorite girl works there, and as a result these are the establishments I frequent the most. If they let me down, I'll report all the gory details about that and take my business elsewhere. Otherwise, I'll continue to be a loyal patron. What can I say? I'm a passionate fan. Apologies in advance for any perceived bias in my posts.

**Tatertot1** · 01-05-21 11:01

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

I completely agree with your statement, I think it is important to know what your getting before you go and that is the real purpose to this forum. I really enjoy reading Big in Japan reviews, I think they are well written and belong in a magazine forum but lets be honest, it is clear he is a walking advertisement for NDS & King. Again, nothing negative about either of these places and Big in Japan seems to be a good guy but is obviously very Bias. Most of the girls have had lots of plastic surgery from lipo, face reconstruction to breast enchantments but they seem to be very content with having a very flat ass. None of these girls compare to a Latin girl in the Ass department.

**OrlandoMcKoy** · 01-05-21 10:56

Lolol.

Thanks guys. Both of you explained it for me.

I just kept reading about how nice their assess were and I figured I'd ask before I went and was disappointed. That's all. It's happened before.

It is curious they only enhance their chest and not their butt.

I'll pass for now then though, appreciate you guys and the info.

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

You are exactly right.

**WestcoastRydah** · 01-05-21 10:15

Originally Posted by Rudiger [View Original Post]

Asian women typically don't have an ass, at all. Same with tits (at least natural, non-man-made ones). Oddly, although they'll pay to get a boob job, they won't have their asses enhanced. Even when they put on weight, their bodies tend to be completely straight and cylindrical (for lack of a better way to describe their physique).

You are exactly right.

**KenAdams3141** · 01-05-21 09:15

Originally Posted by AreaGentleman [View Original Post]

In reading recent posts, it sounds like Tiffany and Mona are at NDS this week. Does anyone know if that's the case? I would like to see Tiffany (first time) in the next few days. Thanks!

-AG.

I can confirm Tiffany is at NDS but I didn't see Mona. Just call to see who's working.

**Area Gentleman** · 01-05-21 08:41

In reading recent posts, it sounds like Tiffany and Mona are at NDS this week. Does anyone know if that's the case? I would like to see Tiffany (first time) in the next few days. Thanks!

-AG.

**Rudiger** · 01-05-21 08:29

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

Asian women typically don't have an ass, at all. Same with tits (at least natural, non-man-made ones). Oddly, although they'll pay to get a boob job, they won't have their asses enhanced. Even when they put on weight, their bodies tend to be completely straight and cylindrical (for lack of a better way to describe their physique).

**WestcoastRydah** · 01-05-21 02:33

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Oh I dunno, I think both of their butts are cute and quite a bit nicer than the *typical* AMP girl butt.

For a nice healthy backside, I'd pick Mona. A voluptuous beauty, she's stacked on top and bottom.

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

**Hapkido1947** · 01-04-21 21:17

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I suggest everybody write this down (it's a Can't-Miss strategy):

When asked by the Mamasan or manager at an AMP if you've ever been there before, it's risky to LIE and tell them you HAVE, when you have NOT. While you may be able to name a few girls on their staff, to pass the quiz-question of "who have you seen before", you may run into an awkward situation where they have some other check system to test your familiarity, or (worst case) you may tell the girl that greets you that you've seen "Suzy" before without realizing that you're TALKING TO SUZY at that very moment (unless it's an older Mamasan type).

The very BEST response to the question of "have you been here before" (when you have NOT) is to say exactly THIS: "No, not here, because I usually go to <nearby competitor>, but a buddy recommended this place might be better."

For example, if you're standing in Massage Connection, tell them you're a regular at King or Blue Ocean (nearby well-known competitors), or if you're standing in King, tell them you're a regular at Massage Connection. This gives you a number of advantages: You've established that you're an experienced hobbyist and know how "things work", and, more importantly, you've given the AMP an "opportunity" to out-perform their competition to permanently win your ongoing business. The obvious upside to this is that you may be treated VERY well while they're trying to steal your business from their competitor... and the hottest local Orlando AMP's operate as very very competitive businesses (i.e. trying to "out-do" that place down the street or across town). Telling them you're from out of town only tells them you are probably NOT a repeat customer and can be dispensed with as expeditiously as possible (rushed).

That's my 2 cents.

I always use this statement to all my visits to new places.

**Big In Japan** · 01-04-21 15:41

Originally Posted by OrlandoMcKoy [View Original Post]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

NEITHER. They both have a typical AMP girl butts.

Oh I dunno, I think both of their butts are cute and quite a bit nicer than the *typical* AMP girl butt.

For a nice healthy backside, I'd pick Mona. A voluptuous beauty, she's stacked on top and bottom.

**FlaWill** · 01-04-21 14:37

With my UTR regular provider away for the holidays I decided to try NDS the day before yesterday. I haven't been there in a great while but knew it would be a good visit. I'm always hesitant to hit NDS or MC because of the attention they get occasionally. I park over at the FL Mall and walk the block. I've heard of a few getting stopped on their way out, the short walk avoids that issue of a "traffic" stop.

A "good visit" is a far inadequate description. I met Tiffany for the first time and the visit was phenomenal! She's cute, young, very flirty, and has the most amazing body, a body that matches her amazing personality. Everything was incredible, the shower fun, her quick massage, everything, including the follow on fun. Recommend opting for the hour and it will certainly be over before you know it.

**WestcoastRydah** · 01-04-21 14:24

Originally Posted by OrlandoMcKoy [View Original Post]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

NEITHER. They both have a typical AMP girl butts.