Massage Parlor Reports

[Tatertot1]

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

I completely agree with your statement, I think it is important to know what your getting before you go and that is the real purpose to this forum. I really enjoy reading Big in Japan reviews, I think they are well written and belong in a magazine forum but lets be honest, it is clear he is a walking advertisement for NDS & King. Again, nothing negative about either of these places and Big in Japan seems to be a good guy but is obviously very Bias. Most of the girls have had lots of plastic surgery from lipo, face reconstruction to breast enchantments but they seem to be very content with having a very flat ass. None of these girls compare to a Latin girl in the Ass department.

[OrlandoMcKoy]

Lolol.

Thanks guys. Both of you explained it for me.

I just kept reading about how nice their assess were and I figured I'd ask before I went and was disappointed. That's all. It's happened before.

It is curious they only enhance their chest and not their butt.

I'll pass for now then though, appreciate you guys and the info.

You are exactly right.

[WestcoastRydah]

Asian women typically don't have an ass, at all. Same with tits (at least natural, non-man-made ones). Oddly, although they'll pay to get a boob job, they won't have their asses enhanced. Even when they put on weight, their bodies tend to be completely straight and cylindrical (for lack of a better way to describe their physique).

You are exactly right.

[KenAdams3141]

In reading recent posts, it sounds like Tiffany and Mona are at NDS this week. Does anyone know if that's the case? I would like to see Tiffany (first time) in the next few days. Thanks!

-AG.

I can confirm Tiffany is at NDS but I didn't see Mona. Just call to see who's working.

[Area Gentleman]

In reading recent posts, it sounds like Tiffany and Mona are at NDS this week. Does anyone know if that's the case? I would like to see Tiffany (first time) in the next few days. Thanks!

-AG.

[Rudiger]

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

Asian women typically don't have an ass, at all. Same with tits (at least natural, non-man-made ones). Oddly, although they'll pay to get a boob job, they won't have their asses enhanced. Even when they put on weight, their bodies tend to be completely straight and cylindrical (for lack of a better way to describe their physique).

[WestcoastRydah]

Oh I dunno, I think both of their butts are cute and quite a bit nicer than the *typical* AMP girl butt.

For a nice healthy backside, I'd pick Mona. A voluptuous beauty, she's stacked on top and bottom.

No sir, I beg to differ, they have nice butts for AMP girls, but, they are nothing like what he's asking for. He's asking for a butt like a Puerto Rican girl and none of them have that. Don't get confused that they have nice backsides just because you see them naked, if you were to see them in clothes their butts would be flat and nonexistent. You mentioned Mona, even though she is one of the best in Orlando and she may be the healthiest of them all, her butt is pretty flat also. Mona has one of the better body's of them all, she actually has some meat on her bones, but, she isn't as curvy as guys like to say she is, when I think of curvy I think of a smaller waist and hips that are wider than the waist, all of these girls are pretty much straight up and down. If you lay them all on their stomachs you can draw a straight line from their backs to their feet, there's no 'bump' or 'hump' where their ass is.

I'm not knocking anybody for what they like, but, this forum is about helping each other and I know myself and a few others that go to some of these places based on the reviews and there's nothing worse than expecting to see something a monger claimed was a great cute ass, or D-cup tits and you get there and it's nothing of the sort. We need to be as accurate as possible with our reviews so our fellow mongers won't waste time and money looking for something that clearly isn't there.

[Hapkido1947]

I suggest everybody write this down (it's a Can't-Miss strategy):

When asked by the Mamasan or manager at an AMP if you've ever been there before, it's risky to LIE and tell them you HAVE, when you have NOT. While you may be able to name a few girls on their staff, to pass the quiz-question of "who have you seen before", you may run into an awkward situation where they have some other check system to test your familiarity, or (worst case) you may tell the girl that greets you that you've seen "Suzy" before without realizing that you're TALKING TO SUZY at that very moment (unless it's an older Mamasan type).

The very BEST response to the question of "have you been here before" (when you have NOT) is to say exactly THIS: "No, not here, because I usually go to <nearby competitor>, but a buddy recommended this place might be better."

For example, if you're standing in Massage Connection, tell them you're a regular at King or Blue Ocean (nearby well-known competitors), or if you're standing in King, tell them you're a regular at Massage Connection. This gives you a number of advantages: You've established that you're an experienced hobbyist and know how "things work", and, more importantly, you've given the AMP an "opportunity" to out-perform their competition to permanently win your ongoing business. The obvious upside to this is that you may be treated VERY well while they're trying to steal your business from their competitor... and the hottest local Orlando AMP's operate as very very competitive businesses (i.e. trying to "out-do" that place down the street or across town). Telling them you're from out of town only tells them you are probably NOT a repeat customer and can be dispensed with as expeditiously as possible (rushed).

That's my 2 cents.

I always use this statement to all my visits to new places.

[Big In Japan]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

NEITHER. They both have a typical AMP girl butts.

Oh I dunno, I think both of their butts are cute and quite a bit nicer than the *typical* AMP girl butt.

For a nice healthy backside, I'd pick Mona. A voluptuous beauty, she's stacked on top and bottom.

[FlaWill]

With my UTR regular provider away for the holidays I decided to try NDS the day before yesterday. I haven't been there in a great while but knew it would be a good visit. I'm always hesitant to hit NDS or MC because of the attention they get occasionally. I park over at the FL Mall and walk the block. I've heard of a few getting stopped on their way out, the short walk avoids that issue of a "traffic" stop.

A "good visit" is a far inadequate description. I met Tiffany for the first time and the visit was phenomenal! She's cute, young, very flirty, and has the most amazing body, a body that matches her amazing personality. Everything was incredible, the shower fun, her quick massage, everything, including the follow on fun. Recommend opting for the hour and it will certainly be over before you know it.

[WestcoastRydah]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

NEITHER. They both have a typical AMP girl butts.

[Member #6734]

Been to MC and been a regular with NDS and King, but decided to give BO a shot. After a really great time with Mona two weeks ago, I left wishing I had just gone back to NDS or King.

I was put in a room to wait for 5-10 minutes and then the mamasan moved me to another room where I met Melanie. My first reaction was that she wasn't my cup of tea but she did have a great ass which I liked. Feeling slightly disappointed (not too much because she's still hot), she left the room as I got comfortable. She came back a few minutes later and started a massage and I stopped her and asked for TS. She went and got it ready. TS was pretty lame. No nuru and slight -very very slight- teasing. No clothes came off. Then we go back to the room and she wants to give me a pretty pointless massage. I like a good massage so I went along at first, not knowing that it was going to be so bad. Then I flip and she gives me a covered BJ. If you can call it that. I imagine she likes sucking lollipops. You know where she puts it in her mouth and just leaves it there for a while.

Now, I know some of you mongers don't want to go down on these girls but I do. Didn't get the option here. Thought that might be her saving grace. When I originally saw her, I thought to myself. Well at least I'll enjoy her bouncing that big ass on my face haha. Main event came and she didn't want to put any effort in. Wouldn't ride or anything. Only doggy. At least that's my favorite position and as I mentioned before she's got a great ass for it. So that was alright.

After a while she wanted to finish me with HJ. She gave about 2 minutes of effort and then wanted me to do it myself while she kind of laid on my chest. Could have done that at home but whatever. Super disappointing. May go back and try to see someone else but I won't see her again for sure.

[OrlandoMcKoy]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

[SMF1234]

Visited Natural Therapy for the first time in a while last week. Didn't get the name of the girl, but I was on a mission to get an actual massage with the extra being secondary. Off to the table shower we went and things got friendly right away. I've never busted in the TS but I asked her to give it a shot and she obliged. Now with that out of the way we focused on a great massage hitting all of my trouble areas. She did a great job and had me so relaxed that near the end of the hour she asked if I wanted another round. I'm not normally a double dipper but she had the magic touch. I may try this happy beginning and ending on my next visit.

Without a name this review is worthless. I'm not trying to be difficult, but c'Mon. Man, two pops is a rare thing at AMP's like Natural so additional info is greatly appreciated. You may have to go again and report back. Think you can handle it? LOL. Cheers! SMF1234.

[Big In Japan]

After 2 recent experiences at King where I paid for an hour and was rushed out after less than 30 minutes (and waited another 15), I'm thinking about taking my business to MC. While Monica / Yuki and Tiffany provide a mind blowing experience PSE, I can't stand it when they rush out of the room to greet the next monger and then don't give you the full time since they have another one of us waiting in the wings. I can overlook this once, but twice? Based upon the reviews, it sounds like you get the full 45 minutes at MC. Is this accurate?

Sorry to hear that. My experience has been the exact opposite. I always get full time at King / NDS, regardless of how busy they are. Whereas I have been rushed out the door early at MC when they are busy.