EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[TheWimp]

This post is for new mongers who are interested in massage. I've received some PMs asking for protocol etc. If you text the therapist, be professional. Don't ask a lot of questions. Keep the text simple and short such as: "hello my name is TheWimp, I would like to book a one hour appt with you on Friday at 9 am, are you available?" Then, wait for a response. They may ask where you saw their ad or how you received their cell phone. If they ask what type of massage, if you are looking for relaxation (aka standard ending) mention light touch. Any non legit therapist knows what light touch means. However, any legit massage therapist might understand this to mean "swedish".

Once you book appointment, arrive on time, arrive clean be friendly. It helps of you ask to use the restroom before the session. The therapist should walk you to the room, they may tell you to undress to your comfort level and confirm the time of session. If you undress fully and go under the sheets, make sure the sheet is loose and pulled down so some of your ass is exposed. If its a legit therapist, she will pull the sheet up tightly and drape you. If that happens, forget about getting standard ending and just enjoy the legit massage. If the therapist leaves the sheet where you left it, its a great sign for more to come. As you gain experience in this hobby, you will eventually not use a sheet and when the therapist walks in, she won't care that your completely nude and uncovered. Remember, there is not one legit therapist that will perform a massage on you without proper draping.

I'm going to fast forward. The massage begins with you on stomach. They massage back, then they may move to legs. When they massage your thighs, feel how high they get on your thigh. The higher, the better! Make sure you spread legs a bit. This is a informal sign that you would like their hands higher. You can even raise up a bit (but that is more for an experienced monger). As the massage continues, they will have you turn over. Be hard! A legit therapist will take the sheet up to her eyes and not look at you turn over. A non legit therapist will ask you to turn over and not care of you are exposed. If you see this, bingo, you are making progress to a standard ending.

The therapist will continue the massage, fret, legs, thighs. Experience mongers will place their hand on her ass as she gets closer to your stomach. A non legit therapist will welcome this. A legit therapist will either move your hand back under sheets, or tell you she will end the session. Be polite and respect their decisions. If she allows you to touch her ass, then the session will end as diy or standard ending.

There is no need to ask for a menu. There is no need to discuss tips. Let them initiate the conversation. From my experience, the euros I've seen do not quote prices ahead of time. They know that I will tip accordingly (40-60 bucks). My tip depends on how I feel. If I am working for more, I tip more so the next time I see the Euro, I get more. This all depends on how much you want to spend. I'm in this hobby for myself. I don't care about standard tips etc. But the majority of my visits I tip 50 bucks.

Everything I wrote above is from my experience. Everyone on this site may differ. However, the basic details above get my needs met 90% of the time with Euros. AMPs is a complete joke as the odds of success are 100% for any normal man. There is more to this hobby but like you reading this, I'm bored. Again, this post is meant for the Euro rookies interested in a standard finish.

[ZzTopSterZz]

The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.

Ok, I heard the answer to my question is "no". The two therapists at Lux are mid-40's. Thanks guys.

[JamesTChicago]

Any intel on this place? Location rates? Which girls to see? Thanks everyone. Pms are fine. Will report back.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/204399

[ZzTopSterZz]

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.

[KiwiEater48]

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

Also Refresh. See the Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove thread for more details. It's under Illinois / other areas.

[DLover64]

Isn't Anna the same as Natalya? She was Anna at Power of Touch 4-5 years back.

Good question. Nataliya was Anna. When she came here she decided to go by that name since Anna drew too many people thinking it was the legend Anna. The legend Anna ended up in some psychiatric hospital for a while then no one knows.

[TheWimp]

Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.

Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

[Pupsnu]

Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.

[TheWimp]

Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.

PM me if you would like info. I have written about her in previous posts. She is average looking but for the money provides a perfect experience. She is a very nice person so will only provide info via PM.

[AngelBravo]

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.

[Coachvan]

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

I agree with you, problem is all I have seen there are two Latina girls, one somewhat attractive, one not, and neither go past L1. I used to visit power of touch. Wonder what happened to that Anna.

[Truthfu11]

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

Isn't Anna the same as Natalya? She was Anna at Power of Touch 4-5 years back.

[DLover64]

Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

[Tifoil]

Any info on her?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/142044

[TheWimp]

Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.

For AMPs, I keep getting older and the therapists remain the same age "50+". AMPs provide zero challenge. Every AMP provides standard finish and more. Every AMP tip is for standard finish only is the same, they ask for 50 and settle for 40. Also, the session can be rushed as more mongers stop in to have a session. AMP use to be fun but now any AMP, you could be minutes away from being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

For Euros- the rate for 90 min is same at 110. The therapists also prefer 40-60 for standard finish. Although, the ones that I visit do not negotiate services during the session. That is a positive because its a safer route for me. The therapists are also prettier than AMP therapists. The Euros are newer to this biz and cautious. There is always a chance you walk away with nothing but a good massage by pretty Euro.

The post that I wrote where I spent close to 300 was my fault. I should have known better but I decided to take a chance. The rate actually started at 160 total (tip included) for outcall. But then I asked for another type of massage that I noticed on the website. The specific massage was 275 all in. That was a ridiculous rate for 90 min and I know better. I would never pay that much again for a rub. Its ridiculous.

Actually there is only one that I would pay that amount, Dyana. Downtown location but stopped doing the finish for me. She is beautiful and provided the best experience that I ever had from a Euro. She runs a legit biz, probably only does for her best clients. No Euro that I've seen can compare to the experiences I had with her.

From my experiences, I do tip high. I have the means to do so and don't subscribe to "set tip rates". I'm in this hobby for myself and pay what I can afford. Some Euros are really nice and I've seen outside of spas for normal activities like lunch, others are cold and its just a business for them.