Massage Parlor Reports

**WestcoastRydah** · 01-04-21 14:24

Originally Posted by OrlandoMcKoy [View Original Post]

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

NEITHER. They both have a typical AMP girl butts.

**Member #6734** · 01-04-21 13:43

Been to MC and been a regular with NDS and King, but decided to give BO a shot. After a really great time with Mona two weeks ago, I left wishing I had just gone back to NDS or King.

I was put in a room to wait for 5-10 minutes and then the mamasan moved me to another room where I met Melanie. My first reaction was that she wasn't my cup of tea but she did have a great ass which I liked. Feeling slightly disappointed (not too much because she's still hot), she left the room as I got comfortable. She came back a few minutes later and started a massage and I stopped her and asked for TS. She went and got it ready. TS was pretty lame. No nuru and slight -very very slight- teasing. No clothes came off. Then we go back to the room and she wants to give me a pretty pointless massage. I like a good massage so I went along at first, not knowing that it was going to be so bad. Then I flip and she gives me a covered BJ. If you can call it that. I imagine she likes sucking lollipops. You know where she puts it in her mouth and just leaves it there for a while.

Now, I know some of you mongers don't want to go down on these girls but I do. Didn't get the option here. Thought that might be her saving grace. When I originally saw her, I thought to myself. Well at least I'll enjoy her bouncing that big ass on my face haha. Main event came and she didn't want to put any effort in. Wouldn't ride or anything. Only doggy. At least that's my favorite position and as I mentioned before she's got a great ass for it. So that was alright.

After a while she wanted to finish me with HJ. She gave about 2 minutes of effort and then wanted me to do it myself while she kind of laid on my chest. Could have done that at home but whatever. Super disappointing. May go back and try to see someone else but I won't see her again for sure.

**OrlandoMcKoy** · 01-04-21 13:36

Haven't seen either but I like nice butts.

Which one has the nicest one? I don't mean nicest for an Asian girl, I mean which one actually has a butt like I'd see on maybe a puerto rican girl? Or do neither of them have that?

**SMF1234** · 01-04-21 13:29

Originally Posted by FloridaBen [View Original Post]

Visited Natural Therapy for the first time in a while last week. Didn't get the name of the girl, but I was on a mission to get an actual massage with the extra being secondary. Off to the table shower we went and things got friendly right away. I've never busted in the TS but I asked her to give it a shot and she obliged. Now with that out of the way we focused on a great massage hitting all of my trouble areas. She did a great job and had me so relaxed that near the end of the hour she asked if I wanted another round. I'm not normally a double dipper but she had the magic touch. I may try this happy beginning and ending on my next visit.

Without a name this review is worthless. I'm not trying to be difficult, but c'Mon. Man, two pops is a rare thing at AMP's like Natural so additional info is greatly appreciated. You may have to go again and report back. Think you can handle it? LOL. Cheers! SMF1234.

**Big In Japan** · 01-04-21 08:30

Originally Posted by OrlandoExec33 [View Original Post]

After 2 recent experiences at King where I paid for an hour and was rushed out after less than 30 minutes (and waited another 15), I'm thinking about taking my business to MC. While Monica / Yuki and Tiffany provide a mind blowing experience PSE, I can't stand it when they rush out of the room to greet the next monger and then don't give you the full time since they have another one of us waiting in the wings. I can overlook this once, but twice? Based upon the reviews, it sounds like you get the full 45 minutes at MC. Is this accurate?

Sorry to hear that. My experience has been the exact opposite. I always get full time at King / NDS, regardless of how busy they are. Whereas I have been rushed out the door early at MC when they are busy.

**Big In Japan** · 01-04-21 07:50

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

The very BEST response to the question of "have you been here before" (when you have NOT) is to say exactly THIS: "No, not here, because I usually go to <nearby competitor>, but a buddy recommended this place might be better."

Excellent strategy. I might have to give that one a shot next time I try a new place.

**Dr Willy** · 01-04-21 01:37

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by InFarmer [View Original Post]

I'll wait to see what others say but it sounds like I need to see Tiffany. Should I be honest when they ask if I've been there before?

Others may disagree but I suggest just being straight up. Tell them you're visiting from out of town and have heard great things (you can even say online) about the spa and your provider of choice.

I suggest everybody write this down (it's a Can't-Miss strategy):

When asked by the Mamasan or manager at an AMP if you've ever been there before, it's risky to LIE and tell them you HAVE, when you have NOT. While you may be able to name a few girls on their staff, to pass the quiz-question of "who have you seen before", you may run into an awkward situation where they have some other check system to test your familiarity, or (worst case) you may tell the girl that greets you that you've seen "Suzy" before without realizing that you're TALKING TO SUZY at that very moment (unless it's an older Mamasan type).

The very BEST response to the question of "have you been here before" (when you have NOT) is to say exactly THIS: "No, not here, because I usually go to <nearby competitor>, but a buddy recommended this place might be better."

For example, if you're standing in Massage Connection, tell them you're a regular at King or Blue Ocean (nearby well-known competitors), or if you're standing in King, tell them you're a regular at Massage Connection. This gives you a number of advantages: You've established that you're an experienced hobbyist and know how "things work", and, more importantly, you've given the AMP an "opportunity" to out-perform their competition to permanently win your ongoing business. The obvious upside to this is that you may be treated VERY well while they're trying to steal your business from their competitor... and the hottest local Orlando AMP's operate as very very competitive businesses (i.e. trying to "out-do" that place down the street or across town). Telling them you're from out of town only tells them you are probably NOT a repeat customer and can be dispensed with as expeditiously as possible (rushed).

That's my 2 cents.

**MPCreeper** · 01-04-21 01:03

I'm heading back down south for a few weeks. Do to the pandemic I haven't been down since June. I last saw Mona at NDS and reviewed her. Wanted to see Helen. Is she still there?

**PtHobby** · 01-03-21 23:20

Hi fellas,

Arrived at MCO around 630 pm and was in the mood for a little fun. After driving down the trail and thinking with my big head, I decided what the hell, let me try out NDS. I won't lie, I was a little confused on the exact location but after doing some research, I was able to find it without a problem. Called first just to make sure I wouldn't be waiting all night and arrived around 8 pm and was greeted by a 4'11,110 lb soaking wet yet curvey again beauty. Gorgeous. First visit and of course I was asked if I had been there before. Was honest and said no, "but a few of my friends told me to come because I live out of town" she left and began talking to a Tiffany and I guess she gave her the ok. Took me to the back and began kissing me as if I was a long lost bf. Instantly junior stood up and she proceeded to undress me and escorted me and junior to the TS. I won't lie, never had BBBJ and Nuru in the TS but I was very impressed by the way she glided with those B cups. After the TS, we proceeded back to the room where she immediately slipped on the hat. I stopped her and said my turn. Laid her on her back, and proceeded with 69 I have ever had. There wasn't a spot on our bodies that wasn't locked or sucked. After the 1st O, she stood up and begged for junior. I obliged. Went through all the positions doggy, missionary, cowgirl I could in 15 minutes. Wow does she like it rough. We agreed to finish together. Whether it was true or not, I definitely left exhausted. After a clean off, no need for a rub. I left a happy camper for $$ and 45 minutes.

**OnTheHuntinFla** · 01-03-21 22:53

Mickey is out of service for 4-5 days.

Originally Posted by AreaGentleman [View Original Post]

I'm an older guy. Who would you recommend? Candy? Mickey? Let Kiki decide? Thanks!

-AG.

**Area Gentleman** · 01-03-21 22:20

I'm an older guy. Who would you recommend? Candy? Mickey? Let Kiki decide? Thanks!

-AG.

**RonyBoy** · 01-03-21 21:53

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I will send you a PM, just saw her recently. Make sure this is the right Alexis.

What do you suggest? Is she legit? I am planning a visit and I am torn between Alexis and Heidi. (both on massage finder).

**Big In Japan** · 01-03-21 21:51

Originally Posted by ClarkSkylarK [View Original Post]

I'm new on the scene and I'm not too familiar with procedures. I've been seeing so many positive reviews about the girls at King and I'm close by so wanted to visit. How much should I bring if I just wanted to start with 30 minutes? I was thinking of bringing 150 Mario coins for a dream, would this be sufficient and what would I get? Can anyone help me with proper etiquette if I want something more than a good massage. Is it best to go at night or day? Sorry for asking questions that might have been covered already but there's just so much info to go through on these boards.

You first posted about going to King way back in October. You haven't managed to scrape together 200 for 45 minutes since then?

To give your inquiry a somewhat serious response, I do not know if 30 minutes is on the table there. You could TOFTT, bring your 150, and report back here with your results. Alternatively, Umassage on Vineland does 30 minute FS sessions but it might run you more than 150. Its not within walking distance though, so the bus fare might eat into that 150 as well. Otherwise, you’re looking at your standard jack shack.

**Bertil** · 01-03-21 21:27

Originally Posted by Mj832 [View Original Post]

I don't have the balls to have another set of balls around so I booked a solo dream with this sweet hippie lady. Nice as can be. Is the gal in the pics. Not full service but otherwise smaller menu is available. I opted for the hour full mutual touch dream for 2 bills. Nice massage, very sensual. Dreamt of happiness at the end with a slow BBBJ. Will repeat.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/207725

I was wondering about this gal but did not pull the trigger because of her husband in the ad. I figured that if her husband is probably in the house in the next room over, then there would be no fun to be had. Thanks for the review I will check her out and post a review of my experience.