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  1. #5913

    Ilsehernandez95/ liinda99 Double

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IlseHernandez95

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liinda99

    Had some extra time and funds so I decided to take a little detour after work. I saw ilse was posting and remembered that she had a fairly reasonable doubles rate so I messaged and was able to set up quickly. I made my way to their hotel and when I got to the room isle tentatively greets me and tells me Linda is in the bathroom showering.

    The first thing I notice is that Ilse's pics are 100% real. Her body is phenomenal. She's more petite in person, she’s very slim. She's about 5'4 I'd guess about 110 lbs, not much more. Perfect tits perfect ass just my type. She has braces and a Spanish accent. Linda comes out of the bathroom and she's a cutie too. About 5 ft tall and curvy. They ask me to hop in the shower which I was expecting because she has it in the menu she sent on HX. So I hop in the shower and when I get out we get started.

    Menu says DFK but both of them were avoiding the mouth instead kissing my neck and body. No biggie there I get the covid concerns and I'm not much into DFK. Linda gets on her knees and removes my towel and this is where the mood falters. They both immediately comment on my size and start talking in Spanish to each other. It was at that moment I knew neither of them were interested in taking any dick. I'm bigger than average but I'm not a foot long none the less it does impact quality of service with certain girls and it did with these two.

    They each give me mediocre bjs with no depth for about 5 min, it was mostly Linda. We then move to try doggy with ilse after about 3-5 min she says it's too much so then I try with Linda. She's much more of a trooper and we get going while isle is kissing my neck and body and I'm sucking the tits and grabbing both their asses with each hand. Eventually Linda relaxes and opens up and we're able to actually get a rhythm going and I finish. Total date was probably 20 min long. Then I throw my clothes on and head out pretty quickly.

    Definitely won't repeat. They clearly aren't for me, I could see how some could enjoy them if certain parts fit properly. But that was my first and last visit with either of them.

  2. #5912

    A UserScript For Post Attachments

    Quote Originally Posted by AmrodDR  [View Original Post]
    You're a hero, thanks!
    Glad you liked it. I made a similar script for viewing post attachments on this forum too. To install it, first install Violentmonkey. Then, visit the following link and click where it says "Raw" near the top-right. It should prompt you to install the script.

    https://gist.github.com/g-gundam/a2f...dd5b70623a4dff

  3. #5911

    HX Photo Script

    Quote Originally Posted by GG1234  [View Original Post]
    https://streamable.com/574hu8

    I wrote a little UserScript to make Humaniplex's photo galleries a lot easier to browse. Watch the video above to see it in action. If you want to install it, add a userscript manager like Violentmonkey to your browser, and then install this code.

    https://gist.github.com/g-gundam/9d7...04f8fab013e9c5
    You're a hero, thanks!

  4. #5910

    Level 5 Managing Ladies

    I recall reading, and it's known these level 5 dudes have access and control ladies accounts wanting to be wannabe managers / bookers. While browsing, I noticed a new lady ms69 Kind being released on 1/5/21, posted classified on 1/5 at 9:30 pm. Also had a level 5 network who rated her same day on 1/5 at 9:30 pm.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ms69Kind

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/bmone
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  5. #5909
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    Posts: 1223
    Quote Originally Posted by Riptide123  [View Original Post]
    Any info on any girls who have a body / tits similar to Gabbie Carter? I don't think she escorts herself, but finding a body double would definitely be my goal. Much appreciated.
    Young thin petite blonde with huge tits. That would be AthenaSunflower. She looks so much like Gabbie Carter.

    Doesn't have much BBBJ skills, but very submissive in bed and the view during cowgirl with her firm large natural perky breasts bouncing up and down is amazing.

  6. #5908
    Any info on any girls who have a body / tits similar to Gabbie Carter? I don't think she escorts herself, but finding a body double would definitely be my goal. Much appreciated.

  7. #5907

    Improved Humaniplex Photo Galleries

    https://streamable.com/574hu8

    I wrote a little UserScript to make Humaniplex's photo galleries a lot easier to browse. Watch the video above to see it in action. If you want to install it, add a userscript manager like Violentmonkey to your browser, and then install this code.

    https://gist.github.com/g-gundam/9d7...04f8fab013e9c5

  8. #5906
    Quote Originally Posted by BikiniFan  [View Original Post]
    I crossed paths with her prior to the apocalypse while I was leaving their place and she was returning from walking the dogs. She was looking pretty good.
    I just looked up pictures of her now. I'm not a fan of what she did to her face or chest. I think she looked much better pre-boob job when all she was was just overly bronzed up. I prefer a more natural look, but that's just my preference.

  9. #5905
    Quote Originally Posted by JCheese2  [View Original Post]
    Tried messaging twice and not response back any tips?
    They like guys with a network, and don't always respond if fully booked even to those of us who might (may be) considered regulars.

    Keep trying, maybe with a different girl.

    They are worth the effort.

  10. #5904

    QoD

    Tried messaging twice and not response back any tips?

  11. #5903
    Quote Originally Posted by JapDude69  [View Original Post]
    Man, it's been years since I saw Dahlia. Saw her twice in the past. Both times she got off from watching her own porn vids. If I remember correctly, she got the job done, but it was nowhere close to my top experiences.
    I crossed paths with her prior to the apocalypse while I was leaving their place and she was returning from walking the dogs. She was looking pretty good.

  12. #5902
    I'm a troll if you don't put me on your ignore list then you want to read my stuff.


    Posts: 2612
    Quote Originally Posted by Santooki  [View Original Post]
    Giselle is a little more demur personality wise while Ashton is a little better communicatively. Giselle takes it on the exotic scale if you're interested in the Moroccan background and the gorgeous eyes. Ashton is all American. Looks wise pics are accurate so that's totally up your preference.
    Thank you!

    I am exercising and building up the physique for date nights. There were slim pickins over New Year's. Suddenly, there's a plethora of good fashion LA ladies pussy.

    Good times!

    Squirrel, went with Mikka!

    Next, I need a Thai massage. Or, a porn star FBSM.

    Time to make fuck you real.
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  13. #5901
    Quote Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer  [View Original Post]
    Speaking of QOD, does anyone see Dahlia frequently? It's been two years since she posted a pic of herself on HX in her one free album. I couldn't find any actual reports of her on here. I'm wondering if she still looks the same and what her performance is like. Is she like the Yoda of QOD girls?
    Man, it's been years since I saw Dahlia. Saw her twice in the past. Both times she got off from watching her own porn vids. If I remember correctly, she got the job done, but it was nowhere close to my top experiences.

  14. #5900
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Qod time. Giselle or Ashton?
    Speaking of QOD, does anyone see Dahlia frequently? It's been two years since she posted a pic of herself on HX in her one free album. I couldn't find any actual reports of her on here. I'm wondering if she still looks the same and what her performance is like. Is she like the Yoda of QOD girls?

  15. #5899
    Quote Originally Posted by BikiniFan  [View Original Post]
    Sia Lust. @SiaLustxoxo on twitter.
    Came across a video of hers (link probably won't last long), nothing I saw makes me want to pay her new rates 370/ hhr 500/ hr. But she is a hot little piece wish I would have pulled the trigger when she was with Meganmodels offering a 3 hole cum dump for 3 bills. I messaged her recently and now she says greek is off the table and has a super convoluted menu. It's just a block of text listing things.

    https://www.freerussiasex.com/dont-b...aint-sia-lust/

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