Massage Parlor Reports

[BoatGuy1]

That is Lauren with some photoshop.

Cute girl in person

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/821934773886

Lauren?

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[BoatGuy1]

Beware of this positing. It copies Blond25, and the sisters. However they do not know who it is and they did hire anyone new.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...have-some-fun/

[BoatGuy1]

It is very close. But Casey just so slightly. They so very close you cannot go wrong. Both are sweet. Kelly is younger but you can't tell that either.

It looks like you can't go wrong with either of these sexy ladies. Just wondering for those that have seen both, I know it's subjective but who do you feel has the prettier face? You can pm me if you wish to keep it private. Thanks.

[Love The Lips]

Great reviews.

It looks like you can't go wrong with either of these sexy ladies. Just wondering for those that have seen both, I know it's subjective but who do you feel has the prettier face? You can pm me if you wish to keep it private. Thanks.

[Love The Lips]

Kayla I believe she passed thou. I asked how she passed and I didn't get any answers or over looked them. Any one chime in?

I think you might be referring to Layla that passed.

[Swcdt]

My top 3 experiences from 2020.

Angel, on 44th near breton.

Marie at Serenity.

Eve at Panacea.

Others were good and 1 was bad.

[Swcdt]

So I have some catching up on my reviews to do. Also a question or two.

Made a couple visits to Wonder in the past couple months. Saw Linda both times. She's super sweet. Asian. She is a little on the bigger side, but that doesn't bother me. She's got great tits. Her menu is limited until she gets to know you, or at least sees you around. We've never talked about price. She doesn't like reviews. Prefers to stay off the radar so I won't say much else.

I did see another chick working once. She looked mixed maybe? Curly black hair and HUGE boobs. I've been wanting to see her, but I'm not sure her name, and the one time I saw her there, she had an appt coming in or something.

I also made another trip to the LA spa. Pinky was working there again. I've reviewed her before. Massage sucks but she offers everything for $$. Which is expensive I think. But the location happens to be convenient. And she's cute with a damn good body. I had her stop the massage a couple minutes in and went straight for the fun stuff. LOL, if I'm visiting an AMP I'm usually in a hurry and on a budget anyways. Not there for a massage.

Now the questions. I've noticed two massage houses that must be newer. Curious if anyone has any experience, maybe PM me or something?

The first is on 28th street. Near a gas station and maybe a car repair place, I think maybe Eastern? I apologize I'm terrible with direction and street names. The other is back on Burton maybe next to a valvoline. Kinda looks legit, but maybe monger friendly?

The huge tits at wonder is Kelly. She's nice, massage is ok. She has a pricey menu and doesn't offer FS. But those tits are real and fun to play with. She a former dancer (stripper).

[Noctis4569]

So I have some catching up on my reviews to do. Also a question or two.

Made a couple visits to Wonder in the past couple months. Saw Linda both times. She's super sweet. Asian. She is a little on the bigger side, but that doesn't bother me. She's got great tits. Her menu is limited until she gets to know you, or at least sees you around. We've never talked about price. She doesn't like reviews. Prefers to stay off the radar so I won't say much else.

I did see another chick working once. She looked mixed maybe? Curly black hair and HUGE boobs. I've been wanting to see her, but I'm not sure her name, and the one time I saw her there, she had an appt coming in or something.

I also made another trip to the LA spa. Pinky was working there again. I've reviewed her before. Massage sucks but she offers everything for $$. Which is expensive I think. But the location happens to be convenient. And she's cute with a damn good body. I had her stop the massage a couple minutes in and went straight for the fun stuff. LOL, if I'm visiting an AMP I'm usually in a hurry and on a budget anyways. Not there for a massage.

Now the questions. I've noticed two massage houses that must be newer. Curious if anyone has any experience, maybe PM me or something?

The first is on 28th street. Near a gas station and maybe a car repair place, I think maybe Eastern? I apologize I'm terrible with direction and street names. The other is back on Burton maybe next to a valvoline. Kinda looks legit, but maybe monger friendly?

[Zeek2120]

Wolverine: Thanks for the compilation of reviews! Kind of reminds me of the "Best of 2020" lists that are published this time of year. I'd love to hear some "Best of 2020" rankings from members.

Based on my limited sampling of the GR talent, my Best of 2020 would include:

Marie, Serenity.

Lexie, Panacea.

Lauren, Byron Center.

Annie, Panacea.

Amanda, Touch of Paradise (mostly for the excellent massage).

Any others that I should add to my goals for 2021?

Kayla I believe she passed thou. I asked how she passed and I didn't get any answers or over looked them. Any one chime in?

[BobsBurgers202]

Thanks for the reviews.

I've been away for a bit, so trying to catch up on posts.

Anyways, wanted to have a great time a day before NYE so I hit up Serenity called a few times but was taking directly to VM every time. I was in the area already so I thought I'd do a walk-in, lucky they were still open and Winter was free. To be blunt, she was not what I was expecting (I hadn't read any of these previous posts at the time). She started with a very light back rub, I had asked for medium to hard, but got a ligh gliding motion with her hands. It had not been more than 5 minutes when she asked what do I want, we discussed and she asked me to flip, I really wanted a good massage, but that I knew wasn't going to happen. So, I got a quick and calculated HJ, CBJ with dirty talk. Also, I thought she smelled, I had just come from the gym and just showered so I know it wasn't me. I was expecting a much better experience, but sadly no.

Good luck y'all.

[BobsBurgers202]

Thanks for reporting back.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/861725078780

I've tried a couple times to meetup with her when she first showed up a couple of months ago end of Nov on STG. When I spoke (text) with her, she was telling me that she's new to the industry, she wasn't working at a parlor, she was doing outcalls only. Anyways, first time reaching out we arranged to meet at a private location, but at the last minute she bailed. The second time (stupid me) trying to arrange a meeting she acted like she never remembered the first time she bailed. For that reason I stopped texting her. Good luck!

[Electronman]

Wolverine: Thanks for the compilation of reviews! Kind of reminds me of the "Best of 2020" lists that are published this time of year. I'd love to hear some "Best of 2020" rankings from members.

Based on my limited sampling of the GR talent, my Best of 2020 would include:

Marie, Serenity.

Lexie, Panacea.

Lauren, Byron Center.

Annie, Panacea.

Amanda, Touch of Paradise (mostly for the excellent massage).

Any others that I should add to my goals for 2021?

[SkolViking]

Thanks for the reviews.

Your compilation of reviews with pics is VERY helpful. We can change RTFF to FW. Follow Wolverine.

[Wolverines]

Thanks 4 the review.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/475067352464

I had the opportunity to see Heather last week. I had visited her before but it had been a few years. First off, she was very responsive and set a time very easily. She was wearing a fabulous little outfit that got my blood pumping. She requires you to wash your hands and clean up, which I like. She told me that she now has a milking table and I had always wanted to try it. So we started with a massage, then went to the milking table (which was a lot of fun). Had some covered fun after that To finish. I will go back very soon!

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews of Summer.

Has a chance to see Summer over off at Top. Avg at best massage. Choose the bodyslide for the ending. Beautiful girl and great body. Might see again but I wouldn't pay the premium she wants for the body slide. Any other similar girls out there I need to go see.

Her name is Summer at touch of paradise. Pics are her and she is that hot. Poor attitude, poor rub, and expensive finish. I will say it was worth the $ tip to feel that perfect ass though. Will not repeat.

I guarantee that the next time you see her, she won't get nude because somehow she'll be on her period again. Of course she won't tell you this until after she takes your money. I've posted a few times about Summer and will continue to do so so that guys like Goblin and Electron won't get taken advantage of. She is not worth the money!

I spent a hour with summer at Touch of paradise.

We started out with a back rub. She was able to get a rib back into alignment by pure luck, but other than that her message was very good. People have said on here that she is cranky and stuff, but I did not experience that myself. She was very courteous and we had a lot of small talk. We got to the extras. I paid $$ for a "B2 B". Instead I got HJ with me rubbing her. It was cheaper than my sports massage back when I played for the football team though so it was worth it. For the final 15 minutes I decided to thank her by helping relieve some cramping that she had. I don't know if she reads these but I hope it helped.

We talked about family, friends, and massage like we were old friends, even though we had just met.

On a scale of * to *. Body * Enough said. She is petite, and she could easily be a pro model.

Message * She was able to loosen many of my aching back muscles. If she ever wanted to become certified I'm sure she could make non extras message a success with her hands. Only complaint was she is a bit light on the sides of the back and legs.

Ending * I do not hold this against her. She did say she was cramping, so I'll update it when I go back. $$ seems a bit expensive for what I got, considering a HJ is. 4 and nude is. 6. She didn't get nude for $$ though, probably because of the cramps.

Personality * We talked like old friends, and it was so easy to make small talk with her. Normally I am more awkward than a broken leg, but she was able to talk to me easily.

Overall * Was a very good experience, and I do highly reccomend you see her.

One star being bad, 5 stars being good:

Body 5 stars.
Message 4 stars.
Ending 3 stars.
Personality 5 stars.
Overall 4 stars.

Rookie mistake on my part. Stopped by Touch of Paradise and drew Summer, a slender young woman with a tight body. Unfortunately, I failed to review this massage thread, going back about 6 or 7 weeks to a series of bad reviews on Summer.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ghlight=Summer#post5032110.

My experience was consistent with prior reviews. Not much effort, poor skills and misleading sales promises. Hopefully, my mistake and this current review will save someone from a poor investment with Summer. Really too bad; she does have a cute body.

On the other hand, Amanda at Touch of Paradise provides a quality massage but limited extra services. Nevertheless, I would recommend her over Summer.

Anyone have other recommendations at Touch of Paradise?

Is Summer the really hot babe that works at TOP? If so, I got the same rate structure. I did a review about it. Did the standard MO of bringing only the amount I am willing to spend which was 300. Little head won the battle (had to sink by cock into that gorgeous body) and played "this is all I got". That is when I learned they have their own ATM on premises. 500 was too much but I had a great time, even if it was a once and done thing. Then again she is just as hot as any of the Serenity ladies, maybe hotter and her prices are not far off from their's.

I walked in Paradise two weeks ago. There was only one girl working at that time. Summer white, petite around 30's. Door fee: 50/30 minutes. I gave her 60 and asked for the change, she said she didn't have a change she will count on the tip. WTF.

While I was undressing, Heidi (I know her voice) came back and argued that I was her customer because it was her turn. She called Jennifer and complained, blah blah. Summer came in and asked me to say I have an appointment with Summer. It was so hilarious. Summer had a super bad massage skills. She just put hot oil on my back and roamed it all my back. She asked me how many times I had been there? Did I get any HE or so? She thought I was a noob and tried to upsell me LOL.

Standard HE: 80.
Nude HE: 150.
Body Slide: 200.
BJ: 300.
FS: 500.

I used to get the BBBJ for 100 over there. I told her that, but she said her price was set and it cannot be lower. I said "It's fine. Just keep that price with you". I dressed in and walked out. I think I'm not going to be back there anymore.