Escort Reports

**Phat Bastard** · 03-29-07 22:01

Originally Posted by WebDog

For another $50 I will piss on you.

Ahahahahaha

That says it all right there

**WebDog** · 03-29-07 21:32

Originally Posted by Phat Bastard

Gee, only a hundred roses for a handjob....
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Let me help her with some translation:

"I am the size of a midget, with a fat ass, stretched-out flat tits, and a bad attitude. For $100 I will jerk you off but you CANNOT touch me -- you can barely look at me. For another $50 I will piss on you.

Oh yeah, by contacting me you agree you're not law enforcement so of course my defense is ironclad."

What a prize!

For $50 I'd piss on her -- wonder if she'll go for that?? (although certainly I don't want to waste her time asking dumb questions -- she made that clear!)

**Spiffy2** · 03-29-07 21:00

http://boston.backpage.com/adult/cla...8&name=escorts

Pics look too good to be true. Anyone seen her?

**Celtic 1** · 03-29-07 20:35

This part of the ads always crack me up, as if this is a legal defense to type of arrest..))

DISCLAIMER :Payment for legal adult personal services listed are simply for time and companionship. Anything else that may or may not occur happens with regard to individual choice and individual preferences between two or more consenting adults of legal age. Such choices are not contracted for, nor are requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is not an offer of prostitution. I reserve the right to decline appointments if I so choose. Services are not solicited to or will be accepted by anyone under the age of 18. By contacting me (either through phone or email) you agree to these terms and hereby agree that you are not part of any law enforcement agency using this advertisement for entrapment or for arrest. This is a contract you agree to by contacting me

**Phat Bastard** · 03-29-07 18:43

Originally Posted by WebDog

Maybe it is just me, but this is the funniest f'ing post I have ever seen in my life

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/302634247.html

Gee, only a hundred roses for a handjob....

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

**WebDog** · 03-29-07 18:26

Maybe it is just me, but this is the funniest f'ing post I have ever seen in my life

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/302634247.html

**Phat Bastard** · 03-28-07 19:35

Originally Posted by Bill Buxton

If this gal is a service provider in the area let me know,she is NICE NICE NICE!!

B.B...

I'm sorry to say that she isn't but if she was, I'd be too busy pounding that ass of hers to post this

http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.ph...=9288&srv=img4

Here's "her" site.
http://www.ember19.com/index1.html

**Phat Bastard** · 03-28-07 19:32

Originally Posted by WebDog

If you look at the "hotlittle..." link, they are selling "used" panties, not sex. Whole thing is a scam (although who the hell would do that anyway?)

But the most amazing thing -- Phat Bastard, how the f@#k did you know all that? That is some obscure shit, man -- not like you just recognized them from a competing escort site. Seriously, that is like superhuman, or something. I am in awe!

Weird, isn't it?
Or maybe creepy is a better way to put it

I've always had an eye for detail but those ones were actually pretty easy, especially since I have a file folder with pics for each of them on one of my hard drives.

As streetwalkers became extinct, I started collecting/hoarding more and more porn (almost all softcore, I hate hardcore) like a pack rat. I don't want to say how many gb's I have but let's just say, it's way too friggin much, even after losing a lot of it through hard drive failures and crashes.

**WebDog** · 03-28-07 09:32

Originally Posted by Boartbuttlover

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/300395066.html

http://www.hotlittlehotties.com/start.htm

If you look at the "hotlittle..." link, they are selling "used" panties, not sex. Whole thing is a scam (although who the hell would do that anyway?)

But the most amazing thing -- Phat Bastard, how the f@#k did you know all that? That is some obscure shit, man -- not like you just recognized them from a competing escort site. Seriously, that is like superhuman, or something. I am in awe!

**Bill Buxton** · 03-28-07 06:08

If this gal is a service provider in the area let me know,she is NICE NICE NICE!!

B.B...

**Phat Bastard** · 03-27-07 21:39

Originally Posted by Boartbuttlover

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/300395066.html

http://www.hotlittlehotties.com/start.htm

I don't know how their "real" girls are but as far as the pics on that Hot Little Hotties site goes, there's a lot of bullshit being tossed around.

The first pic I don't recognize but the second pic is Ember from Matt's Models, known then as Airwood Media and from her former site, Ember Pretty or something like that, The third pic is former Toronto Raptor cheerleader Lindsey Marshal who has her own site by that name. The fourth is Vanessa, also from Matt's Models.

Ember
Same pic as on the front page but my copy still has the watermark on it.
http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.ph...=5457&srv=img5

Lindsey Marshal
Same as the first pic in the pictures section but with the watermark on it.
http://gallery.avenueblue.net/lindse...bikini/004.jpg
Gallery
http://gallery.avenueblue.net/lindse...?ccbill=595686

Vanessa
This pic is the same as the first pic in the pictures section but my copy still has the watermark on it.
http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.ph...=9876&srv=img2

**Bill Buxton** · 03-27-07 17:51

In the add she said all the clients leave happy,Until they discover she took there wallet.

Crack is here to stay!!

Nice to see so many here asking the same question,"ANYONE SEE THIS ONE OR THAT ONE"?

Nice to know I am not gonna be the one trying to land the first shot anymore.I have combed the boards with no more than a handfull of nicelooking gals for short money.From ME, to FLA,the quality is low and the cash price ph is high.

Meat when you going across?Things are on the upswing for you for shore.

B.BUXTON...

**MeatMan** · 03-27-07 16:04

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/ers/301456942.html

Ewww man! I'd rather screw a blow up doll than that!

**Boartbuttlover** · 03-26-07 00:42

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/300395066.html

http://www.hotlittlehotties.com/start.htm

**WebDog** · 03-23-07 01:06

Originally Posted by Fluff

I've seen her. She may be older than 40, as Asian women often look younger than their age, and she definitely looked 40 to me, but she has a hot tight little body, and semi-gfe - dfk, daty, but cbj which was fine with me. I had a good time and will repeat.

none of these posts discuss $$ -- can you help us out here? Thanks in advance.