Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**DrtyHarry** · 12-29-20 13:27

Originally Posted by MorganCreamin [View Original Post]

I know it's an old topic but this board is for rants so I'll rant.

Just had another member of this site reach out to me for some info about a SB. That's what this site is all about, right? Well, I couldn't do it because so many of you have gone to providers or SBs with your "but I heard on USASG that you do X,why, or Z" and then she flips out and there is blowback. Because you can't work your own game and figure your own shit out about how to deal with women you're sabotaging this site's ability to be a forum for mongers. This site is to give you information to work with in your own style or way, not to give you an easy button that will just open a woman's legs. Maybe this member who asked for info wouldn't do that, I have no idea, but because so many guys have broken rule 1 (don't talk about USASG) we can no longer freely share info with members we aren't familiar with.

Nice job, assholes.

+ 1 - Information I had posted here has leaked to the provider a few times (not lately. But that is because I am not selective about what I post on the open board). This is counter intuitive. This board was designed to be a place to share and exchange intel and a few chumps are using it to get favors from SPs by providing intel. It frigging sucks.

**Morgan Creamin** · 12-29-20 13:13

I know it's an old topic but this board is for rants so I'll rant.

Just had another member of this site reach out to me for some info about a SB. That's what this site is all about, right? Well, I couldn't do it because so many of you have gone to providers or SBs with your "but I heard on USASG that you do X,why, or Z" and then she flips out and there is blowback. Because you can't work your own game and figure your own shit out about how to deal with women you're sabotaging this site's ability to be a forum for mongers. This site is to give you information to work with in your own style or way, not to give you an easy button that will just open a woman's legs. Maybe this member who asked for info wouldn't do that, I have no idea, but because so many guys have broken rule 1 (don't talk about USASG) we can no longer freely share info with members we aren't familiar with.

Nice job, assholes.

**MickRichards** · 12-28-20 22:39

I got my ass and balls waxed. It hurt butt I am smooth.

**Nico** · 12-21-20 17:40

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Someone is fucking with her. There have been different ads with the same wording but with fucked up pictures of her.

**SugarNuts** · 12-21-20 16:41

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Hope she does not drive her car like she writes! Cannot imagine a session with her other than her bouncing off the walls! Hope to hear a review from someone brave enough to TOFTT

I don't have recent experience but I did see her once last year when she was new to the area, BTW, she goes by all the above, I saw ads using all three names when she was advertising in Tacoma. She's originally from Spokane, when I saw her she was still lactating, she had recently had a baby but there was no baby stuff in her shitty Pac Hwy motel in Fife. I think she left the baby with her parents in Spokane when she travelled here. She was totally scattered, just like her rambling post, when I arrived. Her boyfriend, definitely not security, was there when I arrived and she sent him out to do the laundry and told him to wait at Taco Time. He's a total soy boy so when I say boyfriend it's probably the one she mentions in her rambling dissertation.

Anyway, to the details you all are looking for, she was young, at the time 19, I believe, cute and skinny, not anorexic, and I was surprised she was lactating because her body must have recovered pretty quickly. Service was meh, enthusiasm was meh, she just wanted you to do the deed and get out. It took her forever to be ready, she was picking up shit and put more laundry outside the door for the boyfriend to wash. Anyway, someone mentioned meth, I'm not sure, possibly, but she did smoke some brown stuff from a piece of tinfoil before we got down to business, she offered me some and that was a hard pass from me. Anyway, she prefers doggy and it's a nice view, but absolutely will not do mish, weird. Her advertised menu is extensive but in person it's much more limited. No trips to the islands even though it's advertised, poor oral skills with a very premature gag reflex (she advertises DT, but unless a monger is well below average it wasn't happening, her boyfriend must be hung like a squirrel), BBBJ and CFS.

To sum it up, the long ass ad is exactly what you'll get if you meet. She's scattered, young and cute as hell, small maybe B cup, closer to A cup (she advertises Russian but unless someone gets off on rubbing chest bones, she isn't equipped to properly perform it). Decent ass that I really wanted to pound but she bait and switched on that. Only really does doggy, but does allow FIV, no kissing (not my thing with the majority of providers anyway, but she advertises). She's young and at the time, very inexperienced not in just providing but also from her menu's standpoint. Unless her experience level has increased expect a cold fish, not what I expect from providers. If I remember correctly, I paid $$ for an hour but I have no idea what her rates are now. I could totally see from her being young and cute, and gather from the novel she wrote, her getting GPS.

I did not and will not repeat, YMMV on this one.

**HarleySteve** · 12-21-20 12:51

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Hope she does not drive her car like she writes! Cannot imagine a session with her other than her bouncing off the walls! Hope to hear a review from someone brave enough to TOFTT.

**Phaethon** · 12-17-20 00:43

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

This rambling dissertation may be her take on GFE.

**CookieGuy** · 12-15-20 21:39

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

I only lasted 2 lines. Then I got a headache and scrolled down to the list of services. That would give me what I wanted. Fast. She needs to learn.

Wow. Thats a small book. No periods. Somebody was on meth when they wrote it.

**Morgan Creamin** · 12-15-20 14:49

Originally Posted by SeattleMassage [View Original Post]

ANOtHEr ReALly DuMB tHiNG thAT sOMe of THE laDiEs Do Is wHEn tHey TYpe TheIR meSSaGes liKE THIS on TNa.

With some letter capitalized AnD SoME of THeM noT. It is JUst So DUmB!

Agreed. I wonder if they think they're being cute when they actually look retarded.

**DrtyHarry** · 12-15-20 13:40

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

I only lasted 2 lines. Then I got a headache and scrolled down to the list of services. That would give me what I wanted. Fast. She needs to learn.

**SeattleMassage** · 12-15-20 13:24

ANOtHEr ReALly DuMB tHiNG thAT sOMe of THE laDiEs Do Is wHEn tHey TYpe TheIR meSSaGes liKE THIS on TNa.

With some letter capitalized AnD SoME of THeM noT. It is JUst So DUmB!

**SeattleMassage** · 12-15-20 12:33

Originally Posted by Raven1855 [View Original Post]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Or a comma, or a run on sentence, or any grammar whatsoever LOL.

**Raven1855** · 12-14-20 19:18

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

**CoffeeTurd** · 12-14-20 17:36

Just reached out to someone on TNA after not using it for a while (hot, 19, great tits, great reviews). They were already charging $400 and then added an additional fee because I got a big dick. Meanwhile, I I'm constantly getting messaged by women in their 20's and late teens asking if they can sleepover for 250 or less. Plus it's always bare service and they always get checked before. They always want to fuck and are down to learn new things.

If anything, the same simps from tna are fucking up the board an making shit more expensive. I had a great new SB lined up, but she was charging 800 for overnight. I waited a bit to get her to lower the price, thinking that more gus would reject that number. I reached out a few days later and she was taken. Some of that is on me for waiting 3 days, but fuck these dudes that are paying apartment prices for 2 dates.