Massage Parlor Reports

[Negro038]

Been out of the area, just returning and wow, VT Spa. Mid 30's Vietnamese MILF. Petite, fit and a well maintained set of C's. House plus. 6. Massage was even well above average and the Nuru was incredible. Asked me to finish on her C cups.

Had not been there before and is a definite return. Can't remember her name. She said she works Wednesday thru Saturday.

[CrustyOldGuy]

Went by an AMP yesterday- one that's been mentioned here indirectly once or twice, and there was a hand-written sign in the window saying closed due to governors order, BUT the red 'Massage' light in window was on. Considered either calling or knocking on door but instead left and went to building with multiple AMPs where the girls practically drag you inside.

Any thoughts on the first scenario? Should I have called? Knocked anyway?

Due to time constraints again I just walked thru the second place to see what was what. Plenty of availability from several places.

[Plasma Spray]

My MILF has told me she is gojng back to her country and wkn't be back till March! Have been seeing her many times this week. Who knows when and if she will be back!

[Plasma Spray]

Another mediocre/ bad nuru report. At first I chose Gina but she was not hot at all and I quickly stammered that I meant Junie. Thicc bolt on Polynesian who clearly just started. She came in apologizing for putting on some covid weight and the convo didn't get better from there. Worst nuru I've ever had. Had me flip immediately and just rubbed her tits on my chest for a few minutes then she started the HJ. Starting a HJ from zero never works well and it was a struggle. She kept asking me what I wanted her to do because she was clueless. She turned down or awkwardly did a few things. Going to stick to nuruprincess and Krystal for awhile unless someone can convince me Havana is worth the trek.

Any good reports on the places on the first floor? Is that the swan place referenced here? Got a good look at a Asian MILF with bolt on at Angel and probably would have been happier there.

Did you catch the MILF'S name? I need me some!

[Bla Bla]

When does Annabelle and Jenny work? Daily or?

Annabelle is Monday Tuesday Thursday and Jenny works the weekends.

[NathanCross]

Detox GG. Slim 25 yo Latina with a very nice bod, 8 out of 10 for sure. C cup, nice soft tush, clean shaven, and a cute face. Allowed some light FIV, CBJ, RCG, and Mish. No massage, no teasing, straight to the point. . 4 for hh, 1. 4 for CFS. Forgot to get her name but she spoke little to no English and had some small tattoos maybe of birds between her navel to her chest.

Happy Face. Slim Vietnamese MILF by the name of Lyn or Linh. Had a very nice satisfying time with this lady. FIV, CBJ, CG, RCG, Doggy, Mish. . 4 for hh, 1. 4 for CFS.

[Fe Maiden]

I was never all that interested in this, but would like to dump the gallons described here. I've heard the ben wah balls stories, but I've only had the finger tickle.

I saw Zelda once. She made me cum hard twice. Never felt so drained.

[Miguel Honcho]

I was apprehensive about having a toy up my ass too, but Zelda talked me into it because "her fingers were too short" to reach properly. She took her time getting me relaxed and ready to receive ir. Once it was in I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I orgasmed really hard but it was a dry one, a s I had never had a dry orgasm before. She just said oh, that was hot but I didn't get anything, so let's try again. She went back at it and after a few minutes I felt a big one coming in. She said go ahead and scream if you want, nobody can hear you. I let loose and wow, I can't remember that much cum coming out of me since I was a teenager, and I darn near blacked out. That was over a year ago and I haven't been back, but I will sometime just to experience an orgasm like that again. Not many people have had a real prostate massage and experienced a real prostate orgasm. You will get it with Zelda. With most providers it's shove a finger up your ass for a few minutes and wiggle it around. This is far better than that a d something you have to experience to believe.

I was never all that interested in this, but would like to dump the gallons described here. I've heard the ben wah balls stories, but I've only had the finger tickle.

[Quincy88]

Went to king's in LH a few times in the past couple weeks. It's across from best buy. Seen Anabelle, Jenny and Linda.

Annabelle is the best. She's a hot Viet and pretty friendly. Nude HJ for $.

Jenny was the 2nd best. Not as cute as Anabelle, but still good. Will do FS for $. 4.

Linda was the worst. Massage only. Good massage, but no extras.

Saw a few other nice looking ladies there, but haven't tried yet. MMS is nice and friendly. Place gets busy, tho. Probably best to call for appt.

When does Annabelle and Jenny work? Daily or?

[Grimmy23]

Zelda is a very cool chick, and she's good at what she does. Don't expect a young hottie, and don't expect FS. Be warned that you need to make the first appointment well in advance, and her hours are limited. She will not bust you and rush you out the door, you get your full time with truly awesome edging all the way through. She does have short fingers though, so if your walnut is in deep, she may need an implement to reach it. That particular thing doesn't work for me. The finger is all I want in there. If you've never tried this type of massage, do some research. You'll either love it or hate it. For me it's a nice treat a few times a year or so. Good thing with her shop. It's backed right up to the freeway, so if you're loving it the way you just might, no one will hear your screams. Just relax and let it rip. Here's a tip. Take a healthy dump before you go.

I was apprehensive about having a toy up my ass too, but Zelda talked me into it because "her fingers were too short" to reach properly. She took her time getting me relaxed and ready to receive ir. Once it was in I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I orgasmed really hard but it was a dry one, a s I had never had a dry orgasm before. She just said oh, that was hot but I didn't get anything, so let's try again. She went back at it and after a few minutes I felt a big one coming in. She said go ahead and scream if you want, nobody can hear you. I let loose and wow, I can't remember that much cum coming out of me since I was a teenager, and I darn near blacked out. That was over a year ago and I haven't been back, but I will sometime just to experience an orgasm like that again. Not many people have had a real prostate massage and experienced a real prostate orgasm. You will get it with Zelda. With most providers it's shove a finger up your ass for a few minutes and wiggle it around. This is far better than that a d something you have to experience to believe.

[Grimmy23]

Random but to confirm. No masks required during the session and no mask on Chanel??

No masks required during service. You have to have one as you're walking in.

[Bla Bla]

Went to king's in LH a few times in the past couple weeks. It's across from best buy. Seen Anabelle, Jenny and Linda.

Annabelle is the best. She's a hot Viet and pretty friendly. Nude HJ for $.

Jenny was the 2nd best. Not as cute as Anabelle, but still good. Will do FS for $. 4.

Linda was the worst. Massage only. Good massage, but no extras.

Saw a few other nice looking ladies there, but haven't tried yet. MMS is nice and friendly. Place gets busy, tho. Probably best to call for appt.

[BenderOver]

Usually like to leave work early Christmas Eve and hit a strip club. But not this year instead ended up looking for a massage. I called CBK and Miracle both places no answer. I was close to cbk so decided to take a look. As soon as I got in the lot Miracle called me back and said new girl come over. To late I was now committed to CBK. I got Tiffany wanted 40 for a half hour. But Miracle had just sent me an ad for both shops saying 30 for a half hour. I had to fight her on the price (not a good start). I shouldn't be so cheap she gave a 8 minute massage and had me flip. Then she went into some serious negotiations and wanted to be payed first. 80 for a BJ with full roaming. I do get a better deal over at Miracle and the room is nicer than a broom closet. I'm probably done with CBK for awhile.

On the way out I was introduced to Helen, she looked pretty cute anybody try her yet?

CBK or CKB whatever this place is called was a bust for me also. I first walked in and was greeted by a cutie who turned out to be the Tiffany OP refers to. She does look pretty cute and the body looks nice. I didn't come by for Tiffany though, I wanted a great BJ from the already mentioned Hylan. So I ask for Hylan, and in walks Not-So-Cute. But I'm committed to take one for the team and we go to the room.

Looks. Face 6 to 6. 5. Flat and unattractive smile. Body 6. No shape worth mentioning, probably 15 to 20 pounds over.

Attitude - 4. Business like you can't believe. Asked for 40 for a HJ. I wanted a BBBJ and she quoted 80. Settled on CBJ and she wanted 60 up front.

Service - 3. No, fuck that. 2. First, there's no GFE at all. No sensual touching, nothing. She started jacking my dog, pulled a cover on it, and started blowing. The blowjob was the worst I've ever had. She basically put the top 2 inches in her mouth and compressed as hard as she could with her lips. Turned on the negative pressure and moved it back on forth on my rod about one inch back and forth back and forth. Shit, I thought I was getting blown by a fucking shitty porno robot. The only reason I was able to pop was because I lubed my finger, and stuck it deep into her asshole, closed my eyes, and imagined I was fingering some model.

Entry - 40 for hhr, 60 for tip.

Repeat / recommend. No, no.

Tiffany looked cute, but seeing how her script matches Hylan's, forget it.

[Heartless Jay]

How is the session with Zelda? Is it big build up for the whole hour? What if you release too quick?

Hope you can help a noob out. I'm going this week just want to see what I should expect. Thanks sir

Zelda is a very cool chick, and she's good at what she does. Don't expect a young hottie, and don't expect FS. Be warned that you need to make the first appointment well in advance, and her hours are limited. She will not bust you and rush you out the door, you get your full time with truly awesome edging all the way through. She does have short fingers though, so if your walnut is in deep, she may need an implement to reach it. That particular thing doesn't work for me. The finger is all I want in there. If you've never tried this type of massage, do some research. You'll either love it or hate it. For me it's a nice treat a few times a year or so. Good thing with her shop. It's backed right up to the freeway, so if you're loving it the way you just might, no one will hear your screams. Just relax and let it rip. Here's a tip. Take a healthy dump before you go.

[Cappy73]

The new girls are rapidly ruining the reputation of this place.

Another mediocre/ bad nuru report. At first I chose Gina but she was not hot at all and I quickly stammered that I meant Junie. Thicc bolt on Polynesian who clearly just started. She came in apologizing for putting on some covid weight and the convo didn't get better from there. Worst nuru I've ever had. Had me flip immediately and just rubbed her tits on my chest for a few minutes then she started the HJ. Starting a HJ from zero never works well and it was a struggle. She kept asking me what I wanted her to do because she was clueless. She turned down or awkwardly did a few things. Going to stick to nuruprincess and Krystal for awhile unless someone can convince me Havana is worth the trek.

Any good reports on the places on the first floor? Is that the swan place referenced here? Got a good look at a Asian MILF with bolt on at Angel and probably would have been happier there.