Humaniplex

**Bad Influence** · 12-25-20 08:59

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

I had a nice session with Jade_9 even though I went into it paranoid because of the report about the motel activity.

Thought I would follow it up with a session with Macey. Lin. She has good reviews on here, so I was excited to see her.

Unfortunately, Macey was one of my worst sessions (albeit not as bad as the BrookeViolet debacle).

Her body was great. But no boobs (except pencil eraser nipples), which I don't like but I knew coming in. Face wasn't as good as I was expecting. She had too much lipstick, which made her look fobby.

Despite her menu, Macey allowed no kissing; she even didn't like it when I gently kissed her neck during mish. I got a few seconds of FOV early in the session, but after that no FOV let alone FIV -- she would close her legs. Seemed to get annoyed when I licked her nips too.

Her personality was pretty dull. I had to initiate some small talk, but there were awkward silences. The session got even more awkward, because I have a hard time getting hard when basic items on the menu aren't allowed. Her pussy was pretty loose, which was good, because that meant I could enter without being fully hard.

She said she's been off the site since February except for once. My guess is that she's done with it (maybe in a relationship?) but came back today because she needed the money. And / or she's afraid of COVID, as she kept her face very far from mine at all times. Because this session wasn't anything like what others have reported.

Jesus Christ, that sucks! I haven't seen her since she disappeared, but previous visits have been 180 degrees from your experience. She sent me a text about a month ago, but I wasn't able to book.

She was never a raging sex monster, but she's really bright, into it and always followed through on the menu. Great body if you like skinny ABC girls. Must be the Rona screwing with her head. I guess I'll wait until everyone stops freaking out to see her again.

**SCJohn** · 12-24-20 22:35

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the price. 20% more than standard for HH. Definitely not worth it.

Thanks, she's been on the TDL.

**BTrain** · 12-24-20 17:51

Originally Posted by JHeezy [View Original Post]

Bailed out on an appointment with her later today thanks to this review. Appreciate it.

Not willing to sit through a shit session with that price they're posting.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the price. 20% more than standard for HH. Definitely not worth it.

**JHeezy** · 12-24-20 17:12

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

I had a nice session with Jade_9 even though I went into it paranoid because of the report about the motel activity.

Thought I would follow it up with a session with Macey. Lin. She has good reviews on here, so I was excited to see her.

Unfortunately, Macey was one of my worst sessions (albeit not as bad as the BrookeViolet debacle).

Her body was great. But no boobs (except pencil eraser nipples), which I don't like but I knew coming in. Face wasn't as good as I was expecting. She had too much lipstick, which made her look fobby.

Despite her menu, Macey allowed no kissing; she even didn't like it when I gently kissed her neck during mish. I got a few seconds of FOV early in the session, but after that no FOV let alone FIV -- she would close her legs. Seemed to get annoyed when I licked her nips too.

Her personality was pretty dull. I had to initiate some small talk, but there were awkward silences. The session got even more awkward, because I have a hard time getting hard when basic items on the menu aren't allowed. Her pussy was pretty loose, which was good, because that meant I could enter without being fully hard.

She said she's been off the site since February except for once. My guess is that she's done with it (maybe in a relationship?) but came back today because she needed the money. And / or she's afraid of COVID, as she kept her face very far from mine at all times. Because this session wasn't anything like what others have reported.

Bailed out on an appointment with her later today thanks to this review. Appreciate it.

Not willing to sit through a shit session with that price they're posting.

**Santooki** · 12-24-20 17:05

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

I had a nice session with Jade_9 even though I went into it paranoid because of the report about the motel activity.

Thought I would follow it up with a session with Macey. Lin. She has good reviews on here, so I was excited to see her.

Unfortunately, Macey was one of my worst sessions (albeit not as bad as the BrookeViolet debacle).

Her body was great. But no boobs (except pencil eraser nipples), which I don't like but I knew coming in. Face wasn't as good as I was expecting. She had too much lipstick, which made her look fobby.

Despite her menu, Macey allowed no kissing; she even didn't like it when I gently kissed her neck during mish. I got a few seconds of FOV early in the session, but after that no FOV let alone FIV -- she would close her legs. Seemed to get annoyed when I licked her nips too.

Her personality was pretty dull. I had to initiate some small talk, but there were awkward silences. The session got even more awkward, because I have a hard time getting hard when basic items on the menu aren't allowed. Her pussy was pretty loose, which was good, because that meant I could enter without being fully hard.

She said she's been off the site since February except for once. My guess is that she's done with it (maybe in a relationship?) but came back today because she needed the money. And / or she's afraid of COVID, as she kept her face very far from mine at all times. Because this session wasn't anything like what others have reported.

Def let the booker know. He's pretty on top of things and will sort things out with her.

**BTrain** · 12-24-20 15:25

I had a nice session with Jade_9 even though I went into it paranoid because of the report about the motel activity.

Thought I would follow it up with a session with Macey. Lin. She has good reviews on here, so I was excited to see her.

Unfortunately, Macey was one of my worst sessions (albeit not as bad as the BrookeViolet debacle).

Her body was great. But no boobs (except pencil eraser nipples), which I don't like but I knew coming in. Face wasn't as good as I was expecting. She had too much lipstick, which made her look fobby.

Despite her menu, Macey allowed no kissing; she even didn't like it when I gently kissed her neck during mish. I got a few seconds of FOV early in the session, but after that no FOV let alone FIV -- she would close her legs. Seemed to get annoyed when I licked her nips too.

Her personality was pretty dull. I had to initiate some small talk, but there were awkward silences. The session got even more awkward, because I have a hard time getting hard when basic items on the menu aren't allowed. Her pussy was pretty loose, which was good, because that meant I could enter without being fully hard.

She said she's been off the site since February except for once. My guess is that she's done with it (maybe in a relationship?) but came back today because she needed the money. And / or she's afraid of COVID, as she kept her face very far from mine at all times. Because this session wasn't anything like what others have reported.

**OCStallion** · 12-24-20 10:42

Originally Posted by Santooki [View Original Post]

Sorry meant to attach a link:

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/140162

Don't think he is. She's not into conspiracy theories, doesn't watch BS media and she has never advertised on HX. Fwiw.

**BStachel** · 12-23-20 15:48

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

Does anyone else have experience with Jade_9? It's a little odd that most of her ratings are "casual" rather than "professional".

Can't be more casual than walking in and out and hanging around her Motel 6 room.

**BTrain** · 12-22-20 18:15

Originally Posted by BTrain [View Original Post]

Does anyone else have experience with Jade_9? It's a little odd that most of her ratings are "casual" rather than "professional".

I'm going to respond to myself LOL. Took the plunge with Jade_9. Excellent GFE session at her apartment.

**BTrain** · 12-22-20 16:39

Originally Posted by LonerRanger [View Original Post]

I went to see her a few months ago, I had arrived about 15 minutes early to a Motel 6.

I parked and I saw a room with several guys hanging out and walking in and out of the room.

After 15 minutes I call her and she gives me the room number and low and behold it's the same room with all the guys hanging out.

I called and asked her who are the guys in her room, she says nobody is in her room.

I played it smart and drove back home.

Does anyone else have experience with Jade_9? It's a little odd that most of her ratings are "casual" rather than "professional".

**Bad Influence** · 12-22-20 09:26

Saw Audrey a couple days ago while she was in Santa Ana.

She's cute, a little bigger than her pics, but still a great body. Very high strung, chatty as fuck. Nice girl though, and a good fuck. Very engaged, fucked me back. I love that. No time or interest in round 2.

Asked for greek and think I could have pushed it, but she wasn't eager and it wasn't that big of a deal for me. Told her next time I'd tie her up, she seemed genuinely into that.

Some weird shit. Didn't want to take off her baseball cap, self concision about her 'covid pounds', spent probably 15 minutes talking. Learned more than I wanted to about her situation.

Seems like a girl that will get better with repeats.

**HapaBoy86** · 12-21-20 22:34

Originally Posted by WildMan007 [View Original Post]

Thank you for the Laser. Not many people do that nowadays.

With almost 200 in safety ratings, she must be satisfying a few hobbyists.

The LASER review format was mainly done in the kgirl world several years ago on A-fraud (A-fax). Than they went bye bye and not many people other than kgirl reviewers wrote them.

**SkyPlox** · 12-21-20 20:55

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**JbBlack77** · 12-21-20 11:30

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

Damn! This girl looks hot! Sent a text from her profile but no response. Anybody seen her?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lexi.cream

I have not seen her, but here is her menu as of this am:

QQ $ 200.

Half hour $ 250.

Hour $ 350.

🎅Holiday specials⛄.

90 min $450.

45 min $325.

ALSO INCLUDES.

BBBJ.

GFE.

MASSAGE.

FETISH +150.

COF.

HJ.

COT.

COA.

DT.

DATY.

DATO only on me.

FIV.

MSOG +50 HHR or included HR+.

VID / PICS +$100.

ABSOLUTELY NO BARE BACK WHATSOEVER!! NO GREEK!

NO AA MEN!

I DO NOT NEGOTIATE MY RATES. ASKING ANYWAYS WILL RESULT IN NO RESPONSE!