Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr LoudMonger]

Was in the area Sunday night and needed a massage but didn't care much if I got a finish. A few places I'm familiar with all had three or four cars outside so I tried Q Spa. The door fee was $70, which seemed a bit high.

Didn't catch name of provider. There were two ladies, one older, one younger, and the younger one was eating.

The massage was mostly painful, 99 percent elbows, forearms and knees. Just awful. She tried the up sell for 30 more minutes, which I passed on. Then the flip, a bit of a tease, but I didn't push for a HE. Seemed like a self service kind of place and I didn't need that.

Can't recommend this place, as it was pricey, the massage wasn't very good either. The best thing, is that it had a table warmer. I hate being cold during a massage.

[Axel6]

Her ad is now back up & here is the link. Any info would be much appreciated! https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/208622.

I contacted her like 2 months ago. Wants to be paid through cash app which I won't do. I don't get why these providers don't want cash. Screams scam to me.

[RadMan69]

Thought I posted a link, but messed something up. When I went back to Rub R, her ad was nowhere to be found. As soon as I see it again I'll post it.

Her ad is now back up & here is the link. Any info would be much appreciated! https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/208622.

[RadMan69]

Happy New Year you all! Just wondering if there is any info on this one who advertises on Rub Ratings. Looks promising & checks on Tin Eye & Google searches. Just no reviews which makes me leery. Thanks.

Thought I posted a link, but messed something up. When I went back to Rub R, her ad was nowhere to be found. As soon as I see it again I'll post it.

[RadMan69]

Happy New Year you all! Just wondering if there is any info on this one who advertises on Rub Ratings. Looks promising & checks on Tin Eye & Google searches. Just no reviews which makes me leery. Thanks.

[MSmith9999]

Where exactly is this place on OK & Hawley Would like to check it out and what was her name. Prostate massage was good, must do it. Thanks. If you don't want to post it please send it to me in private.

I think he is referring to the Charm Massage place on Oklahoma- 5726 W Oklahoma Ave Milwaukee, WI, 53219.

[GetSomeNow17]

Basically self service and a 50 tip. No thank you.

Where exactly is this place on OK & Hawley Would like to check it out and what was her name. Prostate massage was good, must do it. Thanks. If you don't want to post it please send it to me in private.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Called LA Massage 70th & North at about noon, asked if they had opening in half hour. Sure, you come. So 35 minutes later I am ringing the buzzer and then up walks another one of you guys right behind me! For once I'm happy to be wearing a mask. Greeted by a very cute, fit, maybe upper 40's-50 why / o in pretty dress over leggings. Sorry, I busy for 'other hour! But you said. Sorry 'about that. That's how that game goes, frustrating, no such thing as a appointment. We're both turned away. So I think for a couple minutes and come up with plan B: head straight south on Hawley to OK to Charmed, just walk in, no problem. Another dude is just walking out. 2 girls were up front, both hot, greeted by petite cute little 28 maybe 30 why / o in very tight spandex leggings to accentuate the little ass she did have, under a lacey tight top. First 40 minutes were back side massage, only slightest nudges underneath, but she let me be a little handsy, the spandex felt great. I did not wear mask, she did of course. Then flipped and a good time began, plenty OTC, and she edged as close as she could, lots of nudging, ended up she put my hand on Peter while she began the most incredible prostate rub, man she went deep, continued over 10 minutes before Mount Vesuvius erupted. I can't wait for the virus to be gone so I can see their pretty faces again, hers would a been eye candy. 70 at door + $50. Tip was voluntary, no hassle by the girl. A little extra for the Christmas season and prosty.

Basically self service and a 50 tip. No thank you.

[WhoDathay]

Called LA Massage 70th & North at about noon, asked if they had opening in half hour. Sure, you come. So 35 minutes later I am ringing the buzzer and then up walks another one of you guys right behind me! For once I'm happy to be wearing a mask. Greeted by a very cute, fit, maybe upper 40's-50 why / o in pretty dress over leggings. Sorry, I busy for 'other hour! But you said. Sorry 'about that. That's how that game goes, frustrating, no such thing as a appointment. We're both turned away. So I think for a couple minutes and come up with plan B: head straight south on Hawley to OK to Charmed, just walk in, no problem. Another dude is just walking out. 2 girls were up front, both hot, greeted by petite cute little 28 maybe 30 why / o in very tight spandex leggings to accentuate the little ass she did have, under a lacey tight top. First 40 minutes were back side massage, only slightest nudges underneath, but she let me be a little handsy, the spandex felt great. I did not wear mask, she did of course. Then flipped and a good time began, plenty OTC, and she edged as close as she could, lots of nudging, ended up she put my hand on Peter while she began the most incredible prostate rub, man she went deep, continued over 10 minutes before Mount Vesuvius erupted. I can't wait for the virus to be gone so I can see their pretty faces again, hers would a been eye candy. 70 at door + $50. Tip was voluntary, no hassle by the girl. A little extra for the Christmas season and prosty.

[TimberRidge]

I have had best luck at 144, GT and Sussex. With the right girl roaming and HE. Let me know if I am missing out!

[JeBiga469]

I had a little time, so I wanted to finally get out and check AMP during these Covid times. I went in masked, there were 2 or 3 ladies in the back, all masked, all greeted me with pleasant hellos. One of them came and greeted me, "its cold outside and so are you". LOL I said yes time to warm me up. LOL OK go in this room. I did the. 6/ hr. Got nekid, face down and she came in went right to work, I told her medium. She right away started leaning in to me with her thighs and reaching far to make sure she got my butt. So I did a little OTC touching. She didn't mind or complain. Massage went well. Good touch. Glanced / teased the boys some. Even when I lifted my hips up some to give her access, She did some nice stretching of my arms for me. On the flip she said, "oh very nice". I said yes, you do good work. She said Thanks you. She pointed and said you want me to? I said yes. She said tip. I said how much she tried to hit me for. 8. I said no. I showed. 4. She said nooo. Well we settled at. 6. I got UTC top as she lift her top and bra. She wouldn't let me down under he pants. I rubbed on the clothes, which she liked I showed BJ, she said no. I think it might be for. 8. I showed her hand to my ass and she goes oh ok wait, and she got a glove. Nice job on the HJ and prostate action. She cleaned me up nice and finished massage. When done I said more next time she said OK. Next time and then made the zipper motion across her lips. I said of course, Ill be back test the limits. Maybe Ill even try to massage her. I think she said her name was JoJo.

[Croppyboy]

I had a good massage there a few months ago. However, on the flip, wanted the money right away, which I hate. Also kept asking for more. I only brought $40 (plus the door $60) with me so she did not get anything else. Left happy though.

Some say more is to have there, I just have not had the time to work on it.

So I am looking for.

Sneaky Pete in Waukesha?

Stinky Pussy in Wauwatosa?

Sunny Pagen in Wind Lake?

Why can't people type a name? Is it that hard?

[Rocket27]

So I am looking for.

Sneaky Pete in Waukesha?

Stinky Pussy in Wauwatosa?

Sunny Pagen in Wind Lake?

Why can't people type a name? Is it that hard?

Nothing fun in Tosa so I wandered westward and went for a hour this afternoon. Lots of teasing while face down, a few spanks and a tug or two on the boys. No discussion on the flip and she just went to work. $. 6 +$. 4 Damn good massage and left very happy.

[LookingForLefty]

That is some funny shit right there.

Looking for a unicorn. Find a gal who will do the trick and stick with her. You will be friends and you will be comfortable. She will learn how you like it. Such as soon as she walks in, the right grip, where to rub the thumb, speed of the rhythm. How much pressure to put on your balls. Finger in the ass?

If you hop around you are going to be disappointed most of the time. There is a reason I see the same old seahags. Really, some 25 looking year old cuties or a 55 year old woman. In the dim light its all the same. Back in the day Gigi down at Pine in Libertyville would be walking on my back. I'd see the dress drop to the floor, the bra on the floor, panties on the floor. Roll over and see a beautiful MILF with shapely legs and perky tits. She would let me taste anywhere so I would get there when they opened and go in the back door. Mamasan would keep it cracked open for me when I would call. Then Gigi's soft hands would arouse me sometimes getting me off using her pubic bone. In Milwaukee New Massage only granny would just do it without conversation. Same at Ying yong at GT. They didn't even collect until the end. They knew they would get paid. If my time got shorted they would give me a gift certificate. But not going to one shop to another to get blue balled by worse looking. Oh yeah, sure I find a real hotties but then you got to deal with the learning curve. Also the old grannies are not as much in demand so you usually can get a quick appointment. Don't like taking a chance on not getting who I want. Also its nice to hear from them now and then telling me business is slow, come in, get 90 for 60, half price, and what not. Even gotten 4 hands for the price of two on a snow blizzard day at the end of the month. Then a warm class of tea on the way out.

[Ranger51]

To get whacked off at an AMP you just need to start out naked.

I always go at dark too. I have only been turned down 3 x for a HE in like years.

S. w. And escorts are fucking lunatics. When a guy here is saying how great they are it's probably a delusion he's having.

No woman who takes 10 random dicks a day is a wonderful angel and great person to be around. If you can hang out with a streetwalker and really click, you got some big probs.

That is some funny shit right there.