Massage Parlor Reports

[ColsSubBoy]

I went to Water Cube in Middletown. Got there soon after opening. Had a maybe late 20's? Something girl. Paid for an hour, got maybe 45. Tried touching, she just giggled and either pushed my hand away or turned. She did not go near the boys. I tried hard to get something with no luck. She did not even indicate DIY. Got dressed and went to leave and she asked for tip. I pointed to the boys and said no touchy, no tip. She was upset so I gave her 10 since it's almost Christmas. Crappy massage, just light touching. Will not repeat. I'm early 40's so maybe I look too much like a cop. Maybe others will have better luck.

[Sammy Spots]

Are there any AMP in the area that still have a table shower?

Thanks in advance.

SS.

[ThatGuy011]

I used to visit Sakura well regularly till 2018- early 2019. But as soon as sunny showed up it reduced and now I stopped going there for past one year or so. And never ever done hr over there. Because they never finish the massage and rush me out. This repeated for 2-3 visit. So stopped. Why the hell shld I shell $ for just half hour body "poking" and stupid HJ. I would spend the $ on some good incall service instead. !

Good question. I *think* it's all about compromise at this point.

As it seems currently, you have the following:

35 year old white women that look 55 with hygiene issues, who don't answer the phone because of drug issues.

55 year old Asian women who you can pay $100+ for rushed impersonal service, and you may end up jacking off yourself.

Then you have black women. Who either have a bunch of rules posted, or aren't actually women. Especially walking.

We are about 2 years removed from any of these options being good. You used to find women that most here would consider TGTBT walking and doing everything for a Jackson. Of course there was also the west side Asian buffet.

Regarding AMPs and hotel women, no amount of bad reviews is going to stop most of these people from showing up 20 a day. That kind of goes with anything here. Even a post stating that everything was bad; the looks, the communication, shifty people around, nasty house, drugs, stinky pussy, but she offers BB. You'll have people begging for info.

Personally I'm not letting these shortcomings make me make bad decisions. If nothing is solid I have a utr who herself is becoming not reliable, but there's always the last choice, and that is just getting an actual side chick.

[IFeelGood]

Does anyone have experience with the new girl Eva. Can't search a 3 letter name.

I'm not sure what's going in because I haven't been to Sakura since late Oct but, 1) Eva is not new she has been there since Aug. She arrived and overlapped with Sunny for about 2 weeks. She is (IMHO) the best there but I only spent 2 or 3 sessions with her. Showing up about 9 pm to make sure I got the full hr and no interruptions 🥰 even gotten 2 pops but everything covered

Then Lisa went to Houston for awhile on vacation and Eva and Sunny were there. Well Lisa returned in Nov (bored) and then the three were together again. But as I understand Sunny is gone. Back to Chicago and not returning.

So I'm confused are these old reports or did I miss something the last month.

[Gonz199]

This is pornstar (and she really is a star) Eva Lovia.

Assume it's a scam. Paying up front is the stupidest thing you could possibly do.

[BiGDo6]

Hey fellow mongers, looking for a little help. I've been frequenting the AMPs in the Cincinnati area for years and am a Senior member on this site. Can anyone steer me to a decent AMP with a little more on the menu? I was a regular customer of Jenny at Ascoli but alas, she's gone. Are things that bad for everyone? Everyone I've tried is just so disappointingly. PM me with suggestions.

[Observant]

Has anyone been there recently? Report in November it was possibly closed. I have to go to Middletown and may stop in this week, I was just hoping someone who knew for sure could save me the hassle. I know there's no extras, but I have received decent massages there before.

They are open again. I called last week but was not able to make it.

Last time I had a lazy girl that kept dozing off. I had done 30 minutes so cut my losses with assisted DIY and. 1 tip and walked out.

Let us know how you'd visit goes.

Ob.

[DarkStallion]

I wish I had a better report to give on this place, as I used to like it. Went to Sakura this past week. It had been a while since my last visit. I did not get the new girl (Eva? Instead I got Sunny, who was smoking so much like a freight train in the back room, I could actually see the smoke. Her clothes wreaked of cigarette smoke in the room. I don't usually, but in this case opted for the hour (. 6). On my stomach 5-10 minutes, decent tease. Flipped, and opted for the handshake (another. 6 up front).

5 minutes into it, she says she's tired. She flips it to me. I flip it back to her. 5 more minutes later, she complains most men "launch" by now. I happen to know that's not true, and especially not true with me. I told her slow down, and lets try more massage first. She gives lackluster massage on my legs, muttering in Mandarin under her breath at me the whole time. Did I catch her on a bad day? Too late? I empathize, as I know these girls get tired, but I wish you could have been there. Awful and irritating. She begins to try again. Probably 3 minutes, flips it back to me and leaves the room. Sorry folks, but I'm done. I proceed to get dressed. I asked for $ back as I did not get the full hour, barely even a half hour. She reluctantly gives me. 2 back. I inquired about the tip? She says sorry about everything she's tired. For whatever reason I just let it go. But I can tell you this. I will not be going back. There actually still are other options out there, and better in my opinion. If you go back here I hope you have a better experience but mine sucked.

I used to visit Sakura well regularly till 2018- early 2019. But as soon as sunny showed up it reduced and now I stopped going there for past one year or so. And never ever done hr over there. Because they never finish the massage and rush me out. This repeated for 2-3 visit. So stopped. Why the hell shld I shell $ for just half hour body "poking" and stupid HJ. I would spend the $ on some good incall service instead. !

[ColsSubBoy]

Has anyone been there recently? Report in November it was possibly closed. I have to go to Middletown and may stop in this week, I was just hoping someone who knew for sure could save me the hassle. I know there's no extras, but I have received decent massages there before.

[PaiMei]

Has anyone tried. Been advertising in Cincinnati for around 4 weeks. I was given address in hyde Park then was asked to pay upfront partial donation before actual house number. Just curious if anyone did and had success? Says highly reviewed but can't find any. Will send pic of drivers license but could have been stolen. Anyone?

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/203945

This is pornstar (and she really is a star) Eva Lovia.

[Below Me]

I wish I had a better report to give on this place, as I used to like it. Went to Sakura this past week. It had been a while since my last visit. I did not get the new girl (Eva? Instead I got Sunny, who was smoking so much like a freight train in the back room, I could actually see the smoke. Her clothes wreaked of cigarette smoke in the room. I don't usually, but in this case opted for the hour (. 6). On my stomach 5-10 minutes, decent tease. Flipped, and opted for the handshake (another. 6 up front).

5 minutes into it, she says she's tired. She flips it to me. I flip it back to her. 5 more minutes later, she complains most men "launch" by now. I happen to know that's not true, and especially not true with me. I told her slow down, and lets try more massage first. She gives lackluster massage on my legs, muttering in Mandarin under her breath at me the whole time. Did I catch her on a bad day? Too late? I empathize, as I know these girls get tired, but I wish you could have been there. Awful and irritating. She begins to try again. Probably 3 minutes, flips it back to me and leaves the room. Sorry folks, but I'm done. I proceed to get dressed. I asked for $ back as I did not get the full hour, barely even a half hour. She reluctantly gives me. 2 back. I inquired about the tip? She says sorry about everything she's tired. For whatever reason I just let it go. But I can tell you this. I will not be going back. There actually still are other options out there, and better in my opinion. If you go back here I hope you have a better experience but mine sucked.

This place has been this way for months. Like a meat factory. Get you in and out asap no matter if you've paid for 30 or 60 minutes. On to the next $60 tip as quickly as they can. 10 of you fools in a day is $600, no wonder they're tired!

[Below Me]

I have been in contact with 901 but haven't pulled the trigger yet. My primary was to make clear I wanted the full hr which the handler agreed in the text msg. I keep the text msgs to show the provider and this works with 901 where I negotiated a lower price and showed the txt msg as confirmation. Anyway, the 901 is in a different location and this one looks pretty good compared to previous. Not sure if it is actually Sharonville. My next visit, I plan to hold back funds until end of service to get what I want

These girls aren't interested in massage. It's wham, bam thank you ma'am only. You've been warned.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I wish I had a better report to give on this place, as I used to like it. Went to Sakura this past week. It had been a while since my last visit. I did not get the new girl (Eva? Instead I got Sunny, who was smoking so much like a freight train in the back room, I could actually see the smoke. Her clothes wreaked of cigarette smoke in the room. I don't usually, but in this case opted for the hour (. 6). On my stomach 5-10 minutes, decent tease. Flipped, and opted for the handshake (another. 6 up front).

5 minutes into it, she says she's tired. She flips it to me. I flip it back to her. 5 more minutes later, she complains most men "launch" by now. I happen to know that's not true, and especially not true with me. I told her slow down, and lets try more massage first. She gives lackluster massage on my legs, muttering in Mandarin under her breath at me the whole time. Did I catch her on a bad day? Too late? I empathize, as I know these girls get tired, but I wish you could have been there. Awful and irritating. She begins to try again. Probably 3 minutes, flips it back to me and leaves the room. Sorry folks, but I'm done. I proceed to get dressed. I asked for $ back as I did not get the full hour, barely even a half hour. She reluctantly gives me. 2 back. I inquired about the tip? She says sorry about everything she's tired. For whatever reason I just let it go. But I can tell you this. I will not be going back. There actually still are other options out there,
and better in my opinion. If you go back here I hope you have a better experience but mine sucked.

Does anyone have experience with the new girl Eva. Can't search a 3 letter name.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Has anyone tried. Been advertising in Cincinnati for around 4 weeks. I was given address in hyde Park then was asked to pay upfront partial donation before actual house number. Just curious if anyone did and had success? Says highly reviewed but can't find any. Will send pic of drivers license but could have been stolen. Anyone?

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/203945

She is a SCAM. Area code is from Nebraska an only takes PayPal up front. Beware.

[DrPaulRx]

NEVER PAY UPFRONT!

Nuff said??

There is another one that claims to be in Mt. Lookout and same thing, partial payment upfront. I wrote back, I will NEVER pay upfront as 99% it is a scam, never heard back, what a surprise. Didn't even try to convince me otherwise.

Agree on no pay upfront. She then blew up phone saying any amount. Wants the business. I told. Her wouldn't work here but have seen some pay upfront and be surprised so thought I would. Check. As. Options suck right now.