Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Guide]

Was nice and. Totally relaxing. More than expected. Nice lady.

[Phantxtc]

Hey sorry, new to the area, where is this exactly? I've tried searching LaLa massage but nothing comes up. I was going to hit up Blue Rose but have decided against it after recent reviews. Appreciate the info!

Sorry for the confusion from the word play. "Angel" is the operative search term and it's in Metzger. .

[Sancho1999]

Well played. DereBetter to just leave and not make a big deal of it. Some of us like the older providers.

Went back to this place yesterday. Person that greeted me was over 40 and not attractive. I asked if there was another person and she said no. I left.

.

[Kenp5031]

I decided to try out Naito for the first time a couple of weeks ago after hearing so many good and mix reviews about it.

So it's street parking only so keep that in mind. I had to make a couple of passes before finding a spot to park. Also its downtown so there is always just random people hanging out right outside the door. When I went a saw a couple of guys just drinking some beer and asking weird questions as I passed by.

Went inside and the place is nice, clean and looks newer. They do offer a legit table shower but it is a little extra. Half hour with table shower came out to 7. A decent looking mid 30's Chinese girl wearing a black mini dress with no bra greeted me. I handed her 8 and she lead me to the room and got no change back.

Opt for the table shower first and that was okay, I had better before. Everything was going pretty good and after about 15 minutes it was time for the flip, and this is when things went down hill. She ask what I wanted and I requested full service. At first she said no but it didn't take much to change her mind. We settle on a price and we got started. IT was probably one of my worst FS experiences ever, she laid down like a fish and would not let me go into different positions. Kept saying I was too loud but I swear the squeaky table was making more noise when she was rubbing my back! So every time I started to get into it she would tell me too loud and make me stop! And than she started talking shit in Chinese while I was trying to finish it. That's the worst part! So after maybe 5 minutes of this she gets up and starts talking more shit in Chinese, pulls the cover off and gets the job done by hand. I told her I was about to finish but she was done with it.

So yah her name is Angela and I would never recommend. On the way out I did see another girl that was maybe Mexican and nice rack, so I might go back and try her but never again with Angela.

[Jacko0]

Hey sorry, new to the area, where is this exactly? I've tried searching LaLa massage but nothing comes up. I was going to hit up Blue Rose but have decided against it after recent reviews. Appreciate the info!

King's always been a sure thing for me & I don't mind spending a little extra on a younger lady. Most places are hit & miss & YMMV and you don't know what you'll end up with & if someone had a great time doesn't necessarily mean everyone will & also to each his own. And yes, these girls do move around a lot. If you don't have patents for the craft, then hit the T' Board if you want to know what you're going to get and definitely will save your $ in the long run.

[CreamPieSeeker]

Went back to this place yesterday. Person that greeted me was over 40 and not attractive. I asked if there was another person and she said no. I left.

[FilltRich]

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

Hey sorry, new to the area, where is this exactly? I've tried searching LaLa massage but nothing comes up. I was going to hit up Blue Rose but have decided against it after recent reviews. Appreciate the info!

[Drex Diggler2]

I'm new here and need suggestions on good FS AMPs in the area. They also need to be accepting of overweight people which I've noticed in the past some aren't.

I am overweight, and have only had a problem once, and that was a couple years ago. Not sure if I am just lucky, but Some of the ladies I have had fun with would rank a 8-9 for me on looks. Those ones treated me great. Maybe it is how I treat them, I am not sure, as I am not a heavy tipper LOL.

[NoFearToTry]

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

In regards to the stop for lala, I was there within the last week also she was cash only when I stopped as well. Now for those whom have not stopped she said she is 28 is I recall correctly, tall slender and dressed lightly, to me I think she is more like 35 ish to no more than 40 , and attractive. Paid for the hour got about 20 min in before the flip time as she directed, 2 for the full meal was the quote, uhm no thanks, came to 1. 4 , was another lip service option as well don't remember the number, went for the handy deal. Wanted 6 tipped 4 , although was not discussed during.

Was barely 40 minutes and she called it an hour, uhm ok so I'm not remorseful for the 4 tip. Her hands are soft she rolls well all over your back side knows the activities and the game well. On another note she didn't like the tip and had expressed that, so take it for what's it worth guys. There was another gent walked in had not seen her before as well and she said she had been there about a month. I have family nearby so I stopped when I seen a change of vehicles in the parking lot.

Good luck guys be safe all.

[Amp Guide]

Its all up to you. Some places are most are not. Pretty hard to get it fast on first visit. Depending on a few things. THe more $$$ loosen up the girls more. No real recommendations as they places change girls so frequently. Read thru the last 12 or so pages to gather up the latest Intel. They do seem a little more desperate for money as Chineese flu has slowed the income stream down I am sure. But remember We are supporting China which in tern supports Joe's son H you and T E are LOL Thought you all could use a laugh.

I will hit my last place up again tonight after work I hope. She was sweet and pretty good looking. Way above average.

Happy days. Keep up the great reports people. Information is vital.

[Phantxtc]

I was determined to finally check out at least one of the AMPs on the west side wish list I'd assembled thanks to reports from you gents. I had done some recon phone calls in the past, to help narrow options down by, among other things, whether they accept credit cards.

The plan was to get a session with the angel LaLa, and when I got there, she was free, dressed for fun, and ready to lead me right to a table. But when I pulled out the card, she said cash only today and told me about the closest ATM. "Okay," I said and left because my available funds are not accessible that way. So I decided to check into a Lucky little spot on Cornell where I'd heard there might be a pretty, young thing who may or may not be an option. Went in and, while the only person in there wasn't what my fingers were crossed for, she was nicely built and her clothes were almost falling off her. But again, no credit card today. WTF is going on? Is there a global glitch in the Visa system?

Not wanting to waste the pill I'd already taken earlier in the morning, my next stop was EZ to find nearby. Two women welcomed me in, both a bit older than I prefer but still not worth turning down. I don't have time at the moment for a full play by play but after a 15 minute wait, the older looking lady did my massage, negotiated BBBJ for tip of. 8 and performed masterfully. Oddly, she handed me off to the other girl for the last 5 minutes of the session and she teased the man pouch a bit and told me next time she'll give me a "number one good massage. " So, fantastic mouth action from one lady and some free bonus twiddling from the other for the surprise two-fer.

I'll be back.

[PapaBearDied]

I'm new here and need suggestions on good FS AMPs in the area. They also need to be accepting of overweight people which I've noticed in the past some aren't.

[Gordita Lover]

Disappointing to hear Blue Sky has gone downhill. Friend and I went several months back before Covid lockdowns and had a great time. I think I paid 60 for the massage and another 40 for HJ with a lot of extras. Got an ok half hour of massage before the real fun started. Friend got less of a massage, but loved the extras. Both girls were definitely hotter than any others I've seen at AMPs in the Portland metro and I've been to a lot, mostly for just the massage, not the extra fun. His girl was probably even hotter than mine, but mine was really playful. I've been eager to get back but waiting until things settled with Covid. Not sure I'll go back now. There are so many new places, probably be more fun just to try a new place out than get the hard sell when I could just grab a girl off * with all the services spelled out for no more expensive.

Recent visit with CiCi. Beautiful and young. So, yes, it was TGTBT. Her attempt at a massage was pathetic. No oil, no lotion. Just tiny little pinches all over the back. After about 10 minutes, told me to flip and grabbed the junk. Let me pull down her top which revealed awesome tits. Then the bullshit kicked in. As she's stroking, she lets me know that she wants a buck / sixty for a simple HJ. She thought the fact that she would rub it against her tits was worthy of the extra. I let her know that I only put up the standard rate for HJ (.4) and she couldn't believe that I didn't think she was worth her asking price. I told her that her asking price is more than I pay for BBFS at her competitors, but that I was willing to go that high with her if she matched her competitors' services. As usual, the fact that she wanted to argue about the tip was a complete turnoff so I eventually just told her to forget it and finish the "massage". She rubbed my feet for another 5 minutes and said "done". Paid for an hour and got 15 minutes of lame service plus 20 minutes of arguing. YMMV with her, but be warned. She definitely thinks she's pretty enough to trick old men out of their money.

[PdxMazn]

1st off thanks why'll been lurking on here a long time and hit up a ton of places over the years but had little luck. Over the last few weeks I hit up the 3 mention AMPs and here my report.

Was the best HE the massage was ok and def not worth paying for 90 or even 60 mins.

Sports was all hush hush don't post anything about them but they had the best massage, ending was ok. Their price also includes table shower so if you're interested in getting one tell them when they start the massage.

And Mandy was soso all around I think they had a slightly more attractive girls but mine didn't speak as much English as the other 2 places and so I failed in getting the ending I wanted (tipped for). Massage was ok she said it was hard and asked me a couple of times if I was ok. I barely felt it still a nice body rub. Also had to wait 20 mins naked in a room and she left in the middle of the massage like 5 or6 times. I think the other gal working was more attractive so I may try again be for writing them completely off.

So Sandy was the only one that was on par with what I exp before and the other 2 was a nice upgrade.

[Benson008]

Yeah, went there a while back (left the only review there on RM), very legit unfortunately. If it was Sunny, she wasn't too shy when it comes to the massage though; she definitely had the goods uncovered at one point, on back and flip. Didn't ever brush the boys or tease, but did end up massaging between the shaft and my leg (it was hard up against my thigh, didn't move it or massage around, just pushed against it).

Damn shame. She's such a mom-next-door vibe. Maybe going enough times will open her up, but the covers make it hard to do so. Straight up blankets on the table. Usually if I get cover, I try to say that it's too hot, and they lighten up on it.

Her name started with a V. She said she was 1 of 3 working there. I think she said she was 31 and was reasonably attractive from what was revealed around the mask and her garments.