Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[SugarNuts]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Hope she does not drive her car like she writes! Cannot imagine a session with her other than her bouncing off the walls! Hope to hear a review from someone brave enough to TOFTT

I don't have recent experience but I did see her once last year when she was new to the area, BTW, she goes by all the above, I saw ads using all three names when she was advertising in Tacoma. She's originally from Spokane, when I saw her she was still lactating, she had recently had a baby but there was no baby stuff in her shitty Pac Hwy motel in Fife. I think she left the baby with her parents in Spokane when she travelled here. She was totally scattered, just like her rambling post, when I arrived. Her boyfriend, definitely not security, was there when I arrived and she sent him out to do the laundry and told him to wait at Taco Time. He's a total soy boy so when I say boyfriend it's probably the one she mentions in her rambling dissertation.

Anyway, to the details you all are looking for, she was young, at the time 19, I believe, cute and skinny, not anorexic, and I was surprised she was lactating because her body must have recovered pretty quickly. Service was meh, enthusiasm was meh, she just wanted you to do the deed and get out. It took her forever to be ready, she was picking up shit and put more laundry outside the door for the boyfriend to wash. Anyway, someone mentioned meth, I'm not sure, possibly, but she did smoke some brown stuff from a piece of tinfoil before we got down to business, she offered me some and that was a hard pass from me. Anyway, she prefers doggy and it's a nice view, but absolutely will not do mish, weird. Her advertised menu is extensive but in person it's much more limited. No trips to the islands even though it's advertised, poor oral skills with a very premature gag reflex (she advertises DT, but unless a monger is well below average it wasn't happening, her boyfriend must be hung like a squirrel), BBBJ and CFS.

To sum it up, the long ass ad is exactly what you'll get if you meet. She's scattered, young and cute as hell, small maybe B cup, closer to A cup (she advertises Russian but unless someone gets off on rubbing chest bones, she isn't equipped to properly perform it). Decent ass that I really wanted to pound but she bait and switched on that. Only really does doggy, but does allow FIV, no kissing (not my thing with the majority of providers anyway, but she advertises). She's young and at the time, very inexperienced not in just providing but also from her menu's standpoint. Unless her experience level has increased expect a cold fish, not what I expect from providers. If I remember correctly, I paid $$ for an hour but I have no idea what her rates are now. I could totally see from her being young and cute, and gather from the novel she wrote, her getting GPS.

I did not and will not repeat, YMMV on this one.

[HarleySteve]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Hope she does not drive her car like she writes! Cannot imagine a session with her other than her bouncing off the walls! Hope to hear a review from someone brave enough to TOFTT.

[Phaethon]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

This rambling dissertation may be her take on GFE.

[CookieGuy]

I only lasted 2 lines. Then I got a headache and scrolled down to the list of services. That would give me what I wanted. Fast. She needs to learn.

Wow. Thats a small book. No periods. Somebody was on meth when they wrote it.

[Morgan Creamin]

ANOtHEr ReALly DuMB tHiNG thAT sOMe of THE laDiEs Do Is wHEn tHey TYpe TheIR meSSaGes liKE THIS on TNa.

With some letter capitalized AnD SoME of THeM noT. It is JUst So DUmB!

Agreed. I wonder if they think they're being cute when they actually look retarded.

[DrtyHarry]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

I only lasted 2 lines. Then I got a headache and scrolled down to the list of services. That would give me what I wanted. Fast. She needs to learn.

[SeattleMassage]

ANOtHEr ReALly DuMB tHiNG thAT sOMe of THE laDiEs Do Is wHEn tHey TYpe TheIR meSSaGes liKE THIS on TNa.

With some letter capitalized AnD SoME of THeM noT. It is JUst So DUmB!

[SeattleMassage]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

Or a comma, or a run on sentence, or any grammar whatsoever LOL.

[Raven1855]

I chuckled when I saw how fucking long this ad was LOL, does she know what a paragraph is?

https://everett.skipthegames.com/fem...t/159952213279

[CoffeeTurd]

Just reached out to someone on TNA after not using it for a while (hot, 19, great tits, great reviews). They were already charging $400 and then added an additional fee because I got a big dick. Meanwhile, I I'm constantly getting messaged by women in their 20's and late teens asking if they can sleepover for 250 or less. Plus it's always bare service and they always get checked before. They always want to fuck and are down to learn new things.

If anything, the same simps from tna are fucking up the board an making shit more expensive. I had a great new SB lined up, but she was charging 800 for overnight. I waited a bit to get her to lower the price, thinking that more gus would reject that number. I reached out a few days later and she was taken. Some of that is on me for waiting 3 days, but fuck these dudes that are paying apartment prices for 2 dates.

[BusSit69]

This is true. They all take nuts is their pussy and ass.

And mouth.

[BuckeyeNerd]

Looking for any referrals for a private investigator in Seattle or Bellevue area.

[SeattleMassage]

it is not big tech that needs to broken up. Tna needs to be broken up and sent to the ether. The collusion there is much worse and impacts us in much worse ways. Without tna the market will rebalance. What the hell happened to that site. We used to have late teens, early 20's hot spinners taking it bare in every hole. Now it is full of bs providers with their contacts set up and regulated worse than the f*cking federal government.

Absolutely!

[GangBangLeader]

How the hell they go from talking about the condom breaking, to sti's, hooker insurance, large dick (pause) bringing your own magnum, her taking a day off to get tested to he's a doushe bag. Damn if you do, damn if you don't. He was willing to send the $40 till she lied and tripled it I swear. And ol boy getting jumped for suggesting she get tested!! WTF is wrong with these people. Did you consider her emotional damage. What damage, they all fuck RAW. Grow tf up! Rant over. LOL.

This is true. They all take nuts is their pussy and ass.

[BusSit69]

She just posted an alert of someone who "broke the condom and she didn't notice" yeah right!

But I think she got mad because the guy didn't pay the donation she is charging for bb, the "plan b" she says LOL.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....to-cover-PlanB

How the hell they go from talking about the condom breaking, to sti's, hooker insurance, large dick (pause) bringing your own magnum, her taking a day off to get tested to he's a doushe bag. Damn if you do, damn if you don't. He was willing to send the $40 till she lied and tripled it I swear. And ol boy getting jumped for suggesting she get tested!! WTF is wrong with these people. Did you consider her emotional damage. What damage, they all fuck RAW. Grow tf up! Rant over. LOL.