Massage Parlor Reports

[Heywood2020]

Looks like Haley is back. Merry Christmas.

https://passionflowrprincess.wixsite.com/thetouch

[HungMosquito]

https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/c...--3618008.html

According to this Florida attorney, they are supposed to be charging a sales tax as they pay a sales tax on those services.

First- for a body scrub you are drastically over paying! The going rate is about 100 is a real spa.

Secondly- You are getting ripped off with them charging you tax. Spa services in the State of Florida are not taxed. Only if you by products. So they are pocketing this extra money!

[HungMosquito]

If this were true then Hair Cuttery wouldn't charge taxes on my hair services. Every man that comes on here is thinking with the little head or else they wouldn't be on here, including you.

First- for a body scrub you are drastically over paying! The going rate is about 100 is a real spa.

Secondly- You are getting ripped off with them charging you tax. Spa services in the State of Florida are not taxed. Only if you by products. So they are pocketing this extra money!

[JohnnyMonger69]

Update to my original post. The owner Shalonda reached out to me and spoke with me about my visit there. She offered me a Full Refund and also let me know that if I had a problem with the service or the experience that I had there then I should have contacted her first and given her a chance to make it right. She let me know that she is a small business person and that a negative review like mine can really hurt her business and she even offered to give me a free session herself to make up for the service that I received on my first visit.

Guys, I have to let you know that I really felt like a Jerk after our conversation as she was genuinely hurt by my review and she said that she has put a lot of work into building her business and training her personnel. I also have to agree with her that it is not fair to complain about something before giving the person or business you are complaining about a chance to fix the problem.

Sometimes crap in our personal life (Work, Family Problems, Stress in general) color our perceptions of events and I think that was also the case here. In retrospect, my first visit here was not great, it was not all that bad either. I will be taking Shalonda up on her offer of a free session and I will let everyone know how things went the second time around.

[Barolo]

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

Second Red Flag was when I arrived 15 minutes early for my appointment I was told I had to wait outside in my car until "they were ready for me". So any allusions about this being an upscale place where I could sit around and sip on a beverage and make small talk until my appointment time were dashed.

Next Red Flag was I had asked if I could have a specific girl from the pictures on their Craigslist ad and then I was instead given the girl who had asked me to wait in the car (who was overweight and not to my liking. I had actually chosen the owner Shalonda but instead got Janella). Here is a link to their pictures:

https://thebodycave.com/meet-the-team/

These girls must have gone to Glamour Shots to get their pictures done because the two I saw do not look that good and both girls were about 20 to 30 pounds heavier than their pictures would indicate.

As for the Body Scrub it was conducted like I was at a doctor's office (the attendant wore rubber gloves). It was definitely not the same vibe you get in a Asian massage parlor. No hint of friendliness and very little small talk. Some attention was paid to Junior, but it was more out of clinical necessity that any attempt to make my experience enjoyable. There was no hint What-So-Ever of any kind of extras and given the appearance of my attendant I would not have wanted any at all.

I was also hustled out of the room because they had another client coming in for a Brazilian wax and that was why I could not have Shalonda because she is the one who does that service and the appointment times overlapped.

I will give this experience Two Thumbs Down. It is expensive, the staff is not friendly or attractive, making me wait in my car for 15 minutes is rude, there were no extras nor any kind of hint of extras. I urge fellow mongers to avoid this place.

First- for a body scrub you are drastically over paying! The going rate is about 100 is a real spa.

Secondly- You are getting ripped off with them charging you tax. Spa services in the State of Florida are not taxed. Only if you by products. So they are pocketing this extra money!

[JetWash53]

First, let me say I'm a long time lurker and just now, decided to join. After over a year of not visiting here, I wanted to check it out again. First off, BIG mistake! The name has changed. It's a on a sign in the pack parking. Sorry, but I really didn't notice it as I was excited that they were open again hoping to enjoy my visit as I had always done in the years past. Was greeted by Lisa dressed in shorts and a top. She was friendly enough. She said they were under new ownership. Guess I should have known better and gone somewhere else but I continued anyway. Told her I didn't need a table shower as I had just gotten out of one. On the table face down and the massage started. I asked for medium and it was soft. I asked again and still the same result. As she rubbed my back while standing at the head of the table, I ran my hands up the back of her legs and she giggled a bit but didn't back away, so I thought this might end up OK. I had already placed what I thought was a reasonable amount on the little table in the corner. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I indicated a BJ. She said it would be $.5 was still thinking with the little head so I countered with $ but she continued with wanting $.5 by then, I was over it and got dressed. Not a good experience and don't think I'll be back.

[HungMosquito]

I have been a frequent patron of The Body Cave for more than a year. What I do know is that they work by appointment only and that you are not allowed inside no sooner than 5 minutes before your appointment so if you arrived 15 minutes earlier than your appointment time then who's fault is that really? As far as the ladies being overweight, you must have not visited The Body Cave recently as the 2 girls on the site look even better IMO in person and no, they are not overweight. It amazes me how you guys are so quick to bash a place when most of you are no Ken doll yourself. And for the gloves, I have so much respect for a place as clean as this place that's not holding a dozen bare cocks a day or passing out BBBJ like so many of the places guys often glorify. Gross! The owner Shalonda is very sweet and can't see everyone that requests to see her so she hired the additional help. If you're looking for a $40 HJ by ladies who's has 300 plus cocks up them while laying on dirty sheets in another guy's jizz then go visit your corner AMP. IF you're looking for a unique spa experience in a clean, safe friendly environment where you're catered to, I recommend you try The Body Cave.

These ladies can be seen on their website under the "Meet The Team" section and as anyone can from the backgrounds, these are far from Glamour shots. Hey monger, care to post what you look like?

TOURE.

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

Second Red Flag was when I arrived 15 minutes early for my appointment I was told I had to wait outside in my car until "they were ready for me". So any allusions about this being an upscale place where I could sit around and sip on a beverage and make small talk until my appointment time were dashed.

Next Red Flag was I had asked if I could have a specific girl from the pictures on their Craigslist ad and then I was instead given the girl who had asked me to wait in the car (who was overweight and not to my liking. I had actually chosen the owner Shalonda but instead got Janella). Here is a link to their pictures:

[JohnnyMonger69]

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

Second Red Flag was when I arrived 15 minutes early for my appointment I was told I had to wait outside in my car until "they were ready for me". So any allusions about this being an upscale place where I could sit around and sip on a beverage and make small talk until my appointment time were dashed.

Next Red Flag was I had asked if I could have a specific girl from the pictures on their Craigslist ad and then I was instead given the girl who had asked me to wait in the car (who was overweight and not to my liking. I had actually chosen the owner Shalonda but instead got Janella). Here is a link to their pictures:

https://thebodycave.com/meet-the-team/

These girls must have gone to Glamour Shots to get their pictures done because the two I saw do not look that good and both girls were about 20 to 30 pounds heavier than their pictures would indicate.

As for the Body Scrub it was conducted like I was at a doctor's office (the attendant wore rubber gloves). It was definitely not the same vibe you get in a Asian massage parlor. No hint of friendliness and very little small talk. Some attention was paid to Junior, but it was more out of clinical necessity that any attempt to make my experience enjoyable. There was no hint What-So-Ever of any kind of extras and given the appearance of my attendant I would not have wanted any at all.

I was also hustled out of the room because they had another client coming in for a Brazilian wax and that was why I could not have Shalonda because she is the one who does that service and the appointment times overlapped.

I will give this experience Two Thumbs Down. It is expensive, the staff is not friendly or attractive, making me wait in my car for 15 minutes is rude, there were no extras nor any kind of hint of extras. I urge fellow mongers to avoid this place.

[Batman6969]

She must have had an off day. Candy has been one of the best providers for this year. She has a near perfect body and is very sweet.

Candy is crazy good. I had an awesome time with her last week.

[IanD5]

It's been a while but I remember a stand up shower in the little dark room across the hall , it had a hand held shower head.

They used the stand-up shower as a backup, as mentioned. I always take a quick shower in there after the session. They are absolutely fine with it.

[SmallTittyLvr]

If this is the one behind the KFC. I have gotten everything there except back door. Last two times were covered FS and BBBJ. I usually get myself semi hard before they come back into the room, and am stroking when they come in. So they know what I am looking for. Was there less than a month ago. Don't give up. And don't wait for them to initiate. Stay safe and stuff.

How much was the service there for Extras? And how would you rate the girls there?

It's conveniently located for my commute, so I want to try it out. Any info would help before I try them next week.

[DooMutt]

Hey. Thanks for the info. I realized you mentioned Chanel in your post. It's just that the last time I visited, they told me she no longer works there. That's why I was wondering if she was still there. Wasn't sure how long ago you went for your visit.

Didn't want you to think I was illiterate or something.

[ImmCat]

So they do HE then? And also do they wear gloves or no?

I've been a couple times. First time, service by the owner before she hired help. Very thorough manscaping followed by a very nice HE that almost felt like it was accidental, just party of the exfoliation and hydration process. Almost. Left squeaky clean and hairless.

2nd time, one of the new girls. Service was close to the same, thorough shaving and exfoliation, but there was zero hint of HE, not even remotely. Left with blue balls and when I showered later, saw there was still hair everywhere. Like everywhere. Owner asked me for a review when I left. I texted it to her, but never got a reply. That was my last visit while the help is there, no thanks! Gloves both times though since you asked.

[RiotStar]

Had such a wild time with Sophia. I asked for anyone so when I saw her, I thought she was little plain looking but with a pretty face and very nice smile. Our time together was intense. I guess YMMV for sure when it comes to them. I had mentioned months ago that I had a whatever experience with Mickey. Ended up seeing her again and it was a complete 180. I'm thinking it depends on time and mood they're in. Mickey was telling me she works everyday and is exhausted. Sophia fucked me up. In the best of ways. Table shower was intense as well as the session. Real great at teasing, extreme cts, dfk, the works

[BillyW]

Went to Golden Gate the other day. Differently not the same. Yes FS is on the menu but over priced and I ended up with an older Asian woman late 50's and on the heavy side. I won't be going back until they get a much young and better looking staff that performs like the old days!