What in the fuck are you talking about?

[AllTheTime]

My standards are not as high as a lot of you mongers. Personally, if a girl has a beautiful face, a decent body, natural boobs, good personality, and little or no tats, I will be satisfied just about every time. When I say decent body. I'm talking about being on the slim side. Doesn't have to look like a fitness or swimsuit model. I also prefer brunettes over blondes.

Basically I prefer the "Girl next Door".

One thing this latest thread shows is why we can never control the market. Our expectations for hobbying are simply too different.

Mid-30's and in shape or 60's with dad body- we are all paying for it, but what is attractive to one may not be for another. Eye of the beholder is, within certain limits, a real thing.

While the providers will have certain expectations of their own (when I started, I remember a real knockout saying that being with someone old enough to be their father could be ok, but it was always weird when the monger was old enough to be their grandfather), all providers are in this for the money; we each simply should (without denigrating others), decide what combination of money vs looks, attitude, etc. Is worth it to us.

[FunderJ]

I must admit that I agree with many of the opinions shared recently in this thread. I am definitely not anyone's definition of God's gift to women, but if I am paying for it, I want some good look pussy. I do not mind paying for it and for the most part I look on Eros. That said, those ladies are getting a little pricey. I do read the boards on USASG pretty religiously hoping to find that diamond in the rough, but for the most part I am usually disappointed. I have definitely learned that beauty is in the of the beholder. I do get lucky sometimes, but not as often as I would like. When I do visit a provider that disappoints base on a recommendation from a board member, I usually don't post about it. I probably should to keep another monger from making the same mistake, but I generally like to avoid the drama that comes from calling someone's baby ugly. LOL. Not sure what the right approach is.

My standards are not as high as a lot of you mongers. Personally, if a girl has a beautiful face, a decent body, natural boobs, good personality, and little or no tats, I will be satisfied just about every time. When I say decent body. I'm talking about being on the slim side. Doesn't have to look like a fitness or swimsuit model. I also prefer brunettes over blondes.

Basically I prefer the "Girl next Door".

[FunderJ]

Married pussy is the most expensive pussy of all. I haven't fucked the other half in over 10 years. Hell, we don't even sleep in the same room.

Before my separation, I was able to fuck my wife but it took some begging which I find demeaning.

[FunderJ]

Married pussy is the most expensive pussy of all. I haven't fucked the other half in over 10 years. Hell, we don't even sleep in the same room.

Just from the experience of my loveless marriage, a pussy stops working when your wife becomes 50. I had this same discussion with other men my age who are going through the same experience as I am.

[TheMechanik365]

My Man The Mechanik I literally spit out my damn coffee while reading your RP quote-Brother you have no idea how powerful those words are-I hope all mongers are lucky enough to read it-Stay Pimping!

Phil.

IKR. When I first heard it, I was like Damn, nail hit squarely on head.

[HoldenPierson]

I must admit that I agree with many of the opinions shared recently in this thread. I am definitely not anyone's definition of God's gift to women, but if I am paying for it, I want some good look pussy. I do not mind paying for it and for the most part I look on Eros. That said, those ladies are getting a little pricey. I do read the boards on USASG pretty religiously hoping to find that diamond in the rough, but for the most part I am usually disappointed. I have definitely learned that beauty is in the of the beholder. I do get lucky sometimes, but not as often as I would like. When I do visit a provider that disappoints base on a recommendation from a board member, I usually don't post about it. I probably should to keep another monger from making the same mistake, but I generally like to avoid the drama that comes from calling someone's baby ugly. LOL. Not sure what the right approach is.

100% agree with those that stated; we all pay for pussy one way or another. As well as we should post accurate reviews with the understanding not everyone views things through the same lens.

But certain posters seem to only criticize the providers and / or critique the reviews of other members while contributing little to nothing of their own.

And if their standards are so high while disagreeing with most Senior Members, they should move on and try a Perfect 10 type site.

[Blumpy420]

A lady once told me all guys pay for the punani, one way or the other. I've been married before and having a wife ain't free gents. Count up the jewelry, cars, houses and all other expenditures and you'll see what I mean. So, paying for a decent lady is still cheaper to me. Deposits is where I draw the line- nothing good will come from it.

That's the truth. Three ways to pay. Time, money, and worst of all. Commitment.

[NC Transplant]

Married pussy is the most expensive pussy of all. I haven't fucked the other half in over 10 years. Hell, we don't even sleep in the same room.

A lady once told me all guys pay for the punani, one way or the other. I've been married before and having a wife ain't free gents. Count up the jewelry, cars, houses and all other expenditures and you'll see what I mean. So, paying for a decent lady is still cheaper to me. Deposits is where I draw the line- nothing good will come from it.

[PhillUponThese]

My Man The Mechanik I literally spit out my damn coffee while reading your RP quote-Brother you have no idea how powerful those words are-I hope all mongers are lucky enough to read it-Stay Pimping!

Phil.

It's like Richard Pryor said, "I'm too old to beg for pussy. Either give me some or sell me some".

I'm in my late 40's, look like mid 30's, in shape and have NEVER had problems getting women. I pay because I don't have the time nor desire to chase pussy. Just tell me how much and let's cut the BS.

[Gator1961]

I got the "impression" from you posting that you like to settle in the 300 range so think my reading comprehension is just fine, thanks.

And I'm not offended at all. Be as critical as you like about providers you have visited.

Just try not to be an indignant douche if others have a different option.

I must admit that I agree with many of the opinions shared recently in this thread. I am definitely not anyone's definition of God's gift to women, but if I am paying for it, I want some good look pussy. I do not mind paying for it and for the most part I look on Eros. That said, those ladies are getting a little pricey. I do read the boards on USASG pretty religiously hoping to find that diamond in the rough, but for the most part I am usually disappointed. I have definitely learned that beauty is in the of the beholder. I do get lucky sometimes, but not as often as I would like. When I do visit a provider that disappoints base on a recommendation from a board member, I usually don't post about it. I probably should to keep another monger from making the same mistake, but I generally like to avoid the drama that comes from calling someone's baby ugly. LOL. Not sure what the right approach is.

[Titlicka]

It's like Richard Pryor said, "I'm too old to beg for pussy. Either give me some or sell me some".

I'm in my late 40's, look like mid 30's, in shape and have NEVER had problems getting women. I pay because I don't have the time nor desire to chase pussy. Just tell me how much and let's cut the BS.

A lady once told me all guys pay for the punani, one way or the other. I've been married before and having a wife ain't free gents. Count up the jewelry, cars, houses and all other expenditures and you'll see what I mean. So, paying for a decent lady is still cheaper to me. Deposits is where I draw the line- nothing good will come from it.

[TheMechanik365]

Emotional attachment for sure. Plus at some point it's just weird being 35 and hitting on a 22 year old. Like more often than not there's no issue but we're kidding ourselves if we say it makes sense to spend hours at a bar and a hundred on drinks for a maybe chance when I can just for sure get it without the hassle from a provider. People see these girls for all sorts of reasons, some because they can't get layed, lots because they just like it.

It's like Richard Pryor said, "I'm too old to beg for pussy. Either give me some or sell me some".

I'm in my late 40's, look like mid 30's, in shape and have NEVER had problems getting women. I pay because I don't have the time nor desire to chase pussy. Just tell me how much and let's cut the BS.

[Yokoono]

I think you're making the mistake of assuming everyone here is similar to you. I'm in my 30's, professional, and work out 5 x week. I don't mean this in any way to be offensive but Jess is thicker than any girl I've ever dated. That's fine if you're in to that sort of thing but if people on this board are going on and on about how petite she is that's completely misleading. She's "normal" sized if you're used to the body most middle class and lower women have, but some of us are looking for something a bit better. I've been with Indigo, a number of the girls at Nice, College Megan (what ever happened to her?) and a few others but truth be told it's damn near impossible to find an actual petite girl that doesn't have drug problems in this hobby. And those that don't are usually on Eros which is where I find myself spending more time. Honestly it doesn't take a ton of effort for some of us to pull a girl like Jess on Tinder or whatever.

Some of the guys are annoyed by your comments, but the truth is the truth. I find most postings are way way way too generous in describing the providers in this state. Frankly, it's the pits here and pretty much everywhere not near NYC, Miami, L. A. Or other major cities. I am in my upper 40's, stay in shape and still look good in suit. I am not looking for a HE from a chunky old woman.

Petite is not 5' 4" and 150 pounds. We the reality that the girls we want are never going to be here. We need to travel to them. Hell, until the bs pandemic the best option was vacationing overseas!

[CuriousGeor]

I have never seen a more honest report ever on this board. Ever. You said things I wanted to without wanting to offend. I'm a bit older than you but am in great shape and I feel many on here think average to non average girls are amazing. Jess is not in shape I told someone that in a private message. But she isn't fat either. She's ok. And has a pretty face.

I think in general we should all be okay with being honest about someone's body. The reason I went to see Jess was the reviews calling her a petite girl. I want to be clear that I'm not looking down on her for her body, or anyone that thinks she's a great option. But I do think it would have been nice to know their definition of petite was quite different from mine going in. Again she was super sweet and honestly not bad during the act either, she was super GFE and seemed to really get in to it (some girls genuinely get in to it, some are fantastic actresses, I can't tell. I can tell when one's a bad actress). I mean, she told me she came like three times in the middle of it, that's the sort of thing I really wish more providers did. But I personally can't really get past the idea of paying someone that I probably wouldn't hit on at a bar. And that's kinda my standard.

[HoldenPierson]

First of all I'm not sure where you got the impression I was only paying 3 bills or that I wouldn't visit a girl over 5'3". You should try re-reading the post because I don't say any of that LOL. I'm happy to do more for the right person and there's plenty of attractive taller women out there. I just wouldn't come here and describe a girl who's 5'7" as a spinner. Truth is there's a lot of not great looking offerings asking a lot more. 300 is usually the floor for the girls I look for, since anyone asking for less is usually worth less.

And sorry if you think me being honest is "smug". I don't really care, I'm just here to review girls in the industry and see what's out there. Picking up women isn't difficult for me, but I'm not really trying to visit crowded bars in the middle of a pandemic nor am I trying to lead girls on when all I'd like to do is hit it and go. If me saying we should be more honest with describing these girls the way they are offends you then I think probably that says a lot more about you then me.

I got the "impression" from you posting that you like to settle in the 300 range so think my reading comprehension is just fine, thanks.

And I'm not offended at all. Be as critical as you like about providers you have visited.

Just try not to be an indignant douche if others have a different option.