Massage Parlor Reports

[FirstTimer1]

Anyone got an UTR contact that is looking to make some extra money given the recent shutdown for COVID? Looking for a nice massage with minor extras.

DM me.

[FireStick]

I was driving down Crain Hwy in Glen Burnie and saw a sign advertising massage. The place is an office building just past Friendly's on the right driving south. I know there is another massage place up the street from this one. Anyone had the opportunity to check the new one out. Next time I am in that area with some free time I will stop.

Yesterday I back door open construction still building out sawhorses and drywall work with contractors inside but coming along quickly. Already had red lanterns hung in the hallway and signs in the front. Dimly lit parking area behind the building. Lighting looked bright but probably just for construction. Looked to be ready for open soon.

[Michael Taylor]

That sounds like it worked out pretty well for you! What was the mask situation?

She took it off for the CBJ (ha). She had a mask on for much of it. I didn't have to wear mine, though. Having had a day to sleep on things, it really wasn't that great of an experience. I probably would have been better off buying PornHub Premium for a few months (ha). I just wanted to roll the dice and try it. I definitely wouldn't repeat.

[Rolling Stoned]

So I pulled the trigger. I know I shouldn't be surprised that it was a little disappointing, but here's how it all went.

I texted them in the morning to see when I could stop by for HH. She mentioned that 10:15 AM would be good, so I drove to the Extended Stay hotel near BWI (West Nursery Rd area). Parked and texted. Got the "wait a minute" reply. So I waited 5 minutes and texted again. She told me "a little longer". This happened for another 20 minutes. By this time, I barely had time for a QV. To my surprise, the provider was actually cute and pretty young. Probably mid-to-upper 20's. Really nice body. Attractive, but nothing special. She spoke 0 english. We had to use an app on her phone to negotiate the QV, which we settled at 0. 8. Over paid. I know. But I was light on time and wanted to get a load out. We got right to it. CBJ and then CFS. As a small brighshot, she had a really nice tight / wet pussy. Felt great and I had no chance of lasting long. In the end, it was probably the best thing that could have happened. I saved $60 which would have went to a really sucky massage 15 minute massage with the same lackluster performance to end things. I might just stick to the places in Greenbelt where you'll at least get a nice tableshower.

There are three providers in the BWI area. They all charge the same rates. I have a feeling that they all talk to each other. I found this one on RubRatings.

That sounds like it worked out pretty well for you! What was the mask situation?

[Michael Taylor]

So I pulled the trigger. I know I shouldn't be surprised that it was a little disappointing, but here's how it all went.

I texted them in the morning to see when I could stop by for HH. She mentioned that 10:15 AM would be good, so I drove to the Extended Stay hotel near BWI (West Nursery Rd area). Parked and texted. Got the "wait a minute" reply. So I waited 5 minutes and texted again. She told me "a little longer". This happened for another 20 minutes. By this time, I barely had time for a QV. To my surprise, the provider was actually cute and pretty young. Probably mid-to-upper 20's. Really nice body. Attractive, but nothing special. She spoke 0 english. We had to use an app on her phone to negotiate the QV, which we settled at 0. 8. Over paid. I know. But I was light on time and wanted to get a load out. We got right to it. CBJ and then CFS. As a small brighshot, she had a really nice tight / wet pussy. Felt great and I had no chance of lasting long. In the end, it was probably the best thing that could have happened. I saved $60 which would have went to a really sucky massage 15 minute massage with the same lackluster performance to end things. I might just stick to the places in Greenbelt where you'll at least get a nice tableshower.

There are three providers in the BWI area. They all charge the same rates. I have a feeling that they all talk to each other. I found this one on RubRatings.

[Member #6126]

The $160.00 quoted will be entire price you pay. I've been to 4-5 and never tip. Most are 5 minute massage. Slam / bam / thank you maam type set ups.

Yes tip is not expected but a couple extra dollars can go a long way -.

[Truckie2]

I was driving down Crain Hwy in Glen Burnie and saw a sign advertising massage. The place is an office building just past Friendly's on the right driving south. I know there is another massage place up the street from this one. Anyone had the opportunity to check the new one out. Next time I am in that area with some free time I will stop.

[MarlinMan]

The $160.00 quoted will be entire price you pay. I've been to 4-5 and never tip. Most are 5 minute massage. Slam / bam / thank you maam type set ups.

[Raver20]

I'm probably going to give one of the Asian Crapshoot places a try. They quoted 160 HR. Is that for everything (including CFS) or do I need to tip the typical extra (usually $140 for CFS). If it's the latter, I'll clearly take a pass. I just want to understand if a tip is expected in these situations

The quoted price is for everything, some girls want extra tip if you wanted BBBJ but some others will gladly do that for no charge.

Have fun!

[Michael Taylor]

I'm probably going to give one of the Asian Crapshoot places a try. They quoted 160 HR. Is that for everything (including CFS) or do I need to tip the typical extra (usually $140 for CFS). If it's the latter, I'll clearly take a pass. I just want to understand if a tip is expected in these situations.

[Member #6126]

Found myself at UKNEE early this morning NEW girl or at least to me named Linda super cute gave incredible HARD massage you would expect from professional. Sitting on my ass wiggling while massaging back felt like 4 hands. The flip was prolonged by a sensual touch best of both worlds. Still light on by feet from the experience. She is very close friend of Helen she said. Got a full hour 60 and tipped the same. Cause that's how I roll. Don't want to be called a cheap bastard after I leave, because I always return.

[Horsetrader]

Alberto's is no more.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...timore-md-3950#rubmaps.

In my experience, Alberto's was never a good place. I do have one fond memory from about 10 years ago. We couldn't come to agreement on price for my preferred services (BBBJ CIM) so I finally said "just the massage". She did the massage, but kept trying to reach agreement at her desired price. I kept saying "just the massage. " With about 15 minutes to go in the session, she says nothing but does the perfect BBBJ CIM. I've used that price technique many times since then. Sometimes they will just end the session right then, at which point I get dressed and leave zero tip. Certainly doesn't work all the time, but it often works if our prices are not too far different.

[Ebdawgg]

On old eastern. Anyone been lately? Work it? Whats on the menu?

Alberto's is no more.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...timore-md-3950#rubmaps.

[Youngster83]

On old eastern. Anyone been lately? Work it? Whats on the menu?

[FirstTimer1]

Stopped in at Glen Burnie Accupressure around 2:00. Masam was outside smoking and waved me in. $70.00 for hour. Attendant was Happy. Handed her 80 and got 10 in change. Nice build with manmades c cup. Table shower was OK with some light HJ action to get JR in the mood. Massage was light as I requested with a lot of teasing. On the flip Happy asked what I wanted. I said everything. She asked me how much I had. I said 100. She said not enough for FS. I countered it was all I had. I then took the 10 in change and offered that. Old trick but worked.

Figured she believed me it was all I had. I had brought a cover and soon she had Jr ready with HJ. Cover went on with her mouth. Then nice CBJ for about 2 minutes. She got on top. Very nice. Switched to doggie for awhile. Then to miss. She seemed to be having decent time. No rush as I took my time.

Only bad part was mask being on. Blew my load but kept pumping until she pulled away. Cleaned Jr and me up and gave a 5 minute leg massage. Was there about 50 minutes. No one else rang the bell.

Happy scolded me for being cheap. Said bring more next time. I'll stay with my 100/110 - damn good money in my book for hour work. Wish I cleared that much.

I saw Happy around 2 or 3 weeks ago now and got the same experience that you experienced. I had to wait 10 minutes for a someone to be available. Personally, I didn't think it was as good as Pepsi from a month or two ago. I think I am done with this place for a while.