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12-14-20 08:45 #120Senior Member

Posts: 159Quote of the Year
My Man The Mechanik I literally spit out my damn coffee while reading your RP quote-Brother you have no idea how powerful those words are-I hope all mongers are lucky enough to read it-Stay Pimping!
Phil.
Originally Posted by TheMechanik365
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12-14-20 08:25 #119Senior Member

Posts: 740Beating a Dead Horse
I must admit that I agree with many of the opinions shared recently in this thread. I am definitely not anyone's definition of God's gift to women, but if I am paying for it, I want some good look pussy. I do not mind paying for it and for the most part I look on Eros. That said, those ladies are getting a little pricey. I do read the boards on USASG pretty religiously hoping to find that diamond in the rough, but for the most part I am usually disappointed. I have definitely learned that beauty is in the of the beholder. I do get lucky sometimes, but not as often as I would like. When I do visit a provider that disappoints base on a recommendation from a board member, I usually don't post about it. I probably should to keep another monger from making the same mistake, but I generally like to avoid the drama that comes from calling someone's baby ugly. LOL. Not sure what the right approach is.
Originally Posted by HoldenPierson
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12-14-20 07:59 #118Senior Member

Posts: 518We all pay
A lady once told me all guys pay for the punani, one way or the other. I've been married before and having a wife ain't free gents. Count up the jewelry, cars, houses and all other expenditures and you'll see what I mean. So, paying for a decent lady is still cheaper to me. Deposits is where I draw the line- nothing good will come from it.
Originally Posted by TheMechanik365
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12-13-20 19:27 #117Banned Member

Posts: 1148Why PFP
It's like Richard Pryor said, "I'm too old to beg for pussy. Either give me some or sell me some".
Originally Posted by CuriousGeor
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I'm in my late 40's, look like mid 30's, in shape and have NEVER had problems getting women. I pay because I don't have the time nor desire to chase pussy. Just tell me how much and let's cut the BS.
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12-12-20 17:29 #116Senior Member

Posts: 111Some of the guys are annoyed by your comments, but the truth is the truth. I find most postings are way way way too generous in describing the providers in this state. Frankly, it's the pits here and pretty much everywhere not near NYC, Miami, L. A. Or other major cities. I am in my upper 40's, stay in shape and still look good in suit. I am not looking for a HE from a chunky old woman.
Originally Posted by CuriousGeor
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Petite is not 5' 4" and 150 pounds. We the reality that the girls we want are never going to be here. We need to travel to them. Hell, until the bs pandemic the best option was vacationing overseas!
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12-12-20 15:56 #115Senior Member

Posts: 226I think in general we should all be okay with being honest about someone's body. The reason I went to see Jess was the reviews calling her a petite girl. I want to be clear that I'm not looking down on her for her body, or anyone that thinks she's a great option. But I do think it would have been nice to know their definition of petite was quite different from mine going in. Again she was super sweet and honestly not bad during the act either, she was super GFE and seemed to really get in to it (some girls genuinely get in to it, some are fantastic actresses, I can't tell. I can tell when one's a bad actress). I mean, she told me she came like three times in the middle of it, that's the sort of thing I really wish more providers did. But I personally can't really get past the idea of paying someone that I probably wouldn't hit on at a bar. And that's kinda my standard.
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12-12-20 15:56 #114Senior Member

Posts: 346I got the "impression" from you posting that you like to settle in the 300 range so think my reading comprehension is just fine, thanks.
Originally Posted by CuriousGeor
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And I'm not offended at all. Be as critical as you like about providers you have visited.
Just try not to be an indignant douche if others have a different option.
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12-12-20 15:50 #113Senior Member

Posts: 226Emotional attachment for sure. Plus at some point it's just weird being 35 and hitting on a 22 year old. Like more often than not there's no issue but we're kidding ourselves if we say it makes sense to spend hours at a bar and a hundred on drinks for a maybe chance when I can just for sure get it without the hassle from a provider. People see these girls for all sorts of reasons, some because they can't get layed, lots because they just like it.
Originally Posted by Devgrp
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12-12-20 15:46 #112Senior Member

Posts: 226First of all I'm not sure where you got the impression I was only paying 3 bills or that I wouldn't visit a girl over 5'3". You should try re-reading the post because I don't say any of that LOL. I'm happy to do more for the right person and there's plenty of attractive taller women out there. I just wouldn't come here and describe a girl who's 5'7" as a spinner. Truth is there's a lot of not great looking offerings asking a lot more. 300 is usually the floor for the girls I look for, since anyone asking for less is usually worth less.
Originally Posted by HoldenPierson
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And sorry if you think me being honest is "smug". I don't really care, I'm just here to review girls in the industry and see what's out there. Picking up women isn't difficult for me, but I'm not really trying to visit crowded bars in the middle of a pandemic nor am I trying to lead girls on when all I'd like to do is hit it and go. If me saying we should be more honest with describing these girls the way they are offends you then I think probably that says a lot more about you then me.
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12-12-20 14:32 #111Senior Member

Posts: 94The thrill of the hunt!
I'd call myself a decent looking guy too, high 30's,veteran, professional and in pretty good shape. Haven't been to the gym since the lock down but I work out at home. I've never had a problem picking up chicks, but for me and others, it's the thrill of the hunt why we pay for pussy, plus sometimes you want to get off without any emotional attachment.
Originally Posted by HoldenPierson
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12-09-20 23:37 #110Regular Member

Posts: 21So that was amazing
I have never seen a more honest report ever on this board. Ever. You said things I wanted to without wanting to offend. I'm a bit older than you but am in great shape and I feel many on here think average to non average girls are amazing. Jess is not in shape I told someone that in a private message. But she isn't fat either. She's ok. And has a pretty face.
Originally Posted by CuriousGeor
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But if you aren't in great shape or always care if the girl is then you shouldn't post in this board without putting a warning first that your taste might be off a little. YMMV isn't good enough. If these boards made us put selfies, not to be an asshole but I probably wouldn't need to read many reviews. Think about it.
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12-09-20 18:31 #109Senior Member

Posts: 346Your posts really do come off as smug. No idea why such a great looking guy is paying for pussy, especially if looking for dime pieces but doesn't want to donate more than 3 bills. Not many Eros girls offering those types of prices.
Originally Posted by CuriousGeor
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Anyway, Stephanie Sweet is taller than your stringent "spinner requirements" and is more than 3, but can't wait to hear you criticize her body.
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12-09-20 12:21 #108Senior Member

Posts: 226I think you're making the mistake of assuming everyone here is similar to you. I'm in my 30's, professional, and work out 5 x week. I don't mean this in any way to be offensive but Jess is thicker than any girl I've ever dated. That's fine if you're in to that sort of thing but if people on this board are going on and on about how petite she is that's completely misleading. She's "normal" sized if you're used to the body most middle class and lower women have, but some of us are looking for something a bit better. I've been with Indigo, a number of the girls at Nice, College Megan (what ever happened to her?) and a few others but truth be told it's damn near impossible to find an actual petite girl that doesn't have drug problems in this hobby. And those that don't are usually on Eros which is where I find myself spending more time. Honestly it doesn't take a ton of effort for some of us to pull a girl like Jess on Tinder or whatever.
Originally Posted by FunderJ
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As far as spinner definition goes I would say under 5'3" but more importantly flat tummy. Again no offense to Jess or anyone that likes her but she doesn't have a flat tummy. She even told me she had gained 20 lbs since COVID started. I think she kinda realized once I showed up that I wasn't your typical out of shape mid 40's hobbyist. Anyway the most important thing for me is I've come to learn to not trust this board when someone reports a girl as being petite, skinny, or a spinner. In my experience most of them must be used to much heavier girls given they're labeling average sized women as petite. If the space between the tits and the hips isn't a straight line when she's standing up then she's not petite IMO. Lots of these pics can hide a bit of extra belly fat, Jess sure does a fine job of hiding it in hers, but I don't like the idea of paying for something that I'm only marginally attracted to.
As a side question, does anyone have a line on an actually thin girl that isn't drugged out? I'm hoping to settle somewhere in to the 300 ish range price wise but so far everything I've seen discussed seems meh.
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09-18-20 18:30 #107Senior Member

Posts: 404Like 2 times.
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08-13-20 19:37 #106Senior Member

Posts: 273!!
lead the way there half shot!!
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