Escort Reports

**MadMax67** · 12-12-20 14:27

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

If you think about it, its kinda like car shopping. We all want that perfect car with ALL the upgraded features but is usually too expensive. We eventually compromise with a car that has most of the features we want but one that we can afford. We change out cars to get different combinations of features because we just can't afford that elusive "perfect" automobile that has everything we want. Some of us like compacts, some like trucks. Full size sedan or SUV. Coupe, convertible, hatchback, or 4 door. Sometimes we splurge and rent the perfect car for a couple of days just to enjoy that experience and then go back to our everyday vehicle. We all have a preference. But it always comes down to settling for what we can afford, not what we want. With these girls, affordability is measured as much by emotions as finances. IMHO.

If there is a guy behind the scenes it is nothing but trouble. A guy just wants them to do the deed and come running back with the money. They never want a girl to enjoy themselves or become emotionally involved even a smidgen for fear the girl might rebel and they will lose their cash cow and free pussy. Its just amazing how these girls gravitate to these POS.

I took Kaci / A1 away for her birthday and her POS that is now in jail for murder got mad and called the cops on me saying I kidnapped her because she texted him I was being an ass. The cops showed up at my house and the stupid woman ***** cop said that you have to watch what you text and I told her that how does someone being an ass equate to kidnapping. I told her she could leave now and go arrest the POS for a false police report. Some of these cops are just pathetic.

**Pussylicker2** · 12-12-20 13:45

Originally Posted by LakeWorthStud [View Original Post]

I totally agree about Sky. Tight little body, cuter face than her pics, bubbly personality, great skills, great attitude and will do what you want. Outstanding provider!

I am looking for a sweetheart. I want a cute provider, no older than 40, to see regularly. I want a true GFE experience: DFK, DATY, BBFS, conversation. The works and I don't mind paying a premium for that kind of service. I want someone sweet, gentle, and affectionate who will treat me like a boyfriend and make me forget I'm paying. I know everybody wants this but I'd appreciate any advice. Thanks in advance!

I had one for a couple of years, she died of a heroin overdose. She was great in many ways, but she was always breaking up with her boyfriend and she lied a lot. Anytime I wanted to do an overnight she had to baby sit, she needed a couple days notice to do an overnight. There's a reason a young hottie hangs with a generous old fart, she has issues, usually drugs. I guess her issue could be that she's bone lazy and would rather suck dick for 20 minutes than work 8 hours as a waitress.

**TeamCommando** · 12-12-20 13:32

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

Amen Brother. You can't turn a ho into a housewife.

Originally Posted by ScooterBoy99 [View Original Post]

Thank you, TC. It takes alot of pain, money and experience to finally learn what you just said.

If you think about it, its kinda like car shopping. We all want that perfect car with ALL the upgraded features but is usually too expensive. We eventually compromise with a car that has most of the features we want but one that we can afford. We change out cars to get different combinations of features because we just can't afford that elusive "perfect" automobile that has everything we want. Some of us like compacts, some like trucks. Full size sedan or SUV. Coupe, convertible, hatchback, or 4 door. Sometimes we splurge and rent the perfect car for a couple of days just to enjoy that experience and then go back to our everyday vehicle. We all have a preference. But it always comes down to settling for what we can afford, not what we want. With these girls, affordability is measured as much by emotions as finances. IMHO.

**Pussylicker2** · 12-12-20 13:03

So I'm checking out an escort ad. All it has is pictures and a price list with high prices. The ad shows GFE, dfk, massage, but no kind of intercourse, no BBBJ. The pictures weren't very hot, and the only reason I was interested was because the location looked real convenient for me. She was running her ad daily, then they stopped for a few days. I texted her, said I saw her ad, and I thought we might meet to see if we were compatible. She starts wanting to know what I want and I say I like to make out. Then she wants to know what I want to pay, and I say let's meet for coffee and see if we're compatible. I can't find a fast food place with an open dining room, she says she doesn't drive. I ask where she's staying and it's near the laundromat I use, and my laundry is over due, so I suggest she come there. She wants to know how much I want to pay for a make-out session, and I just say she'll be happy. I get there and start my wash, and tell her I'm waiting in my van. She says she's nervous, so I tell her we haven't discussed anything illegal and we're just meeting to see if we're compatible, and maybe she's just there to buy a soda from the machine.

I had 2 loads, and my wash finished, but I forgot to press start on one of the machines, so I had to wait another 25 minutes for it. She texted that she was on her way. When she got there we were the only 2 customers, and an attendant cleaning up. She seemed relieved that I wasn't a cop. She had asked me to send a picture and I didn't send one, I just said I was an old white guy. So I asked if she'd like to see my van and she said sure.

We went to my van, I have a bed in back and I can stand up in it. I start kissing her and she's really good at it. Lots of tongue. She acted like she was going to just let me lead and she'd follow. While making out like I did with my high school girl friend, I got my dick out. She ignored it, so I put her hand on it. She played with it some, so I said "you can kiss it if you like". She leaned over and started sucking away. She kept at it, and eventually I knew I wouldn't cum, so I ended it. I gave her 140, which is high but I wanted her to remember me.

This girl is really submissive. She acts like she wants to be told what to do, and when to stop. I think there's a lot of potential. I don't think she's a druggie, and she seems dumb. We never even discussed an amount, or any service besides making out. For awhile during our texting I thought she was trying to set me up for a bust, because she kept asking what I wanted and what I would pay. I didn't think the cops would be doing it, I thought perhaps a local citizen was trying to keep their neighborhood clean. There are guys who make Youtube videos in the vein of the "to catch a predator" but without the cops. (This girl is in her thirties with a 12 year old kid). If it was a police sting, all I said I wanted was to make out and I didn't mention any amount, so I don't think cops would bother. When I thought she might not be coming all these thoughts went thru my mind.

I think I'll be pounding her ass eventually! She has no idea how to write her ad or conduct her business. I could have given her $20, and what could she do? Anyway, I'm not going to give her any pointers. But I'll give you guys pointers. Don't discuss any illegal activity on the phone or in texts. An effective way to have non-verbal communication is to just pull your dick out. I've done that hundreds of times and always got good results. Dumb, submissive girls exist, just look for them. Hell, I may get her to help me fold my clothes.

And sorry, I'm not going to share at this time.

**Tonto Monger** · 12-12-20 11:48

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

I wish I could find that same girl and really have no advice other than my own experience in search of the Unicorn. Every time I think I think I have found "the one" it goes way South. Either they have a "hidden" BF that starts to interfere or I lose my mind and try to play Captain. It's fun for about a New York minute then turns to complete shit as they expect more, or the BF expects more, or I expect more, or whatever. Eventually, there are hurt feelings all around. I stopped looking and have shifted my strategy to variety. I'm going to find and fuck as many of these tramps and sluts as I can. With a nice stable of semi-regulars, I'm assured that when one or more flakes, there's another one available to take her place. Win, win. I just can't deal with all the drama that eventually develops when you think you have found that Unicorn.

Amen Brother. You can't turn a ho into a housewife.

**ScooterBoy99** · 12-12-20 11:33

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

I wish I could find that same girl and really have no advice other than my own experience in search of the Unicorn. Every time I think I think I have found "the one" it goes way South. Either they have a "hidden" BF that starts to interfere or I lose my mind and try to play Captain. It's fun for about a New York minute then turns to complete shit as they expect more, or the BF expects more, or I expect more, or whatever. Eventually, there are hurt feelings all around. I stopped looking and have shifted my strategy to variety. I'm going to find and fuck as many of these tramps and sluts as I can. With a nice stable of semi-regulars, I'm assured that when one or more flakes, there's another one available to take her place. Win, win. I just can't deal with all the drama that eventually develops when you think you have found that Unicorn.

Thank you, TC. It takes alot of pain, money and experience to finally learn what you just said.

**TeamCommando** · 12-12-20 10:46

Originally Posted by LakeWorthStud [View Original Post]

I totally agree about Sky. Tight little body, cuter face than her pics, bubbly personality, great skills, great attitude and will do what you want. Outstanding provider!

I am looking for a sweetheart. I want a cute provider, no older than 40, to see regularly. I want a true GFE experience: DFK, DATY, BBFS, conversation. The works and I don't mind paying a premium for that kind of service. I want someone sweet, gentle, and affectionate who will treat me like a boyfriend and make me forget I'm paying. I know everybody wants this but I'd appreciate any advice. Thanks in advance!

I wish I could find that same girl and really have no advice other than my own experience in search of the Unicorn. Every time I think I think I have found "the one" it goes way South. Either they have a "hidden" BF that starts to interfere or I lose my mind and try to play Captain. It's fun for about a New York minute then turns to complete shit as they expect more, or the BF expects more, or I expect more, or whatever. Eventually, there are hurt feelings all around. I stopped looking and have shifted my strategy to variety. I'm going to find and fuck as many of these tramps and sluts as I can. With a nice stable of semi-regulars, I'm assured that when one or more flakes, there's another one available to take her place. Win, win. I just can't deal with all the drama that eventually develops when you think you have found that Unicorn.

**Cook72** · 12-12-20 08:40

Originally Posted by BillHo [View Original Post]

Ever hear of "variety"? Bill Ho.

The post said he was looking for "regular" not "variety"! Given that, mine was a legit question. I wanted to know the cons.

**Cook72** · 12-12-20 08:37

Originally Posted by LakeWorthStud [View Original Post]

Well she is young and not especially bright, not a lot to talk about I guess. An excellent provider but no real connection if you know what I mean. Not a great conversationalist except when it come to sex when she is excellent.

Got it, Thanks.

**The Kinky One** · 12-11-20 21:47

Originally Posted by TampaNewGuy82 [View Original Post]

So looking to set something up with Kristina Nicole. Anyone seen here and have any reviews.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/56652088/

Literally just did the other day.

**Bill Ho** · 12-11-20 19:33

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

So it sounded like Sky fit your needs for a regular, but yet you are still looking. So my question, why not Sky? Just asking because when I get back to town next month thought I would look her up.

Ever hear of "variety"? Bill Ho.

**Jj2549** · 12-11-20 15:43

Went and saw this one a few weeks ago and damn. Wish she was closer! Went to her very nice incall in Port Richey. Quite the drive but worth it. Escorted into her bedroom where the fun began. Starts with nice backrub, she is nude and you can feel the heat from her pussy on you. On the flip starts with nice front massage that turns into BBBJ with dfk and all the trimmings. Multiple positions and finish with bbbjcob. Very nice time and will repeat when in the area or when wanting a true GFE.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ampa/56660483/

**Pussylicker2** · 12-11-20 13:50

I couldn't find anything on the forum about it. Its in a little strip mall. It looks like it could be convenient if its legit. Thanks!

**LakeWorthStud** · 12-11-20 11:58

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

So it sounded like Sky fit your needs for a regular, but yet you are still looking. So my question, why not Sky? Just asking because when I get back to town next month thought I would look her up.

Definitely take her out for a spin! I like her very much and I'll certainly be back, just not exactly what I'm after. Didn't mean to bad mouth the girl, she is delightful!

**LakeWorthStud** · 12-11-20 11:56

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

So it sounded like Sky fit your needs for a regular, but yet you are still looking. So my question, why not Sky? Just asking because when I get back to town next month thought I would look her up.

Well she is young and not especially bright, not a lot to talk about I guess. An excellent provider but no real connection if you know what I mean. Not a great conversationalist except when it come to sex when she is excellent.