Massage Parlor Reports

[MrLimpBiscuit]

There was only one true nuru, and she is no longer here in michigan. Look, if the provider can't last 90 minutes, its not relaxing.

A90 minute relaxing nuru isssss fun, the last 30 minutes. Could Haley keep our intrest for 90 minutes. ? I'm no expert. ?

[Guitar Man]

Looks like the MP Market analyst are signaling an upcoming Correction. Might be a good time to rebalance the Portfolio boys!

I'm putting my money in the Asian MP Market!

Did something happen to shift the market?

[Boomstick25]

Had the pleasure of seeing Ava at Panacea this week. She's a friendly, really attractive woman with an incredible body. Massage was good, flip was very enthusiastic. Enjoyed my time and will repeat.

[JMaul]

The whole Ashley / whynter / serenity saga went pretty predictably. My guess is next we see a bunch of good reviews popping up for serenity from the usual regulars of that parlor, along with a few new posters with 1 or 2 posts singing the praises. Of course, don't forget the coffee and chocolates! In 3 weeks Ashley will have "retired", moved on, changed her name and popped up at the next place.

I'm sure Hayley is doing this to protect the name Serenity. Not good for business if people are saying not to go in there. I've seen Hayley before and will give her the benefit of the doubt, good for her if she is trying to resolve a bad appt and having her girls own up to poor service.

Since she does read these boards, I would suggest to her that they stop their "the more you tip the happier you are" BS. I don't prefer to visit parlors but I can't extend praise to Serenity when I cannot in confidence go there for an agreed upon price, get my full time and enjoy my experience. Panacea and even HH will get my time and money over Serenity because the people I have seen there don't require chocolate to give me what I am paying for in the first place. A nice gift goes a long way but money is the reason why they work so if you want more than that, prove it.

Petty differences aside, I do hope Ashley can turn it around and be a decent provider. The more the merrier! Honest reviews will show if really is what people say she is. Maybe if the select few would stop acting like this girl walks on water she would wake up, smell the coffee and provide better service to everyone else who's looking for a good use of their time and money.

[DjBiker]

The whole Ashley / whynter / serenity saga went pretty predictably. My guess is next we see a bunch of good reviews popping up for serenity from the usual regulars of that parlor, along with a few new posters with 1 or 2 posts singing the praises. Of course, don't forget the coffee and chocolates! In 3 weeks Ashley will have "retired", moved on, changed her name and popped up at the next place.

Lmfao you sure called that correct, next post after, the knight in shining armor to rescue LOL.

[Benz1]

Love the pic; where did all her tattoos go?

The pic was carefully taken with no identifying marks at the time. She had ink done since then. I'm in the pic too, That's my shadow on her ass. Two perfect ass and pussy pics, maybe that's why she gets so much attention on here and in the salon.

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[NoseJelly]

Looks like the MP Market analyst are signaling an upcoming Correction. Might be a good time to rebalance the Portfolio boys!

I'm putting my money in the Asian MP Market!

[Benz1]

The spa owner has been in contact with me. Things will be made right. It really just proves that Serenity is a nop notch place.

There are only two spa owners that I know of who are USA members. Hayley being one of them.

The other owners are Lurkers. The ones who care are members.

[Blackfire]

The whole Ashley / whynter / serenity saga went pretty predictably. My guess is next we see a bunch of good reviews popping up for serenity from the usual regulars of that parlor, along with a few new posters with 1 or 2 posts singing the praises. Of course, don't forget the coffee and chocolates! In 3 weeks Ashley will have "retired", moved on, changed her name and popped up at the next place.

[Mr Cruzer]

I just spoke with Ashley.

Ashley thinks you deserve a free hhr session.

I know Ashley well, she will definitely make you happy this time. The pic is really her, I took it , with her permission while giving her a massage when she was at Serenity a year ago. I convinced Hayley to bring her back, I still think it's a good idea because Ashley has new menu. My only complaint about Ashley is she doesn't Kiss.

Call her. FYI, I always bring her Milk Chocolate Bark from Sweetlands on Plainfield. Works good for all providers.

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Love the pic; where did all her tattoos go?

[Swcdt]

The spa owner is paying attention, probably more than some other spa owners.

Hayley sent me this.

Yes she needs to give him a great session and all senior members pay 40 half hour and 60 hour at serenity make sure everyone knows that if they can prove they are a senior member they get 40 half 60 hour.

The reason Ashley is back is because of her new menu and she's Hot. That seems to be what the mongers are looking for.

The spa owner has been in contact with me. Things will be made right. It really just proves that Serenity is a nop notch place.

[Lake Michigan]

I've seen Ashley quite a few times and she's one of my favorites. She's actually quite intelligent and has a great sense of humor. I will admit my first session with her (about 2 years ago) was brief and to the point. What I found since then is treating her with respect and kindness goes a long way with Ashley. If you take the time to be courteous, respectful and aren't cheap, I can assure you your experience with Ashley will be quite pleasant.

There are plenty of providers that won't require any of those manners, but generally they're also not going to look like Ashley! It's just my opinion and to each their own, but I enjoy being able to hold an adult conversation while enjoying a massage.

[Blackfire]

Yes, you are definately onto something there. I've noticed mongers like hot girls with good menus. LOL.

As long as they are reasonably priced and deliver what's expected, gives full time purchased, etc. If they don't there will be a long list of crappy reviews and at least the guys who visit this board will be aware of the cost and service levels before they go.

[Monger01]

The reason Ashley is back is because of her new menu and she's Hot. That seems to be what the mongers are looking for.

Yes, you are definately onto something there. I've noticed mongers like hot girls with good menus. LOL.

[Moonglow913]

The spa owner is paying attention, probably more than some other spa owners.

Hayley sent me this.

Yes she needs to give him a great session and all senior members pay 40 half hour and 60 hour at serenity make sure everyone knows that if they can prove they are a senior member they get 40 half 60 hour.

The reason Ashley is back is because of her new menu and she's Hot. That seems to be what the mongers are looking for.

What is her new menu? Given we don't like to be too specific on the open board. Perhaps I should ask is her new menu the same as the other ladies?