Escort Reports

**Adashe** · 03-18-07 10:53

Way to go New Tampa. With the closing of most of the good amps, I have been looking at the escort scene. Early on I played in that arena, but preferred the amps because it was much simplier. I have found most of the good ones on an escort listing site. You pay a little more but my experience has been better than expected.

**Literal2** · 03-18-07 07:07

See what I mean? There are lots of quality escorts in Tampa (joke).

Lets have some more actual escort reports.

**New Tampa** · 03-18-07 02:17

ok, I'm new here (to the board and tampa). Not sure why there are virtually no posts on escorts, but oh well... I swear you guys bring more drama up in here than my ex. I don't yet get all your abbreviations, so bear with me.

Saw 'Stacy' tonight (naughtystacy4u at aol dot com), posts on CL... She says she's 29 but I'd add a few years. I'll give you the good and bad.

The good: basically is was an anything goes 1 hr for 200. She was undressed and ready to go without any discussion. She was thin, with a few scars implying a c-section. Didn't appear to be high or using. Brought protection.

The bad: Not to sound arrogant, but she was a dumb as a box of rocks. I'm not looking to date Steven Hawking, but she was about LD. Her upper teeth need seroius work, with one missing and the other at a 45 degree angle, pointing out, to the point where it impeded her current profession, if you get my drift. I swear to god she was falling asleep the entire time - she'd doze off mid-bj, craziest thing I ever saw. No boobs to speak of, which is fine with me, but if you like tits, move on. The first half of her hair was black with a few grey streaks, the bottom half brown: time fer another coloring... and she was about 1.5 hrs late.

All in all, not a dream date, but got the job done. I think she was over-priced about 50%. I wouldn't necessarity recommend her.

Happy hunting.

**The Chronic** · 03-13-07 18:37

She's looking to hook up. She said she had her baby on 1/28 and is fine now.

I wish she'd get her teeth fixed. She'd be OK if it wasn't for that.

What a ****. A good thing.

**Literal2** · 03-09-07 08:43

Only other escort I found a post-action report on here in the last year and a half was Mike's (I think) on Samantha last year, but her link is dead. I have the feeling there is a lot of quality locally. Maybe it comes at a price, but it would be great to know who is for real even if expensive (its all relative guys) rather than fool around with the cl scams or the ter shills.

**Literal2** · 03-06-07 05:55

Two questions from newcomer to this esteemed board of Tampa mongers.

1. Relationships w/the girls. In my experience if you see a girl more than twice, you are quite likely to have emotional extrication problems. I assume this is even more true of non-pro types, like Chronic's UTR's. At first I was surprised that SP's would follow this pattern, but they seem to. Do you concur? Any suggestions on how to keep the juices flowing with the same girl while avoiding involvement?

2. Tampa Escorts. Damn, you guys are tough. This is a good town for this sort of thing, at least based on my experience. Not so vast, but I've been around. The two Tampa girls I saw last month - Harley and Vicky - were both really attractive and passionate. The cost is a lot lower than NY or LA and about the same as Toronto, which is monger heaven. Do you guys agree or are you bored with the local scene? Any names/contact info based on personal experience? I sure would like to find a few more top quality local escorts, price being secondary to quality.

**The Chronic** · 03-05-07 08:47

Originally Posted by Originalwook

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

You were cool back in the day. Too bad that guy took your site. What a dickwad he was.

**The Chronic** · 03-05-07 08:43

Originally Posted by Literal2

I gotta say I enjoy Chronic's posts, both the one below on his UTR (undetermined? Term Relationship) non-pro acquisition technique and an earlier one on taking strippers out. It's interesting to learn about the techniques and they make sense to me. I doubt I have the advantages he admits to, though, let alone the game, so I tend to rely more on moolah.

UTR=Under The Radar. Post OFC, my preference. MUCH more bang for the buck, and big fun. Girls get a lot hotter thinking they're doing something really naughty. PLUS-a minimal of screening, no GF's in the biz to cause drama, and no White Knights.

**Member #4558** · 03-05-07 07:11

Yes it's me. I don't live in the Tampa Bay area any longer I kind of stumbled on this site and have found it a good way to keep up with the local events. After OFC, I kind of let my site die a quiet death only, or tried to, to have it 'hijacked' by spocko, the warped supposed boyfriend of one of the OFC defendants. He used it for his thing which fortunately also finally died. Now wookworld is a "world and international" travel site.

**Mike Wazowski** · 03-05-07 02:04

Originally Posted by Originalwook

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

Is that really THE Wook, man? If it is my old fuzzy pal, I was - and thus named myself - The First Poster on that good old board.

**Ledhed** · 03-04-07 15:15

Yeah, but its fun in slow times, you girls keep it up...

Originally Posted by Drew Park

I, for one, only find this exchange mildly amusing but WAY off topic.

**Member #4558** · 03-04-07 11:34

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

**Literal2** · 03-04-07 08:57

I gotta say I enjoy Chronic's posts, both the one below on his UTR (undetermined? Term Relationship) non-pro acquisition technique and an earlier one on taking strippers out. It's interesting to learn about the techniques and they make sense to me. I doubt I have the advantages he admits to, though, let alone the game, so I tend to rely more on moolah.

**Drew Park** · 03-04-07 06:57

Originally Posted by RawDealDude

I'm sure there will be a few of the Shall i say Legends of the board,who will put there 2 cents.

I, for one, only find this exchange mildly amusing but WAY off topic.

**Mike Wazowski** · 03-04-07 05:02

Raw, honestly, I'm not trying to start shit with you, as you imply. I'm just calling you on what seems to be BS.

That said, I decided to poke around and look up your posts. Now, you claimed your cool job, which everyone envies, makes it so that you can get a room at any Hard Rock Hotel for $129. You also don't have any problems finding women for a low price and extended hours, if not all night for free.

These being recent boasts, can you please explain, then, why you made this comment on the Miami boards:

"I have tried the hard rock tampa , same shit hit or miss.

it is not possible, unless you order take out. Rooms that cost 180 and a ho bag at 300 per hr . i don't think so.......Stay Safe all...........RDD"

Here's the link to the post, so you can't claim I'm quoting out of context or making this up: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...932#post443932

Glancing at other stuff, Raw has shown a precedent of getting bent out of shape and going on wild tangents before. I had forgotten his Medal of Honor claims, locally. That was some funny stuff. I also stumbled across him defending himself on the West Palm Beach board because someone said they doubted his claims of attending law school based on his lack of spelling/writing abilities.

Just an aside, Raw, yes, you do have to be able to write pretty well to just get accepted to law school or any post-graduate program.