Massage Parlor Reports

[Charlie441]

It was my first time really at a massage parlor like this, so idk what the prices should be or who is reliable. It was 200+the 60 house fee, and she briefly tried to do a boob job before just settling on a HJ. I understand her reasoning though about having feminine issues affecting her bottoms not coming off though.

Definitely take a look at the New Member guide. A massage with a topless happy ending with a gal who's cute & tight but gets mixed reviews at best, doesn't warrant beyond "high" prices. I think you paying her $200 for what is deemed a "good" experience at normal price is what made her put some thought into it moreso than the next guy getting the same at a normal price, with an uninspired performance on her part. But not worth $200 tip LOL.

Essentially, it's like you not being a "bar" guy, and due to COVID, bars are harder to come by, you're in the mood for it. So at a place that charges $5 cover but can hit it's very reduced max capacity quick, you give them $50 to get in, when everyone knows you only have to pay $10-15 to squeeze in, as it's not some stellar experience (just a bar) during said times, and they wouldn't expect more than $15 -- although they may try to do that on someone who looks naive. And if enough people "fall" for that, they'll increase their cover and believe what their place "deserves" is higher than what should be.

For a topless massage with a standard happy ending, the tip being the same as the massage price is pretty much the norm. And that's amped up a bit from the not-too-distant past when it'd be Half the price if it was robotic / get-the-job-done (otherwise maybe throwing an extra $10 if it was pretty good instead) -- so one wouldn't have room to call tip-matching-price being cheap by any means (40/40, 60/60).

So in essence, you gave her $140 to ensure it was a likeable experience (as it should be anyway), and to avoid an uninspiring performance on her part.

[Selnik]

Still looking for an asian lady that will do FS.

If you are willing to consider AMPs then go for broke with Mikki in Jackson. If you are looking more for a traditional date try Asian Persuasion in Lansing.

[SmartGeek]

Still looking for an asian lady that will do FS.

I've been looking for one as well.

Had one that was awesome but she moved.

[WanToBe]

Still looking for an asian lady that will do FS.

[Albert65]

Lots of excellent advice in this guide. We were all newbies once and have made mistakes. Some of us are fast learners; others slow learners (especially when suffering from testosterone poisoning). Welcome to the hobby, NamesTheGoblin.

I had trouble figuring things out at first and had a few questions not covered in the Newbie Guilde. Some other members helped me out through PM.

In my many decades on this planet, I never used the services of a provider. Well into those decades, I decided a provider is a good option. Since it's not like going into a store to get a piece of candy, I found it challenging to navigate etiquette, terms, rules and knowing how to avoid rotten or fake candy.

With the help of the guide and helpful members, yesterday, I satisfied my sweet tooth. (until I get another craving).

[Electronman]

Please read the New Member Guide before making anymore financial decisions in this hobby.

This guide was created by Private Parts and some of our GR team members.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...w-Member-Guide

Lots of excellent advice in this guide. We were all newbies once and have made mistakes. Some of us are fast learners; others slow learners (especially when suffering from testosterone poisoning). Welcome to the hobby, NamesTheGoblin.

[Benz1]

It was my first time really at a massage parlor like this, so idk what the prices should be or who is reliable. It was 200+the 60 house fee, and she briefly tried to do a boob job before just settling on a HJ. I understand her reasoning though about having feminine issues affecting her bottoms not coming off though.

Please read the New Member Guide before making anymore financial decisions in this hobby.

This guide was created by Private Parts and some of our GR team members.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...w-Member-Guide

[NamesTheGoblin]

Did you pay 200 for a non-nude HJ, in addition to the house fee? Everyone has different standards, but this seems high to me and it was a factor in my less enthusiastic review of Summer.

One thing we agree on-- she has a nice, tight body.

It was my first time really at a massage parlor like this, so idk what the prices should be or who is reliable. It was 200+the 60 house fee, and she briefly tried to do a boob job before just settling on a HJ. I understand her reasoning though about having feminine issues affecting her bottoms not coming off though.

[Electronman]

I spent a hour with summer at Touch of paradise.

We started out with a back rub. She was able to get a rib back into alignment by pure luck, but other than that her message was very good. People have said on here that she is cranky and stuff, but I did not experience that myself. She was very courteous and we had a lot of small talk. We got to the extras. I paid $$ for a "B2 B". Instead I got HJ with me rubbing her. It was cheaper than my sports massage back when I played for the football team though so it was worth it. For the final 15 minutes I decided to thank her by helping relieve some cramping that she had. I don't know if she reads these but I hope it helped.

We talked about family, friends, and massage like we were old friends, even though we had just met.

On a scale of * to *.

Body * Enough said. She is petite, and she could easily be a pro model.

Message * She was able to loosen many of my aching back muscles. If she ever wanted to become certified I'm sure she could make non extras message a success with her hands. Only complaint was she is a bit light on the sides of the back and legs.

Ending * I do not hold this against her. She did say she was cramping, so I'll update it when I go back. $$ seems a bit expensive for what I got, considering a HJ is. 4 and nude is. 6. She didn't get nude for $$ though, probably because of the cramps.

Did you pay 200 for a non-nude HJ, in addition to the house fee? Everyone has different standards, but this seems high to me and it was a factor in my less enthusiastic review of Summer.

One thing we agree on-- she has a nice, tight body.

[WestMichguy]

While Kelly was working you over, I had a session with the "elder" one today. I typically seek out FS providers but needed to see if these two are as cute as pics revealed. I about rolled off the table when she told me her age. Thought she was mid 20's--needless to say, way off. Smokin' hot body, decent massage, very safe location. Super personality. Will repeat and am hoping that there might be a few other items offered on her menu as we get more acquainted. The only thing that could have improved the experience would be a shower. Not crazy about being all oiled up and having to go back to work. It's my understanding that this will change some time in next 3-4 months.

Add me to the list of happy customers who saw one of The Sisters yesterday. It was my third appointment with Casey and the best one yet. I said that the three of them seemed to have a good thing going there and she said they were considering getting their own space and expanding the operation. I hope they don't get too big and jump the shark.

[NamesTheGoblin]

I spent a hour with summer at Touch of paradise.

We started out with a back rub. She was able to get a rib back into alignment by pure luck, but other than that her message was very good. People have said on here that she is cranky and stuff, but I did not experience that myself. She was very courteous and we had a lot of small talk. We got to the extras. I paid $$ for a "B2 B". Instead I got HJ with me rubbing her. It was cheaper than my sports massage back when I played for the football team though so it was worth it. For the final 15 minutes I decided to thank her by helping relieve some cramping that she had. I don't know if she reads these but I hope it helped..

Was supposed to be a star based system. One star being bad, 5 stars being good.

Body 5 stars.

Message 4 stars.

Ending 3 stars.

Personality 5 stars.

Overall 4 stars.

[Electronman]

Rookie mistake on my part. Stopped by Touch of Paradise and drew Summer, a slender young woman with a tight body. Unfortunately, I failed to review this massage thread, going back about 6 or 7 weeks to a series of bad reviews on Summer.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ghlight=Summer#post5032110.

My experience was consistent with prior reviews. Not much effort, poor skills and misleading sales promises. Hopefully, my mistake and this current review will save someone from a poor investment with Summer. Really too bad; she does have a cute body.

On the other hand, Amanda at Touch of Paradise provides a quality massage but limited extra services. Nevertheless, I would recommend her over Summer.

Anyone have other recommendations at Touch of Paradise?

[Indy101]

Passing thru GR today and was lucky enough to get an appointment with her. All I can say is, WOW! Gorgeous and Top notch. Highly recommend!

Will definitely repeat!

[Indy101]

If you're looking for high quality non-scam but not at a massage parlor you have a number of good options.

Probably best is Blonde25. But know that as you are a new poster here you will need to be screened and may need to make a deposit your first visit. She's in a discreet location and has good communication via text.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/065821336409

She only works Monday to Friday 9-5.

See where that gets you. There are other providers Blonde25 can help with once you see her as you will be a "trusted" client.

G2.

Passing thru the area today and met Blonde25. All I can say is WOW! Highly recommend!

Gorgeous and Top Notch!

Will definitely repeat.

[NamesTheGoblin]

I spent a hour with summer at Touch of paradise.

We started out with a back rub. She was able to get a rib back into alignment by pure luck, but other than that her message was very good. People have said on here that she is cranky and stuff, but I did not experience that myself. She was very courteous and we had a lot of small talk. We got to the extras. I paid $$ for a "B2 B". Instead I got HJ with me rubbing her. It was cheaper than my sports massage back when I played for the football team though so it was worth it. For the final 15 minutes I decided to thank her by helping relieve some cramping that she had. I don't know if she reads these but I hope it helped.

We talked about family, friends, and massage like we were old friends, even though we had just met.

On a scale of * to *.

Body * Enough said. She is petite, and she could easily be a pro model.

Message * She was able to loosen many of my aching back muscles. If she ever wanted to become certified I'm sure she could make non extras message a success with her hands. Only complaint was she is a bit light on the sides of the back and legs.

Ending * I do not hold this against her. She did say she was cramping, so I'll update it when I go back. $$ seems a bit expensive for what I got, considering a HJ is. 4 and nude is. 6. She didn't get nude for $$ though, probably because of the cramps.

Personality * We talked like old friends, and it was so easy to make small talk with her. Normally I am more awkward than a broken leg, but she was able to talk to me easily.

Overall * Was a very good experience, and I do highly reccomend you see her.