Massage Parlor Reports

[Vx333]

What were your negatives with Mindy at Adore? If everything was OTC, I wouldn't have tipped $60.

Didn't feel very personal. Not much talking. Said she was 25 (Yeah right). I guess I just like the milfy ones better. Didn't let UTC happen. Massage was far too light, with no teasing at all.

[DocHolliday35]

With that breathing they sometimes use it sounds like those deep breaths a woman does before she gives birth. Take "porno talk 101" for goodness sake LOL.

That is the worst. And when wearing a mask it sounds like they are trying to suck the last drops of coke out of a cup at the movie theatre.

[MassageAwesome]

So I decided to give Ivy Massage on Cheshire a try. Did a little research and I'm guessing Gracie is no longer there and someone recently reviewed Monica so I texted ahead to book my appointment with her. So Monica looks pretty cute even behind the mask. I doubt she is a 20 yr because let's face it they rarely send the super young ones here to the boondocks when it's way more lucrative in NYC where them outrageous prices make sense. I could be wrong though. She never removed the mask like some others have done in other sessions. Think she really takes this situation seriously. I accepted a shower for and extra dime after paying for the full hr. I only have one word to describe the shower I received. Thorough. I seriously have never had someone clean every nook and cranny on my body like she did. Not complaining though, it's just I'm used to that fast in and out from other providers I've had. Maybe from memory I had a few older ladies in Cali but can say she's been the most thorough. Now on to the massage. It was on point. Would definitely recommend if your looking for a really good massage. She stated with dry massage down your back, thighs, etc then went with the oil. The only thing I would complain about is I felt her nails a little too much. Yah good thing to get rid of a boner. Pain. Now on to the main event. It started with me still on my stomach and her reaching under and around. I find it funny that most providers I've had don't do this. Even when I do the whole spread my legs thing. No I never have and never will do any prostate shenanigans. Shit I'm still on the mindset of refusing a colo when that time comes in a few decades and take my risk at cancer. Fuck it we all going to die one day. But that reach around is golden. She did that for a few minutes while interchanging with running her fingernails sensually up and down my back. Then the flip. So, I have to say I think she has a pretty nice ass. She definitely does or used to hit the gym which shows. Loved her technique. My God that shit made me want to pay for another hour LOL. Oh actually I do have a complaint. Them talking and sometimes moaning or breathing etc trying to get you to finish. So yes I will definitely be paying a visit again.

With that breathing they sometimes use it sounds like those deep breaths a woman does before she gives birth. Take "porno talk 101" for goodness sake LOL.

[PunkedLife]

So I decided to give Ivy Massage on Cheshire a try. Did a little research and I'm guessing Gracie is no longer there and someone recently reviewed Monica so I texted ahead to book my appointment with her. So Monica looks pretty cute even behind the mask. I doubt she is a 20 yr because let's face it they rarely send the super young ones here to the boondocks when it's way more lucrative in NYC where them outrageous prices make sense. I could be wrong though. She never removed the mask like some others have done in other sessions. Think she really takes this situation seriously. I accepted a shower for and extra dime after paying for the full hr. I only have one word to describe the shower I received. Thorough. I seriously have never had someone clean every nook and cranny on my body like she did. Not complaining though, it's just I'm used to that fast in and out from other providers I've had. Maybe from memory I had a few older ladies in Cali but can say she's been the most thorough. Now on to the massage. It was on point. Would definitely recommend if your looking for a really good massage. She stated with dry massage down your back, thighs, etc then went with the oil. The only thing I would complain about is I felt her nails a little too much. Yah good thing to get rid of a boner. Pain. Now on to the main event. It started with me still on my stomach and her reaching under and around. I find it funny that most providers I've had don't do this. Even when I do the whole spread my legs thing. No I never have and never will do any prostate shenanigans. Shit I'm still on the mindset of refusing a colo when that time comes in a few decades and take my risk at cancer. Fuck it we all going to die one day. But that reach around is golden. She did that for a few minutes while interchanging with running her fingernails sensually up and down my back. Then the flip. So, I have to say I think she has a pretty nice ass. She definitely does or used to hit the gym which shows. Loved her technique. My God that shit made me want to pay for another hour LOL. Oh actually I do have a complaint. Them talking and sometimes moaning or breathing etc trying to get you to finish. So yes I will definitely be paying a visit again.

[Niteluvr]

Drew Mindy at Adore on Friday. . 6+. 6 with OTC, left happy. Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the hype for her to be an ATF.

Drew Li Chu (sp?) at Joy Health. . 7+. 8, no OTC but left happy, probably mid-40's. FS avail for 1. 6.

What were your negatives with Mindy at Adore? If everything was OTC, I wouldn't have tipped $60.

[SkyWookie]

Is this the one by the hot dog place?

Yes that's the place.

[LukaKu]

The spas that advertise always surprise me; they are not coy in the slightest about what is being offered and LE doesn't seem to run to those shops and raid them.

The reality is that LE knows exactly what's going on at AMPs. "Happy ending" is not an insiders term, it's been in the lexicon for literally decades to the point where most suburban moms know what it is. If LE (or worse, the DoHS fighting "trafficking") wants to shut a place down or fine the SO, it's a trivial sting operation. Legit AMPs are very, very few and far between and LE knows this, too. I agree that we should all be somewhat discrete on the details, but this city knows what it has in AMPs.

Exactly. Some jurisdictions LE looks other ways because they have other fish to fry or some other motivation, and AMPs feel free to advertise, in others they have to be extra careful.

[RiverRat99]

How did the ass look on the Mexican girl? I know that's a silly question asking if a curvy Mexican had an ass, but let's just say I've seen some "exceptions to the rule" LOL.

I saw her walking down the hallway with the ATM when I was at the entrance so I did not get a great look but I can say I didn't do a double take on her as she walked by. Her ass didn't leave any lasting impressions- on me anyway!

[Niteluvr]

How did the ass look on the Mexican girl? I know that's a silly question asking if a curvy Mexican had an ass, but let's just say I've seen some "exceptions to the rule" LOL.

Per what you've posted about asses in the past, I think you'd like that Mexican woman.

[Vx333]

Drew Mindy at Adore on Friday. . 6+. 6 with OTC, left happy. Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the hype for her to be an ATF.

Drew Li Chu (sp?) at Joy Health. . 7+. 8, no OTC but left happy, probably mid-40's. FS avail for 1. 6.

[MassageAwesome]

Correct. I saw the Mexican chick walking down the hallway. She was curvy and much bigger than the blonde latina spinner. Mamasan said she also had an asian chick (Bebe) but I did not see her.

How did the ass look on the Mexican girl? I know that's a silly question asking if a curvy Mexican had an ass, but let's just say I've seen some "exceptions to the rule" LOL.

[JDont]

What a tease, a kitty show and no go!

YMMV. She talks to much for me but her surgeries turned out decent.

[The Wiseacre]

Most spas don't want the publicity especially the details. What's worse is when a jilted SO complains to LEO about the benefits of the massage. That starts the ball rolling usually ending on a bad note. It's up to us to remain discrete. Not necessarily here or other forums but with our personal connections.

The spas that advertise always surprise me; they are not coy in the slightest about what is being offered and LE doesn't seem to run to those shops and raid them.

The reality is that LE knows exactly what's going on at AMPs. "Happy ending" is not an insiders term, it's been in the lexicon for literally decades to the point where most suburban moms know what it is. If LE (or worse, the DoHS fighting "trafficking") wants to shut a place down or fine the SO, it's a trivial sting operation. Legit AMPs are very, very few and far between and LE knows this, too. I agree that we should all be somewhat discrete on the details, but this city knows what it has in AMPs.

[USABarry]

Something interesting about them is that they are listed on RM's, and you know everybody is on there. So I went to add a profile for them and the site said that the owner of the phone number requested to be excluded from the site. So unlike other spas they for whatever reason don't want the publicity, although that might be good long term to keep them off the radar and keep them going with more regulars.

Most spas don't want the publicity especially the details. What's worse is when a jilted SO complains to LEO about the benefits of the massage. That starts the ball rolling usually ending on a bad note. It's up to us to remain discrete. Not necessarily here or other forums but with our personal connections.

[Dick M Good]

Is this the one by the hot dog place?

This place is the most consistant of any place I've repeated. I was in the mood for "no disappointments" so I decided to go to angel. Called ahead and let them know when I would be there, lady on phone asks if I want younger or older, I said younger if you have it.

I get there and they set me up with a girl named Amy. They keep the masks on but she smiled and giggled as she talked. She asked light / med touch, I said light, she did the massage and talked a lot of the time, she was open to OTC roaming and on the flip made me smile.

I opted for a Table shower to finish off my time there. All standard fees apply plus an extra 10 bucks for the TS. Well worth it in my opinion though. They give you a card with the back has get 10 massages get a 30 min free but I always lose the cards LOL.

So I'd recommend to any guy reading if you keep getting disappointed, give this place a try, been here 4 times since it was recommended to me, they're always friendly and always giving a HE.