Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

So with the shutdown, I think hand jobs will be relegated to renegade places like the temple of bliss.

https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/

This is the current roster of girls, and my comments on each.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

A MILF who is delusional into thinking she should still be doing this for even an avocation. Lots of hanging skin.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Positives. Skinny (the standard pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbows, a thigh gap, and knobby knees) and shows her pussy (almost none do).

Negative. About as cold as a well digger's ass. Must have a BF in some garage band who she saves her energy for.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/

Girl with an accent (australia maybe) and a weight problem. Ass looks like she sat on a package of acorns. Will have you do nonsense yoga stretches. I think she takes her panties off, I forgot. Too heavy for me. Lots of the tantra breathing bullshit.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

A jedi, but just barely. Has great skin, but is kind of a ghetto head in terms of performance. Like she is on weed. Does not show her pussy. Has the best ass in the world if you like that. Does not mind if you palm it like you are testing a cantaloupe. Rushes the end, but then again, I take forever and day to get my loads drained.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

A bigger disappointment than the sam-7 anti aircraft umbrella in the bekaa valley in lebanon in June of 1982. A total moistie. Totally removed from the matter at handjob. Must be on the ketamines.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

Like the 2020 eagles, a lost cause. Pretty fucken hot. Needs a colon cleanse as her ass hole ridges are blackened. Does the massage in her sleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

The worst person in the world, except for the fuckers who keep ordering useless lock downs. Actually, she is worse.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/deva-elyse/

Never tried her. I guess she is a member of AARP or something. Looks like she remembers dial up.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Breath that smells like a catcher's mitt shoved up a skunk's ass. Ugly also.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Really cute and skinny. Clinically depressed though. A really lame rushed session. Has a concave chest (marfan's syndrome) sexy as hell.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Clinically acceptable older white girl with a nice set of fakies and uses them on the baton. Has smelly breath and is getting old. Kind or reminds me of the wife in breaking bad. Probably the only sober girl at the place.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/

No personal experience. I do not see druids or obese women. She is obese.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tifany-zain/

Looks hot enough that I would bottle her farts and sniff them on my death bed. But apparently gives a shitty handjob.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Saw her in the hallway once. Absolutely no shock value. She should work the avis counter at the minneapolis airport.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

A jedi. Rarely there. Shows her pussy, and is really nice. No borders pushed, but does not rush.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Of middle eastern descent, but too heavy. Sweats alot and is not a good dickworker.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

The pics are taken by someone with an iphone 2. She is must better in person. Has puffy nipples. Her dickwork was sub par, but I might repeat she was very nice.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bindi-heart/

New, I have not tried. Has bar mitzvah lady arms which is a bad sign unless she gets on an adderall diet.

[PriscillaM]

I assume that Goldfinger, 187X, ceo will be shuttered starting tomorrow.

I think Chen's may stay open? It has some medical exclusion, as in the duds who go there are medically desperate to shove their cock up Mary's ass.

I will report here.

It appears temple of bliss is still going to be open, because the owner rightly values money over panic.

3 weeks boys. I hope Mary's ass can handle it.

[PriscillaM]

Just about every day around 5 pm I check rubratings and wade through the shit platoon of fake Russian beauties and asian joints in rosemead looking for anything on the westside. Recently, zen suites on 30*& washington in venice / mdr has more ads than that fucken feng shui bracelet.

But today, no ads.

Did the place get shut down?

[AsianEater]

Can you Pm me the address to West.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...lywood-ca-7350#rubmaps.

[PriscillaM]

As I understand it, L. A. County MPs can remain open as long as ICU capacity in hospitals remains above 15%. As of today, ICU capacity is shown to be slightly higher than 20%. But at the rate that our hospitals are filling up, it likely won't be long before we go below the 15% threshold and "personal service businesses", MPs included, will close down again. So it's one day at a time. So far, so good.

Looks like the Camel is a prophet. I had looked at the case load and given about ten days until the ICUs went below 15%. But due to a combination of the effects of the ACA (hospitals do not have the resources to expand ICUs due to the massive overspend on preexisting conditions such as obesity) and piss poor protocols for treating coronavirus (the failure to dispense ivermectin immediately comes to mind), the magic number was already hit. There is no going back at this point because the current spread at hospitals (noscomial infections) will only get worse as heroic health care workers export the virus out.

Accordingly, MPs will be shuttered by Monday December 7, 2020 (a date that will live in infamy). That is the bad news.

The good news is that chen's, I think, can remain open because it is a medical office. Even if it cannot, there is still good news because as part of operation warp speed (oh and while you all are welcome to take the vaccine, you do realize that it is 90% effective only, and of the 10% who still get it, we have no idea how serious those cases are. That is way vaccines take decades to perfect), pfizer has created a butt plug that mary can use in lieu of all the dick not being shoved up her ass during this yet another effective lockdown.

[The Camel]

So will the MPs be closed?

As I understand it, L. A. County MPs can remain open as long as ICU capacity in hospitals remains above 15%. As of today, ICU capacity is shown to be slightly higher than 20%. But at the rate that our hospitals are filling up, it likely won't be long before we go below the 15% threshold and "personal service businesses", MPs included, will close down again. So it's one day at a time. So far, so good.

[Adm888]

She used to offer topless massage in Torrance / San Pedro in a private apartment. Cute, short with awesome BIG naturals that felt awesome draped across your back. Seems she's gone. Anyone know what happened to her?

Bottomless too if you were nice. Used to drive out to San Pedro once a month to see her.

[OxnardBadBoy]

So will the MPs be closed?

[GearBoxer99]

Does anyone have any experience with Skin and Body in Torrance?

From their IG and BP posts, they seem to have a mix of real and fake photos.

How are the girls? Prefer <30 year old, with good body.

Interested in checking them out soon.

I went in and had a petite Latina that goes by Luna. I haven't seen her picture, but she's about 5'2, maybe 115 lbs. Some tattoos, all natural but petite, no older than 25. Massage was decent, I expected a lot more. HE is included in the price, based on some of the reviews you can get more from the right girl at the right price.

[AndrewH1293]

So, I had quite a sesh the other day at a local fave. The girl, at the end, said that if I said anything, she would not see me again.

So, you can PM me.

Your inbox is full. Trying to get this classified info.

[Felix06]

She used to offer topless massage in Torrance / San Pedro in a private apartment. Cute, short with awesome BIG naturals that felt awesome draped across your back. Seems she's gone. Anyone know what happened to her?

She was active earlier this year, and I want to say that it was on this site (don't remember which board), also on EM, that someone mentioned they'd personally seen her. My last contact for her was a phone number of (310) xxx-4874.

[BigBadNut]

This place used to have decent to hot younger full sized gals. Too bad they went with older fat chicks. Maybe just a bad day.

That is Spanish for used tires.

This place is in the shopping center across from the target. There are two parlors one next to each other on the second floor, do not go in the Thai one. The address is at 118** Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025 , there is a pollo loco on the ground floor.

The place shuns reviews. It is managed by what appear to be an Asian woman and her dog.

The staff is fat Latina woman with stretch marks and the attitude of the grip on soft white underbelly.

If you like banging fat Latin x, go for it. You should call ahead, they like that. Do not get more than a half hour, you will not need it.

Say hi to the dog for me.

[Mvmvm]

Through personal experience, I confirm everything in this post, with the addendum that their sauna does not work. Shame on me for even trying.

That is Spanish for used tires.

This place is in the shopping center across from the target. There are two parlors one next to each other on the second floor, do not go in the Thai one. The address is at 118** Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025 , there is a pollo loco on the ground floor.

The place shuns reviews. It is managed by what appear to be an Asian woman and her dog.

The staff is fat Latina woman with stretch marks and the attitude of the grip on soft white underbelly.

If you like banging fat Latin x, go for it. You should call ahead, they like that. Do not get more than a half hour, you will not need it.

Say hi to the dog for me.

[LAX310]

That is Spanish for used tires.

This place is in the shopping center across from the target. There are two parlors one next to each other on the second floor, do not go in the Thai one. The address is at 118** Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025 , there is a pollo loco on the ground floor.

The place shuns reviews. It is managed by what appear to be an Asian woman and her dog.

The staff is fat Latina woman with stretch marks and the attitude of the grip on soft white underbelly.

If you like banging fat Latin x, go for it. You should call ahead, they like that. Do not get more than a half hour, you will not need it.

Say hi to the dog for me.

Thanks. Maybe I'll pass then LOL.

[CodyMax33]

So, I had quite a sesh the other day at a local fave. The girl, at the end, said that if I said anything, she would not see me again.So, you can PM me.

Just PM'd you. Thanks.