Massage Parlor Reports

**Chaps88** · 12-02-20 15:24

I went to the Lmp on flagler st. I gave 80 for an hour and the massage is suppose to be 70. Expecting to get 10 back but no. Not only did they keep it. They only did 30 min. Apperently, 30 min for massage and the other 30 min for the extra service. Which mind you, you have to pay extra for it. I came to miami for a lmp and was scammed. And she didn't even want to finish taking the oil off me. Don't go there. Go to AMP. At least you get the whole hour.

**SunCap3** · 12-01-20 09:26

Ill do my best to keep this brief.

I am a fan of Latinas, and UTR. I also know no Spanish.

I am from the DC area where only the Latin providers feel comfortable enough with people from their own culture. Gringos get hung up on immediately.

I have come up with some creative ways to find UTR providers in DC, but I am after a more target rich area hence my future visit to Miami.

I plan on visiting in a month or so and would like to know a few things.

1. Are the Latinas open to providing massage and other services on white men, especially those with no Spanish speaking abilities.

2. Are there any sterotypes that I should know about when encountering women from different cultures. I. E. Cuban, Colombian, Mexican, Puerto Rican?

3. What are some good sources for Hispanic classified adds that would advertise these services? Where would some more target rich advertisements be listed.

4. I know a little bit about underground Latin sex culture. I know about the Cantina's and tarjetas, and physical message boards. Could someone expand on what little I know about those things.

**BigLuber** · 11-28-20 08:13

For us old farts that need a little help, I buy the generic pill real cheap over the phone. My doctor gave me a Rx for the brand name stuff and it was almost 50 bucks a pill.

LOL! There's only one reason one needs a script from a doctor in the US, the Patton Laws. Outside of our borders Viagra cost just a little more than aspirin.

**BigLuber** · 11-26-20 20:02

Originally Posted by Milkshake1 [View Original Post]

I found it and went, was super excited and then they turned me down because I "looked too young". I even offered to check my I'd but the lady at the door said no chance. Drove all the way there for nothing.

Start with a lower end AMP, like 157x Ives Dairy, just wesy of I-95, in the back lot. You got to call and make an appt there now, but while the women aren't as hot as the ones at 168, they are more affordable and more accommodating.

**Milkshake1** · 11-25-20 23:57

Originally Posted by BigCalibbc [View Original Post]

Yeah it's on 199 up stairs Bro, just google it, it pops right up.

I found it and went, was super excited and then they turned me down because I "looked too young". I even offered to check my I'd but the lady at the door said no chance. Drove all the way there for nothing.

**BigLuber** · 11-25-20 21:39

Originally Posted by Jack76 [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever gone to an AMP and pulled out your phone and point to the girl in the ad and say " I would like to try this one". "Oh, she's busy?, what about this one? Oh, she went back to China, what about this one?

I went to the VIP on Pembroke Road and 441 once, their ad said real pictures, real girls.

But when I walked in I was greeted by a mis-shapened old fatty with little dwarfed legs and a flat ass.

So I said to her "Your ad says these are pictures of real girls" To which she replies "Yes, real pictures of real Asian girls" (just not the ones that work there).

So, never be so naive to think that Asian Massage photos in an ad are what you will encounter in the place. However, there are certain LMPs that do fearure the actual girls that are working there. They will have the girl's name in the ad with her photo. But there's no guarantees with commercial ads.

It's like the picture of The Whopper in the Burger King ad VS what you get handed to you at the counter after you've paid.

**Jack76** · 11-25-20 10:26

Has anyone ever gone to an AMP and pulled out your phone and point to the girl in the ad and say " I would like to try this one". "Oh, she's busy?, what about this one? Oh, she went back to China, what about this one?

**BigLuber** · 11-25-20 05:17

Originally Posted by Orelius [View Original Post]

Had a chance to visit this AMP while in the area. Was greeted by a girl who responded to the name Miya as reviewed on Rubmaps and later she said her name was Mia. She also looked like a girl I had seen at Coco Spa on Oakland Pk, Broward. That went by Sasha. But her telephone number she gave me was diff than Sasha's so not sure. Anyway she had a descent ass for an Asian lady, nice average naturals with eraser nips. Opted for just a HJ / CBJ house fee was. 4 + tip. Overall it was an ok experience. And no the girl in the pic. Monica was not there.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...e/449125248494

Good Spa, been there 3 or 4 times, always got FS. You know that a good sign that the girls are working for tips is when the place offers a 40 / half hour deal.

Another good recommendation is the spa on nw 25 street, next to the Palmetto, behind Starbucks center of the plaza, always found nice friendly ladies there.

**Orelius** · 11-24-20 22:01

Had a chance to visit this AMP while in the area. Was greeted by a girl who responded to the name Miya as reviewed on Rubmaps and later she said her name was Mia. She also looked like a girl I had seen at Coco Spa on Oakland Pk, Broward. That went by Sasha. But her telephone number she gave me was diff than Sasha's so not sure. Anyway she had a descent ass for an Asian lady, nice average naturals with eraser nips. Opted for just a HJ / CBJ house fee was. 4 + tip. Overall it was an ok experience. And no the girl in the pic. Monica was not there.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...e/449125248494

**KTuned805** · 11-23-20 23:31

Anybody have any good LMP providers in the area? I'm in town for a bit and wanted somewhere with a reference. I have heard of one on sunset if anyone is familiar??

**Orelius** · 11-22-20 08:12

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Ok, yeah, I got my directions reversed. That's the AMP I'm talking about. Sorry about that. But, yeah, I've had some good encounters in that spa in the past, I've just been too enamored with my AMP lady in Hollywood that has been giving me the royal BBFS treatment lately that I've not ventured down to SW Miami in a while.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...e/449125248494

SW 8th St and Flagler are both AMP rich areas where FS is on the menu with lots of options. Coral Way (SW24th street) has some nice AMPs too.

You spend loads of time and money down there AMP hopping.

No problem and thanks for providing additional intel on other AMPs in that area. Sent you a PM.

**DragWolf720** · 11-22-20 05:45

It's a store front near a storage and to be honest outside you won't notice it's an MP they don't brand it as such. It's a bit steep and it's not really worth it. At first I thought YMMV but after two visits with two different girls I'm confident it's all the same. They all seem to work and price the same. House is fixed. 6 and anything at all is at least a Jackson. But they're all lookers. Shame Kasey had to leave, she's the only reason I came back. I didn't catch the second girls name to steer you away unfortunately. The place has red lettering and white walls.

**BigLuber** · 11-21-20 15:31

Originally Posted by Orelius [View Original Post]

Not sure what you are talking about? I was going by your post on the 7159 AMP on 8th St, East of 826, and just adding onto it. In which case this SPA is next to a Discount Pharmacy, in the Toledo Shopping ctr., on the North side of 8th st. Also I did find iit on Rubmaps.

Ok, yeah, I got my directions reversed. That's the AMP I'm talking about. Sorry about that. But, yeah, I've had some good encounters in that spa in the past, I've just been too enamored with my AMP lady in Hollywood that has been giving me the royal BBFS treatment lately that I've not ventured down to SW Miami in a while.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...e/449125248494

SW 8th St and Flagler are both AMP rich areas where FS is on the menu with lots of options. Coral Way (SW24th street) has some nice AMPs too.

You spend loads of time and money down there AMP hopping.

**Orelius** · 11-21-20 11:04

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

There is no New Message of Asia that I can search up. One needs to remember that these AMPs have a veriety of generic names to them, only a few stand out. Like Spa 168 or 5 Roses. But most are a version of just "Asian massage".

So, please give a clear location like the actual ddress or at the corner of 79th and Biscayne, or Flagler and 36th ave, across from Dollar Tree. (Two real FS AMPs).

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Try the AMP just East of 826, on the north side of SW 8th street.

Not sure what you are talking about? I was going by your post on the 7159 AMP on 8th St, East of 826, and just adding onto it. In which case this SPA is next to a Discount Pharmacy, in the Toledo Shopping ctr., on the North side of 8th st. Also I did find iit on Rubmaps.

**BigLuber** · 11-20-20 21:12

Originally Posted by Orelius [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I will be in that area next week and may make a visit. Found "New Message of Asia" on Rubmaps. RM has 2 recent reviews, One on a Miya and the other on a Tavina.

There is no New Message of Asia that I can search up. One needs to remember that these AMPs have a veriety of generic names to them, only a few stand out. Like Spa 168 or 5 Roses. But most are a version of just "Asian massage".

So, please give a clear location like the actual ddress or at the corner of 79th and Biscayne, or Flagler and 36th ave, across from Dollar Tree. (Two real FS AMPs).