Escort Reports

[Fla Monger II]

Yes, you're thinking of Nichole, another homely but extremely accomodating girl. They are not the same person.

I got weirded out by Nichole, doing a late night incall, and having her put the sleeping child out on the couch so we could use the bed. There are just some things that can, completely, ruin a moment. The provider hosting with her young - but old enough to figure it all out - kid in the house, carrying him, with his questioning eyes, past you is definitely one of those moments, for me.

oy...that would kill me. I would not be able to do anything. I'd pay her and ask her to take better care of her kid, and then leave.

[Mike Wazowski]

Is Stacy the same one who has red hair and lives out in like Brandon or out that way, Valrico or somewhere? Long kinky red hair? I can't find a pic of the girl I'm thinking of...or am I thinking of Nicole? Are Stacy and Nicole (Nichole?) the same person?

Yes, you're thinking of Nichole, another homely but extremely accomodating girl. They are not the same person.

I got weirded out by Nichole, doing a late night incall, and having her put the sleeping child out on the couch so we could use the bed. There are just some things that can, completely, ruin a moment. The provider hosting with her young - but old enough to figure it all out - kid in the house, carrying him, with his questioning eyes, past you is definitely one of those moments, for me.

[Mike Wazowski]

People like Stacy because she's the quintessential fuck-puppet ***** who will do virtually ANYTHING. She'd fuck a pig if you paid her.

I don't know ANY other girl like that. Does anybody here? If you do, let me know. I want to do her.

Yeah, that's for sure. She is up for anything. I was just a bit miffed when she upsold me to 2 hours and then fell asleep in the middle of it. The falling asleep kind of cuddled up part was semi-tolerable but when I realized she was nodding off while giving head I couldn't believe it. I mean, I'm not going to be offended if a girl tells me she's too tired to make it to an appointment. That MIGHT, at least, get me to call again. Falling asleep with Little Wazowski in your mouth is just too much for me, though.

That happened, almost exactly a year ago. I've refrained from telling the tale until I saw the post telling of the same scenario.

I guess when she's on, she's really on but the vice versa is true, too. The first time with her, she was totally accomodating, even wanting to give more when I was too spent from the three times she coaxed out "The Swimming Wazowskis."

Granted, the second time, once she woke up, she was ready to get right back into action but I still found myself kind of annoyed with the whole situation.

[Member #4558]

...are basically useless, at least that is what I have derived. It's always that same little group of 5 to 10 girls who are reviewed and every review says about the same thing. I kind of get the feeling from some of what I have read that what is submitted as a review is not necessarily what ends up as the final displayed review.

I used their reviews last time I was in Vegas and booked someone who was well reviewed and got glowing comments (8's and 9's) from everyone. Well, it may have just been a case of YMMV, but I thought she was maybe a 6. I paid for two hours and we spent the first one in the hotel bar talking. I kept hinting that we were wasting the time I was paying for and she failed to act. QWe finally made it to the room and it was one of the most rushed sessions I have ever had. I suppose that I could have argued about it but I just wanted her gone.

Moral of the story for me was to ignore what you see written on TER.

As for the Tampa area girls, Gabby is the best around but I think she has gone into retirement. The rest are either bait and switch, ROB or good looking but totally over priced.

[The Chronic]

Is Stacy the same one who has red hair and lives out in like Brandon or out that way, Valrico or somewhere? Long kinky red hair? I can't find a pic of the girl I'm thinking of...

(Once again) that's Nicole, not Stacy. She's sort of a fuck puppet, too, except you can't touch her tits, they're too sensitive.

[Fla Monger II]

Is Stacy the same one who has red hair and lives out in like Brandon or out that way, Valrico or somewhere? Long kinky red hair? I can't find a pic of the girl I'm thinking of...or am I thinking of Nicole? Are Stacy and Nicole (Nichole?) the same person?

[The Chronic]

Wow, finally, someone who's had the same Stacey experience I've had. Saw her one time and it was okay. The second time, she DID pass out on me while giving head. After the FS portion, she fell asleep on top of my arm. After about a half hour, I pulled my arm away, she woke up and continued the conversation she was having when she passed out.

I've always wondered about her glowing reviews on TER. Everyone seems to just love her and blow off about her great service making up for the lack of looks. I knew I couldn't be the only one who's dismissed her for falling asleep in mid session.

People like Stacy because she's the quintessential fuck-puppet ***** who will do virtually ANYTHING. She'd fuck a pig if you paid her.

I don't know ANY other girl like that. Does anybody here? If you do, let me know. I want to do her.

[Mike Wazowski]

The bad: Not to sound arrogant, but she was a dumb as a box of rocks. I'm not looking to date Steven Hawking, but she was about LD. Her upper teeth need seroius work, with one missing and the other at a 45 degree angle, pointing out, to the point where it impeded her current profession, if you get my drift. I swear to god she was falling asleep the entire time - she'd doze off mid-bj, craziest thing I ever saw. No boobs to speak of, which is fine with me, but if you like tits, move on. The first half of her hair was black with a few grey streaks, the bottom half brown: time fer another coloring... and she was about 1.5 hrs late.

All in all, not a dream date, but got the job done. I think she was over-priced about 50%. I wouldn't necessarity recommend her.

Happy hunting.

Wow, finally, someone who's had the same Stacey experience I've had. Saw her one time and it was okay. The second time, she DID pass out on me while giving head. After the FS portion, she fell asleep on top of my arm. After about a half hour, I pulled my arm away, she woke up and continued the conversation she was having when she passed out.

I've always wondered about her glowing reviews on TER. Everyone seems to just love her and blow off about her great service making up for the lack of looks. I knew I couldn't be the only one who's dismissed her for falling asleep in mid session.

[Adashe]

Way to go New Tampa. With the closing of most of the good amps, I have been looking at the escort scene. Early on I played in that arena, but preferred the amps because it was much simplier. I have found most of the good ones on an escort listing site. You pay a little more but my experience has been better than expected.

[Literal2]

See what I mean? There are lots of quality escorts in Tampa (joke).

Lets have some more actual escort reports.

[New Tampa]

ok, I'm new here (to the board and tampa). Not sure why there are virtually no posts on escorts, but oh well... I swear you guys bring more drama up in here than my ex. I don't yet get all your abbreviations, so bear with me.

Saw 'Stacy' tonight (naughtystacy4u at aol dot com), posts on CL... She says she's 29 but I'd add a few years. I'll give you the good and bad.

The good: basically is was an anything goes 1 hr for 200. She was undressed and ready to go without any discussion. She was thin, with a few scars implying a c-section. Didn't appear to be high or using. Brought protection.

The bad: Not to sound arrogant, but she was a dumb as a box of rocks. I'm not looking to date Steven Hawking, but she was about LD. Her upper teeth need seroius work, with one missing and the other at a 45 degree angle, pointing out, to the point where it impeded her current profession, if you get my drift. I swear to god she was falling asleep the entire time - she'd doze off mid-bj, craziest thing I ever saw. No boobs to speak of, which is fine with me, but if you like tits, move on. The first half of her hair was black with a few grey streaks, the bottom half brown: time fer another coloring... and she was about 1.5 hrs late.

All in all, not a dream date, but got the job done. I think she was over-priced about 50%. I wouldn't necessarity recommend her.

Happy hunting.

[The Chronic]

She's looking to hook up. She said she had her baby on 1/28 and is fine now.

I wish she'd get her teeth fixed. She'd be OK if it wasn't for that.

What a ****. A good thing.

[Literal2]

Only other escort I found a post-action report on here in the last year and a half was Mike's (I think) on Samantha last year, but her link is dead. I have the feeling there is a lot of quality locally. Maybe it comes at a price, but it would be great to know who is for real even if expensive (its all relative guys) rather than fool around with the cl scams or the ter shills.

[Literal2]

Two questions from newcomer to this esteemed board of Tampa mongers.

1. Relationships w/the girls. In my experience if you see a girl more than twice, you are quite likely to have emotional extrication problems. I assume this is even more true of non-pro types, like Chronic's UTR's. At first I was surprised that SP's would follow this pattern, but they seem to. Do you concur? Any suggestions on how to keep the juices flowing with the same girl while avoiding involvement?

2. Tampa Escorts. Damn, you guys are tough. This is a good town for this sort of thing, at least based on my experience. Not so vast, but I've been around. The two Tampa girls I saw last month - Harley and Vicky - were both really attractive and passionate. The cost is a lot lower than NY or LA and about the same as Toronto, which is monger heaven. Do you guys agree or are you bored with the local scene? Any names/contact info based on personal experience? I sure would like to find a few more top quality local escorts, price being secondary to quality.

[The Chronic]

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

You were cool back in the day. Too bad that guy took your site. What a dickwad he was.