Humaniplex

[TheZorak]

Recently learned that she has a HX account aside from the PD account I used to see her, so I thought I'd put my review of her here too since she barely has any feedback in this forum. This was back in March, so I have no idea if she's changed at all, but may as well share something. I do want to see her again at some point.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pocketsizedevie

She was quick to respond even though I had no references (she was my first), and she also confirmed via text that the hr session includes msog since I don't think it was listed on her PD. The directions ended up being an espionage mission into a gated apartment community which made me very uneasy, but I did what any man in heat would do and just went for it. Looking back, it was actually kinda fun. Since I didn't expect this, I ended up being half an hour late and probably annoyed her, but she didn't come off that way in person at all. She still gave me the full hour that we scheduled.

FIRST AND FOREMOST: I'm 99% sure she is NOT the one in the photos. She's definitely short and of whatever Asian descent she listed, but she's also packing some meat. Not to the point that she'd be considered "fat", but definitely stocky. She also has a rounder face and kinda goofy teeth. It's a shame, but absolutely does not make her unattractive at all. The show here is her mammaries, and she's packing, so those alone made it worth it for me. I think her hips were pretty wide but not much butt cheek was there. I hate when people use this word but, yes, she was "bubbly" and friendly the whole time and even complimented my long hair as soon as she saw me along with a hug. She had just gotten out of the shower. She offered me a quick shower by myself, so I did that and she was setting up in the room. It was clean with a simple layout along with the rest of the apartment that I saw. She rents it out just for the job. Very nice place.

As for the action, she didn't do the BBBJ or even CBJ or dfk listed on her PD ad (makes me wonder if she was secretly annoyed with me), but she did a HJ with a weird attempt at a Russian while we made small-talk. If she does it, make sure you're in a good position for it. Idk if she'd still do this during the pandemic, but she sat over me and gave me a minute to fully indulge with her mams like she totally knows what the reason everyone has to see her. After putting the thing on, she rode me but. Wasn't very good at it. She just did that thing where she shifted her weight so we'd go up and down together without any actual in-and-out happening. I'm a passive person, so maybe taking action charge would be best, though I think she's kinda sensitive, so don't destroy her. There's a big mirror on one side of the room, so it was pretty hot looking over to see us in profile at least. I'd say as a tip for anyone to adjust your positions around using that mirror if you don't mind seeing yourself (my hair hides my stupid face). She's cool with changing positions whenever I wanted, too. After finishing the first round, so offered me a "sensual" massage, but it did nothing for me. I don't know if that's on her or if I'm simply not interested in that. I'd rather have my shoulders / neck manhandled than lady fingers sliding around my back. Throughout the entire hour session, she's careful about hygiene and constantly wipes up both of us. We started the second round the same way and I tried mish but after a minute or so, she informed me that time ran out. I wasn't upset or anything, but something to note in my head to pass on the massage so we don't waste time. Offered me another shower, but I didn't really care and just went on my way. Gave me a hug and some really nice candies.

Being super analytical, I can tell that she's a pro when it comes to doing her job and whether or not she was annoyed with me, I couldn't tell because of it. I obviously did my best to be friendly to make up for it, so I had a great time overall and I'd repeat. At least because she's one of the few girls that's carrying big weapons. I think she's about 90% fluent in English, so there might be once or twice where there can be a misunderstanding during conversation, but she's very social, so there won't be an issues because of that. All of her info is on her PD listing (idk if this site has a grudge with PD, so I'm not sure if it's okay to put the link) so you can just search "BookEvieOC" there. Treat her well.

[Gerre1984]

Don't forget burnsie1169, GRUMPY, MUNK, loucfirr1, and se7 en who I've witnessed various occasions being deliberately obnoxious. Someone here even mentioned earlier being after one of 'them. Not that I condone, but I also can't say I blame them!

I wanted to add the douchebag SonOfAdams to my list.

I'd love nothing more than toss them into a chamber, and spray Zyklon B on them as they die like he cockroaches they are! 😂128405;.

[Monger699]

Yes, thanks! I did see her once before and enjoyed it. Then she flaked on me 2 times in a row. Maybe I'll reach back out.

Twitter handle please.

[JDog1234]

There is a gal named Cynthia T on Rub Ratings that gives an awesome FBSM with and upgrade to BBBJ. She also has a Twitter feed to announce when she is in the OC for incall. Does both specialties rather well.

Yes, thanks! I did see her once before and enjoyed it. Then she flaked on me 2 times in a row. Maybe I'll reach back out.

[Justify]

Any HX providers have a massage / BJ or FS option.

There is a gal named Cynthia T on Rub Ratings that gives an awesome FBSM with and upgrade to BBBJ. She also has a Twitter feed to announce when she is in the OC for incall. Does both specialties rather well.

[Braddock1]

During my short time on HX, I've seen a lot of girls with the exact same format of info on their profile, like this:

"Spanish / Asian.

5 ft 4 in 125 lbs.

Subscribe to my profile for updates!

Xoxo Mindy".

Obviously switch ethnicity, numbers and name, but a lot of them will post exactly like this and makes me wary of them being fake. Is there a consensus on this? Are they just part of work circles where they all do the same thing?

Usually this means same booker / pimp / madam / etc. There's quite a few "crews" on HX that have loosely affiliated names (QoD /143/818, Baby, Bellas) and each crew has the same info / response template.

[PewpHead]

Jeze_Bella_Witz: Her pics are accurate, particularly her standing naked selfies. One thing you can't see well from her pics is that her ass is amazing. Epic, rap video twerk ass. Huge but not sloppy. Doggy with her is super hot. She's pretty tall, probably 5'9". Full lips that look great during BJ. One thing though is that she's not GFE. I usually see Asians, so I'm not used to the whole "stick it in" vibe from American girls, but she has a nice attitude and is friendly.

[PewpHead]

Yo thanks for replying. I have two assumptions, first one is that she's clueless about hx average and median rate. Second, she's not oblivious and she's already posting on other site but she's casting her net wide knowing rent will come due and her rates will have to come down. For her rate, add another 200 and I can fuck a known pornstar with a proven track record, bb too with recent test. Hope you're reading this and get with the time hentaidoll.

As soon as I saw the hentaidoll profile I knew her rates would be absurd. It's pretty common for higher end blonde / white women. I don't know if they get many clients or if they're happy with a smaller number of clients, but society overvalues skinny hot white women and puts them at a premium. I've seen their prices higher even 10+ years ago. Part of it is ego, and part of it is the fact that women like her can easily get a rich dude as a sugar daddy anyway. Since paying a premium for blonde / white women has never interested me, I always pass on profiles like that.

[JDog1234]

Any HX providers have a massage / BJ or FS option.

[SCJohn]

During my short time on HX, I've seen a lot of girls with the exact same format of info on their profile, like this:

"Spanish / Asian.

5 ft 4 in 125 lbs.

Subscribe to my profile for updates!

Xoxo Mindy".

Obviously switch ethnicity, numbers and name, but a lot of them will post exactly like this and makes me wary of them being fake. Is there a consensus on this? Are they just part of work circles where they all do the same thing?

Check their network. If they've seen a bunch of guys you know they are real. That's the beauty of HX. There are a number of bookers that will use the same format. You get use to seeing that and can figure out who's part of the same gang.

[NoClue02]

Notes say she is short, has a slight paunch, but provides decent service.

Thanks CandyMan!

[TheZorak]

During my short time on HX, I've seen a lot of girls with the exact same format of info on their profile, like this:

"Spanish / Asian.

5 ft 4 in 125 lbs.

Subscribe to my profile for updates!

Xoxo Mindy".

Obviously switch ethnicity, numbers and name, but a lot of them will post exactly like this and makes me wary of them being fake. Is there a consensus on this? Are they just part of work circles where they all do the same thing?

[CandyMan71]

Hello all,

Any intel on her? Seem new.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MindyWest

Notes say she is short, has a slight paunch, but provides decent service.

[NoClue02]

Hello all,

Any intel on her? Seem new.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MindyWest

[Sonixpber]

Yo thanks for replying. I have two assumptions, first one is that she's clueless about hx average and median rate. Second, she's not oblivious and she's already posting on other site but she's casting her net wide knowing rent will come due and her rates will have to come down. For her rate, add another 200 and I can fuck a known pornstar with a proven track record, bb too with recent test. Hope you're reading this and get with the time hentaidoll.

Her profile on HX has TRUMP under heroes. LOL. I apologise for bringing politics into it but that just made me laugh and not want to see her; not to mention the ridiculous prices.