Escort Reports

[New Tampa]

ok, I'm new here (to the board and tampa). Not sure why there are virtually no posts on escorts, but oh well... I swear you guys bring more drama up in here than my ex. I don't yet get all your abbreviations, so bear with me.

Saw 'Stacy' tonight (naughtystacy4u at aol dot com), posts on CL... She says she's 29 but I'd add a few years. I'll give you the good and bad.

The good: basically is was an anything goes 1 hr for 200. She was undressed and ready to go without any discussion. She was thin, with a few scars implying a c-section. Didn't appear to be high or using. Brought protection.

The bad: Not to sound arrogant, but she was a dumb as a box of rocks. I'm not looking to date Steven Hawking, but she was about LD. Her upper teeth need seroius work, with one missing and the other at a 45 degree angle, pointing out, to the point where it impeded her current profession, if you get my drift. I swear to god she was falling asleep the entire time - she'd doze off mid-bj, craziest thing I ever saw. No boobs to speak of, which is fine with me, but if you like tits, move on. The first half of her hair was black with a few grey streaks, the bottom half brown: time fer another coloring... and she was about 1.5 hrs late.

All in all, not a dream date, but got the job done. I think she was over-priced about 50%. I wouldn't necessarity recommend her.

Happy hunting.

[The Chronic]

She's looking to hook up. She said she had her baby on 1/28 and is fine now.

I wish she'd get her teeth fixed. She'd be OK if it wasn't for that.

What a ****. A good thing.

[Literal2]

Only other escort I found a post-action report on here in the last year and a half was Mike's (I think) on Samantha last year, but her link is dead. I have the feeling there is a lot of quality locally. Maybe it comes at a price, but it would be great to know who is for real even if expensive (its all relative guys) rather than fool around with the cl scams or the ter shills.

[Literal2]

Two questions from newcomer to this esteemed board of Tampa mongers.

1. Relationships w/the girls. In my experience if you see a girl more than twice, you are quite likely to have emotional extrication problems. I assume this is even more true of non-pro types, like Chronic's UTR's. At first I was surprised that SP's would follow this pattern, but they seem to. Do you concur? Any suggestions on how to keep the juices flowing with the same girl while avoiding involvement?

2. Tampa Escorts. Damn, you guys are tough. This is a good town for this sort of thing, at least based on my experience. Not so vast, but I've been around. The two Tampa girls I saw last month - Harley and Vicky - were both really attractive and passionate. The cost is a lot lower than NY or LA and about the same as Toronto, which is monger heaven. Do you guys agree or are you bored with the local scene? Any names/contact info based on personal experience? I sure would like to find a few more top quality local escorts, price being secondary to quality.

[The Chronic]

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

You were cool back in the day. Too bad that guy took your site. What a dickwad he was.

[The Chronic]

I gotta say I enjoy Chronic's posts, both the one below on his UTR (undetermined? Term Relationship) non-pro acquisition technique and an earlier one on taking strippers out. It's interesting to learn about the techniques and they make sense to me. I doubt I have the advantages he admits to, though, let alone the game, so I tend to rely more on moolah.

UTR=Under The Radar. Post OFC, my preference. MUCH more bang for the buck, and big fun. Girls get a lot hotter thinking they're doing something really naughty. PLUS-a minimal of screening, no GF's in the biz to cause drama, and no White Knights.

[Member #4558]

Yes it's me. I don't live in the Tampa Bay area any longer I kind of stumbled on this site and have found it a good way to keep up with the local events. After OFC, I kind of let my site die a quiet death only, or tried to, to have it 'hijacked' by spocko, the warped supposed boyfriend of one of the OFC defendants. He used it for his thing which fortunately also finally died. Now wookworld is a "world and international" travel site.

[Mike Wazowski]

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

Is that really THE Wook, man? If it is my old fuzzy pal, I was - and thus named myself - The First Poster on that good old board.

[Ledhed]

Yeah, but its fun in slow times, you girls keep it up...

I, for one, only find this exchange mildly amusing but WAY off topic.

[Member #4558]

Being new to this community I should stay out of this but I just can’t help myself. If I did not know better, I would swear that RDD is a reincarnation of TBD. That man had the same flair for spewing forth mass quantities of BS, prior to his downfall of course, that these boasting just bring me back to those pre-OFC days. Best chuckle that moron ever gave me was that he was in the CIA. Maybe that is where RDD works too! Keep up the good work man, I just love reading fantasy writings!

[Literal2]

I gotta say I enjoy Chronic's posts, both the one below on his UTR (undetermined? Term Relationship) non-pro acquisition technique and an earlier one on taking strippers out. It's interesting to learn about the techniques and they make sense to me. I doubt I have the advantages he admits to, though, let alone the game, so I tend to rely more on moolah.

[Drew Park]

I'm sure there will be a few of the Shall i say Legends of the board,who will put there 2 cents.

I, for one, only find this exchange mildly amusing but WAY off topic.

[Mike Wazowski]

Raw, honestly, I'm not trying to start shit with you, as you imply. I'm just calling you on what seems to be BS.

That said, I decided to poke around and look up your posts. Now, you claimed your cool job, which everyone envies, makes it so that you can get a room at any Hard Rock Hotel for $129. You also don't have any problems finding women for a low price and extended hours, if not all night for free.

These being recent boasts, can you please explain, then, why you made this comment on the Miami boards:

"I have tried the hard rock tampa , same shit hit or miss.

it is not possible, unless you order take out. Rooms that cost 180 and a ho bag at 300 per hr . i don't think so.......Stay Safe all...........RDD"

Here's the link to the post, so you can't claim I'm quoting out of context or making this up: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...932#post443932

Glancing at other stuff, Raw has shown a precedent of getting bent out of shape and going on wild tangents before. I had forgotten his Medal of Honor claims, locally. That was some funny stuff. I also stumbled across him defending himself on the West Palm Beach board because someone said they doubted his claims of attending law school based on his lack of spelling/writing abilities.

Just an aside, Raw, yes, you do have to be able to write pretty well to just get accepted to law school or any post-graduate program.

[Mike Wazowski]

Well, digging back into my college days and getting that goofy Psychology degree, I seem to remember a trait of the pathological liar. Point out their flawed BS and they'll go on a tirade, tossing out one strawman argument after another in an attempt to defend themselves.

Calm down, Raw, I'm only pointing out that your posts really set off the BS meter and seem to exist to flog your own ego far more than they are here to give friendly advice and tips.

Just to take a few of your comments, to me, to task:

RDD said, "I Remember when you were a newbie,wazpolski. I'm sure i helped you with a couple of your inquries."

Really? I'm sure you didn't because I've never made an iquiry on this board, only offered advice and opinions.

Know what else? I'm really sure you DO NOT remember me being a newbie because... Get this... I was a member for nine months BEFORE you joined.

RDD said, "As in the Times of RDD, there is always a jelous person. It's never ending."

I'm not thinking anyone is jealous of you. I'm sure we've all met a provider or two that likes to hang around us. Boasting about it being the norm and making backhanded insults at the other board members is where I take you to task.

RDD said, "You wish you really had a Job As awesome as mine. it may be monogomous at times but, very rewarding and best part is, i only work (if it's even work)six months a year. The hard part is staying in shape for physicals.This give you a tip, wazPOLski.?. do your research..."

Well, we can see that Raw's job doesn't require spelling well or properly constructing sentences. Exactly what am I supposed to be researching? And, FWIW, almost everyone I meet says something like, "Man, you've got the best job ever!" In truth it's kind of monotonous, which means repetitive. Not "monogomous," which means married to one partner.

RDD said, "I bet you cant even dance polish, let alone speak."

You'd win that bet, seeing as I'm not Polish. You know, I'm thinking most of us have pseudonyms on these boards. FWIW, Mike Wazowski is the name of a movie character.

RDD asked, "How old are you? (don't care)"

Forty-two.

RDD said, "Furthermore, to carry on here will only agrevate you. I could give a shit less. I'm sure there will be a few of the Shall i say Legends of the board,who will put there 2 cents."

No, you won't agrevate me. I'm rather amused by your delusions of grandeur. At least you acknowledge that others have indicated in the past that you seem full of yourself which, in this case, is about the same as saying FoS.

RDD said, "And to the rest of you who have a problem with me. Yes, my adventures may sound far fetched, fact; i do like to write and tell every detail as i see it."

Why do you think anyone else has a problem with you? Paranoid? Or are you just grasping at straws as most habitual "fabricators of the truth" do when they are called on their BS?

RDD said, "Think of how WazPollock this is. The pollock starts shit cause, ?????????"

Hmmm. Nice. Ethnic slurs. I'm not Polish but I'm sure those who are don't appreciate seeing their ethnicity used as an insult.

So, Raw, what would you have used to insult me had I chosen the pseudonym, "Leroy Jamaal Jefferson"?

Then again, maybe it is just tit for tat. If you're not a self-absorbed, egotistical BS artist, I appologize to those who are if they were insulted by my derogatory implications that self-absorbed, egotistical BS artists are, somehow, bad.

[VanDriver]

Just thought the both of you would like to know that I also want a job where I work 6 months of the year and keep in shape by fucking these ladies free of charge.

Wanting to keep it light,
Van