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**LuvHugeTits** · 11-16-20 08:03

Anyone seen Crissy?

I've seen her ads here and there for a while.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...078/3139558966

**Lookingfor69** · 11-16-20 06:55

This is spot on. I tried to see her about a year ago. She was much cheaper and I still ran away. LOL.

Originally Posted by SlightlyHere [View Original Post]

So, after several attempts, finally Shay got back with me.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-331-6653

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...232/5863316653

And she hit me up in the morning, which, well, we all know I like being first in the morning to lay wood into these ladies. So I offer her $1 HH, early bird special and she declines. Comes back with $1. 8 HH, $2. 2 HR and has the disposition to say something along the lines of, "BBBJ, bb included, if you don't want it bring cover. " I'm a little bit stunned by this, b / c her default is just to go raw, and, well, that's dangerous as fuck, like, I see the high rate, but my lord! So I book her, like, who wouldn't, I'm going to get in these guts.

Back and forth, back and forth, my IP Text app is going to shit, and I miss a bunch of her texts, but eventually I make it to a trailer park around 19 mile and Vandyke. Like, I shouldn't even be parking my car here, but it doesn't feel dangerous, just run down, so I park around the corner, as ususal. At this point she's called off the date, bc my IP Phone is fucking up, but I roll up to her little brown trailer anyhow, as if she's going to turn away good money.

Of course, she doesn't, and answers the door in a robe and some yoga pants. The place is dirty, but not messy dirty, just need a vacuum and some deep cleaning. The dog has obviously been fighting with the walls, ripping them apart. She leads me to her room, and the bed is made, she undoes her robe, and some fat pierced titties fall out, right on top of a fat FUPA. I'm showing her how her texts didn't come through, and she gets it, was probably her texting app that didn't send them with this shoddy ass reception in the trailer park.

Like, YOOOOO, I'm not fucking this FUPA. The old toss some flour on it and look for a wet spot trick left me years ago, so I tell her that I just want top, only if he can take a dick to the throat. She kinda mumbles and grumbles about how she doesn't change her appointments. I look down at that big old FUPA, reach into my pocket, grab a $20, and give it to her, and get the fuck out. I may fuck some track marked H users, and shit, but I'm not going to fuck with a FUPA like that, especially on RAW default. How'd I get into a trailer park in Sterling Heights anyhow? She got it, and was cool, and I rolled out.

Take her pictures and add 30 lbs in the worst way, and that's what you get. I image she'd have let me fuck her RAW, and anal, and everything for the hour, but yo, I'm only tryina kill myself so slowly. . . That was sway too fast.

Alright, Stay safe.

**Stealth72** · 11-15-20 20:33

Originally Posted by XMailMan [View Original Post]

Does anyone have the the link to the ad?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...l/264072253462

**No Choice** · 11-15-20 20:27

Originally Posted by XMailMan [View Original Post]

Does anyone have the the link to the ad?

Just go to STG and search Jenni and she will pop up.

**XMailMan** · 11-15-20 19:58

Originally Posted by Wally2822 [View Original Post]

Saw Jenni from LC / STG.

Advertises that she's in inkster but she was at a house in Taylor near Van born and beech daly. When I pulled up I text her and told her I was outside. Her mom came out first. I thought she was the provider. In my head I was like man this lady must be over 60. She kept telling me that Jennis inside the basement waiting for you!! I went through the side door and down to the basement. It was very dark originally so I wasn't sure if I was getting setup or what the case was. She comes up to me and says hey baby but man she was high as a kite. Not sure if she kept everything dark to cover her track marks or whatever the deal was. Didn't look like the girl in the pics but she was 5'1 with a fat ass. Another girl was down there too laying on a bed. She looked like she was on another planet. She asked if I wanted to do a duo with both of them for an extra $40 (I was quoted 60 for SS).

Didn't feel the vibe so I walked out. Basement was very dirty and smoky. She started blowing me up after telling me that her sister would've left the room and we could've had fun just us 2 and to come back. Little head didn't outsmart the big head this time.

Stay safe out there.

Does anyone have the the link to the ad?

**Power69** · 11-15-20 18:23

Originally Posted by Stealth72 [View Original Post]

When in doubt. Pass.

Although the idea of the idea of doing a girl named Hillary in the rear while pulling her hair and her calling me "Donald" really appeals to me.

**Stealth72** · 11-15-20 11:41

Originally Posted by BadBosco [View Original Post]

Haven't seen her, but the out of town phone number and in her and everything is "no" screams no-go to me.

When in doubt. Pass.

**BadBosco** · 11-15-20 11:04

Originally Posted by OmegeLurker [View Original Post]

New monger here. Anyone ever seen Hilary from LC and know if she's legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55986157/

Haven't seen her, but the out of town phone number and in her and everything is "no" screams no-go to me.

**OmegeLurker** · 11-15-20 03:00

New monger here. Anyone ever seen Hilary from LC and know if she's legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55986157/

**BramStroker** · 11-14-20 21:46

Saw her 3 times so far.

She's good but is flaky when it comes to scheduling. Fat ass and tummy but really gets into the act.

$. 4 for hh.

Originally Posted by ODawg [View Original Post]

So I saw the Eros girl last night, was a bad experience but due to lack of communication I guess. Anyways I still have a nut to bust so I'm thinking about visiting Brooklyn / daisy dukes iirc. Anyone have prior experiences with her? Seems like a real head huncho.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55969599/

**HookerLuver248** · 11-14-20 19:28

Known her for a while was fun while it lasted really going down hill she will scam you when she have the chance hanging out with a bunch of losers there is better out there she too cracked up and pills save your money and time really a waste of time. https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55960186/ be safe miss the good old days when the hoes werent so fucked up be safe.

**GoodTimer88** · 11-14-20 17:04

Originally Posted by SprinkMan [View Original Post]

Like I said, she is the girl in the ad, very pretty with a nice body, but she is on the younger side and seemed kind of new to the profession and FS was available. You could always TOFTT and see how she is now, maybe she's matured. On my way out of her room I commented that she wouldn't get much repeat business with her no BJ rule.

Thanks. I may do that if she puts her ad back up. Will let why'all know if so.

**SprinkMan** · 11-14-20 15:00

Originally Posted by GoodTimer88 [View Original Post]

So $1. 5 for some kissing and a handy? That doesn't seem to add up to her profile, which has now been pulled off.

Like I said, she is the girl in the ad, very pretty with a nice body, but she is on the younger side and seemed kind of new to the profession and FS was available. You could always TOFTT and see how she is now, maybe she's matured. On my way out of her room I commented that she wouldn't get much repeat business with her no BJ rule.

**ODawg** · 11-14-20 13:15

So I saw the Eros girl last night, was a bad experience but due to lack of communication I guess. Anyways I still have a nut to bust so I'm thinking about visiting Brooklyn / daisy dukes iirc. Anyone have prior experiences with her? Seems like a real head huncho.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55969599/

**GoodTimer88** · 11-14-20 12:50

Originally Posted by SprinkMan [View Original Post]

I saw her last year when she was posting, at the time her ratewas $150 for a hhr, may have gone up like most other girls. She is the girl pictured, started with DFK, aftwr several minutes I knelt in front of her, she said "I don't do that," I said fine then put on a cover. She says "no, I don't do blowjobs". She did allow me to go down on her but seemed really uncomfortable with it. I just gave up, ended letting her finish me with her hand. So unless she changed her rules don't expect any kind of oral.

So $1. 5 for some kissing and a handy? That doesn't seem to add up to her profile, which has now been pulled off.